#TOKYO MACHINE IIS CUTE

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Might as well post the descriptions of various Timesplitters 2 characters

Viola

The child of a reclusive aristocratic Countessa, Viola assumes the guise of a traveling troubadour as a cover for her true mission- to destroy evil wherever it bares its ugliness.

Ramona Sosa

Ramona came over the border hoping for a peaceful life, but with her fiery temper and quick reflexes she quickly fell into work as a law enforcer. When things began turning sour in Little Prospect she sent a wire out to her old friend Elijah Jones for backup...

Maiden

So innocent and so pure, the Maiden is the perfect sacrifice...

Lady Jane

This hot-blooded socialite skipped Swiss finishing school to set up her own Private Investigation Agency in Chicago. A stickler for fashion you'll never catch her with anything but the latest in haute couture and semi automatic weapons.

Kitten Celeste

Sometimes things get a little too hot under the collar for Harry and he needs some manual assistance from his slinky sidekick, Miss Celeste. Go get 'em tiger! Grrrrrrrr!

Jungle Queen

Raised in the jungle by wolves, the Jungle Queen's sharp intellect is only hampered by her tight thong and lack of language. Captain Ash has promised to make her a duchess if she comes back to Blighty with him.

Ilsa Nadir

The daughter of Dr. Katje Nadir, Ilsa knows no fear and will gladly undertake the most dangerous search and destroy missions. Few men can come close to matching her superb fighting and infiltration skills

Gretel Mk II

Gretel II is a second generation precision killing machine, programmed with stealth and martial arts techniques from around the galaxy. Together with R-109 she has been sent to destroy the Machinist's robot army.

Corporal Hart

Not just an excellent soldier, Corporal Hart is also an expert with all kinds of mechanical and computer technology. She has found her servo-enhanced Tritium Exo-Arm to be a very useful aid in battle situations.

Candi Skyler

Candi graduated from cadet training just two weeks ago. Although there's been cheap talk around the Academy that she failed Astronavigation but got a dispensation because she has a cute butt.

Chinese Chef

Still the best in the business. They say his recipe for slow braised TimeSplitter in black bean sauce is out of this world!

Chasity Detroit

Before becoming a highly decorated officer in the LAPD, Chastity ran with the gangs in the back streets of Neo Tokyo. She has vowed to help Ghost clear his name and regain his honor.

Female Trooper

The Marine Troopers have borne the brunt of the TimeSplitters onslaught against humanity.

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┊☆.  bonten.

⠀⠀ 𔘓 . 佐野. : manjiro.

watersports with mikey.

cnc with mikey.

edging with mikey.

Undoubtedly.

August 1st.

Ask her. ┊ with izana.

𝕸 with r.

(un)lucky.

Golden girl.

peek-a-boo!┊with sanzu, haitani bros & koko.

g𖦹𖦹d, g𖦹𖦹d.

Ballerina Box.

⠀⠀ 𔘓 . 三途. : haruchiyo.

watersports with haruchiyo.

stalker!sanzu.

owner!sanzu. (with mikey).

tattooing their names on your inner lip. ┊with ran & rindou.

pervy teacher!haruchiyo sanzu.

on your brain, on your mind.

But isn’t she cute when she cries? ┊ part I; part II. ┊with ran & rindou.

pin-up doll.

k𝖎ller queen.

washing machine heart.

do I deserve all this?

Born to be an idol.

Bubblegum boy’s he♡rt.

peek-a-boo!┊with mikey, haitani bros & koko.

there is no 'icky' without (c)h(iy)o.

Backstabber!

G☆lden m!lf !! ┊ with rindō & kazutora.

⠀⠀ 𔘓 . 筆頭. : kakucho.

Better me doing this than you.

taking care of...

Streets of Tokyo.

guess who's home?

⠀⠀ 𔘓 . 灰谷. : rindou.

“I want this”.

But isn’t she cute when she cries? ┊ part I; part II. ┊with sanzu & ran.

tattooing their names on your inner lip. ┊with sanzu & ran.

He must be sick...

I see. ┊with ran.

寒. ┊with ran.

baby trapping.

string of luck.

competition between haitani bros!

Pharaonic Oasis.┊with ran.

Two bros?! It means: two valentines ꩜_꩜ ┊with ran.

peek-a-boo!┊with mikey, ran, sanzu & koko.

jeal𖦹usy, jeal𖦹usy!

O(ver).O(ver).O(ver) ┊with ran.

G☆lden m!lf !! ┊ with haruchiyo & kazutora.

