Sylvain, showing off his scars: So, this mark here is from the time Felix bit me so hard it made me bleed. And this one is from when I woke him up from a nap and he scratched my face. He missed the eye by a few millimetres, I got lucky!
The girl he's trying to impress: Wow, your cat seems like a handful...
Sylvain, confused: A cat?
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Felix is a wet cat like how everyone knows the cat is miserable and upset but they just don’t realize how heavy and uncomfortable having wet fur really is for cats. Everyone knows on some level he is “not well” but no one really knows how “unwell” because Felix is a very upset wet cat. Sylvain is a wet dog like how it comes in with muddy paws and coat and everyone rolls their eyes because that’s just what the dog does but in this case the metaphorical dog is self destructive and most likely has serious issues with self worth.
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Tell me Boar, tell me Boar Was it love at first sight?
Tell me Boar, tell me Boar Did you put up a fight?
Fire Emblem Three Houses feat Grease
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My piece for Long Story Short: A Faerghus Four Charity Fanthology
print-on-demand version of the zine is now available, you can find more info here: https://x.com/faerghusfour/status/1823420554260738161
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[Sylvain and Felix are taken as prisoners by imperial forces]
Sylvain: You're supposed to say "You have the right to remain silent!". No one said I have the right to remain silent!
Felix: Sylvain, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity.
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