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3liza · 3 months

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a YouTuber just asked rhetorically, sardonically, if "Salvador Dali would be making NFTs if he were alive today" and the answer is emphatically yes. he would have loved that shit are you kidding

#dali was cringe sorry #people think the famous mid century artists were cool and fancy like classical painters #they were not #all of them were annoying and had bad opinions regardless of talent #all the classical painters were also extremely annoying #da vinci probably the least annoying main guy tbh #have you ever seen a picture of how gustav klimt lived #his mom and sister waited on him like maids and he spent 24/7 in a sort of dirty mumu #theyre all like that #im allowed to say this because I'm one of them but i dont have a Wife to wipe my ass #this is why “there are no great women artists” btw #klimt was not a “classical painter” im using him as an example of general profligate behavior in artists

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hhhh-snakes · 1 year

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this whole thing is feeling very icarus-y

#titanic #the titanic #they thought they were invincible #they were not

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kikithecoconut · 5 months

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juno usher living the worst found family experience ever (theyre all dead but hey at least she got their money)

#she never had much in the way of family #and she thought well his family's fuckin huge isnt it #NOT ANYMORE #AND EVEN WHEN SHE THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE FAMILY #THEY WERE NOT #juno usher #roderick usher #madeline usher #frederick usher #tamerlane usher #victorine usher #napoleon usher #camille usher #prospero usher #the fall of the house of usher #tfothou #mike flanagan #flanaverse

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callmeend · 2 months

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I HATE YOU @rqtten-md

Surprise shawty

#callmeend #jk I love you #dude I had one reference photo #this stupid fuck is the Definition of ‘and you look easy to draw’ /j #they were NOT #i hate that thing #BURN #hall of art

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tpwkmadeline · 14 days

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“i’d ask him what he carries in his bag” “i’d ask what he titles his playlists” “i’d ask-”

no everyone shut up, we all know he loves the show friends, i would ask him if he thinks ROSS AND RACHEL WERE ON A BREAK.

WERE THEY ON A BREAK, HARRY?

#i also want to know what he keeps in that bag though #and about his playlists #but does he think they were on a break or no #THEY WERE NOTTTTTT ON A BREAK #THEY WERE NOT #harry styles #friends

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raytm · 4 months

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the memory loss from adhd means that I buy panna cotta only to despise the texture for tobias to look at me and go you literally did the same thing a month ago.

#I thought they would be good #they were not #that is surely a cursed texture #ooc.

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solvevi · 8 months

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glenna gw2 x gale bg3 for @vampiredaytrader i'm sorry and/or ur welcome

#galenna #i did this at like 3 am and was so tired #yes his arm is entirely too small please cry about it at your own leisure #gw2 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #glenna gw2 #mad at gale because he said he wanted to show me magic tricks at our cool camp party and i was like fuck yeah i want to see cool magic tric #they were not

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lewmagoo · 7 months

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made the mistake of running up the stairs and now i am sprawled across the couch like a victorian woman plagued with a case of the vapors

#i thought perhaps my lungs were ready for it #they were not

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puppetmasteronastring · 9 months

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completely normal about him. absolutely. 100%. nothing going on here look away.

#*nature film narrator voice*:#they were not #in fact #normal about him #jukka sorsa #käärijä #lapua 15.12. 23 #puppetmaster goes to concert and cries after

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draconicshinx · 1 year

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I promised I would post her

#bg3 blogging #the dragonborn options are SO FUCKIN GREAT #with them being an added race I was a little worried the customization options would be lackluster #THEY WERE NOT #you can do some really cool shit #anyway she's trans colors

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blep-23 · 13 days

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I’m not spending 70 fucking dollars on shoes I don’t even like.

#I bought the shoes #tried to convince myself they were fine #and that it doesn’t matter if I like them or not #it didn’t work #I sat in that parking lot for 5 fucking minutes trying to convince myself #now I’m just angry #khols got me fucked up #I don’t even like that place #the shoes I wanted?#they were fucking $80 #I had a coupon #proceeded to realize that the coupon was expired #found shoes on sale #they were not #bought them anyway #and returned them after sitting in my car for 5 minutes #I was pissed #fucking livid over this shit #I’m keeping the fucking chocolate bar though

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girlwhoisgoingtobeokay · 2 months

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just spent an hour doing flashcards not realising i did flashcards for that topic already

#i gaslighted myself into thinking that my 2nd pair of flashcards were better #they were not

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bisexualboygirlfriend · 6 months

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Home alone with a stomach bug & a toddler but I’m being so brave about it

#reader #they were not #op

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metacrisisdoctor · 2 years

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"tenrose were fucking in s2"

#they were not #and they didn't need to to be in love and to be a couple!!#their loves AS WE SAW IT is enough #fics that explore this are great but canonically they weren't having sex #there was a lot of repression and complex feelings happening #betwen the doctor being immortal. rose not breaking up with mickey as clearly as she should have and how young she was in s1&2?#they were not.

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adamsandgirl · 7 months

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I love my wife. We were watching a Disney crossover amvs and Jim from treasure planet was in a shot with lady from lady and the tramp and my wife was like “oh god are they shipping him with a dog?”

#they were not #the dog was just a dog #but it was good #it was shipping Jim with Ariel from the littler mermaid #who was in an unhealthy toxic yuri relationship with odette from swan princess #who was domestically abusing he

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gayassdog · 9 months

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i am gay ass dog now. 2024 new year new me

#also i quickly took gayasscows on another tumblr acc #and accidentally followed donald trump tag when signing up #how is that a thing on this website #i didnt realize it at first and was laughing at the “cops are people” and “we love trump” blogs that were being suggested to me #bc i was like surely these a satire #they were not

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