⠀⠀ 𔘓 . 灰谷. : ran.

not hot, but bitter.

But isn’t she cute when she cries? ┊ part I; part II. ┊ with sanzu & rindou.

tattooing their names on your inner lip. ┊with sanzu & rindou.

寒. ┊ with rindou.

I see. ┊ with rindou.

birthday sex.

exhibitionism with ran, hanma + koko!

competition between haitani bros!

baby trapping.

Pharaonic Oasis. ┊ with rindō.

Two bros?! It means: two valentines ꩜_꩜ ┊ with rindō.

peek-a-boo! ┊ with mikey, rindō, sanzu & koko.

Ocean's language.

thinkin' with no brain ?!

Mirror, mirror, mirror on the wall!

O(ver).O(ver).O(ver) ┊ with rindō.

Good Hands.

⠀⠀ 𔘓 . 明司. : takeomi .

poly relationship with akashi brothers.

bonten with a partner having a baby fever!

bonten with a partner that does not submit easily!

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Kyoto Jujutsu Students and Karaoke | a headcanon, pt. II

As promised last week, here's part II! And today, we're going to look into the Kyoto students! Don't worry, we'll get to the Tokyo and Kyoto faculty and staff soon! I promise!

In case you missed it, the Tokyo Jujutsu Students and Karaoke | a headcanon, pt. I is here!

First Years! (or First Year, rather. Since Arata's the only one in the year)

Arata Nitta -Hmmm. Tricky. Since we only saw him in a few panels. But I really think this guy's down for karaoke night. -He might not be a good singer, but he wouldn't hesitate to sing a few songs. -He would dance along with the music. Though he wouldn't move around like our bebe Toge. Arata would bob his head, do a side-step, move his body side to side. -Totally down to sing a song with Miwa. Song recommendation: The Scientist by Coldplay

Second Years!

Mai Zenin -This girl treats karaoke night like it's a sister school event. Like, sis, calm down. It's just a fun karaoke night. Except if Gojo decides to include a singing competition in the individual category, then go ham. -She's competitive because she knows she can sing well. Must be in the Zenin blood, idk. -Even though the scoring system in the karaoke machines are shit, she still wants to hit that 100. -No, she doesn't want to duet. Let her sing the song alone if you want to live. -Though she's generous enough to lend a hand if anyone doesn't want to finish their song or if they get frustrated with the way they sing hehe Song recommendation: It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion (oh lol)

Kokichi Muta -I really think this dude has a thing for musicals. Idk. I can feel it it my jellies. -He's like a frustrated theatre kid whose playlist consists of songs from Hedwig and the Angry Inch to Hadestown. -Wouldn't be a surprise to see him try to find a musical song in the song books. -And the only thing he could find is Lady Marmalade. "Nope. Not that!" Though Todo would totally bug him to sing it 😂 -Todo would give him Bohemian Rhapsody. "Come on, it's like a song from a musical!" -Kokichi begrudgingly sings it with everyone. He still loves and enjoy it. Song recommendation: Come Alive from The Greatest Showman

Miwa Kasumi -Miwa best girl 🥺 -Anyway, Miwa is hyped whenever karaoke night comes. -She doesn't have a great voice, but she could carry a tune. -She already creates a list of songs she wants to sing on her phone. -She'd love to sing a duet with anyone! She'd sing Sweet Child O' Mine with Todo and Complicated with Momo. If it's a karaoke night with the Tokyo students, she'd duet with anyone. -She'd dance around if she's not singing. She's the Inumaki counterpart of Kyoto. -She'd also dance with Toge and Yuuji. Song recommendation: Party In The U.S.A. by Miley Cyrus (in which she changes the USA to any place they're in)

Third Years!

Noritoshi Kamo -This guy's the quiet type who sits on his corner with his drink and enjoys watching everyone. -He'd take videos and photos of what's happening. -He avoids singing as much as possible, saying that he's already good watching and listening to them. -And for some reason they don't give him songs. Except for one person. Song recommendation: The Man Who Can't Be Moved by The Script

Todo Aoi -This dude loves karaoke nights. -This dude would sing like he's serenading a whole stadium even though he has an average singing voice. -He'd also sing love songs like he's singing for Takada-chan. -Todo loves duets. He'd duet with anyone. From Miwa to his besto friendo, Yuuji. -Dude got the moves 😎 making Miwa and Toge his backup dancers. Song recommendation: Livin' la Vida Loca by Ricky Martin

Momo Nishimiya -She doesn't show it but she likes karaoke nights. -Like Miwa, she's already listing songs in her head. -Her singing voice isn't far from her speaking voice. She sounds so cute when she sings 🥺 -Momo will stand in front of everyone when she sings. -She'll also dance while singing. -She loves singing upbeat songs. And she'll be singing Don't Stop Believin' with anyone who wants to sing with her. -She'd be banging her head whenever Bohemian Rhapsody plays. -She is that one person who could make Noritoshi sing. But she can only manage to give him one song for the whole night. Song recommendation: Wannabe by Spice Girls

Tokyo and Kyoto faculty and staff coming soon!

