#Superman: you should really see someone about your diarrhea. it’s really not healthy for you have it this many days in a row

[apollo18]

Imagine being a JL member and Superman randomly says to you, “did you know you have an abnormally slow heartbeat?”

I don’t even know man the fact he can just recognize certain people by their heartbeat fucks me up.

Like what about their digestion?

When I put my head on someone’s tummy I can hear their stomach, can he hear that too?

Could he recognize someone just via their IBS