This is not meant as a vent or rant it's just kinda funny to me??
Host fam watched the game between France and Marocco this evening and with the 2:0 for France to me it made no sense to have the 6 extra minutes. I mean it is possible to score twice in six minutes but that is very, very unlikely to happen.
So I just said "Why???" out loud and younger host sis went "what why??"
Me: "They added 6 extra minutes?"
Her: "Yeah and?"
Me: "What's that supposed to do? France leads 2-0. Wtf is Marocco supposed to do these 6 minutes? Scoring once is possible but then France still wins. It... doesn't make sense to me."
Her: "Yeah to you but to football yes. They always add the extra. Don't ask 'why' in front of people because it's rude."
Me (internally): ???????
Me: "I didn't say it to a person. I said it to football. Pretty sure you can't hurt a sport's emotions."
Her: "Still. Don't say that when I'm around."
Is- is she-
Did she take offense in me questioning the extra minutes? 😭😭
the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet
but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)
and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth
oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc
but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds
safe to say i’m losing my mind
anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭
and the reactions are everything
I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY
toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!
the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth
Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"