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[sierratitta]

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The sluggish and highly unhelpful sloth employees are a constant source of this as long as you pay for your items and don't wreck the store.

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A crazed goblin thinks he's cracked the incredibly arcane organizing system of Quest Buy: "Housewares is that way!" He then turns right around and runs into a wall.The source of the wand's power? A tiny unicorn running on a tiny treadmill.

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Right before pounding on the driver side window and screaming about how they're going to die, which they can't hear because they're singing too loud.

Also, Star taking the time to magic up a seatbelt so she can stay secure on the roof of the Diaz van.

It got to the point where she was so into the search that she blows off the fact that Buff-Frog, one of Ludo's henchmen, was spying on her while she was spying on Gustav.

Let's just say it ended with her incoherently babbling at Marco in front of a conspiracy corkboard that takes up a WALL of her room.

The absurd lengths that Star went to to try and catch Gustav in his scheme and what it did to her psyche is truly a sight to behold.

a tiny pink spider in a top hat, which scurries away.

Star, in a fit of jealousy, boasts "I can make stuff too!" and conjures up.

If the pictures on the wall are any indication, the Diaz family apparently didn't see anything strange with taking in a robot and a llama as "exchange students".

Marco and Gustav's ridiculous Secret Handshake.

Said mutant then grabs a random student and flies off with him.

Hearing that Marco would like a little more danger in his life, Star decides to do the charitable thing and mutates a wayward butterfly into a hideous monster.

Marco's first look at Star she's trying to gnaw the water fountain into submission.

"And you said there was no magic on Earth!" like light switches and drinking fountains.

Star's fascination with Earth technology.

The most Marco's gloating gets is an annoyed, "Would you just go already?!" from his teacher - just because he thought to ask for a hall pass before leaving.

Even better, no one is paying attention to him.

and his frustration when he realizes Skeeves just wants him to look after Star because he's such a Nice Guy.

Marco bragging about being taken to the principal's office.

And what Principal Skeeves plans on doing with the chest of jewels he got: "Now I'm off to the ice cream shop.

Skeeves gets Dollar-Bill Eyes) She is going to love it here! Star: (Playing with the light switch) And you said there was no magic on Earth! Skeeves: So, you say you're from another dimension. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses".

Every time Marco gets called "Princess Marco" ever since "St.

Mainly due to her very limited knowledge on Earth.

Any time Star is forced to not use magic tends to be hilarious.

A good majority of the facial expressions in this show count.

In the first intro, Star and Marco run up to a giant worm monster that's just emerged from the ground.then as the lyrics go "Gonna have a good time!", the monster's eyes light up like disco balls and everyone briefly dances.

note Then again, when we actually see the school. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses is brought up, it's always followed by lightning, said character who doesn't want to be sent there screaming, and a shot of them being "sucked" (by a strangely out of place conveyor belt) into said school with the gate closing behind them.

The way she even screams "MARCO!" becomes really funny after a while.

Star's mannerisms and actions in general count due to her sheer joy and excitement about everything.

[judasisgayriot]

Tagged by @buildarocketboys yeeeeeah boiiii

shuffle your ON REPEAT playlist and list the first 10 songs

If You Sing - Anarbor

“From Now On We Are Enemies” - Fall Out Boy

Run Dry (X Heart X Fingers) - Patrick Stump

The “I” In Lie - Patrick Stump

Twin Skeletons (Hotel In NYC) - Fall Out Boy

Sleeping In - All Time Low

Say Don’t Go (Taylor’s Version) - Taylor Swift

All You Had To Do Was Stay (Taylor’s Version) - Taylor Swift

Saturday - Fall Out Boy

Psychedelic Switch - Carly Rae Jepsen

It’s not ALL fob or patrick…

"your top 15 favorite tv shows can say a lot about your personality" (list your top 15 shows)

Uhhh man have I WATCHED 15 TV shows? Everything except the obvious is escaping me lol

Okay: Heroes (NBC) my top favourite AND my top least favourite TV show quite the achievement, Doctor Who, Gavin and Stacey, Galavant, Ashes to Ashes, Good Omens, Red Dwarf, Crazy Ex Girlfriend, god I don’t want to count Glee despite its undeniable psychological impact on me, Peep Show for Jez’s bisexuality arc alone, HSMTMTS for making me cry like a little bitch at the end and also stan Miss Jenn forever???, Star Vs the Forces of Evil but I fell off before the end, uhhh you know what I love? MasterChef: the Professionals and Grand Designs and GBBO but do those sorts of things count?? Lol anyway. Idk. There you go.

Bon appetit

[ordinaryschmuck]

Alright, Disney, I'm gonna level with you here. In the last ninety-six years you've been around, you have approved:

Ursula getting harpooned by a ship in The Little Mermaid

Clayton getting hanged in Tarzan

Dumbo being an underage drinker

Pinocchio being forced to watch the horrific display of one his friends being turned into a donkey. Followed up with a scene of the rest of his donkey friends being sold into slavery.

A scene in Gravity Falls where a kid gets eaten by a monster made of black licorice and candy corn while the same kid said he was traumatized at the end of the episode.

Mr. Incredible finding out that all his closest friends had died horrifically to the clutches of a mad man.

Mufasa getting thrown off a cliff by his brother, trampled to death by wildebeests and having Mufasa's corpse poked and prodded by Simba.

A scene in the Star Vs. The Forces of Evil series finale, where a character blows up into purple confetti, while everyone around him SCREAMS IN HORROR! I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP!

A clone of Wendy from Gravity Falls being hit in the stomach with a fire ax.

Santa Claus getting tortured by Oogie Boogie in The Nightmare Before Christmas.

The Toys in Toy Story 3 holding hands and accepting their fate of being fed to an incinerator.

Imply that Eugene from Tangled is going get hanged as punishment for stealing a tiara. And after he escapes that, he gets shanked by a bitch and actually dies! (It for a minute and a half, sure, but still.)

Have Skinner take advantage of Linguini while he's drunk off of wine.

The Horned King from The Black Cauldron.

A scene in Gravity Falls where Mr. Northwest has the functions of every hole in his face get shuffled like a deck of cards.

Cassandra's arm getting dissolved in Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure.

The entirity of "Night on Bald Mountain."

The anglerfish from Finding Nemo

The frogs of Amphibia accepting the idea that they're going to die, and say potential goodbyes to each other.

A scene where Vasquez from Big City Greens says that he's going to go back to being in the secret service. Which is followed up with a fantasy sequence of him SNAPPING A GUYS NECK AND HIDING THE BODY IN THE BUSHES! AGAIN, NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP!

And the episode "Northwest Mansion Mystery" from Gravity Falls. Which has a scene where mounted animal heads are speaking a demonic language, while blood is dripping out of their eyes, mouths, and noses. And while that's going on, a flaming skeleton with an ax in his forehead is coming out of the fireplace as if he's crawling out of the pits of Hell itself. Once he's completely out, his body tissue reforms and he summons another ax, that is implied to be used on a twelve-year-old girl...A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL!

You approved of ALL OF THAT, and yet parents still haven't come down on you for bat-shit crazy y'all are. And if you can do that, then for once-just fricken' once-you can throw a certain group a bone and allow this:

Because if you don’t, I’m listing the racist stuff next.

[redhatmeg]

Now, when I’ve finished Gravity Falls, I want to rewatch Over The Garden Wall.

Just because these shows seem so similar and back in a day if you were fan of one, you would start to watch the other (and Rick and Morty... and Star vs. Forces of Evil... and Adventure Time...) and it was like Superwholock/Big Four of early 2010s.

Maybe not on a “crossover gifsets” level but on the fanarts/fanfics/fan theories level. Who else remembers this headcanon that Wirt and Greg are related to Dipper and Mabel? Or all the fanarts with Beast!Wirt meeting Bipper, Evil Morty and Marco with a skeleton mask? Or the theory that Ford had met Rick and they are actually partners in crime?

It was kind of awesome back in a day.

[appleb18]

Why Modern Cartoons is Not Great as it Used to be in this Decade

As 2010′s draw near to the end and begin a next-generation, cartoons have changed from being a fun episodic adventure with a meaningful message and can get dark sometimes to a story-driven show with deep messages. While cartoons have a great start in early 2010s such as Adventure Time, Regular Show, Gravity Falls, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, however as time passes cartoons are becoming less interesting and not many aren’t talking about it. So what the hell happened with modern cartoons? Let’s get to the bottom of what happened to this decade of cartoons and why isn’t anyone talking about it anymore 

The Animation Quality 

The quality of the animation of cartoons back in 2000′s were amazing, so many variations of animation styles that look very appealing such as 

Samurai Jack 

Avatar: The Last Airbender 

Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends 

Recess 

Proud Family and so many more

But now in modern cartoons, most cartoon shows are using a similar style of animation which many people called it “Calarts style”. Most cartoon shows are using because it’s cheap however it takes away creativity, more detail nor being organic. Look at Infinity Train, compare from the pilot to the release 

It looks very boring having most cartoons look the same. Then there’s artistic freedom where creators let them draw whatever they want such as Steven Universe and OK KO. That sounds good but really though it just looks lazy and unprofessional. This is very distracting that most characters go off-model every scene like why Rebecca and Ian-Jones Quarry think it was a good idea! 

Great to Below Average

So now let’s talk about the three shows that were once popular Steven Universe, Voltron, and Star vs The Forces of Evil. The trope I’ve been seeing as of late about these shows that it was pretty hype and they deliver on that. All they need to do is conclude it and call it a good cartoon but then crash and burned in later seasons. 

