#TerminallyCapricious

[fajitakitten]

gamtav mwah ha

i love gamtav so much blahgds gamzee x tavros kys picmix you fuck my quality so bad i hate you also screw anatomy waiy i forgot to metion this is me and my gf btw

[bone-stealing-horse]

[shaottzang]

HeLlo WoRlD 🦅

[graviconscientia]

I have been thinking about how Gram would carry Darkleer and I around. Drag us by our ankles? Carry us like potato sacks? Scruff us? And I think I have found the most optimal and plausible way for him to manage this:

(Beautiful artist's rendition by me, of course.)

[2ollux-and-company]

Which alter likes pop-tarts the most

[TA]: gamzee but we don’t let hiim have any

[TC]: YoUrE sTaRvInG mE

[TC]: ThIs iS cHiLd nEgLeCt

[TA]: dont lii2ten to hii2 word2 boy

[airprime7]

Why am I seeing so many fake posts on my dash? Like, there's ones from all sorts of made up realities, I'm surprised I haven't seen ones set in webcomics or whatever.

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♊️ twinarmageddons reblogged

♊️ twinarmageddons

all of you iidiiot2 need two 2hut up about computer2 unle22 you know what you're talkiing about. ii 2wear ii 2aw 2ome guy telliing people two pour water on theiir keyboard2 two clean them.

♉️ adiostoreador

uH,,,

iS THAT NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO, uH, dO IT,

♊️ twinarmageddons

oh my fuckiing god 2ome people are actual iidiiot2

#ii mean come on you actually beliieved that

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♑️ terminallycapricious

wAsSuP mOtHeRfUcKeRs???

#HoNk

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♌️ arseniccatnip reblogged

♌️ arseniccatnip

:33 < hiii!!!

:33 < my name is nepeta leijon, and this is my furst post!

:33 < i like shipping, and rolepurrlaying, and hunting

:33 < i have troll pawtism, so i might not be the best at understanding things. sorry if i get confused!

:33 < i also do art, and my commissions are open! purrlease don't ask me to draw trolls pailing, i'm only 6

:33 < bye! :33

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO PUT YOUR FULL NAME IN YOUR PINNED POST.

DON'T YOU KNOW THE FIRST RULE OF GRUMBLR IS NEVER USE YOUR REAL NAME, YOU IDIOTIC EXCUSE FOR A PERSON.

♒️ caligulasaquarium Follow

wwhy is your text grey

♋️ carcinogeneticist

I DON'T KNOW, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE, FISH FACE.

🤡 i-say-honk Follow

hOnK!

♋️ carcinogeneticist

FUCK OFF, TC, WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU.

THIS STUPID "GIMMICK BLOG" ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.

♌️ arseniccatnip

:33 < @carcinogeneticist @caligulasaquarium @i-say-honk kill yourselves

#:33 < :33

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♈️ apocalypsearisen Follow

im dead n0w

♍️ grimauxiliatrix

Mood

#Honestly I Cant Believe I Made It Through This Week Alone

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♋️ carcinogeneticist reblogged

👻 ectobiologist Follow

hi! how do i use this app?

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HUMAN ALERT.

@human-alarm

👤 human-alarm Follow

BEEP

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♐️ centaurstesticle Follow

D -> The day we stop valuing horses is the day society collapses

♐️ centaurstesticle

D -> @cuttlefishculler Perhaps I do share some interests with the protagonist of the new popular movie starring Troll Ryan Gosling

D -> If anything that would be a compliment

D -> Not that that's something a f001 such as yourself would understand

♓️ cuttlefishculler Follow

)(-EY, I was just joking around. No need to start being c-rude!!! 380

♏️ arachnidsgrip Follow

Protagonist!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What movie did you watch? 8ecause 8ar8ie is defin8ly the hero of the one I saw, hooves-for-8rains.

♈️ apocalypsearisen Follow

i liked the 0ne with the b0mb m0re

♒️ caligulasaquarium Follow

rustblood, opinion disregarded

♋️ carcinogeneticist

BLATANT HEMOPHOBIA ASSIDE, ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE OP'S URL?

♊️ twinarmageddons

forget that, cc ii2 the ACTUAL HEIIRE22

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HOLY SHIT, WHO CARES.

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♏️ arachnidsgrip

You know, I think the murders were good for me.

♎️ gallowscalibrator Follow

VR1SK4, YOU K1LL3D 31GHTY-31GHT P3OPL3.

♏️ arachnidsgrip

Yeah, 8ut I'm over it now. It doesn't effect me anymore.

#I've moved on.

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💽 turntechgodhead Follow

man i cant believe troll steve jobs died of ligma

♉️ adiostoreador

wHO, uM, wHO'S TROLL STEVE JOBS?

