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cryptocism · 3 months

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #armandaniel #devils minion #drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour #the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw #i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born #and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome #idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy #anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel #his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious #like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man

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paintedcrows · 24 days

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Some Fords! (and Martin K Blackwood is also there)

#Some Ford wips I'm working on! I'll probably post these all seperately later. I dunno yet. just wanted them out of brain jail #The TMA crossover drawings are inspired by a fic which I cannot find the name of right now BECAUSE AO3 is DOWN????#anyway I got more drawings for it I'll post all together later #also I haven't listened to protocals yet and I need to relisten to the og so I hope I remembered Martin's level of lonely avatarship lmao #Also I just think Ford would be a bit mean to himself. ESPECIALLY his immidiately post Fiddleford leaving self #conflicting thoughts of 'I cant risk changing the timeline' and #'I was a miserable self centered idiot and Im afraid I still am so I need to to put my younger self down to feel better'#Gravity falls #Stanford pines #ford pines #young stanford pines #gf fanart #fanart #fan art #my art #digital art #martin k blackwood #the magnus archives crossover #Edit: the fic was 'earth becomes sky in the most literal fashion'!!

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ghostr0tz · 5 months

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too much angst content with their past , I NEED THEM TO BE SILLY AND STUPID TOGETHER !!!!!!!

#/j i love the angst but i need them to be happy once in a while #dumb drunk idiots terrorizing the city #i cannot draw alastors outfit ever. sorry #my art #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #staticlovetune #radiostatic #staticradio #vox hazbin #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #art

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serennes-art · 10 months

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son of naga, daughter of grima

happy belated chrobin week! *passes out*

#FOOLISH SON OF NAGA... HE WHO CANNOT KILL THE ONE HE LOVES THE MOST!!!#fire emblem #fire emblem awakening #fe13 #chrobin #chrom #chrome #f!robin #naga #grima #or narga and grimba as i tiredly said to zeri on vc #gonna go lie down now #blood tw #get exploded. idiot

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vinndas · 5 months

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the two worst and irredeemable men make each other miserable for years and make it everyone elses problem, hundreds dead, a courier struggling

#fallout new vegas #joshua graham #edward sallow #fnv #caesars legion #i want them to be miserable and pick their fucked up hypocrite idiot brains teeeheee #please for the love of critical thinking i think the legion deserves the blender i cannot believe i even have to say it #fallout

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.

#Fear and Hunger #D'arce Cataliss #Cahara #Ragnvaldr #Enki Ankarian #Unlike Dungeon Meshi - I cannot in good faith recommend this game to a broad audience.#My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says “hey try this game I've been playing.” I say “Okay!”#I have never heard of this game. I pick the mercenary. I go through 5 min of character history and background. I am mauled to death by dogs #It took me 4 resets to even get in the dungeon. But I finally get there. I am caught by a guard. He cuts off all but one of my limbs #I am forced to crawl around in a blood and corpse pit until the game tells me 'give up idiot'.#I reset. I am mauled by dogs again. I realize this is not for me but I am intrigued enough to go home and watch some playthroughs #And WOW what an interesting game it is! I really do appreciate games that blend their design philosophy with the theme it wants to set #This is a game about fear and hunger. And persevering. And penis (my god is there a lot of penis)#I recommend this to people who like extremely challenging games and can handle the many *content warnings* within this series #If the idea of Bloodborne/eldenring and undertale having a little RPG maker baby sounds appealing to you - give it a shot #It's made by ONE GUY and it's a great horror game. I am just really bad at it.#My friends just enjoy putting me in situations where I scream and yell. We don't talk about the corn mazes. Or the other horror game nights #Apparently I'm funny when I'm Scared!#As people who follow me on twitter might know; I am deep in the pits of this series right now. I will be back with more art.

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mawrrbid · 3 months

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Hey, I have to go get something real quick, can y'all keep an eye on my tiny Leander?

#i was supposed to be productive and work on owe art #but here i am...#doodling Leander #again...#he's just so fun to draw i cannot help it #look at that tiny ass idiot #touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved fanart #touchstarved leander #leander #mawrrbid's artwork

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honey-bisc · 4 months

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WOOHOO COTL @bamsara STICKERS!!! the lads!!!! 😈🙏 thank you so much for this!! side note, I hope you're feeling better and have a quick recovery!! 😭

#cotl #cotl stickers #bamsara #blessed art so lucky to have grabbed one and cannot wait to put it on my laptop #also obsessed with ur au btw good lord trod got me on my knees i love those idiots #so sorry youre in hospital too its the worst i hope u get to go home soon 💓

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grif-hawaiian-rolls · 5 days