Steven Universe didn’t get popular until “Jailbreak” and that was when everyone was watching it. It had character development, an interesting world of gems, a gorgeous background and has one of the best soundtracks. This isn’t surprising because the creator is the same person who wrote Marceline episodes in Adventure Time which was Rebecca Sugar that created the series. Then season 4 and season 5 happened which the show drop in quality like mostly the show prefer showing filler which makes the plot go too fast and made arcs underwhelming, crystals gems and Lapis Lazuli and Peridot aren’t being used that much in the show and having each villain being beaten by simply talking to them. While there is Steven Universe Future but that hasn’t gotten interesting in my opinion. 

Star vs The Forces of Evil is a show used to be interesting for the two seasons and “Battle for Mewni” arc but then shipping drama got out of hand and that resulted to fell from grace 

Then there’s Voltron and we all how that turned out for the last two seasons

What these three have in common that they set up this interesting premise and world in the first few seasons but they all went downhill. Awful character writing, insane plot twist, and terrible pacing. I did wish that those shows would get better like how Adventure Time and Regular Show had one bad season but after that, they both got better but they didn’t and it went from being great to disappointingly average. 

Comedy Over Messages

Now that’s got the most hype shows, let’s talk about shows that not many people talk about because the premise and world aren’t engaging enough to watch and which they are We Bare Bears, Craig in the Creek, Clarence, OK KO, and The Loud House. While I’m not saying they aren’t bad but it is just not interesting to watch, it's just that it’s too tame and too comedic. The main issue I have it doesn’t really teach viewers like they used to anymore 

OK KO was about to talk about gun violence but they turn it into a comedy. In “Let’s Not Be Skeletons” people overuse the gun and resulting everyone to turn skeletons and KO tries to stop it but fails. By the end of the episode, it was a dream and calls Congress to stop it from happening. I really hate how writers of this episode of making a serious issue turn into comedy and that’s a pretty awful way of doing it. 

Look at Static Shock and Fat Albert, instead of making Gun Violence a joke, they talk about how serious it is by having someone shot and that devastated the characters a lot 

Then there's Hey Arnold, it really dives into serious issues such as 

“Pigeon Man” showcases that some people are meant to be with other people while others like Pigeon Man are just different and can’t be with other people. 

“Helga on the Couch” showcases Helga's anger issues and those issues manifest because her family ignores her because of her sister. Never truly cares for like no makes her lunch for school and no one brought her to school when she was a young girl. The only person that cares for was Arnold.

Then there’s my personal favorite, “Arnold Christmas”. Mr. Hyunh is always sad at Christmas and this episode revealed that he had a daughter and all he wanted was to see her grow up but there was a war coming near his village. In order to do so, he had to give her up so she can have a better life. It took 20 years to get out of the country and he almost gave up hope to find her until Helga helped Arnold to search for her and be reunited with her father. 

Modern cartoons don’t show those kinds of messages anymore and there’s something worse than that and I hate how cartoon shows keep doing this. 

Today’s Villains

I” ve been seeing a lot lately that the main antagonist isn't handled well in cartoons as of lately. Most villains have been getting redeemed lately and not paying their crimes. While show creatures try to make them sympathetic and the victim however it doesn’t excuse them for their crimes. 

White Diamond who caused multiple mass genocide on worlds, brainwash any gem that stands in her way and shatter gems gets easily defeated by simply getting talk to and just not gonna do it anymore because Steven said so. 

Mina Loveberry and her Mewni soldiers wanted to destroy monsters. When her and her army magic depleted, she just goes in the wilderness and no one stopped her. 

Moon Butterfly helped Mina create her soldiers so she can retake the throne from Ecipsa. Instead of having the monsters and her surrendering the throne that she was attending to do, however, her plan backfired when Mewni Soldiers and Mina wanted to kill all the monsters. Why didn’t Moon saw that coming, they were clearly racist against them. Then by the end of the show, she never once apologized for what she has done. 

Starlight Glimmer created a cult that no one has cutie marks until the mane six defeated her in “Cutie Map” She returns and her revenge on Twilight by going back in time and making sure Rainbow Dash doesn’t perform the Sonic Rainboom. After multiple going to multiple timelines, she finally catches up to her and then her tragic backstory been revealed and it was very disappointing. The reason she caused all of this because her friend moved away and that’s it. That’s not all, instead of her facing her crimes like most villains such as Tirek or Queen Chrysalis, she gets off the hook and she became friends with Twilight in a matter of minutes 

A good example of a good antagonist is Aku from Samurai Jack. When he first appeared in the show, he’s pure evil, destroying anything that stood in his way and ruling over the weak but as the show progresses, the serious villain became more comedic villain but that doesn’t mean he’s a silly character, he’s far from that. He’s still all-powerful and should be taken seriously. This is what I want from a villain.  He’s powerful, he’s truly evil and has a personality. 

Villains can be sympathetic and relatable however shouldn’t be forgiven so easily. When a character crosses the line by taking multiple innocent lives should never be redeemed, even if they have a sad backstory 

Cartoons lately have become less popular in this past decade, the glaring problems about cartoons are its animation, comedy over messages, messy plots, and terrible villain. People will only talk about cartoons from the late ’80s to 2012. I’m afraid that this day of age that it isn’t appealing anymore than in previous years. The only animation that people will talk about is anime shows which I can’t lie, is far superior to cartoons as of now. I feel that the only way it can make it back on top is it needs something like Adventure Time or Gravity Falls moment that reinvent it more relevant and view to modern audiences. I really do like to watch cartoon shows for animation, message, and characters but I keep seeing issues in modern cartoons and I hope that it will change in the future. 

[mystech-master]

Hero Artifact Ideas

I'm sure you all have seen my recent Hero Artifact pictures, where I basically make some BS empowering artifact meant to basically be Light Novel protag level power-ups to various protagonists.

Those were the first ones I put to paper but I have a few more roaming around in my head. Here is a list of heroes I am trying to come up with weapons for and some concepts that I have for some of them:

(Note: an * next to the name means that I haven't fully watched the series and have just heard a lot about it from a friend or have read up on it a bit, so I am a bit limited on design ideas)

Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto) *: 9 shuriken made from the same metal as the Uzumaki Adamantine chains, can use Flying Thunder God technique on them, each contain Tailed Beast Chakra. With Chakra from lots of people and the Hashirama Cell Wood Release he can make a new Demonic Statue of the Outer Path and become a 10 Tails, but this is a risk to Kurama.

Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)* : must connect all 3 of his powersets, each power represents one of the worlds: Quincy = Human world, Hollow = Hueco Mundo, Soul Reaper/Shinigami = Soul Society. Small Quincy ZXanpakuto has laser blade like other Quincy weapon.

Natsu Dragneel

Son Goku (Dragon Ball)*: Power Pole upgraded to let Goku fight more conceptual threats using the more mystical nature of Ki. Goku later turns it into dragon tattoos.

Ruby Rose (RWBY)

Izuku Midoriya (My Hero Academia)

Maka Albarn & Soul Eater (Soul Eater): Moon charms that share Black Blood and Anti-Demon Wavelength. Maka can access weapon blood and so can Soul.

Jotaro Kujo (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders)

Josuke Higashikata (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable)

Giorno Giovanna (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo): Scarab Shield that reflects damage, based on the abilities of his life constructs

Asta (Black Clover)*: 5th Demon sword, makes all his 4 other swords represent the virtues of the Clover Kingdom.

Shinra Kusakabe (Fire Force): Already done

Denji (Chainsaw Man)*

Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic series)

Link (Legend of Zelda)

Oracina of Time/Majora’s Mask*

Twilight Princess*: Twilight sword, has shard of twilight mirror and shard for Wolf Link

Breath of the Wild: Something to do with the Sheikah tech, but I want to wait for BOTW2 to see what the deal is with his arm first.

Yu Narukami (Persona 4)*: mirror sword with electrical powers

Ren Amamiya/Joker (Persona 5): Already done

Shrou Emiya (Fate/stay night)*: Already done

Illyasviel von Einzbern (Fate/kaleid liner PRIMSA ILLYA)*

Hakuno Kishinami (Fate/EXTRA)*

Sieg (Fate/Apocrypha)*

Ritsuka Fujimaru (Fate/Grand Order)*: Armor with different modes/powers for each Servant Class with/or knuckle dusters that become giant tower shields.

Sly Cooper (Sly Cooper)

Ragna the Bloodedge (Blazblue): Harpe Sword/Sickle with Time powers

Hyde Kido (Under Night In-Birth): Insulator’s origin of Vatista’s wing brought forth.

Danny Fenton/Danny Phantom(Danny Phantom): must be tech based as he doesn’t really lean into the mystic stuff, maybe an upgraded version of the Ecto-Skeleton (Vlad proves a non-lethal-to-user version can be made), using the Gem of Life from the Reality Gauntlet.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug (Miraculous: The Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir): Already done, might tweak

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls): Spell Book journal with his Pine Tree symbol instead of the six-fingered hand, with the Big Dipper/Ursa Major on it.

Ben Tennyson (Ben 10): 1. Electric Sword (has a lot of electrical aliens, references Ascalon, also references Take-Mikazuchi a Sword and Thunder god from Japan who was in first sumo match, referencing Sumo Slammers), or a Band that gives him Ki powers (X is Roman 10 and pronounced “chi”, and Chi is also a form of life energy like Mana b/c fuck you writers saying only Gwen can use mana).

Star Butterfly (Star vs the Forces of Evil)

Rex Salazar (Generator Rex): upgraded Tanto that Six gave him

Jacob Luke “Jake” Long (American Dragon Jake Long)

Randy Cunningham (Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja)

Zak Saturday (The Secret Saturdays)

Manny Rivera/El Tigre (El Tigre, The Adventures of Manny Rivera): shards of an Obsidian mirror of Tezcatlipoca, feeding on the discord of Manny’s struggle to choose between good and evil, upgraded later with melted down Golden Sombrero of Chaos and Bronze Boots of Truth.

