#TUMBLR BOYFRIEND

[its-tea-time-darling]

im sorry, we turned your boyfriend into a mole. yeah and all of tumblr‘s interested in him now. sorry

edit 9/12/23 11.22 CET

and so it begins…

fic1, fic2 @pathsofoak ao3 tag. Mole Poem @thaliaisalesbian . fic by @tourmelion .

update:

ao3 link. please vote for mole scene in most underrated goncharov scene poll

[going-to-superhell]

hey sorry your boyfriend just got stabbed 23 times in the back. yeah it was because he declared himself dictator for life. yeah sorry.

[conceiteddemon]

Hey I hate to tell you this but your boyfriend was taking up too much space in the archives. Yeah, yeah we put him on microfiche. He can be stored for a lot longer than traditional media would allow, but you need special equipment to view him. Sorry

[ursamajori]

hey so we put your boyfriend in a tabletop campaign and now he has a martyr complex. yeah he got protective to the point of being self sacrificial due to his lack of self worth. we gave him a found family so he had something to live for but instead he’s just committed to being a human shield to keep them safe even if it kills him. sorry

[skully-64]

Heyy, yeah, so the hole we put your boyfriend in wasn't big enough. Yeah. He's climbing out right now. sorry.

[tippenfunkaport]

hey sorry but we put your boyfriend in a glue trap. yeah no, i don't really get it either. no no it's just like the meme of the week. yeah, he's pretty stuck in there. sorry. I'm so sorry.

[crystal-the-dragooon]

Hey. Yeah. Sorry, your boyfriend? Yeah, he drank the blue goo. Yeah. He’s singing and dancing. A kickline is ~inevitable~. The apotheosis is upon us, sorry.

[shinekittenace]

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[circuitofficial]

sorry we put your boyfriend in a series of polls for the statistical side of tumblr to analyze. yeah sorry hes up against a more well known character who people will choose just because they know him. my bad.

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Hey, sorry, uh... your boyfriend, he lost to vanilla extract in the latest poll. Yeah, totally submerged. Like in the tidal wave poll, yeah. He smells really nice now. Sorry.

[the-malewife-ever]

[nerointhecorner]

sorry about your boyfriend. his people damned, doomed by a man who’s lost all his regrets. while his world dies, he’s left alive. the once and future king. yeah.

[tentacleteapot]

hey I’m sorry about your boyfriend. yeah no, he was only in the movie long enough to deliver some crucial exposition and then die. also? this part is embarrassing but he was killed by the gorilla. honestly you kind of had to be there, it’s not as weird as it sounds. I’m sorry though. I know I promised that nobody was going to get killed by the gorilla and that’s like, the very first thing that happened, so I get why you’re mad.

[69420angrycrabs]

we booped your boyfriend. yeah. booped him over and over again. we just couldnt help ourselves. sorry.

[thatonecode]

hey sorry about your boyfriend . yeah he thought the lining of a winters coat might've been the best place to hide a summers secret . yeah and then every photo that he took that festival got lost in his camera roll in an insurance scam . yeah so sorry about that </3

[transrevolutions]

hey. uh. we put your classic lit boyfriend into the tumblr fandom. yeah, he's gay now and being shipped with his homoerotic literary foil. no, we can't undo it. if it's any consolation, they're making posts about you too. you're the girlboss who is the only one with the braincell. um sorry about that.