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Vintage [Kozume Kenma x Reader Post Timeskip!AU]

Summary: (Y/n) (L/n), a pageant queen coming from the Philippines, goes back to Tokyo in order to continue her Master’s Degree after the year of her reign. Few weeks after her arrival, her dad decided to set her up with one of his business partners who was just at her age. The young man turned out to be her high school sweetheart, Kozume Kenma.

Tags: Angst, Fluff, from Ex to Lovers

Warnings: Some words may be written in Filipino. Still, I'm providing some translations below. Also, some heavy conversations.

✧  MASTERLIST ✧ ||  ☪ 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝓈 ||  ✯ 𝓎/𝓃'𝓈 𝒽𝑜𝓂𝒾𝑒𝓈 || ✯  𝓀𝑒𝓃𝓂𝒶'𝓈 𝒽𝑜𝓂𝒾𝑒𝓈

ii. good ol’ days

y/n stared at the pink san rio stuffed toy that she found in one of her locked cabinets. of course, how could she forget this? it was a gift from her first boyfriend, kenma. kozume kenma— kodzuken; or from what she used to call him, ken-ken.

this pink melody stuffed toy that he gave was his first give after their two month-anniversary. y/n thought that it was amazing— for it was one of the biggest prize from one of those cranky and rigged machines from the arcade.

the young lady couldn’t help it but to recall the good old days— those days when they were together. she was also one of the persons who encouraged and supported him to continue playing volleyball; and she was well-aware of her impact.

y/n scrolled through her twitter feed as she saw one of his posts; of course, retweeted by one of their mutual friends.

“of course,” y/n whispers beneath her breath as she placed her phone down, hugging the pink old gift tight in her arms. “we both changed. you’re no longer the kenma i used to know.”

as she was doing this, a picture that they took in one of those cheap photo booth from one of the arcade dates that they went in together.

y/n bit her lip. she hated to admit this— but oh, how she wished that she was able to watch him grow after all these years; to watch him get out of him comfort zone; to watch him rise upon the ashes.

“i guess it never turned out to be like that, eh?” y/n gripped the photo tightly. “i just wish you’ve forgiven me as much as i did to you.”

➳༻❀✿❀༺➳  𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒂

✎. y/n was cleaning up when she found these old memoribilias.

✎. kenma got the stuffed toy the fourth time he tried to play the machine. y/n was staring at the stuffed toy so he really did his best to win it.

✎. the photobooth was from their 4th monthsary. y/n acted all cute until kenma agreed to take pictures with her.

✎. kenma never met y/n’s parents but he knew that they were so strict because y/n had to sneak out to go on dates with him, or she would tell her parents that she has some academic work to do at a friend’s place. he never bothered meeting them because of that.

✎. y/n was the first one to initiate outdoor dates because their dates were always indoor.

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The rain surrenders to the town, Al Capone is no longer there

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Sitting on the windowsill and occasionally looking at the terrace, Eliza takes needles and threads from the sewing box and makes ferns with felt. The plants made of non-woven fabric that has pressed fibers such as wool or animal fur. Making ferns as if the leaf veins gain the breath from water veins, she is waiting for something. Her husband is a man who is hiding whiskey behind books on a bookshelf, snuggling up to whole world’s despairs day and night, crying while seeing her off. Eliza is working at the supermarket every afternoon.

Al Capone, who was imprisoned in The Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary, is said to have hidden rye whiskey in his cell. Alcatraz Island on San Francisco Bay was surrounded by the cold sea currents, the prisoners could not easily escape from prison. In the 1979 movie ‘Escape From Alcatraz’, Frank Morris acted by Clint Eastwood attempted a desperate jailbreak. Investigators said “they are dead,” but the prison chief found Morris’s chrysanthemum being washed ashore.