Jenny Wakeman (My Life as a Teenage Robot): Cluster Heart Mechashift Chip mixed with a Pip Crystal

Maxwell “Max” McGrath & N'Baro Aktsteel X377/Steel (Max Steel)

Those are the heroes I chose to try and come up with Artifacts for and some ideas I already had. If anyone wants to help me come up with an idea if any of these guys seem appealing to you, feel free to speak out. Naturally, I'd expand a lot more on the ideas if the weapon design actually gets made.

[mst3kproject]

The Ship of Monsters

Check me out, I’m being topical!  I had another review almost finished for today, but when I saw the news I knew I had to set that aside and find a movie about life on Venus.  This one is a ridiculous Mexican film starring Lorena Velazquez from Samson vs the Vampire Women (looking only slightly less like Cher) and one of those amazing cardboard robots you only get in the very worst of late 50’s and early 60’s sci-fi.

An atomic war on the planet Venus has killed off all the males, so an expedition is sent out in search of replacements, consisting of a native Venusian named Gamma, her Uranian navigator Beta, and their robot Tor.  After promising the Empress that they will bring back only the most manly of men, they wander the solar system a while collecting creatures with penises before an engine problem forces them to land on Earth.  The first human they meet there is Laureano Gomez, a singing cowboy with a well-earned reputation for telling tall tales.  One might assume one could predict the rest of the movie from there… but then Beta turns on Gamma and reveals that her true mission all along was to conquer a planet to feed the vampires of Uranus!

I gotta say… I did not see that coming.

The Ship of Monsters is supposed to be a comedy.  It’s seldom funny when it’s trying to be, although it mercifully avoids being the kind of desperately unfunny a lot of bad comedies are… possibly this is because it’s in Spanish, and by the time I’ve realized something is stupid there’s another subtitle to distract me. The jokes, such as they are, are pretty standard.  Tor the robot was created by an alien race, who were aware of Earth but never bothered exploring it because they thought the inhabitants weren’t very intelligent.  Laureano is in the habit of telling ridiculous stories to his drinking buddies, so of course when he claims the Earth is being invaded by space monsters they don’t believe him.  That sort of thing.  The movie is much funnier when it’s just showing us absurd situations, but to nobody’s surprise, The Ship of Monsters is at its funniest when it’s trying to be serious.

This hilarity comes in many forms, covering just about all the possible bases for a dirt-cheap 1960 sci-fi film.  We have spaceship sets made of cardboard, covered with buttons that don’t actually press and levers conveniently placed so people can bump into them during fight scenes.  We have Tor, with his tin can body that’s always a little dinged up but never in the same places, giving us clues as to what order the scenes might have been shot in.  He also has wiggly spring antennae and makes a little whirring noise every time he moves. We have space babes in silver bathing suits and glittery high heels.  Vampire-Beta, sporting plastic fangs that look like they came from the bottom of a cereal box, could be the female counterpart to the guy from Dracula vs Frankenstein, and the puppet used to represent her in flight is nearly as bad as the one from The Devil Bat.

The ‘monsters’ of the title are a bulging-brained Martian prince, a scaly cyclops, a spidery creature with venomous fangs, and the mobile skeleton of what appears to be a *damn worwelf (he tells us that his race has Evolved Beyond Flesh... apparently not Beyond Bones, though).  The costumes are all terrible, particularly the warwulf puppet, whose backbone extends into his mouth and who has to be carried around with his feet dangling in any shot that’s not a close-up.  It’s nice, though, that a little imagination went into them, and somebody gave a bit of thought to the idea that a monstrous appearance is relative.  The Martian tells Beta that he admires her ambition and might even marry her if she weren’t so ugly by his planet’s standards.

At the end, naturally, this alien invasion is defeated by Laureano, his twelve-year-old brother, and a cardboard robot, while Gamma just stands around and screams.  With a movie like this I expect nothing less.  The denouement contains my favourite intentional joke in the whole thing, in which Gamma stays on Earth with her True Love, and Tor the robot takes his, the Jukebox, back to Venus with him!  Tom Servo would have given a speech to congratulate the happy couple, and I can just see him breaking down into happy tears before he got five lines in.

(The wirwalf skeleton is not present at the climactic fight, by the way… no explanation is offered, and I strongly suspect that they broke the puppet trying.  I rather enjoy this omission, because it lets me imagine him getting lost or maybe buried by an enterprising dog, and finally finding his way back to the landing site only to learn that they’ve left without him.)

I called Laureano a cowboy but he only has one cow.  Her name is Lolobrijida and she is the very first time I have ever seen a movie spur a hero into action by killing his cow.  She gets a proper Teenagers from Outer Space death, with her skeleton left behind propped up by metal struts like a dinosaur in a museum!

I also called him a singing cowboy, which he is – there are several songs, including one in which he tries to explain to Gamma and Beta what ‘love’ means.  The songs have pleasant but forgettable Mexican pop melodies, and none of the lyrics make a whole lot of sense.  Being translated over-literally from Spanish probably didn’t do them any favours (my own Spanish tops out at yo no tengo dinero), but I still can’t imagine that the What Is Love song clarified anything.

Laureano himself comes across as kind of a fool, but he’s not actually a full-on idiot, which is quite important.  If he were the kind of one-dimensional ‘comedic nitwit’ embodied in characters like Dropo, or the janitor from Reptilicus, he’d be insufferable.  Laureano is no genius, but he’s got personality traits besides being stupid – he cares deeply for his little brother Chuy and for his animals, and he doesn’t treat Gamma and Beta’s appearance as two women for the price of one.  Very quickly he decides that Gamma is the one he loves, and he sticks to that, doing his best to let Beta down gently even when she offers to make him a king.  He’s also smart enough to trick Beta into dancing with him so he can steal the device she uses to control the rocket and Tor, and to listen to Gamma when she tells him about the various monsters’ weaknesses.

Gamma and Beta, on the other hand, don’t have a lot to them besides the basic fact that Gamma is the Nice One and Beta is Evil. Gamma starts out in the story with a strong sense of duty, and it’s a bit disappointing to see her abandon that because of Tru Luv.  I would have liked the ending better if she’d taken Laureano home with her so that the two of them could be the Adam and Eve of the new Venusian race.  Meanwhile, Beta shows no sign of any loyalty except to herself and her own ambition.  Her original mission, to secure Earth as a blood supply for the Uranians, falls by the wayside as she decides she’s going to conquer and rule the planet herself.

So The Ship of Monsters isn’t exactly a feminist manifesto, but neither is it complete misogynistic garbage like Project Moon Base.  The whole premise, after all, rests on a planet of women being able to develop space travel all on their own!  This is a fairly surprising plot point, because in many ‘planet of women’ movies like Fire Maidens of Outer Space or Cat Women of the Moon, the ladies need the virile Earth Men to come to them.

There’s also a little bit of actual science peeking out of the cracks.  The moment for launch of the rocket from Venus is determined by when ‘the elliptical orbits coincide’.  Launch timing is, indeed, a delicate art depending very much on what’s orbiting where. There’s also the moment when, trying to land on Earth, Gamma and Beta worry that the friction, combined with our oxygen-rich atmosphere, will set their ship on fire.  This stuff is pretty impressive coming from a time when the moon landing was still nearly a decade away.  There are even a couple of scenes in zero gravity that honestly aren’t totally terrible.  I mean, I’ve seen better, but I’ve also seen much, much worse.

There’s also one weirdly prescient moment when Laureano, telling one of his silly stories in the pub, describes being surrounded by dinosaurs – only to get a laugh a moment later when he mentions that they had beautiful plumage.  I’m not sure whether this is meant to be a joke in that Laureano is exaggerating an actual encounter with an angry bird into something more fearsome (I think we’re to assume that the whole story is totally made up), or whether it’s just supposed to be funny that Laureano thinks dinosaurs had feathers instead of scales.  Either way, it’s the equivalent of the moon Fornax in Menace from Outer Space being so reminiscent of Io.  There’s no way the writers could have known that, but it’s interesting nonetheless.

The Ship of Monsters is very cheap and very dumb, but it’s good fun for those of us who like crummy old alien invasion movies, and I recommend it to anybody in that demographic.  As for actual life on Venus… I feel like a lot of the people getting excited are too young to remember when Bill Clinton told the world that we had totally found life on Mars.  Humans have been discovering life on other planets for about two hundred years and every single one of those ‘discoveries’ has turned out to be either a mistake or an outright lie.  We have plenty enough to panic about this year without a Venusian invasion.

[shanascarlett]

Songs from Transformers playlist

Autobots

AC/DC - Thunderstruck

Art of Dying - Die Trying

Extreme Music - Skin Em Up

Glitch Mob - Better Hide, better run

Glitch Mob - Animus Vox

Hollywood Undead - How We Roll

ill Factor - Champion Sound

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive

Imagine Dragons - Cha-Ching (Till We Grow Older)

Imagine Dragons - I’m So Sorry

Imagine Dragons - Warriors

Imagine Dragons - Battle Cry

Lemaitre - Day Two

Linkin Park - Final Masquerade

Linkin Park - A line in the sand

Linkin Park - Lost in the Echo

Linkin Park - Burn it Down

Linkin Park - Road Untraveled

Linkin Park - Leave Out All The Rest

Linkin Park - Shadow of the Day

Linkin Park - What I’ve Done

Linkin Park - The Little Things Give You Away

Linkin Park - Iridescent

Ryan Star - Brand New Day

Skillet - Feel Invincible

two door cinema club - Undercover Martyn

USS - Who's With Me

Fall Out Boy  The Last of the Real Ones

Linkin Park ft. Steve Aoki - A Light That Never Comes

One Republic - Counting Stars

USS - Work Shoes

Panic! At The Disco - Victorious

Worlds Collide - Extended Orchestra Mix (ft. Nicki Taylor)

