#St. Patrick's Day

[culturevulturette]

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Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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[irelandseyeonmythology]

This Saint Patrick's Day, don't forget the reason for the season. Celebrate like St. Patrick would have wanted:

Speak Welsh.

Turn your enemies into foxes

Call out your local politicians

Set a bonfire, piss off the cops

Curse your enemies' fields to become barren marshes, unfit for farmland.

Cause an earthquake

Write all your letters in Latin

Despite this, claim that your Latin is bad.

Become a key part of Uí Néill propaganda.

Yeet your enemies into the sky so that they freeze to death.

Adopt a child who refuses to leave you alone.

Bargain with an angel to be allowed to judge the souls of the Irish on Judgement Day

Remind your local surviving members of the Fianna that all their friends are dead and in Hell.

Have two oxen decide your burial place

Develop a long and complex relationship with St. Brigit in the folk tradition, despite neither of you being contemporaries.

Refuse to suck the nipples of the pirates who you are trying to convince to take you back to Britain.

Disguise yourself as a deer

Fight against manmade climate change

Be accused by your former friend of unspecified charges that might or might not have involved gay sex and write a long self-justifying letter about your tragic backstory.

[chasingrainbowsforever]

Green clover leaf with water drops for a natural background.

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[dailypepe]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! 🍀🤏

[celesse]

Green ☘️💚☘️ Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Wilton Cake & Food Decorating Year Book, 1972.

[thelordismylightandmysalvation]

Captivating ~ A Frosty Four-leaf Clover

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Erin Go Bragh, St. Patrick's Day Greetings, unknown artist, 1909

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Martha Vickers

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Via sybilandnormatheguineas

[pinkfairiesteaparty]

[morethansalad]

Vegan Irish "Egg" Rolls

inspired by a dish at the now defunct Clarke’s Irish Pub in Miami Beach, these egg rolls are stuffed with a traditional Irish meal, veganized!

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~ Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ~