the sick and twisted psychology behind catfish dating your long term roommate who is very obviously in love with you and being sexual with him via remote controlled anal beads only to sabotage this relationship yourself because you think he deserves better and personally overseeing his date to make sure it goes well. miss ganz i would like a word please.
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When your boyfriend who doesn't know he's your boyfriend tells your dad about the anal beads you've been remotely stimulating his prostate with
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the sunny costume department is insane like. mac is literally wearing a shirt that says he’s “denny’s”. lol.
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yeah ok so maybe i’m still thinking about them
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crunchy manchild supreme<33
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WE ARE SOOOOO FUCKING BACK
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Re watching all of iasip with my bf is actual torture because he fangirls every time Charlie and the waitress interact- and I have to keep it a secret that they actually end up fucking… can’t wait to see the light in his eyes die and he can experience my pain when they didn’t work out (which was an obvious and natural progression of the relationship but also severely traumatizing after the five million seasons of edging)(if they try anything similar with macdennis I’ll turn into a pile of dust and blow away in the wind)
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