Youngblood Hawke - Pressure

Optimus Prime

As Lions - World on Fire

Fired Earth Music - Aphelion

Hammock - Numinous

Hollywood Undead - Take Me Home

Immediate Music - Rising Empire

Immediate Music - WIth Great Power

Linkin Park - I’ll be gone

Linkin Park - Powerless

Linkin Park - Leave Out All The Rest

Poets of the Fall - No End, No Beginning

Red - House of Glass 

Tribal Society  – Kings

Bumblebee

Arcade Fire - Rococo

Avicii - Wake me Up

Imagine Dragons - It’s Time

Imagine Dragons - Cha-Ching (Till We Grow Older)

Linkin Park - Road Untraveled

Linkin Park - Robot Boy

Swedish House Mafia - Don’t you worry child

Panic! At The Disco - Vegas Lights

Sideburns VS Matisyahu - Let Go (Fight Like A Warrior)

TobyMac - Ignition

Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime

Fitz & The Tantrums - HandClap

Hollywood Undead - Live Fast Die Young

Linkin Park - Road Untraveled

Bassnectar - Into the Sun

Saint Mesa - Lion

Skillet - You Take My Rights Away

Thousand Foot Krutch - Untraveled Road

two door cinema club - Undercover Martyn

You Me At Six - Fast Foward

Panic! At The Disco - Vegas Lights

One Republic - Counting Stars

TobyMac - Ignition

Panic! At The Disco - Victorious

Vincent Steele, Michael Woodenbridge & Nine One One - Rise UP

Elita-One

Flume - Greatest View

Icon For Hire - Too Loud

Ironhide

Papa Roach - Maniac

Ill Factor - Champion Sound

Prowl

Linkin Park - Crawling

Linkin Park - Road Untraveled

Linkin Park - Blackout

Sidewalks And Skeletons - Morphine

Meg Myers - Make A Shadow

Dirty Palm - Oblivion

Vincent Steele, Michael Woodenbridge & Nine One One - Rise UP

Paramore - Ignorance (Animated ver)

Icon For Hire - Iodine

Icon For Hire - The Grey

Ratchet

Imagine Dragons - Gold

Woodkid feat. Max Richter - The golden age - embers

Arcee

Icon For Hire - Pulse

Icon For Hire - Demons

Icon For Hire - Make A Move

Drift

Linkin Park - Crawling

Linkin Park - Waiting For The End

Klangkarussell - Sternenkinder

Within Temptation - Running Up That Hill

Dirty Palm - Oblivion

Vincent Steele, Michael Woodenbridge & Nine One One - Rise UP

Sideswipe

TobyMac - Ignition

Suntreaker

Papa Roach - Maniac

TobyMac - Ignition

Vincent Steele, Michael Woodenbridge & Nine One One - Rise UP

Icon For Hire - Hope of Morning

Windblade

Dpen and Nick Varon - Grasshopper

Within Temptation - Running Up That Hill

Within Temptation - Mercy Mirror

Tommee Profitt - Enchantment (feat. HEAVYOCITY)

Tommee Profitt - This Ship Is Going Down (feat. Xeah)

Mistress of Flame

Within Temptation - Mercy Mirror

Blurr

Skillet - You Take My Rights Away

You Me At Six - Fast Foward

The Prodigy - Wild Frontier

TobyMac - Ignition

Skids

Linkin Park - Roads Untraveled

TobyMac - Ignition

Dirty Palm - Oblivion

Kup

Papa Roach - Maniac

Tailgate

Foster The People - Helena Beat

Foster The People - Houdini

Chromedome

Dirty Palm - Oblivion

Rewind

two door cinema club - Undercover Martyn

Grimlock

Foo FIghters - Rope

Alpha Trion

Ryan Star - Brand New Day

Decepticons

Deuce - I Came To Party

Hollywood Undead - Apologize

Hollywood Undead - Lights Out

Hollywood Undead - Tendencies

Hollywood Undead - Lump Your Head

Hollywood Undead - Le Deux

Hollywood Undead - War Child

Hollywood Undead - Comin In Hot

Hollywood Undead - Dead Bite

Hollywood Undead - We Are

Imagine Dragons - Who We Are

Julien-K - This Machine

Linkin Park - Plc.4 Mie Haed

Linkin Park - When They Come For Me

Powerman 5000 - How to be a human

Red - Outside

Within Temptation - Tell Me Why

Front Line Assembly - Sturm (Seekers Theme)

Clarx - H.E.Y. (Seekers Theme)

Within Temptation - Mad World

Powerman 5000 - Invade, Destroy, Repeat

Powerman 5000 - We Want It All

grandson - Blood Water

Megatron

Adelitas Way - Sick

Hollywood Undead - Dove and Grenade

Imagine Dragons - Monster

In This Moment - Adrenalize

Nine Ich Nails - Meet Your Master

Nostalghia - Homeostasis

Red - Damage

Warmer - in my head its like hell

Starscream

Franz Ferdinand - Evil Eye

Hollywood Undead - Levitate

Inner Party System - Don’t Stop

Missio - Twisted

Bring Me The Horizon - nihilist blues ft. Grimes

3OH!3 - Anything I Want

Machinae Supremacy - Gimme More

PhemieC – Ugly Story

USS - This Is The Best

Soundwave

Current Value - Dark Rain

Dead Fetus - Mind of God

King Plague - Ave Plague

Shockwave

ZAYDE WOLF - COLD-BLOODED

Knockout

Angelsplit - 100%

Family Force - Chainsaw

Franz Ferdinand - Evil Eye

Ken Ashcorp - Absolute

Prodigy - Destroy

Rabbit Junk - IDONTGIVEAFUCK

Breakdown

55 Escape - Addiction

Airachnid

Sayonara Maxwell - Decay Queen

Cyclonus

Imagine Dragons - Demons

Three Days Grace - I Am Machine

Three Days Grace - Just Like You

Action

Actual Phantom - 7 Nation of Army

Barns Courtney - Champion

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

Blue Stahli - You’ll get what’s coming

Bring Me The Horizon - Mantra

Celdweller - Own Little World

Celdweller - IRIA

Celdweller - Shapeshifter

DVBBS & Borgeous - Tsunami

Hollywood Undead - Pray

Imagine Dragons - Battle Cry

Inner Party System - Don’t Stop

Kings & Creatures (Wolfpack) - Hunted

Linkin Park - Wastelands

Linkin Park - With you

Linkin Park - Points of Authority

Linkin Park - Burn it Down

Linkin Park - Lies Greed Misery

Linkin Park - Pts. Of. Athrty

Linkin Park - P5hng Me A_wy

Linkin Park - Rnw@y

Linkin Park - By_Myslf

Linkin Park - Kyur4 Th Ich

Otep - Lie

Red - Falling Sky 

Red - Death of Me (Guillotine Remix)

The Used - Revolution

USS - Yin Yang

Within Temptation - Endless War

Fall Out Boy – Light Em Up

Hollywood Undead - Already Dead

Within Temptation - Holy Ground

Imagine Dragons - Believer

Within Temptation - In Vain

Within Temptation - Raise Your Banner

Within Temptation - Reckoning

Tommee Profitt - In The End

Julien-K - Technical Difficulties

Calm time

Arcade Fire - Suburbs

Arcade Fire - Rococo

Dirty South - Unknown

Ellie Goulding - Your Song

Everything Everything - Blast Doors

Florence And The Machine - Hurricane Drunk

IAMX - Alive in New Light

Imagine Dragons - Tokyo

Imagine Dragons - Working Man

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive (Synchronice Remix)

Imagine Dragons - Fall

The Kills - Sour Cherry

Lemaitre - Day Two

Ludovico Einaudi - Life

Raign - Empire of our own

Battle Tapes - Feel The Same

Ki:Theory - Kitty Hawk (Break Science Remix)

Leon Else - Tomorrow Land (All Fall Down)

Tom Day - Who We Want To Be

Fall Out Boy - Centuries (Gazzo Remix)

Fever Ray – If I Had A Heart

Glitch Mob - Fortune Days

Panic! At The Disco - Vegas Lights

Rabbit Junk - Bubble

Ruelle  - Take It All

Ruelle - Until We Go Down

USS - Work Shoes

Cybertron

As Lions - World on Fire

Bastille - Pompeii

Imagine Dragons - Nothing Left to Say

Linkin Park - P5hng Me A_wy

Linkin Park - Fallout

Perfume Genius - Longpig

Confidential Music – Albatross

Ruelle - Until We Go Down

Woodkid feat. Max Richter - The golden age - embers

Unicron

Dead Can Dance - Black Sun

Optimus x Elita

Avril Lavigne feat. Nickelback - Let Me Go

Linkin Park - Jornada Del Muerto

Adam Lambert - Evil In The Night Lyrics (Transformers Animated Ver)

Hot Rod x Arcee

Of Monsters And Men - Wolves without teeth

Goo Goo Dolls - Before It's Too Late

Starscream x Windblade

Twenty One Pilots - Doubt

Bring Me The Horizon - in the dark

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Trending 27th - August 2019

Here’s my most recent letter to Bob Iger and Gary Marsh:

Dearest (insert name),

It has been six years since a sneak peek of Wander Over Yonder debuted on Disney Channel. To tell you the truth, it’s always been the one cartoon on that channel (and Disney XD) that I looked forward to watching. You did the right thing when you let Craig McCracken, a cartoonist with more than two decades of experience under his belt, create a memorable show with appealing characters, engaging stories, catchy songs, and unforgettable lessons in friendship and other situations. However, when your company made the insensible decision to cancel the show after the writing of Season 2 wrapped up and before Season 2 started, the hearts of the crew and the fans were bound to be broken.

