it seems that there's no therapist in twst
it seems that there's no therapist in twst
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Twisted Chaos: Leftovers from the VDC
Twisted Wonderland x F!reader
*Crowley is paralyzed on the ground of the House warden meeting after eating a piece of cake in the staff lunch room*
Crewel: "What did you eat?"
Crowley: "J-ust a slice of cake."
Riddle: "Who would put a piece of poisonous cake in the fridge?"
Vil: ....
Crowley: ...
Crewel: "I'll talk to the Prefect."
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Crewel: "You're lucky that Crowley thinks I'm punishing you. *Hands (Y/n a wad of cash)
(Y/n): *Gremlin laughter*
Crewel: "Next time be more subtle about it."
(Y/n): "I was."
Crewel: "Wait this isn't the first time."
(Y/n): "Nope. The first time was right after Overblot number five, using his own signature spell against that man was like a breath of fresh air."
Crewel: *hands her another wad of cash* "If anyone asked you what your punishment was tell them you had extra potion lessons."
(Y/n): "But that's not a punishment for me though."
Crewel: "No one knows that though."
(Y/n): "Hehe!" 😆
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*Other students (you take a guess) are sprawled out on the floors of their dorms*
Riddle: "Thank you." (hands you a wad of cash)
Ruggie: "Thanks, don't know how you did it but I'm not going to ask." (hands you another wad of cash"
Azul: "Thank you Prefect. I was wondering if you would be interested in making your services useful for the lounge." (hands you a wad of cash with a business man smile)
(Y/n): "Don't even think about it. Unless you want be the next unsuspecting victim."
Azul: "Carry on then!" *runs off*
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Vil: "Why do you do this." *paralyzed on the floor*
(Y/n): "Because you cursed my food, and I don't take kindly to people disregarding their personal boundaries."
Vil: "Noted."
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*Back at Ramshackle*
(Y/n): *counting money*
Grim: "Tuna money?"
(Y/n): "Better, money for spell protection. If Vil ever comes back and tries to curse my food. All hell will break loose. No one gets to take away my monthly comfort food and gets away with it!"
See you later Twisted Dreamers
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*Vil answers his phone*
👑: Hello?
🔪: Shut the fuck up and come to Ramshackle right now
👑: Excuse you?
🔪: Get here. NOW!
👑: What gives you the right to speak to me like this!?
🔪: I gave Epel half an edible, and he looked in a mirror, and I've lost control of the situation.
🍎: *Crying* It's such an awkward length...
🔪: I know, bud, I know.
🍎: It's so hard to style...
🔪: Vil, he has kitchen scissors.
🍎: Maybe cutting it will help...?
👑: *Sprinting to Ramshackle* Epel, don't do this! There are people who care about you!
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jade?… why is your face like that?
damn it. his face was just supposed to be a little sneaky but… BUT
It's just
please don't take my life
I'm sorry for tying Floyd under a mushroom with a rope two years ago.
I am really sorry
ehuhuhuhuhuhuh I finally finished >:3 my height hurts a lot but it was worth it .d
If I hadn't done her hair wrong, it would have looked better. Actually, I tried to fix it, but it was ruining the composition too much, so I left it like that.
Oh and one last thing, before I forget
my neck hurts.
My neck hurts.
MY NECK IS IN PAIN hhaaaaaaaaaaa
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SON [i almost forgot to post this holy shit]
MY COMMS ARE OPEN
❗️❗️PLEASE REBLOG, LIKES WON'T HELP ME WITH THE ALGORITHM❗️❗️
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No Explanation
@adrianasunderworld @marrondrawsalot @mangacupcake @anxious-twisted-vampire @liviavanrouge @abyssthing198 @ice-cweam-sod4 @the-weirdos-mind
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