Fit: Oh, I just realized- both of you, both of you- it's your first day in the prison! You know, you have to beat someone up on your first day.
Slimecicle: [Tries to hit Tubbo but somehow hits Sunny instead]
Slimecicle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA— [Logs out]
Slime has the WORST track record with misclicks it's been TWO MINUTES BRO
Omfg in another life tubbo is the coach for Sunny’s soccer team. The PTA moms don’t like him bc he’s basically like a child (why ft does he have a kid???) and shows up late to practice sometimes in his old ass “fixer” car that he built from scratc but every girl on the team LOVES him bc he lets them wear whatever color uniform they want. They all respond with “YES COACH” during drills and gets them fruit snacks for after the game. He’s super intense and screaming like it’s the World Cup during the 7am Saturday games but the team wins every game back to back. He also has a pink jersey that the girls made him with the word “coach” bedazzled on the back.
Phil discovers the (very long) Egg sign train made by Pomme, Dapper, Sunny, Chunsik, and Ramon! It took him ~7 minutes to read through every single sign in real time, but I compiled everything down into ~2 minutes because this was a funny moment more people should see.