We know every TV show has a set lifespan, and Wander Over Yonder was planned to have only three seasons, just like Fish Hooks. Those two images from The Waste of Time (The Star Nomad and the space ape) and the downed space pod in the end tag of The End of the Galaxy clearly indicate that Craig and his crew had so much more to tell. So why did Disney not see the need to make more episodes of WOY? Did you actually assume no one would be interested in more episodes of WOY after two seasons? I never did. Denying Craig the chance to close out a show his way is like cutting a flower before it blooms, pulling the last few chapters out of a book before somebody reads it, shutting off the oven ten minutes before a meal is thoroughly cooked. Leaving the show on a cliffhanger doesn’t do the company any good, now does it?

If you think everyone stopped caring about Wander, Sylvia, Hater, Peepers, Dominator, and the rest, you’d be wrong. The plot and characters in Craig’s planned third season have been under scrutiny since 2016, and I’m positive they’re not like anything the world has ever seen before – it’s the kind of originality waiting to be unfurled. For three long years, I’ve been trying to figure out what is worse than Dominator’s galactic onslaught, how Hater came to be, and how Wander would be tested, because I’m a fan. The show has dedicated fans. They may be outnumbered by fans of higher-rated shows like Gravity Falls and Star vs. the Forces of Evil, but Wander fans are people who have been inspired to be creative, make more friends, and deal with all of life’s problems.

In the past few years, problems have become more common, especially public shootings. I always thought if we had one more season of WOY or some other means to give it closure, we’d all know just how to make the world a better, safer place. This is where you and the higher-ups of The Walt Disney Company come in. You can prove to me and the Wander fans there’s kindness in your hearts and show everyone how Craig McCracken would tackle such problems and turn an electric skeleton villain into someone with no interest in galactic conquest. I know Craig is at Netflix working on Kid Cosmic, but you should have plenty of time to negotiate once he’s available. Since he’s taken a strong liking to the streaming business, you could make Wander’s third and final season (or made-for-TV movie) exclusive to Disney+. If you can give Phineas and Ferb another go at something, surely you could give Wander proper closure. If previously canceled shows with previously loose ends like Hey Arnold!, Samurai Jack, Young Justice, and Invader Zim can get closure, why not Wander? To some, it’s just a cartoon, but it’s an amazing source of intellectual joy to me.

I implore you to understand how much this show means to me. I’ve been working at Disneyland for three and a half years and I recently became a full-time sound mechanic trainee at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge, and I wouldn’t be there if it wasn’t for Wander’s influence on my life. So please, look in your hearts. Redeem yourselves. Make Craig and his crew happy. Give the fans what they’ve been waiting three years to see. One more season (or movie) is all we ask for.

Save WOY.

Sincerely,

Charles (CJ) Signorino

@disneyanimation

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What are your headcanons for Omi, Clay, and Raimundo in reference to MW? If you don't get the chance to fit everything into your story, would you consider writing one-shots to go along with it? What was your inspiration for writing MW, aside from wanting a Jack Spicer redemption? What's your writing process? How long have you been writing? Are there other fandoms you're into besides XS?

This is going to get LONG and I don’t want to split it up because internet is bad here so apologies In advance but here we go:

What are your headcanons for Omi, Clay, and Raimundo in reference to MW?

I’ll start writing them and posting them as soon as I finish answering this one. It might take a bit, but you’ll see them up in a few hours or so.

Believe it or not those headcanons help me a lot when it comes to figuring out characters. So thanks for asking! I appreciate it.

If you don't get the chance to fit everything into your story, would you consider writing one-shots to go along with it?

Hell. Yes.

There is SO much I want to do. I want to write about how each Dragon found their element. I want to write ALL OF THE SHIP FUEL for Jack x Jermaine x Timber. I want to write about them having little mini episodic breather adventures in lots of different countries and cities, I’m talking Mumbai, St Petersburg, Venice, Paris, Capetown, Aguascalientes, Melbourne, everywhere! And maybe run ins with villains, for no reason. I want to write about them teaching each other about their strengths, like Jack explaining science to Jermaine and Timber or Timber teaching them two city boys how to fish and forage for food.

Also more moments of Jermaine reigning these two natural disasters in and teaching them how to be actual people. Because that’s always fun.

I want to write little moments between characters in Team Xiaolin during their quest to track down Team Spicer and I want to write moments between Seon Yeong, Rai and Kim as a trio. I want to write post-MW! Fics between characters and how they learn and grow after the events of the story - especially Kimiko and Timber as total opposites and the only two girls on the team. And I really want to write a ‘beach episode’ where Jack, Jermaine and Timber just end up warping to a tropical area and just have fun for once.

I want to write solo fics about Jack and Jermaine and their personal struggles as they grow up with their own troubles prior to MW!

And a part of me really, really wants to start posting a mini fic about Timber’s life in Silent Harbor, to show her slow, sad descent into the troubled teen she has now become and as a build up to the events of Chapter 6 of MW! where she runs into Jack for the first time. It would be SO spoiler-y though.

There’s a lot that might not fit in MW! And I would definitely write a bunch of mini stories. I don’t know who would be interested in reading all of that, but I might do it just to brainstorm ideas and explore character interactions.

What was your inspiration for writing MW, aside from wanting a Jack Spicer redemption?

I’ve been wanting to tell a XS story since I was a kid! This show was my everything! The characters were my everything. And even now it holds a special place in my heart. So the drive to write something for this fandom has always been there.

As for MW! itself....I’ve always had a fondness for Jack Spicer. I’ve always wanted him to find some semblance of happiness and have someone there so he’s not alone. And a long time ago, that someone became Timber.

But Timber wasn’t who she is today. She was Latina, and Californian, and a bubbly pink ray of sunshine and positivity. And Jack had a crush on her and she was his bestie and she was essentially an overly competent sidekick for him and then Clay had a crush on her and she was the Dragon Of Wood and Jack was the Dragon Of Metal and he was going to sell his soul to the Heylin side to finally earn Chase’s approval and she was gonna save him from himself...well, you get the picture. And I liked her a lot, and I still miss that version of her sometimes, but...she wasn’t interesting enough. And there wasn’t really a story there. At least not much of one. What was there could have been interesting on its own, but it was pretty self indulgent and I don’t think anyone besides me would have enjoyed reading it. And that’s no fun.

Then I had the idea to somehow bind Timber, an innocent civilian girl, to Jack through magic by having her make the idiotic mistake of betting herself in a Showdown with him over a Wu that was hers and then lose, and then essentially being dragged along on all of his adventures and slowly becoming friends with him while hilarity ensues. Then I had the idea to make a game breaking Wu that just...caused trouble. And the story then became about Jack accidentally dragging a civilian girl along on a warpy portally adventure with that Wu and run into all these villains as they become friends.

But when I did this, it didn’t feel balanced. I had someone on the Heylin side and I had someone who was Neutral. So then I needed someone as a buffer between Jack and Timber so they didn’t kill each other and to represent the side of Good aka someone who was Xiaolin.

And then Jermaine came along!

And as I developed the story more, I realized I wanted to tell something serious, and have all the characters grow and play off of each other and talk about the XS universe and answer questions and give everyone this big, long journey and great trial and give Jack actual character development and actual friends/love interests and have someone from Chinese Mythology be the Xiaolin’s ultimate adversary and Jack’s final test of character. And along the way, MW! was born.

And I’m really grateful for that.

What's your writing process?

Usually first I write up a few ideas of what I want to happen, like the general flow of the chapter. Then I make a chronological skeleton of dialogue, and I tweak it until I’m satisfied. Then I write the rest of the stuff like actions and descriptions.

One of my flaws is being redundant. Another is being overly wordy. So after I write it all out, I try to trim it down and tweak it as best as I can until these flaws are no more (I sometimes skip stuff) and then I just play around with the chapter until it feels right. It has to strike an emotional chord with me and get me excited to write it before I publish it. If I don’t feel that spark, it doesn’t go up.

I had a few people in the fandom volunteer to be beta readers, but my chapters are so long...so right now it’s just a couple of my closest friends who are looking at it, the main one being my friend CVD, who also wants to be a writer. She’s got a good eye for what does and doesn’t belong and I’m forever thankful. My other two, Trinket and Papillion, look over it and help let me know how they feel about things so they’re also a big help. So shoutout to you guys!

And then after all that noise, my stuff goes up.

However, my older chapters could use one final spellcheck and revision so I’ll eventually go back and polish those up a bit. Typos man. Typos....

A lot of times I’ll also take breaks to do some research and find inspiration music. Honestly there are days where I can’t figure a character or a scene out until I find JUST the right song for inspiration. And since a lot of characters in my fic are from a different country and cultural background than mine, I’ll do plenty of research to try to stay true to who they are. I’m doing a lot of research on the Bedouin tribe and its history and looking for a lot of pretty Middle Eastern music right now, for example. YouTube is a great resource for these things! Bless the internet!

How long have you been writing?

Since forever! I’ve always been making up stories in my head! And they’d get elaborate too! I’ve built so many worlds and characters just by playing around as a little kid, I can’t even begin where to start talking about them all. As I grew, I started to write them down and now I want to get serious about it! Besides Monkey Wrench!, I want to write a fanfic for the Ducktales 2017 fandom and the Black Butler fandom, and I have two original novel ideas I want to write out and get published. It’s my dream to make stories that other people love and that inspire others to learn, write, make stuff and have adventures and stuff. Literally my dream is to make stories that get a buttload Of fanart and cosplays and fanfic and just...move the world for the better somehow. That is my highest goal rn. Being a published and famous author.

Are there other fandoms you're into besides XS?

Hell yeah! Although I do tend to have periods where I hyper fixate on one at a time. Besides Xiaolin Showdown, I also like Gravity Falls, Storm Hawks, Steven Universe, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, and Ducktales 2017. There were a lot more in the past, such as Teen Titans, King Falls AM, The Boondocks, and Samurai Champloo, but I haven’t been very active in those fandoms as of late.

I really need to get into Tangled: The Series, OK KO, Victor and Valentino, and Craig Of the Creek. They all look phenomenal, I just don’t have time to get into them all yet.

