#THIS IS A CORRECT QUOTE

[deenigma]

Just the boys and a quote from the incorrect quotes generator 😂

[fxiryeon]

Octavian: what should i be for halloween ??

Percy: a decent person, if you ask me.

[incorrectlit]

My friend, talking about AP lit: Ugh I hated Crime and Punishment, it was so boring!

criminal offensive side eye

Me: Explain.

Her: It was just about a guy having a mental breakdown for the whole book!

Me: YES, EXACTLY. THAT IS WHY IT’S SO GOOD

[lilliths-httyd-blog]

i'm losing my mind

[glitter-stained]

More of trans allegory Jason and the goons VS the batfam:

Transmasc older goon, trying to connect: Hey out of curiosity boss, when did your egg crack?

Jason, thinking this is a bird pun about how he became Robin: Uh, 12 I guess...

****

Penguin henchman: Wow, you really are okay calling yourselves goons? Isn't that like a little demeaning?

Red Hood Goon: Inclusivity my guy -Henchperson is a mouthful, and that way, we don't have to assume.

Penguin Henchman: Oh my god that's so thoughtful!

*they resume shooting at eachother.*

*****

Batman You're not okay Hood, you need a professional. Please, we can help you!

Jason: There's nothing wrong with me, I won't let you throw me into Arkham!

Goon of the week: Yeah Batfreak, the boss doesn't need help, there's nothing wrong with him! How would you like it if we tried to convert you out of being a furry, huh?!!

Batman: reconsiders life choices.

****

Angry goon: *beats the shit out of Nightwing with a trans pride flag*

Dick, a bisexual cis metrosexual: I'm not sure what is happening but this feels offensive.

****

Batman: Please, I know there's a lot of bad blood, but you're still my child...

Jason: Really? Because I clearly remember you saying you weren't my father and didn't have to deal with my "teenage angst"!

The Goons: You said what?!

Oracle : You said what?!

Dick, standing up and picking up the pride flag: You said what.

[gayofthefae]

Eddie as soon as season 7 opened: You're wrong, you are enough and I want my son to grow up just like you

Buck, somehow: He's gonna leave me because I don't know how to fly a helicopter :(

[until-i-set-him-free]

Cannot fight with logic! 😌

(insp. 💜)

[warpedpuppeteer]

The Buckley-Diaz Family ♡

[emolionsrawr]

buck: did you know-

kidnapper: oh my god do you ever shut up?!

buck: *tears up* i'm sorry

kidnapper: look i'm just here to get ransom from your parents-

buck: *laughs* mum and dad don't care about me, we'll be here forever waiting

kidnapper: bobby and athena don't care about you?

buck: what- oh you meant THOSE parents, oh yeah you're screwed

kidnapper: what-

athena: *kicks the door open* WHERE'S MY BABY?!

kidnapper: *screams*

buck: hi mama!

athena: hi buckaroo!

bobby: kid you gotta stop getting yourself in these situations my heart can't take it!

[aprill-99]

*After the Gauntlet.*

Amber: “You can’t do that!”

Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”

Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”

Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”

[autistook]

[adharastarlight]

Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares

James:

Remus:

Sirius:

Marls:

Lily:

Barty:

Evan:

Pandora:

James: my love, you're trans-

Reg:

Reg: we are never having sex again

Sirius cheers in the distance

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[lizardpersonyknow]

It's so incredibly funny to me that somehow some people think Tim is a boring straightlace and Jason is deranged and unhinged

Like Jason at his worst is a murderous crime lord who also has a moral conscience, protects children and sex workers, works to make the worst parts of Gotham safer and wants to know that his dad cares

Tim at his worst on the other hand.... Rampant murder with NO morals, becomes Batman and uses the gun that killed Bruce's parents, dictator, takes over like half of America, goes back in time like a couple times to tell his younger self that this is their inevitable end just to fuck with HIMSELF

Jason at his best is the happy robin, loves school, cares for sex workers becomes a crime lord to help make sure the people who are addicted aren't being given toxic shit

Tim at his best is entirely unhinged, stalking Batman and Robin through the streets, blackmailing Batman, all the young justice shenanigans, creating a fake uncle to avoid adoption, beefing with a like 9 year old (deserved imo 9 year olds are MEAN), lies to everyone including batman and take pride in it

Like besties one is exponentially more of a black sheep and it isn't the drug lord, it's the heroic sidekick of batman

Yes Jason is still out on the streets wildin and feral but I don't think people give enough credit to how normal he is for his background

Yes Tim is CEO but he's also been 17 for years and probably has taken cocaine to see what it felt like

[peskyvinot]

jschlatt, drunk and on a fucjing boat: MUMBOOOO

mumbo jumbo: I miss smplive

jschlatt: MUMBOOO. IM GONNA DRIVE THIS BOAT INTO A DOCK

[queerweewoo]

Eddie: Dom or sub?

Buck: Uhhh, Domino's? I guess? I'm not really that into Subway.

Eddie: Cariño, you are so damn lucky that I'm into you.