#The Royal Family

[shy-and-reserved]

Kate Middleton Icons: Part 115/?

[bbglewis]

FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS

(Free Palestine 🇵🇸)

[useless-englandfacts]

Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:

• BBL

• facelift

• prepping for going on The Masked Singer

• growing out a bad fringe

• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)

• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)

• they’re getting a divorce

•induced coma

• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us

• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.

• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

I sincerely hope there isn’t anything serious going on with Kate Middelton mostly because everyone is being genuinely funny about it 😂

[givemegayplease]

I don't think we should crown Charles. I think we should have a hunger games style event with the whole royal family and whoever wins gets it.

[sadcowboyss]

A selection of some of my favourite tweets from today:

[bruciemilf]

John Mulaney... You know what to do...

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

I have no real connection to my Irish heritage but every time something bad happens to the royal family the 50% Irish in me jumps up and does a jig

[peridotic-table]

Scrolling through the King Charles III tag here is so funny cus it’s mostly memes shitting on the royal family and then every so often you’ll come across “hopes and prayers” stuff

[staffs-secret-blog]

Sans: 1, Royal Family: 0

[cheolism]

seeing middle-aged women online saying that kate middleton and the royals don’t own anyone an explanation is so weird. prefacing what i’m about to say by saying i’m against monarchies in the 21st century, but they do owe the british public an explanation. it is the british people who pay for her lifestyle. she is a figurehead for them. it’s like if joe biden got sick and was taking cancer treatment while being president; he would owe it to the american people to be forthcoming with this, because he is representing us. she is not just an individual, she is, first and foremost, a representative of the british as a whole, and she knew this when she married william. she gets to have a private life of course, but when it is the british public paying for her everything, she owes transparency. i think, also, the royal press handled the whole thing extremely badly and that’s why there’s such a hullabaloo regarding the situation.

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

Your reminder that the queen is not a sweet old lady who represents an oppressive institution. She’s also personally a bitch.

[useless-englandfacts]

i know it’s been a weird few days but come on

[skeleton-in-a-meat-suit]

I wonder which picture they'll use of Charles on the currency now.

I hope its this one

[theiconicmeghanmarkle]

King Charles III was heckled over taxpayers’ money during a visit to Cardiff Castle today.

"While we struggle to heat our homes we have to pay for your parade"

[ziggyplayedguitar96]

Okay but where the fuck is Kate Middleton like actually