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I enjoy cartoons that have some good messaging admist cartoony fun. Some suspension of disbelief is fine, some simplification necessary. But my heavens, never have I gone from such good thoughts and hopes about a cartoon to pure horror like with Star vs The Forces of Evil. It bombed the last season with some truly horrible messaging (and klunky dev overall but the conclusion is not ok).

Ending the reign of Queens by them unilaterally deciding to end magic which is interwoven in a bunch of peoples’ lives (including those that weren’t their subjects- the other dimensions were also all connected!) without figuring out details on a whim? Especially as most of the people shouldn’t even still be alive eithout it, sorry the ponnyheads etc. shouldn’t still be able to exist. Some even did die, murder much- the skeleton ok first born and others was just fine??!

It was a too easy, poorly thought out slap on out of no where that didn’t make sense as an arc for most of the characters involved especially in the not thinking it through part that would probably cause even more problems by not letting the monsters/mewmans have say and prep. If they could end magic together no way they couldn’t have just ended the soldiers’ powers and THEN moved away from magic if truly necessary for all, found away to just cut off ONLY their land like earth was so not making that choice for litterally everyone in the universe. That is NOT good shit to halo these characters for. The whole core was Mewmans needed to take ownership for selves and the racism needed to be worked through, none of that was accomplished by this sudden decision by a child.

Yes it’s a kid show, you can’t get too detailed but it’s so irresponsible. It’s like of the US president and UK prime minister decided to wipe the entire world of money overnight thinking it’d quickly end racism and believing seriously bad (deadly!!) fall out wouldn’t result and then walking away from it all. Janna JUST talked about how earth blows stuff up, they will blow up the new invaders regardless they weren’t given a choice. That was not a magical “happy” ending with people all running in terror (also barely teens choosing to abandon their families for a childhood romance is also pretty iffy messaging. They were really too young to romance that idea).

WTF. They had me as a fan for so long. How was this a thing!???

[johnnymundano]

Suspiria (2018)

Directed by Luca Guadagnino

Screenplay by David Kajganich

Based on the screenplay Suspiria by Dario Argento and Daria Nicolodi

Music by Thom Yorke

Country: United States, Italy

Running Time: 153 minutes

CAST

Dakota Johnson as Susanna "Susie" Bannion

Tilda Swinton as Madame Blanc

Tilda Swinton as Mother Helena Markos

Tilda Swinton as Dr. Josef Klemperer (as Lutz Ebersdorf)

Mia Goth as Sara Simms

Angela Winkler as Miss Tanner

Ingrid Caven as Miss Vendegast

Elena Fokina as Olga Ivanova

Sylvie Testud as Miss Griffith

Renée Soutendijk as Miss Huller

Christine LeBoutte as Miss Balfour

Małgosia Bela as Mrs. Bannion/Death

Fabrizia Sacchi as Pavla

Jessica Harper as Anke Meier

Chloë Grace Moretz as Patricia Hingle

Jessica Batut as Miss Mandel

Alek Wek as Miss Millius

Vincenza Modica as Miss Marks

Vanda Capriolo as Alberta

Brigitte Cuvelier as Miss Kaplitt

Gala Moody as Caroline

Anne-Lise Brevers as Sonia

Sara Sguotti as Doll

Halla Thordardottir as Mascia

Olivia Ancona as Marketa

Mikael Olsson as Agent Glockner

Fred Kelemen as Agent Albrecht

(The Waltz of Guilt: I was so enraptured with Suspiria that I failed to screengrab. IMDB is where I went.)

Nu-Suspiria vs Ur-Suspiria

Suspiria (2018) is a stately paced, grimly hued, intermittently gore drenched and impressively disciplined dance through generational guilt, the abuse of power and how monsters gestate within the everyday. It is the gloriously impossible cinematic bastard lovechild of The Red Shoes (1948) and Possession (1981). Fun stuff, bring the kids! Actually don’t, they’d only be bored and there’s also some proper rough stuff on show. Hoof! Oh aye, Suspiria is also an arthouse refurb of Dario Argento and Daria Nicolodi’s 1977 original. I loved the original sumptuously coloured frightmare, but I also adored the dourly garbed melancholic dancetastic update. Judging by the reception of Nu-Suspiria I am in a minority, luckily Nu-Suspiria has the courage of its convictions and dances like nobody is watching anyway. Nu-Suspiria dares to be different; it dares to be a Suspiria for the 21st century, and I liked it. I liked it a lot. Nu-Suspiria pays Ur-Suspiria the massive compliment of taking its skeleton and fleshing it anew with a vibrant, dark energy poached from history itself. Ur-Suspiria turned its back on reality with magnificently fanciful results. Nu-Suspiria faces reality full-on and the result is equally glorious, just… different. Vive la difference, yeah?

Follow That Dream (Into a Shower of Guts)!

It’s 1977 and young American lass Susie Bannion (Dakota Johnson; impressively limber) follows her dreams of the dancing life from her insular, artistically repressed Mennonite community to the insular, artistically uninhibited dance community of the Tanz Academie in Berlin. The Tanz Acadamie is a dance academy (obviously) and also a female commune, run by a number of mumsy figures. One of these, Madame Blanc (Tilda Swinton; icily precise), immediately recognises something special about the trembling ingénue and begins to prime Susie for a very special purpose. Whether that purpose is to dance up a storm for some OAPs at a Wednesday matinée or something far, far darker isn’t ever really in question. Pretty much everything else is in question; will Susie succumb, what happened to Patricia (Chloë Grace Moretz; doomed), can good come from evil, can you accept Tilda Swinton latexed up as an old man, why do good people go bad, why isn’t there more dancing in horror movies, and what’s with all this terrorism stuff anyway? 

Every Skull Wears a Smile.

Fans of old timey musicals and just plain old timers will note that in Suspiria, like many a waif in many a musical, Susie starts out with only her dreams and the shoes on her feet, but her untapped and untrained talent blossoms and astonishes her peers and tutors alike. Yes, superficially Suspiria shares much of the structure of lighter dance fare, with everything leading up to a climactic dance where Susie shows everyone just what she can do and steals the show. Just what Susie can do and quite how she steals the show, however, will come as a real eye opener, I think. Suspiria certainly flabbered my gast harder than anything starring Ginger Rogers ever did. Given the meaty sequins of horror stitched into the dark leotard of Suspiria this structural similarity can safely be taken as satire; it can definitely be taken as the closest Suspiria gets to comedy. Which is fair enough, Berlin in 1977 wasn’t exactly laughtertown. It being rife with terrorism and terrorism being a bit of a downer.

For One night Only: The Red Army Faction Dance Troupe!

That’s two mentions of terrorism so far, because it’s fundamental to Suspiria is why. The spectre of ‘70s terrorism saturates Suspiria and initially this is a bit puzzling. It’s as though every TV and every radio only carries reports of the seizing of a plane by the RAF (the Red Army Faction, not the Royal Air Force; I admit I was initially puzzled too). A few posters on the girls’ walls aside, the world of Suspiria is free of time specific pop culture references; all there is in the world of Suspiria is the terror within the Tanz Academie and the terrorism without.  It soon makes sense though. After all, as Jesus didn’t say, the terrorists will always be with us. They were with us in 1977. They were there before 1977 and they are with us still today. Different terrorists, but still terrorists. Evil evolves.

The Matryoshka Dolls of Evil.

And Suspiria, it becomes apparent, is all about how Evil may well evolve but its most reliable trick is to hollow people out and replace their essence with an adulterated doppelgänger. The mechanism for this, usually, being the abuse of power, and with the doings of the Tanz Academie matriarchs we see this in eerie action. What appears to be an egalitarian utopia is quickly revealed to be riven by factional infighting and, worse, the apparently benevolent den mothers are in fact parasites gorging on their wards’ youth and energy. The young are infected and corrupted from within until they echo the evil of their elders. As it is for satanic dance troupes, so it is for terrorists. As it is for terrorists, so it is for fascists.

Fake Face, Real Heart.

Yes, fascists, those massive arseholes without any redeeming features whatsoever. For in addition to terrorism, Suspiria is about the psychological scars marring Germany’s populace post WW2, that is, obviously, those who survived. Where there are survivors there is also guilt, alas. Dr. Josef Klemperer (Tilda Swinton in a wrinkly mask) is one such survivor. Now, it could be argued that Tilda Swinton made up like an old man is a bit too literal a personification of Suspiria’s core theme (basically: appearances are deceptive, yah?) to be anything other than laughable. But in Suspiria’s defence Tilda Swinton’s performance as an old man is kind of magnificent. Everyone else in Suspiria just seems (deliberately, I think) more like a symbol rather than a human being, except Tilda Swinton in a wrinkly mask. Klemperer’s search for the fate of his love, Anke (Jessica Harper; cameotastic), his acceptance of her fate and the price it extorts is Suspiria’s bone bleachingly sad illustration that only the good feel guilt. Evil couldn’t care less; that’s why it’s Evil. 

Fake Gore, Real Horrors.

Despite being a horror movie Suspiria isn’t about cartoon Evil. Bravely it takes on real world Evil; how it can happen and what it costs. There’s a lot of red meat on Suspiria’s bones, too much for some. Me, I suggest you get stuck right in and fill your boots. Somewhere in its unapologetically self-indulgent sprawl Suspiria baldly states one of its core propositions - that folk are all too eager to believe the worst is behind us; unless we learn from the past we should fear the future. And we never learn from the past. But the human dance isn’t over yet. In amongst its gore, pain and horror Suspiria dares to suggest we might just surprise ourselves before the final curtain falls.

TL;DR: Suspiria (2018) was awesome.

[soleildansobscurite]

MUNDAY MEME!

RULES: Answer the questions and then tag twenty people you want to get to know better!