There was a pet shop on the roof of the supermarket. The children were teasing a squirrel monkey trapped in a cage with Chupa Chups’ sticks. The monkey was scared of the shout “Cute!”. Turned his back on the crowd, ate sunflower seeds with downcast eyes. The monkey wished he could dive into the downwind Tokyo Bay from wagon of the Ferris wheel on the roof. A cargo ship was swaying in the sunset on the waves. Suddenly, the machine gun fired. The monkey was frightened by the creeping killers. The squirrel monkey was very timid. He heard the footsteps of the gangster were approaching. No, it was the sound of the thunder storms hitting the concrete floor on the roof.

To escape from the sudden rain, a bachelor rushed into the main entrance just before the store closed. The man chose an assorted box of baked sweets as a gift for his mother living in a hometown and went to the service counter. Eliza worked at the gift section in the supermarket. “Would you like to choose a wrapping paper?” Eliza asked the bachelor. “No, especially no,” the man replied lazily. “Leave it to me,” she chose a few sheets of colourful Japanese paper and wrapped the box with beautiful gradation. “I like this kind of paper with the texture of plants. These are my personal goods. It’s a secret…,” she smiled embarrassedly. The bachelor invited Eliza to a supper after her work. She was surprised and hesitant for a while, but replied, “I can be with you for a little. My husband is waiting for me to come home.”

They met at a Chinese restaurant near the supermarket. Under the paper lantern, Eliza, who took off her uniform, looked like a young girl. She wore an old-fashioned flapper-style dress like Dorothy Parker. They ordered a dim sum set that would not fill their stomachs.

“I’m working on the graphic design, so interested in a clerk who is particular about wrapping paper like you. Thank you for dating today.”

The bachelor made an excuse.

“I’m glad you invited me. I’m a middle-aged woman, in the edge of my life.”

Eliza laughed obediently.

“Once a week, I accompany my husband to church for his AA meetings. He doesn’t like going to church. He is not a Christian, and wondering which God he should make an oath to. While waiting for his meetings to end, I’m learning handicrafts at a women’s workshop at church.”

She talked ramblingly.

“I’m designing book covers, so I’m particular about paper. Paper is made of pulp. Pulp is a tree. Since ancient times, it has been said that God dwells in trees. Paper is sacred.”

As the man made a passionate speech, Eliza looked at him with vacant eyes and said, “Seems to be the story of Yggdrasill. The world tree in the Nordic myth.”

Yggdrasill shivers,

the ash, as it stands.

The old tree groans,

and the giant slips free. *[1]

Suddenly, they heard a rhythm of cha-cha-cha from the portable player. The upper bodies of the old couple sitting in the next began to dance on the horizon of the table, for the ballroom dance choreography. While laughing at the cheerful tune ‘La engañadora’ by Orquesta Amérca, “It’s getting late. Shall we go home?” the bachelor said and passed the bill to the waiter. The man slid the coaster that had been written his cell phone number towards Eliza.

The bachelor enters to a bar on the back alley. He notices that the tune in the Chinese restaurant is chasing him. The happy rhythm of ‘La en gañadora’ is coiling around him in the dim light. ‘La engañadora’ means the fraudster in Spanish. But it was translated in the US as “Anything Can Happen When You’re in Havana”.

In the dark corner of the pub at the wharf on a holiday,

a pint of Guinness, the jukebox, the released bustles are foaming.

The man in front of me,

into a glass of half pint that had been dried up,

added canned beer bought at the supermarket.

A pretty and well-behaved child next to me,

wrapping curly hair around her fingers  

staring at the souvenir shop

is tweeting the rain.

Rain.

Water the Queen’s well.

                  Rain.

Bored phonograph records

ran out of patience

and    turned    into

the music of

                 bubbles. *[2]

The rain surrenders to the town. The squirrel monkey that escaped from the cage of pet shop is wandering at night. He slipped through the gangster’s bullets and jumped into Tokyo Bay from the Ferris wheel. At the wharf, Al Capone’s favorite car, 1928 Cadillac V-8 Town Sedan and a million barrels of rye whiskey are preparing to be loaded onto the ship. Al Capone himself is no longer there. There is just a cigar end in the puddle. The chrysanthemum is looking up at the huge gantry crane. Silence surrounds the darkness. The old tree groans, and the giant slips free. This world is made of huge trees. People held in the dome of the world tree where the ground and underground, day and night are reversed are about to fall asleep. A spring springs at the root of the ash tree. The squirrel monkey is skipping from branch to branch freely and lightly, kissing the olive fruits.

The cell phone rang in the middle of the night.

