#TRUE FUCKING ROMANCE

[james-vi-stan-blog]

My Favorite Buckingham-James Letter of All Time

October 1624

I shall make you wonder at a resolution I have taken never to enquire more after your health. You can bear me witness, that I have never given credit to those that undertake to have the Philosophers' Stone, especially when they become takers themselves, as my devil hath now proved himself. If he blow as profitably with all the world besides as he hath done with me, he will have little need of the Philosophers' Stone; yet if all be true he hath assured to me, I shall think my four hundred pounds well bestowed. I confess so long as he concealed the means he wrought by, I despised all he said; but when he told me that which he hath given your sovereignship to preserve you from all sickness ever hereafter was extracted out of a turd, I admired the fellow, and for these reasons: that being a stranger to you, yet he had found out the kind you are come of, and your natural affections and appetite, and so, like a skilful man, hath given you natural physic, which is the only means to preserve the radical humour. And thus I conclude: my sow is healthful, and my devils lucky, myself is happy, and needs no more than your blessing, which is my true Philosophers' Stone, upon which I build as on a rock. Your majesty's most humble slave and dog, Steenie.

Modern spelling by David M. Bergeron, in King James and Letters of Homoerotic Desire

[literallygeeway]

i will never understand danger days haters because what do you mean you hate danger days? do you also hate joy? and whimsy? and lazers? and ray guns?

[camjsad0]

☆ - DANGER DAYS - ☆

[d3molition-lov3rs]

something about the danger days aesthetic man...

[dilemma-danger]

[emoopossumz]

In honour of pride month: party poison

[sixteenthtry]

THEY WOULDN'T LET HIM GO THROUGH TSA BECAUSE OF HIS BOMB PUSSY 😔💯

HAPPY BIRFDAYYYY TO THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN SJDHDGSJGYDKD AND TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY LET'S GO (at least in my time zone)

[bullets4august]

some things never change

[missm0rgue]

Killjoys my beloved

[bekyocas]

You can run away with me anytime you want…

[montypng]

it takes two !

[ID: two coloured drawings. the first is of party poison sitting crouched; they look off to the side with a scowl and their body is peppered with scars and freckles. their hair is shoulder-length and shoddily dyed red, and they have a pair of green goggles pushed up onto their forehead. their tank top is pale green with the words "killer queen" printed on in a weird font. they are wearing denim cutoffs and thick-soled combat boots with purple laces.

the second drawing is kobra kid, looking slightly annoyed and wearing his trademark red racing jacket and tiger print shirt. he has an incomplete cleft lip, acne, and a choppy blond mullet in desperate need of rebleaching. his look is completed by snake bites and dice earrings which have rolled snake eyes. /end ID]

[pissworm39]

i lowkey DO NOT care about the moaning in destroya, for me, i think the message behind the song is the most important part and a lot of people overlook it because of said moaning.

[camjsad0]

real

[thnks--fr-th-vnm]

professional cheerard enthusiast

[loud-trash-arcade]

[wolfy4586]