NAME: Vic

ZODIAC SIGN: aries

HEIGHT: 170 cm

LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, German, Russian, very little French and Spanish, and even less Ukrainian

NATIONALITY: Ukrainian

FAVOURITE FRUIT: blueberries

FAVOURITE SCENT: my scented candles ~

FAVOURITE COLOUR: blueish colours mostly

FAVOURITE ANIMAL: cats and owls

COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: tea

FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER(S):  Ada Vessalius & Vincent Nightray (Pandora Hearts), Sieglinde Sullivan (Black Butler), Genji Shimada & Hanzo Shimada (Overwatch), Tom Lucitor & Eclipsa Butterfly (Star vs the forces of Evil), Jack (Blood Bank) ... and the list goes ON and ON ...

WHEN WAS YOUR BLOG CREATED:  March 2014

LAST MOVIE SEEN: Captain America: The first Avenger (for research actually lmao)

SONGS YOU’VE HAD ON REPEAT:  for the last few days it had been a whole Playlist of Fall out Boy songs

FAVOURITE CANDY: a specific chocolate, “Strela” of the company “Roshen”

FAVOURITE HOLIDAY: Christmas & New Years (also Halloween but for that i usually only am in for the skeleton memes and spooky movies bc I never really celebrated it)

RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOU ONE: apparently before my first day of school ever i already was like ‘i dont want to go to school’, and it never changed. Go me.

RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOU TWO: I’m an aunt. Ever since my brother and his gf finally had a child I’m proudly telling everyone that i’m an aunt ~ 

RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOU THREE: I’m nearshighted and wear glasses with -0.5 dioptre

TAGGED BY: @angry-nobleman

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(Legend Quest - La Leyenda/Las Leyendas, Mystery Solving, R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour, Stranger Things, Steven Universe, Danny Phantom, Scooby Doo Animated movies, Hidden Objects games of Big Fish games and Mad Heads games, Coraline movie, Coco (movie of Disney and Pixar movies), Disney and Pixar movies, Kim Possible, Gravity Falls, Nights (games), Balan Wonderland (game), Roblox horror games, Kingdom Hearts games, Skylanders games, The Owl House, Amphibia, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, Mystery Skulls Animated)

Favourite Food: Beef noodles

Instrument: Guitar

Favourite Animal: (his pet Dog/Kitsune called his named is ___; Dog/Kitsune has hybrid Skeleton Ghost Skeleghost Polter Dog/Kitsune)

Alignment: Good

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Status: Alive/Active

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Handedness: Right handed

Skin colour: Light Medium Deep

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Clothes: Black T-shirt tee with white - loom baseball tee, blue jeans

Superhero clothes: Black cloth outfit white sleeves over black sleeves with fire white, belt, gloves and boots are white

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Nationality: Canadian

Mystery Skulls Animated X Danny Phantom

___ ___ belongs to my msa x DP oc sona

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[megamanx1994]

Star vs The Forces of Evil: Attack on Earth Chapter 8

Chapter 8: Butterfly vs Lizard (Disclaimer!) Toffee was battling Marco, Tom, and Ludo. “Die you human!” said Toffee, “You give me that gem!” Marco jumped down into the crowd. Toffee was searching for him. Tom made a flame clone of him to distract Toffee. Orion had the gem in his hand and planned to insert it into the machine. “My time has come,” he said. “…. And it it’ll merge our dimensions into one,” said Comet, “Father no!” “You’re too late,” said Orion, “The humans have seen their last day of peace!” Comet grabbed his staff and blasted a magic shot at him. “You will cease this now!” said Comet. “Comet don’t do this,” said Orion, “You’ll be aiding the very people who took your mother away.” “You’re not doing this out of love for Mother anymore,” said Comet, “You’re doing it out of hatred for humanity!” “You ungrateful insolent child!” said Orion. He got out his weapon and they were dueling. Marco, Tom, and Ludo were on one side of a bridge and Toffee was walking over to them. “Come and get it lizard face!” said Tom. He pulled out a tiny bomb with a face. “B—bomb!” said somebody. People were running. Tom winded it up and it started walking over to Toffee. The ground cracked and it fell. “You messed up boy,” said Toffee. Marco got in a stance. “Alright, come on,” said Marco, “Come and get it.” Ludo had the wand ready. Star was opening a portal to Earth. One by one, everyone stepped through. Marcia stayed. “Good luck Comet!” said Star as she went through. Comet and Orion were still fighting. Their weapons clashed at each other as the weapon was charging. Comet tried shoting magic attacks but Orion was too fast for him. Orion pushed him to the ground and was ready to kill him. “I now see there is no hope of saving you!” he said, “Now you DIE!” Marcia ran up and blocked his attack with one of her tools and forced him back. She was forced back the other way. Comet rushed to her aid. “Are you ok?” asked Comet, “Any injuries?” “No, I’m fine,” said Marcia. “Then what were you thinking?” asked Comet, “You could’ve gotten hurt?” “I saved you dummy,” said Marcia, “I couldn’t let the true king of Mewni get hurt.” “What……” said Comet. “Don’t you understand? This is how the battles are won,” said Marcia, “Not by fighting what we hate. By protecting what we love.” Marcia kissed him, and he started to kiss back.” Orion pushed the gem into the machine before falling to the floor. “Oh no,” said Comet, “Marcia come on!” He grabbed her hand and they got into the force field. Toffee was getting closer. “Come get it asshole,” said Tom. Toffee reached for it but Marco pushed back. He was about to fire his weapon but it shut off. It then started to vanish. “Wait….. its melting,” said Toffee. He realized what it meant. “We’re merging,” said Toffee, “You don’t have the gem! You foolish human.” Their bodies started to vanish. Toffee started to cackle. “We’re merging!” he said. Their bodies disappeared completely. Marcia got one of her tools. “I’m gonna try and drill it out,” she said, “Comet give me that thing that looks like a corkscrew!” “This?” asked Comet. “Yes!” said Marcia. She took it and placed it on the machine. She then started to use it. Janna saw something appear on Earth. “Its Mewni Castle!” said Janna. Marco and the others appeared. “Marco!” said Star. Toffee cackled. “Its Earth, my world!” said Toffee. He started attacking Marco and the others. Star did a spin kick to stop him. “You’ve interfered for the last time!” said Toffee. Marco shot a hadouken at him but it barely phased him. He then came at Toffee with a barrage of punches. Toffee grabbed both of his hands and pushed him deep in the ground. He then started brutally beating him. Star and Tom started throwing things at him. “Keep him busy,” said Tom. “What are you doing?” asked Janna. “You wanna see what I’m really made of?” asked Tom, “I’ll show you.” He got in the center and transformed. He was now a giant red skeleton with flames. “Its on now, bitch!” he said. They started duking it out. Tom started blasting fire at Toffee in hopes of burning him to ash. Toffee then grabbed him by the neck. He saw Ludo reaching for the wand. “When I’m done with him, I’m gonna make a skeleton out of you Ludo,” said Toffee. “Be one with the magic,” said Ludo. He blasted Toffee with an ice attack and destroyed his hand. Marcia and Comet pulled hard and managed to pull the gem out. The worlds started to separate. “What?” asked Toffee, “NOOOOOOOO!!!” They were all warped back to Mewni with Star. The B-bomb was walking up a wall. Comet and Marcia were rushing up to find Marco and the gang. Marcia saw them. “Marco!” she said. Marco saw them. “More guards showed up. “Kill them!” said Toffee, “Kill them!” Buff frog played some dance music to distract them. Marcia rushed with Comet’s staff. Tess tossed her a pair of stompers. “Stupid!” said Toffee as he knocked them over. Marcia hovered over to them. “HUMANS!” said Toffee as he tried to attack her. She made it. “You pathetic humans!” said Toffee. He tried attacking again. “Duck!” said Star as she pushed them both down. The b-bomb was walking on the side of the bridge. “Hey dickhead!” said Marcia. She blasted Toffee with a dark eco blast while Marco fired with his staff. He started to transform and gain more reptilian features. The b-bomb stopped right under his feet and exploded. He fell into a levitating pot. “Did we win?” asked Marcia. They looked closer. Toffee appeared turned into a giant lizard creature. “See you later alligator!” said Marco. He and Marcia continued to blast him. At first it seemed like it had no effect, but Toffee was transforming again. His body seemed to turn into some kind of slime. It fell out of the pot and splashed all over the floor. He then formed. “OH come on!” said Tom. “You really think you’ve won?” asked Toffee, “You don’t call the shots, I do!” He crawled near them. “Only I know how this all plays out!” said Toffee. Ludo slammed a brick wall on him. “Take that!” said Ludo. Star hugged Marco. “I’m so glad you’re ok,” she said. Toffee’s magic was undone and the royal guard was restored. “What’d I miss?” asked Heckapoo. Orion appeared. “King Orion!” said a guard, “What happened?” “Its Star and Marco, they attacked me when I tried to merge the dimensions!” said Orion, “And they were the ones who killed the queen and my brother! Lock them up!” “WHAT?!” asked Star and Marco in Unison. “He’s lying!” said Star. “Sorry but we trust Orion,” said a guard, “And nothing you say is gonna change our mind.” “WAIT!” said Comet, “My father deceives you.” They all turned to Comet. “You may think you know your true king, but I have seen the true kind of monster he is,” said Comet, “Behold!” He slammed his staff on the ground and showed everyone the footage of Orion’s scheme. “Orion planed this all?” Asked a guard. “No!” said Orion, “This deception is my son’s attempt of trickery!” “LIAR!” shouted King River, “I was there when my brother boasted about his plan to kill us. It was as you see!” The guards turned to Orion. “I am your king!” said Orion, “I did this for YOU!” Comet punched him in the face and ceased his staff. “You reign is over,” he said. He then turned to the guards. “Is this your king you want Mewmans?” asked Comet, “Someone who lies to you and deceives you for his own benefit?” “What are you doing?” asked Marco. “Becoming a beacon,” said Comet. He turned back to the guards. “You need a king who cares for all worlds and who wants to make peace with other beings, not one who wants to annihilate an entire species,” said Comet. Star stepped up. “Comet, when we first fought on Earth, I thought you were going to be like this forever, trying to rule humanity,” said Star, “I thought you were always going to be evil and try almost all attempts to rid yourself of me, and now……” She smiled. “I realize I was wrong,” said Star, “You truly are worthy of the crown.” She passed the crown to him. “I now pass on to you, the crown of a king,” said Star, “And in the name of my father, and his father before, I Star Butterfly dub thee the king of Mewni!” "Can you do that?" asked Marco. "I'm a princess," said Star, "I can do what I want." “Cheers to the new king of Mewni!” said River, “Hip-hip….” “Hooray!” said Star and Marco. “Hip-hip….” Said Moon. “Hooray!” said Tom and Janna. “Hip-hip….” Said Star. “HOORAY!” said everyone. Marcia ran up to Comet and kissed him. “So Star…. About the wedding,” said Moon, “I know you’re not about royal stuff, but I think you’ll enjoy what we have in store.” There was a mixed wedding with royalty with a hint of Mexican flavor. Everyone joined in for the wedding to see Star and Marco get married. After a long speech it was finally time for the main question. “So do you Marco Diaz, take my daughter Star Butterfly to be your wife, to cherish and care for until the end of your days?” “Queen Moon…. I mean, mother in law,” said Marco, “I do.” Moon smiled. “And do you Star Butterfly….” Said Moon. “I DO!” said Star excitedly, “….I mean… mother, I do.” “Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife,” said Moon. Marco was about to kiss Star, but she scooped him down and kissed him. Everyone cheered. Later the party commenced. Crash was feeding Jackie pizza nuggets, while Tom was playing darts with Janna. Jak and Daxter were hanging around Tess and Kiera. Banjo and Kazooie were performing music. Someone came in. It was Spyro. “Guys!” he said. “Dude what’s up?” asked Crash. “There’s an attack from Cortex’ army,” said Spyro, “I could use some help.” “Well what are we waiting for,” said Star as she got her wand, “Let’s do it!” They all sprung into action. THE END…….

