#TAZ balance

[anistarrose]

Imagine being a guy with a silly name like Barry Bluejeans, and needing to impart a dire and ominous warning to your friends who don't remember you, so for a variety of reasons, you conceal your identity as Barry Bluejeans and don the appearance of an absolutely terrifying hooded figure. And yet, your friends are still incapable of taking your cryptic monologues seriously without making a dick joke or something, every goddamn time. How would you even manage to stay in character.

[friendamedes]

elves <3

bonus:

[vivitalks]

i'm sure this post has been made before but the "the list of people i trust and things i believe is down to no one and nothing" to "i trust angus mcdonald entirely" journey that taako takes in the span of roughly one in-fiction hour during lunar interlude reunion tour is so important to me. adventuring partners and friends who have saved his bacon more times than he can count? nah fuck em. organization that has protected him and given him a purpose and fresh start? new stone of farspeech who dis. this nerdy ass boy detective? "angus i trust you implicitly and here's the 100% exact truth as we understand it"

[daliasdarlin]

A large and kindly man who loves animals and is known to whittle ducks- am I talking bout Halsin BG3 or Magnus Burnsides TAZ 🤔 I wonder which came first and if one is a reference to the other?

[blorbo-gerrymandering]

Round 1

Propaganda Under The Cut

Taako:

cool-ass wizard

The United States of America:

patriotism. something something guns and racism but that's probably propaganda *against* the us so idk

It's big, heard they like big drinks, which sounds nice. They have bears.

MURICA!

Gerrymandering hell

[humunanunga]

Enough of the trope where memory loss undoes the damage or the corruption or whatever. More content where removing memories just removes the context.

The tragedy of needing to grieve and not knowing what or who you lost or why. The angst of having trauma and being denied the awareness that it's trauma. The suspense of being different somehow and left to wonder how and when. The tension of knowing that something is off and you can't find where it hurts. The Adventure Zone gets it. Kingdom Hearts gets it.

There is an aching inside you and you don't know how it got there.

[longlivechips]

[wingsofahoneybee]

fantasy costco is a front for garfield's true passion: illegal cloning

[pigeon3gg]

griffin mcelroy is so funny because youll see clips of him talking and its always either something like "my names sprite pepsi and im abstinence until i DIE" or its something like "that was the last conversation you ever had with your sister. when someone leaves your life those exits are not made equal. some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying, others are abrupt and unfair, but most are just unremarkable." and theres no in between

[cookie-nom-nom]

I can keep going

[herbgerblin]

Garfield the deals warlock: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “voidfish ichor” 😳💊 you’ll be knowing what they don’t want you to know 💯👨‍💻

Tres horny boys: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude we gotta stop the hunger from eating the universe

The red robe hovering ominously in the corner: Lucretia is lying to you

[terezis]

THEY'RE GONNA KILL AMERICA'S FAVORITE WIZARD

[lazylittledragon]

pov: they saw you from across the room and think your vibe is disgusting

[vivitalks]

oh baby relistening to the last episode of suffering game and knowing the barry bluejeans reveal is coming makes me feel griffin's urgency like tenfold. he's trying to get them to the moment of the reveal and they're all just cracking dumb jokes and not only can i sense griffin being like Shut Up Please Please Please God Let Me Do The Thing but i, too, am thinking Shut Up Please Please Please God Let Him Do The Thing

[lithiumseven]

The Adventure Zone is so funny with regard to the boys’ interactions with Clint because sometimes they’re like “what do you think Daddy?” or “whoa Daddy that was so cool!” and other times it’s “I’ve told you this so many times old man you have a microphone, if you yell again I’m evicting you”

[julcreates]

Taako! (From TV)

Every once in a while I’m in a TAZ phase again….