#THIS IS SO FUNNY OMFG

[murderandcoffee]

Jmart and Jonah are Sam's tamagotchi's

STOP FJKSDLAFJKDSLA;FJKLSDJFKLS;D

WHAT IF HE FORGETS TO FEED THEM!!!!!!!!

[daydreamerwonderkid]

If you're gonna send me anon bait, at least try to make them funny. I've been cackling nonstop over the last one. I think it took me 20 minutes to stop laughing before I could finally react to it.

Holy fucking shit XD

[hauntedknightwalker]

I MEANT TO POST THE GRAHINA ART HERE DBXKRUDBOSHDJD oh well everyone gets to see titty action i guess sbkdbddj

[aininx]

What the fuck is a Malaysian au!?!?!!

[infernal-blaze]

@fizzarollitm asked: Damn Adam, do you shit with that ass?

"Fuck YEAH I do! Of course, I can always use my ass for other things too, ya know."

[fandxmslxt69]

👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy 💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️ 📆Today📆 is 💥FUCKUARY 14TH💥 which means 👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦cumming💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been ✊🏼YANKING✊🏼😩on his bow 🏹 and arrow 💘 all night 😖 getting ready to 🎯 shoot 😩👅💦 all over you 😱😩🤣😜😘😍🍆🍆💦💧 so Daddy Cupid draw 🔙 your bow 🏹 and let that 💦🤣CUM FLOW➡️👅 💦 ‼️ This day only 💦CUMS💦 once a year 📅 so ❌rip off❌ your 👗clothes👙 and JUMP 👏🏻ON 👏🏻THAT👏🏻 GOOD 👏🏻DICK!😂😩💗 🙏🏻Saint🙌🏻 Valentine💕🌹 is the 💞SLUTTIEST 👄Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ to take everything 😵😬😍😆he’s got🙏🏻. 💌☄️SEND💌to 5 💄VALENHOES💋so 👉🏻you👈🏻 can get 😫🤗OFF😊 tonight 👍🏻😵😜❤️💕‼️ if you 😵DON'T😵 you’ll be 👎🏻STUCK ❌without❌ 😖CHOCColate🍫🍫 or 🥖long😩🍆thicc😱🍆 🌹PLOW-HERS🌷🌷for the next 6️9 YEARS!!!! 😱😭😵😫😜😂😂 🔗

oh my god im having flashbacks to fourth of july right now .

daddy cupid 😫😫

[cupidsatdawn]

Everyone freaking out bc they just saw the director confess to MURDERING THE QUEEN!!

Nimona and Ballister:

[biggestsimponhere]

“I'd never sing of love if it does not exist, but darling, you are the only exception”

Once again this man is so hug shaped and i need a hug

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Waldo Trumbull

The Comedy of Terrors (1964) dir. Jacques Tourneur

[nightcolorz]

actually the best part of amc iwtv ep10 was the comedically gay theater vampire showing Claudia how to function their “rat box” disposal system in which they put the corpses in a complex contraption flowing with rats who will devour it and after he’s done frantically and twinkishly explaining to her that the box operates in a comedically inconvenient rotating system where sometimes the rats r in the left box and sometimes they r in the right and u need to keep track of the weekly schedule or all the rats will get out and master Armand will be super fucking pissed Claudia is like “😟 at home we just had an incinerator 🤨” and twink vampires says what tf is that sounds fake anyways

[breakbleheavens]

The choice, the choice is yours: you can, you can sing it American like me if you want, or you can just be yourselves and you can say you Should’ve Said Naur!

TAYLOR SWIFT introducing SHOULD'VE SAID NO NAUR The Eras Tour — Sydney, Australia (Night 2) | February 24, 2024

#she had the opportunity to do the funniest thing and she took it

[fiiniky]

hes just a bit odd really

[iffasart]

I love laudna and pâté so muchh

[angelwingtrap]

Love in this very serious chapter (Theon I TWOW) when Stannis is interrogating Theon and they both pause to mutually roll their eyes at Asha bringing her pirate polycule to the party.

Mind you Theon is currently chained up like this:

(Couldn’t find a fucking image that worked so I had to use one from Shrek 2 I’m so sorry)

[maskedchip]

the juicebox bandits

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck Tims has 4 daughters

Izutsumi’s relationship with the whole party is very fun and heartwarming, and her relationship with each party member has something unique and special, but besides Senshi being the mama hen I really love how Chilchuck looks after Izutsumi in a father-ish way. He’s the only one in the party that sees her like an actual human girl lol. He treats her with respect while not letting himself be walked over, and I think there’s something to be said about it, esp since Chilchuck knows how it’s like to be infantilized and pet like a cute thing much like our favorite catgirl. He does handle her like a guy who has 3 adult daughters, parenting instincts kicking in

Listen I knooow the party is breaking up with the end approaching but I’ve been thinking a lot about if Izutsumi decided to stick with anyone and I think it’d be really nice if she stayed with Chilchuck. I love Chilchuck’s store so much, I have so many headcanons and fic plans involving it, but listen.  I feel like Chilchuck would be a good person to look after her, she’s still a teen and shown not to be mature enough to know what to do with herself and feed herself right yet, she could become Chilchuck’s store mascot like a cat that’s always lounging inside hehe.  He gains another sort-of-daughter and she keeps her favorite pillow, a loss-loss deal on his end but Chilchuck is too responsible to not take her in if needed mwahahaha Izutsumi would have no remorse, he’s ready to suffer for her comfort

Ok girl we get it he’s your dad