I got the magic in me Every time I touch that track, it turns into gold Everybody knows I've got the magic in me When I hit the flow, the girls come snappin' at me Now everybody wants presto magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic I got the magic in me

These tricks that I'll attempt will blow your mind Pick a verse, any verse, I'll hypnotize you with every line I'll need a volunteer, how about you, with the eyes? Come on down to the front and stand right here and don't be shy I'll have you time-travellin', have your mind babblin' People tryin' to inherit the skill, so they askin' me Even David Blaine had to go and take some classes, and I see Mindfreak like, "What's up man? What's happenin'?" So come one, come all and see the show tonight Prepare to be astounded, no Ghost or Poltergeist You know I'm no Pinocchio, I've never told a lie So call me Mr. Magic Man, I float on Cloud 9

I got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby) Every time I touch that track, it turns into gold (Yes, it turns to gold) Everybody knows I've got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby) When I hit the flow, the girls come snappin' at me (They be snappin', baby) Now everybody wants some presto magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic I got the magic in me

Well, take a journey into my mind You'll see why it's venom I rhyme Stay on the road, so I call my mama when I got time I hit the stage, go insane, then jump into that crowd See, see, when I rhyme, I flow on the beat like pidda-dow-dow See I deceive you with my intergalactic ego I sing just like Aretha, so respect me like I'm Caesar I kick it like Adidas, flowin' sticky like adhesive Be cautious 'cause what I be on'll leave you with amnesia I break all the rules like Evel Knievel It's a spectacular show 'cause my heart pumps diesel So whatever you're saying, it don't entertain my ego I do this everyday, Hocus Pocus is my steelo

I got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby) Every time I touch that track, it turns into gold (Yes, it turns to gold) Everybody knows I've got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby) When I hit the flow, the girls come snappin' at me (They be snappin', baby) Now everybody wants presto magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic I got the magic in me Someone was walking into a dark room full of ice and crystals. “After years of searching, I’ve finally found you,” he said. He rose his hand and tapped the crystal where somebody was trapped in. “And now Eclipsa, I do believe it is time we….. break the ice,” said the stranger. The ice started to crack and the person opened her eyes. Fireflies by Owl City You would not believe your eyes If ten million fireflies Lit up the world as I fell asleep 'Cause they'd fill the open air And leave tear drops everywhere You'd think me rude But I would just stand and stare I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems 'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs From ten thousand lightning bugs As they tried to teach me how to dance A foxtrot above my head A sock hop beneath my bed The disco ball is just hanging by a thread (Thread, thread...) I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems (When I fall asleep) Leave my door open just a crack (Please take me away from here) 'Cause I feel like such an insomniac (Please take me away from here) Why do I tire of counting sheep? (Please take me away from here) When I'm far too tired to fall asleep (Ha-ha) To ten million fireflies I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes I got misty eyes as they said farewell (Said farewell) But I'll know where several are If my dreams get real bizarre 'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar (Jar, jar, jar...) [2x] I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems (When I fall asleep) I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep Because my dreams are bursting at the seams Comet placed the Reality Gem in a capsule in the Royal Guard’s hideout. “Its important that this gem stays out of the hands of evil,” said Comet. “We will do what we can your majesty,” said Heckapoo. “Count on us,” said Bufffrog. One of the tadpoles gave Comet a sloppy kiss. “Clingy little fellas aren’t you,” he said. “What’d you let her kiss you like that for?” asked somebody, “Gross.” It was a yellow circle loking fella. “Ease off the pellets Pac-boy,” said Comet. Star Butterfly will Return………

[thestrangedino]

Hi my name's Shellby and I'm a piece of trash for a lot of fandoms

Here are some of those fandoms

》Thomas Sanders (Sanders Sides mostly, but I love everything he does equally)

》Percy Jackson / Heroes of Olympus / Trials of Apollo ☆

》Harry Potter

》Supernatural ☆

》Hamilton

》Dear Evan Hansen ☆

》Heathers

》Be More Chill ☆

》The Lightning Theif Musical

》Dan & Phil (aka the Phandom)

》Steven Universe ☆

》The Skeleton Clique (Twenty Øne Piløts) ☆

》Aphmau (MyStreet/Phoenix Drop High, etc.)

》Marvel ☆

》Attack on Titan

》Detroit: Become Human ☆

》My Hero Academia/Boku no Hero

》Voltron: Legendary Defender ☆

》Star VS The Forces of Evil

》Gravity Falls 

》Markiplier ☆

》Jacksepticeye ☆

》The Umbrella Academy ☆

(Favorite/Most Interested Fandoms- ☆)

Here are all the Bands/Music Groups I like.

》Twenty Øne Piløts ♡

•Favorite Song(s): Friend, Please, Taxi Cab - Self-titled Album ; Trees, Truce - Vessel ; Lane Boy, The Judge - Blurryface ; Neon Gravestones, Leave The City, Legend - Trench

》Panic! At The Disco

•Favorite Song(s): The Ballad of Mona Lisa, Trade Mistakes - Vices & Virtues

》Set It Off

•Favorite Song(s): Wolf In Sheep's Clothing, Why Worry - Duality ; Nightmare, I'll Sleep When I'm Dead - Cinematics

》Fall Out Boy

•Favorite Song(s): The Phoenix, Young Volcanoes - Save Rock And Roll

》Imagine Dragons ♡

•Favorite Song(s): Nothing Left To Say, Bleeding Out, Amsterdam - Night Visions (Deluxe)

》Boyinaband / Dave

•Favorite Song(s): Don't Stay In School

》Breaking Benjamin ♡

•Favorite Song(s): Failure, Angels Fall, Ashes of Eden - Dark before Dawn ; Dance With The Devil - Phobia

》Get Scared

•Favorite Song(s): Don't You Dare Forget The Sun, Start To Fall - Built For Blame, Laced With Shame

》NF ♡

•Favorite Song(s): Mansion, Notepad - Mansion ; Intro III, Outcast, If You Want Love, Green Lights - Perception

》Pentatonix

•Favorite Song(s): Hallelujah (Cover) - A Pentatonix Christmas ; Can't Sleep Love - Pentatonix (Deluxe Version)

》Simple Plan

•Favorite Song(s): Perfect - No Pads, No Helmets...Just Balls ; Welcome To My Life - Still Not Getting Any

》Three Days Grace ♡

•Favorite Song(s): Pain, Never Too Late - One-X

》Thirty Seconds to Mars

•Favorite Song(s): Hurricane - This Is War

》Troye Sivan

•Favorite Song(s): THE QUIET - Blue Neighbourhood (Deluxe)

》Evanescence

•Favorite Song(s): Hello, Going Under - Fallen

》Dodie Clark

•Favorite Song(s): Absolutely Smitten - Intertwined - EP

》Halsey

•Favorite Song(s): Colors - BADLANDS

》He Is We

•Favorite Song(s): Kiss It Better, Blame It On The Rain - My Forever

》Linkin Park

•Favorite Song(s): CASTLE OF GLASS - LIVING THINGS

》Marina & The Diamonds

•Favorite Song(s): Are You Satistied?, I Am Not A Robot - The Family Jewels

》Paramore

•Favorite Song(s): The Only Exception, Ignorance - brand new eyes

》Skillet ♡

•Favorite Song(s): Hero, Awake and Alive - Awake ; Sick Of It, Not Gonna Die - Rise (Deluxe) ; Feel Invincible, Stars, The Resistance - Unleashed

》Superchick

•Favorite Song(s): We Live, Beauty From Pain - Beauty From Pain 1.1 ; Hero - Red Pill Mix - Regeneration

(Favorite bands- ♡)

That is all. Thank you for your time.

Shellby♡♡