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Movie night is a vital part of the Red Team experience

plus an honorary Doc to make the snack runs

#rvb #rvb donut #rvb locus #rvb sarge #rvb grif #rvb simmons #rvb doc #rvb lopez #my art #batsy art #samuel ‘locus’ ortez #franklin delano donut #lopez the heavy #frank 'doc' dufrense #dexter grif #dick simmons #rvb red team #red vs blue #i have no idea what theyre watching but everyone is very invested #except lopez who is reading locus' book over his shoulder #locus is pretending to read bc he's definitely not getting dragged into the joy of watching a movie with your found family no sirree not hi #this is a lie and lopez will call him out on it.. another night #for now they vibe #docs spot is directly in front of donut bc donut is playing with his hair during the 'boring' parts #grif and simmons have claimed the 'neutral' mini-couch for their own #the blues are having their own team bonding night which is 'camping' in the yard #enrichment for everyone on team night #donut and simmons being the most invested after sarge felt like the only viable option here #sarge is yelling at the screen bc u cannot convince me he wouldnt be that guy who calls the mc an idiot for not talking to their team #hi pot calling the kettle black but when is the man ever that aware of himself

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magnolialex · 1 year

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#tkbedit #the kissing booth 2 #taylor zakhar perez #marco peña #cannot believe i gif the kissing booth just for this idiot #my edits #500 #1k

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nikki-rook · 1 year

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That was very kind of you Crowley.

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miss-americanbi · 1 year

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shout out to all the demons (dyslexic people) who are having the time of their lives trying to spell “ineffable” or “bureaucracy” correctly post good omens 2

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bunnieswithknives · 5 days

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How much can you fit under your skin?

For @warning-heckboop's AU :3

#Haha get peeled idiot #fop #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop dev #dev dimmadome #fop peri #art #digital art #fanart #candy gore #body horror #just a little #blood tw #fop gifted au #I spent like 2 whole days on this I cannot remember the last time I spent that long on a single drawing #Also sorry if the shading is ugly Im not used to doing smooth shading #art is so hard #His wings look a little scrungly because they're still like. Freshly hatched. still wet with mucus and whatever #Have you ever seen a butterfly fresh from the cocoon and their wings are all crumpled up?#so yeah their unevenness is intentional lol #I spent forever debating whether I wanted to put Peri there #but ultimately I thought it made the composition more interesting so I kept him #Also youll notice his wings are slightly different now I decided to redesign them to be a bit more galaxy like #its hard to see here but Ive changed the 3 dots to resemble planets in a row: Green for cosmo pink for Wanda and different pink for timmy #I think it came out a bit ugly in this but whatever Ive spend too long on this already #I wanted Devs wings to be reminiscent of gold. For some reason I really liked the idea of them curving inward too #Maybe to represent that hes selfcentered. Woagh it all points back to him Wough!!!!! anyway #Btw also sorry for no Nature AU content my motivation just kinda crashed. I have ideas still but getting around to drawing them is hard

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starwarjotta · 2 years

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someone say... Codywan cuddles? the trope "we gotta share a bunk or we'll freeze to death on this icy hellscape of a planet and we can only share with each other because of our rank" is... I live for that, I absolutely LIVE for it and one of my absolute favorite fics for this trope is glimmerglanger's Make Your Bed (Lie in It), so if you haven't read it yet, DO IT NOW, THERE'RE SO MANY CUDDLES

#star wars #sw tcw #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #codywan #ALL DEM CUDDLES #cuddling for warmth #unintentionally #OR IS IT UNINTENTIONAL WHO KNOWS #I love these idiots #may they cuddle for the rest of eternity because it is what they both deserve #I CANNOT get enough of them cuddling #soft warm cuddly bois #codywan every day all the time #my arts

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sagelessichor · 6 days

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Okay, so Apollo? We all know him, right? God of the sun, light, poetry, and one too many other fucking things? Including truth, knowledge, logic, and education?

Yeah, how are we all forgetting who the God of fucking Education and Logic is? Please, for the love of everything holy, stop characterizing Apollo as a dumb blond who can’t do shit on his own and whose only traits are pride, vanity, anger issues, and being horny because he is so much more than that and this is really getting out of hand. I’ve read too many damned fics and posts where everyone treats and characterizes Apollo as an immature teenager and I am just so fucking over it. He is such a complex character and we all really need to stop reducing him to a blond dumb-dumb.

#pjo #apollo #greek mythology #greek gods #STOP CHARACTERIZING GODS AS IDIOTS #FUCKING HELL PEOPLE STOP FALLING FOR THIS TRAP #They are all so FUCKING complex just like us humans #So STOP simplifying them to idiots with anger issues #I literally cannot say this enough #STOP MAKING ALL OF THE GODS HAVE PERSONALITIES FLATTER THAN A SINGULAR PIECE OF PAPER!!!!!!!#Just do your fucking research people please

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vampiric-succulent · 2 months

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THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!! They’re here for your gold.

#i cannot stop drawing these idiots #the boys.#once upon a witchlight #ouaw #kremy lecroux #gideon coal #coalecroux #kremy x gideon #ouaw fanart #my art #fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #legends of avantris

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