#The Lord of the Rings

[thranduilswifesblog]

Thranduil : "I'm just curious, do you think with our advanced healing, we could actually drink bleach?"

Celeborn : ....

Legolas : ...

Glorfindel : "well... There's only one way to find-"

Elrond, spraying them all with water : "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

[transhuman-priestess]

you know i'm thinking about how few teeth gollum has and like do you think frodo ever got a good sloppy bj from him

[electracution]

Arwen, 04.2024.

I dislike this piece with a burning passion. But I have no clue when I'll post next (I'll be quite busy this week), so I'm posting what I have.

Anyway, enjoy! I love you all and hope you have a good day.

[squidwujun]

I just finished Bg3 for the very first time and how do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand... there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep, that have taken hold.

[illustratus]

The Hill: Hobbiton-across-the Water by J.R.R. Tolkien

[autistook]

I am half asleep and started thinking about the Fellowship at the dentist, so:

WOULD THE FELLOWSHIP BE AFRAID OF GOING TO THE DENTIST?

Frodo: No. Goes to the dentist very rarely anyway, as his genes have blessed him with basically zero cavities.

Sam: A little nervous about it, but he goes there regardless. He has cavities, and Frodo convinces him to go. His hands sweat while he is in the chair, and he bows as a thank you before leaving the room.

Pippin: No. He goes there for fun, because he wants to try the laugh gas. Claims to have cavities more often than he actually does, just so he can take a handful of the candy offered for kids when he leaves.

Merry: No. He goes in, flirts with the receptionist, sits in the chair, and goes home.

Aragorn: No, but before he became King and he went there once, there was a shit ton of cavities and it took him like 3 appointments to take care of them all.

Gimli: Doesn't even go. Some of his teeth are probably some gold he struck in his mouth himself to resemble teeth.

Boromir: Terrified. Said "Gondor has no dentist, Gondor needs no dentist" so many times that he was dragged to the dentist (next to his house) by force. He acts all cool, but when he stands up from the chair, its just wet from his sweat.

Legolas: Doesn't need a dentist. Sometimes goes there to hold Boromir's hand and to look at all the equipment in amazement.

Gandalf: Doesnt need a dentist, but goes there from time to time just to sit down on the chair and talk to the dentist and the assistants for hours. He does this so often he has been banned from several places because 'he keeps wasting work time by endless talking'.

And as a bonus:

Bilbo: Passes out the second he sees the drill.

[lochiels]

ARWEN UNDÓMIEL | The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

[warrioreowynofrohan]

Had to look up the information on the Horn of Gondor.

From The Return of the King, “Minas Tirith”:

“I have recieved this,” said Denethor, and laying down his rod he lifted from his lap the thing that he had been gazing at. In each hand he held up one half of a great horn cloven through the middle: a wild-ox horn bound with silver.

“That is the horn that Boromir always wore!” cried Pippin.

“Verily,” said Denethor. “And in my turn I bore it, and so did each eldest son of our house, far back into the vanished years before thr failing of the kings, since Vorondil father of Mardil hunted the wild kine of Araw in the far fields of Rhûn.”

And then in Appendix A.I.ii, in a footnote on the steward “Vorondil the Hunter” (father of Mardil; Mardil was the first ruling Steward of Gondor):

The wild white kine that were still to be found near the Sea of Rhûn were said in legend to be descended from the Kine of Araw, the huntsman of the Valar, who alone of the Valar came often to Middle-earth in the Elder Days. Oromë is the High-elven form of his name.

[thranduilswifesblog]

Legolas : *heart broken because of Tauriel*

Thranduil : next time you feel butterflies in your stomach, chug a bottle of tequila and drown those motherfuckes. It's not worth your peace

[youcantrewind]

We finally got a trailer we finally got a trailer! Cozy Hobbit gaming here we come!

[thelegendofj]

I've genuinely got into Lord of the Rings a bunch more recently because JK shitforbrains r0wling was getting me so frustrated and angry that I needed an alternative- not that I'm into hp in the first place, but I still just... needed an alternative fantasy author and world to turn to to feel better, somehow.

And it made me realise how... at it's core, *nice* Tolkien's works really are? I get that they're dark and brutal etc., but at their heart they're all about good people coming together to help one another. There's just such a sincere niceness and decency and kindness in the face of such adversity in it which I can't quite fully put into words- other than that it feels to me like complete anathema to that *OTHER* fantasy author's crusade of hate.

I'm finding such comfort in that.

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

[mistbornthief]

in fucking tears rn

[funerealmind]

the way aragorn runs is so chaotic

[autistook]

Merry Brandybuck as text posts