The bachelor heard Eliza’s sobbing.

Behind her was her husband crying.

“My husband hit me on the cheek, but I feel sorry for him.”

Sitting on the windowsill, Eliza is waiting for something.

The fern that lives quietly beside the water veins under the shade of rocks.

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images: hiromi suzuki

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*References:

[1] The Poetic Edda, Mythological Poems Volume II / Oxford University Press. Translated by Ursula Dronke, 1997.

[2] Queen’s Well in the Wicklow Mountains, Ms. cried – 77 poems by hiromi suzuki / Kisaragi publishing, 2013. Translated by hiromi suzuki, 2020.

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The rain surrenders to the town, Al Capone is no longer there

© short fiction by hiromi suzuki

published in 3:AM Magazine: Jan. 19th, 2021

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LFF 2018: Asako I & II (Ryûsuke Hamaguchi, 2018)

"oh, I see you've been waiting for me”

My highlight of this year’s LFF, Ryûsuke Hamaguchi follows up his modern classic Happy Hour with a beguiling take on the modern Rom-Com. 

The odd rhythms and pacing that justified Happy Hour’s immense five hour running time are present; but rather than dictate, they now flow through the stylisations and contours woven into the genre. Using this codified language with intelligence and a reflective sincerity that comments without ever being smug or condescending, Hamaguchi's ability to work with the performers to craft characters and then to let them just exist, remains a total joy. 

Asako (Erika Karata), an Osaka student, spends the morning wandering round a photography exhibition, taking careful note of the slouching gait of the flip flop clad Baku (Masahiro Higashide). Outside, in a joke that works as paradigm, kids play with bangers and sparks literally fly, as in slow motion, tofubeats pulsating theme begins and their eyes meet. Soon they’re dating and Asako is head over heels in love with her mysterious, bohemian beau. Her friend warns her that he’ll disappear. Six months later he disappears. 

In Tokyo two years later, Asako meets Ryohei (Masahiro Higashide again), besuited and working in the marketing department of a Sake company; he’s every inch Baku’s double, but rather than aloof, he’s practical, plain, nice… normal. For sometime Asako resists until, after a Remember Me like reveal that had me equally grinning and shaking my head, the Tōhoku earthquake brings them together. We move forward, they’re living together, they have a very cute cat named Jintan, the now married best friends (an always charming cliche) visit for dinner: things are steady, maybe not exciting but good, secure and loving. At this point Baku resurfaces.

I expect to still be chewing over the third act machinations for a while; ending half an hour earlier, following a decisive action that drops the floor out from under the audience, might have made for a more bold film. Instead, Hamaguchi, confronts the consequences of this action, which in turn brings Asako out of her reverie and into a pilgrimage through a harder edged reality. 

It’s cinema about indelible first love, the angst of settling, burning lust, emotional hang ups and, behind all this, the way we take on the romance of popular culture and let it define our relationships. It’s smart, warm, funny, and at its heart are two wonderful performances. Higashide will get deserved praise for his dual performance, but it’s Karata who sells the premise. Within a misleadingly unassertive shell, her smallest movements communicate the great peaks and troughs of female desire; tumulting tides of fear and love.

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Pokémon: Blastoise Nicknames

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Pokemon #009: Blastoise

Blastoise is a Water-type Shell Pokemon. Not only is its shell extremely hard and durable, it also has water cannons on its back that are as accurate as a sniper. Besides using its water cannons as water shooters, it can also use them to increase its speed by propulsion and body slam into anything with no self-damage.