[aj-jesterdude]

ok i need to fucking talk about the hsbc upd8. holy shit. so good. but i wanna focus on our new friends, gavageCunctation and their crew. So first thing I noticed was that all of them have the same two-letter combinations that the trolls did. gavageCunctation [GC] -> gallowsCalibrator is also [GC]. they also mention an AA (Aradia's was apocalypseArisen) and a TC (Gamzee's was terminallyCapricious). So what's the deal with that? I've got no clue. Maybe Ult!Dirk threw that in for me specifically to puzzle out. Now what does gavageCunctation actually...mean? Gavage is "the administration of food or drugs by force, especially to an animal, typically through a tube leading down the throat to the stomach." Cunctation is to hestitate or delay. So...delaying forced eating/forced intoxication? Perhaps this relates to the way they're hesitant on playing the game. Cunctation could also tie into their quirk. Speaking of their quirk! It's a bomb! the "o" is the bomb, the dashes are the fuse, and the * is the spark. They use it to switch tones, bouncing between a nonchalant carefree sort of vibe to a more serious, "Doomer 8ullshit" one. It runs out right at the end of the conversation, and their computer explodes, so maybe it's a way to track an actual bomb in their room? They mention this being a common occurance:

GC: mine was alright, almost got my stupid ass blown to the high hells as per usual but not much other than that...

GC: haha that would be devastating right? GC: and it could happen so easily.

GC: o-------*

GC: a petrifying thought...

GC: o------*

GC: yet i still stay up to my buccal mass in volatile materials.

GC: it's a real addiction haha...

They also do it with their parentheses! (like so!)---* Really neat quirk!!! Now onto AA and TC. We have very little to go on with them. AA is described as an oracle, but also *not* an oracle. Seemingly magic, and a manipulative meddler fussy type. Odds are she's Rose's species, that sounds very Rose. I think GC might be a Satyr. AA is oddly insistent on playing the game, it seems... TC we have even less. All we know is that this SBURB session is described as "TC's game". Maybe they're the one who compiled the code like Sollux did? That's all we got for now and just. I'm over the moon. New species...finally...anyways thanks for reading this I guess

[thewertsearch]

FUTURE terminallyCapricious [FTC] 0:42:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo. […] FTC: HEY BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRIEND. FTC: what all seems to be the motherfuckin problem? :o) […] CCG: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD FTC: i'm in your future, best friend. FTC: I KNOW WHERE YOU MOTHERFUCKING ARE. FTC: and what you'll motherfuckin do. […] FTC: and also. […] FTC: i'm all about to be meeting up some friends. :o) […] FTC: i wonder if you can all be at with me in time and make me get my reconsider on?

... is it just me, or does it kind of sound like Gamzee's asking for help here?

Instead of directly threatening his friend, he's asking if Karkat will help him 'reconsider' - almost as though there's a piece of him that doesn't want to be trapped in a murderous rage, and it's trying to make itself heard.

Do I spot some ominous purple text in the corner?

I do.

Well, Terezi isn’t the worst person for Gamzee to run into on his rampage. A Seer like her will immediately understand that he's snapped - and she's no slouch in the combat department, either, so I don't think she'll be easy pickings.

Things might get dicey, however, if Gamzee pulls out the power he used against the Black King. We have no idea what that even looks like - but Terezi does, so she at least shouldn't be blindsided by it.

Anyway, what does our resident detective make of the dearly departed Tavros?

Before the full investigation is underway, a legislacerator will always have a chief suspect in mind. The one she will hold guilty until proven otherwise, a process customarily taking place after the execution.

That sounds about right for the Alternian ‘justice’ system. I’d ask what happens if a suspect is proven innocent after their execution, but that presupposes that Alternia even has a concept of 'proving someone innocent'.

In any case, a stopped clock is still right twice a day, and Terezi's corrupt methods have lead her to the correct culprit. What's her next move?

Above, you detect faint traces of what you reckon to be special stardust, such as the kind left behind by the flapping wings of a mischievous fairy.

I knew Terezi’s sense of smell was impressive, but I didn’t think she could go full bloodhound. She really is the most well-equipped troll for this new, more dangerous Veil.

And not far from that, you detect bright trails of white light. It smells... hopeful.

All three killers are in the vicinity, then.

... look at me, already calling Gamzee a killer. To our knowledge, he hasn't harmed anyone thus far - but I'm fully convinced he intends to, based purely on the strength of his most recent Pesterlogs.

The writing there was genuinely impressive. In just a few dozen lines, Hussie has completely sold me on the idea that the funny meme clown is dead fucking serious about violently murdering his friends.

[shoegazingmonad]

Oh wait. Tavros Crocker = TC = terminallyCapricious. How the hell didn't I get that earlier

[tenaciouschronicler]

March 17-18 2025 2010

Hi. Why does coming back from vacation leave you more exhausted than when you left??

