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skunkes · 2 months
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skotiwolves · 5 months
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336 hours until it’s over
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bugprinz · 2 years
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mother i got attached to the antagonist again.
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the-dot · 5 months
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ikonofilizm · 9 months
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my study methods are about to be the most scuffed horrible mess but maybe theyll work
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mysterycitrus · 3 months
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lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur
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a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled
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slfcare · 5 months
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ten years ago you were so scared of such different things, but you survived them anyway. the same goes for five years ago and two years ago. everything that has ever felt like a hurdle, you’ve passed through. so be afraid, identify your fears, and then allow yourself to remember that in just a little while, this will be another thing that you have overcome.
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maibeloved · 25 days
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Guess who is back in their gravity falls phase! (After it being dormant for almost a decade!)
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burnt-tortellini · 26 days
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god im gonna eat a gasoline what do you mean
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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teaboot · 1 year
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If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."
"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
"I have powerful wizard magics."
Gets them every time
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evercelle · 6 months
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snarkspawn · 9 months
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based ofc on this
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cataclysmcrows · 1 year
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big fan of when grief drives characters to do fucked up things that are ultimately pointless and do more harm than good rather than just like. going to therapy
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morganbritton132 · 3 months
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My sister and I have the same birthday and it’s cool because people will be like, “Oh, are you twins?” And I get to say, “No! I ruined a five year old’s birthday.”
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pangur-and-grim · 5 months
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Pangur stopped eating due to horrible, horrible stress of occasionally hearing a baby animal mew, so I have found a spot outside the kitten radius to feed her
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