Nickname Ideas for Blastoise

1. Blasty – I’m sure I’m not alone on this one. Many people would have named their Blastoise “Blasty”. After all, it’s simple and cute. 2. Tortoise – It’s a tortoise, that’s for sure! Ever noticed the “toise” in its name? 3. Heavyweight – If this Pokémon isn’t heavy enough for you, then try letting it body slam you. 4. Old Faithful – Just like how this Pokémon shoots powerful blasts of water, Old Faithful is a geyser that shoots concentrated water every couple of minutes. 5. Typhoon – If this Pokémon targets all its firepower (I mean waterpower) on you, it’s assured that you will experience a force similar to that of a typhoon. 6. Kamex – Almost everyone in Japan calls it this. 7. Panzer – This is a German word that means “armour.” Also, it’s what they call some of their tanks. 8. Poseidon – The God of the Sea. It’s unoriginal, yes, but it still sounds cool. 9. Blizzaga – If Squirtle is Blizzard and Wartortle is Blizzara, then Blastoise is most definitely Blizzaga. 10. Leviathan – A gigantic sea monster. Blastoise is a monstrous water-type Pokémon so you might as well name it Leviathan. 11. Tidus – Just hearing the name makes it clear that it is based on the word “tide.” 12. Abyss – I think of the deep sea whenever I see the word “abyss.” 13. Water Bowser – If you are not reminded of Bowser whenever you see Blastoise, then there’s something wrong with you. It was made Water Bowser for the distinction, by the way. 14. Calamity – This creature will bring calamity unto anyone who dares challenge it to a fight. 15. Oceanus – Go figure! The word “ocean” is in it. 16. Waterloo – This reminds me of something called the Battle of Waterloo. It’s a good name especially that this Pokémon is always ready for battle. 17. Turtletank – It’s a turtle and a tank blended into one being. 18. Triton – The Greek God Messenger of the Sea. Who you calling messenger?! 19. Mizukage – Literally means Water Shadow—the leader of the Village Hidden in the Mist. 20. Genbu – A mythical turtle creature in Chinese folklore. 21. Thicc – Just one glance and anyone can tell how thicc this Pokémon is. 22. King Koopa – Another name for Bowser. You can name your Blastoise King Koopa if it’s a male. 23. Queen Koopa – The wife of Bowser if she ever existed. You can name your Blastoise Queen Koopa of it’s a female. 24. La Niña – This literally means “little girl” but is also known as a weather occurrence marked by excessive rain. 25. Torcannon – Don’t sweat it! It’s just a mixture of tortoise and cannon. 26. Punch Taker – I recall Blastoise being fire punched by a Charizard in a certain Pokemon anime. Of course, the punch was ineffective. It was like Blastoise didn’t even give a crap. 27. Mega Squirter – I don’t need to explain. It’s pretty self-explanatory. 28. Bazooka – In relation to those water blasters behind it. 29. Daddy – Just call it daddy because it looks like one. Venusaur, on the other hand, looks like a mommy. 30. Battousai – I know it’s very unrelated but it does sound like Blastoise. 31. Jinbei – Jinbei is a big merman from the One Piece series. Also, Jinbei is blue. 32. Washer – Hire it now as a dishwasher or a washing machine. Either way, it’ll wash all your worries away. 33. Deluge – Defined as the overflowing of the land by water. A perfect name for a tremendously strong water-type Pokémon. 34. Fat Albert – Fat Albert is fat, and so is this bulky creature. 35. Maui – From the movie Moana. Maui is the demigod of the wind and sea. 36. Gen. Hydro – Noticed how I interchanged the words from Hydrogen? It’s pretty clever how it became Gen. Hydro. 37. Bombshell – That shell on its back is truly the bomb—a water bomb! 38. Squirtle – Still can’t get over the fact that you cute, little Squirtle has become a monstrous water beast? Well, name it Squirtle so you’ll be reminded of its prior cuteness forever. 39. Megaton – A term used for nuclear bombs. What if this Pokémon blasted nuclear material instead of water? We’re all doomed! 40. Extinguisher – Blastoise is certainly the best fire extinguisher in town. 41. Tsunami – This is just another term for tidal wave. 42. Shellshock – I’m warning you: don’t ever mess with this Pokémon. Don’t blame me if you die of shock when it hits you with its super hard shell. 43. Big Show – Yup, Big Show the wrestler. Blastoise does look like Big Show, right? 44. Pacifica – Based on the Pacific Ocean, except this is a girl’s name. 45. Storm Surge – Expect a storm surge wherever Blastoise is. 46. Basilisk – The legendary reptile known as the king of serpents. Blastoise isn’t a serpent, but it sure is a reptile. 47. Blue – It’s color is blue, duh! 48. Turtillery – A nickname made from the combination of the words “turtle” and “artillery.” 49. Agua – Just another word for water. 50. Blastoise – If you don’t want to bother giving it a decent nickname, then just stick with Blastoise.

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kevin mann 2 days ago from CanadaKoopa with a zooka.

Ribeiro 9 months ago I call mine VT.I-II, that's a German double barrel tank from the 70's (abreviation for Versuchsträger)

Poppy 9 months ago from Tokyo, JapanI like "Panzer," and "Daddy" is a hilarious nickname. Blastoise is definitely a Daddy. I always choose Charmander as my starter Pokemon and my brother always chose Squirtle, but I can appreciate that choosing Squirtle gives you an edge on the rock-type gym near the beginning.

Thoran 11 months ago why not basher Read the full article