Lots of taking between characters especially as Toreador and Grim seek advice on how to speak to their respective kid. While I dont see any specific connections, the four trolls we've met so far seem to have main trolling/assisting targets. We do find out Grim potenitally has a crush on Rose and that our last remaining roles, Knight of Time and Witch of Space, belong to Dave and Jade respectively.

Now, so far each troll has had a zodiac sign attributed to them and seeing as there is 12 of them its highly likely the others will take the remaining ones. So, Im going to put here my predictions based on their handle names plus the ones we already know. Starting with:

carcinoGeneticist - Cancer. Easy enough. Carcino, as @homestuckreplay noted comes from the greek word that can literally translate to crab.

adiosToreador - Taurus. Also pretty simple. Toreador refers to bullfighters which lines up with bull as the symbol.

gallowsCalibrator - Libra. The name is more abstract and less of a gimme. Concidering Libras symbol is the scales you can connect it with gallows as both can be seen as objects relating to the execution of justice.

grimAuxiliatrix - Virgo. Another abrstact one. Again, as @homestuckreplay noted, auxiliatrix is Latin for a female assistant while the symbol for Virgo is a maiden so both have a female figure

Now for the guesses:

arachnidsGrip - there are no zodiacs pertaining to spiders, however, Scorpios symbol, the scorpion, is also an arachnid so this is likely their zodiac.

twinArmegeddons - Gemini is represented by the twins Castor and Pollux making this thier likely zodiac.

caligulasAquarium - here its more on the spelling than anything with aquarium being close to Aquarius.

arsenicCatnip - here we have more just simple association as Leos symbol is the lion which is, at its core, a cat.

cuttlefishCuller - same as arsenicCatnip, just simply associating cuttlefish with Pisces whos symbol is the fish.

centaursTesticle - likely Sagittarius as it's symbol is a centaur archer

terminallyCapricious and apocalypseArisen - these two don't have anything that really jumps out and says Zodiac. Seeing as the remaining ones are Aries and Capricorn, its likely just word similarities, Arisen = Aries and Capricious = Capricorn.

Anyway, Ill make a post later delving more into our confirmed trolls and the zodiac implications though its already clear to me that their connections dont really have much to do with personality stereotypes.

[gavagecunctation]

someone in hs8c discord pointed this out so i just wanna put my guesses here. i think the flowers represent the delta kids

the purple flower on the left = gc (gorgeouscolor/gavagecunct8ion). ill take this to mean the lighter purple one 8c of their text color

aa and tc are 8oth gcs friends. originally i thought aa would 8e the pink flower to the right solely 8c of vi8es 8ut now i get the idea that one side could 8e the satyrs (right) and the other could 8e roses species. so theres three of each

ill guess that

lilac = gc purple = tc yellow = aa

purple 8c of gam8itch, terminallycapricious, and yellow partially 8y process of elimin8ion and also 8ecause the whole oracle-not-oracle thing reminds me of 8oth a seer and looking at the clouds on prospit. yellow. neat

then this side will 8e the satyrs. usernames currently unknown

[graviconscientia]

📣 GET ME!!!!! 📣

[your-fave-is-forklift-certified]

Gamzee Makara aka terminallyCapricious from Homestuck is Not Forklift Certified!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

--- CURRENT terminallyCapricious [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. ---

CTC: GuYs ThErE aRe 4 cOoKiEs LeFt On My PlAtE

CCA: gam did you mean to send that to someone else

CTC: No I mEaNt To PoSt It HeRe.

CCA: then please tell us wwhats so interestin about four cookies on a plate

CTC: ThEy TaStEd NiCe IdK

CCA: yea its still not vvery interestin tho bud

CTC: YoU'd Be InTeReStEd If YoU hAd ThEm :o)

CCA: chocolate chip cookies from a package? nah im good

CTC: ThEy TaStE nIcE

CCA: ok but that doesnt necessarily mean theyre interestin. wwe dont find them interestin at all

CTC: CoOkEyS tAsTy BiScItS :o)

CCG: ERIDAN, SHUT UP. IT'S CLEARLY GOING IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER. GAMZEE, LAY OFF THE DRUGS.

CTC: I'm JuSt EaTiNg CoOkIeS, bRoThEr

CCG: HEAD INJURY, THEN?

CTC: JuSt EaTiNg ThEsE mIrAcUlOuS fUcKiN' cOoKiEs!

CCG: HEAD INJURY IT IS. GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR.

CTC: YoU mAd OvEr CoOkIeS rIgHt NoW thOuGh BrO :o(

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

GUYS THEY UPPED THE NUMBER OF CHOICES IN POLLS

If you don't know anything about homestuck just pick whoever's name, trollhandle, or classpect title sounds coolest

[wild-fae-trickster]

I'm trying to set the clock for doing these daily, and the morning is usually when I have the most time, so it's time for the ultimate homestuck Chumhandle poll! In which you guys vote for the best Chumhandle in homestuck

Part 2: Gamzee vs Tavros