#The Scranton Strangler

[yourfaveisthescrantonstrangler]

Chapa De Silva from Danger Force is The Scranton Strangler!

Requested by: @chapalike

[timegays]

Scranton pt.2

[hyydrang3a]

Omg guys look it's Arthur Lester

[lacking-hydration]

happy international women's day here's toby flenderson, who's been left by at least four women. SAD!

[davidwallacesgf]

plus it’s his outlet for dealing with michaels treatment toward him so makes sense 😭😭

also one thing i learned from criminal minds is that the suspects ki** people before getting to their intended target, in toby’s case, michael 🤷🏼‍♀️

LITERALLY LIKE IN THAT ONE EP WHERE THEY BOTH SAY THIS:

“you are the silent killer” - michael

“you’ll see” - toby

michael literally triggered toby into becoming a killer with all the mean shit he says to him like 😭😭😭 i feel kinda bad for toby

[the-office-imagines]

love this image of gabe why does he look so ominous

[toruandmidori]

Dwight Schrute / The Scranton Strangler wanted poster from The Office is now a t-shirt and is available to buy online here: 

THIS MAN IS A PERVERT

[sage-nebula]

Parks & Rec is a great show but I'll never be okay with how Jerry was treated.

[gaykarstaagforever]

If DashCon Two happens, I'm down for renting a party van that will take a bunch of weird nerds from Pennsylvania up there. Obviously it would have to be 18+ only, and I'd have to vet you so we don't wind up murdered by the Scranton Strangler. Which means I'd need real names and addresses.

But I might be the Scranton Strangler, so why would you volunteer that?

It's hard doing this in 2024. We were trusting fools ten years ago. Now we're all terrified of everyone, and for good reason.

Let's see if it actually happens first.

Plus I'm 42 and I'm not sure I want to be Tumblr's Gay Grandpa for 12 hours of driving.

[choomboy]

Turns out Sukuna is the Scranton Strangler. Case closed.

Edit: after an hour or so of posting this i was like wait! Did i JUST isekai the King of Curses?? And thats just crazy to me rn

[radiant-reid]

hii cate! how are you?

so, i saw that post abt cm and ghost whisperer and made me think about my two comfort shows: criminal minds and the office

that made me 100% sure that they can’t exist in the same universe bcs half of the people in the office would go to jail

but i think would be so funny y/n working at dunder mifflin and telling spencer things that happen at the office and he being “what the actual fuck is with this guys??? how is this legal???”

We did talk before about how Rossi could have been the Scranton strangler since he’s the zodiac

Sort of going off on a tangent I saw a tiktok of some scenes of mgg’s unauthorized documentaries and the caption and comments were talking about how it could be a scene from the office and I haven’t stopped thinking about it yet

imagine if CM had an episode that was shot like the office. I 100% think it would be Hotch who does Jim’s thing of looking at the camera when someone does some dumb shit and he’s thinking about the pile of HR reports. Which means Strauss has to be Toby because they all hate her but she has more power. Spencer, Emily, and Morgan have bigggg Jim and Dwight energy in their casual moments (mostly about their pranks rather than feud)

[rainbowcarousels]

Ten 'Once Daniel has returned to Trinity Gate' headcanons that no one asked for:

Trinity Gate is a matching Christmas pajamas household. You know you're truly considered a member of the family when you get a pair. Lestat eventually gets his in silk but the same design. Armand, once they've at least opened a dialogue because Marius is also important to Daniel, sends some to Marius and invites him because he's still family and they're trying to sort themselves out.

They don't always spend the day together. Daniel can get overstimulated and Louis is still an introvert, so sometimes they like to have their own space. Armand is the exception - given the choice, he never sleeps on his own. He knows he'll wake first and loves to be curled into someone else's arms. It helps remind him that whatever he dreamt, he's not alone anymore.

Armand braves the intense scents of Lush so Louis can have his variety of candles that aren't as artificial as the Bath & Bodyworks ones. Louis rarely buys them for himself, but when Armand notices he's low on one or feeling down, he likes to give them to him.

Daniel cannot figure out what to get people for their first holiday together until he decides on animal adoption and experience. It ends up being a hell of a family day out: Armand's red panda hangs off his arm and sticks out his tongue, much to his lovers delight. Sybelle is very excited to throw the bloody meat to her new lion friend and Benji laughs himself stupid as the Penguin fusses around him, curious about their companion for the evening. Louis reads to his giant turtle and for a while, everything becomes turtles for him: sweaters, candles, blankets, books, documentaries. Daniel ends up feeling pretty proud of his first attempt to do a 'family' gift.

The first time Daniel really struggles with the noises and intensity of New York, Louis pulls him into his room - a lot more muted than his own or Armand's by his own request - and lets him lay with the curtains on the four-poster Armand insisted drawn and reads aloud to give him something to focus on so he doesn't spiral. It marks a turning point in their individual relationship, that even if it's not inherently romantic, they do very clearly love each other and it's both their homes.

Louis is the first one to split his time between France and Trinity Gate. They all end up doing it just because they don't like being apart for that long and Lestat, being Lestat, also shows up at Trinity Gate half the time during the periods they make it back there. It's unofficial, this Lestat shaped addition to their ongoing relationship, because no one really talks about it. Daniel breaks the stalemate because this is the third time they've come back to TG and tried to squeeze into Armand's giant bed with him and he just says, "I think I've lost track of who's in a relationship and who isn't." Diagrams are drawn.

Daniel and Armand still get into early morning debates from time to time, much to the annoyance of anyone else who's decided Armand's bed is fair game save perhaps for Louis. It ranges from 'do souls exist' to 'is toby the Scranton strangler'. Louis got sucked into the one about whether Jessica Fletcher is a serial killer and had some very strong opinions on the matter.

Daniel manages to surprise everyone over breakfast by asking if he's dead. Louis informs him that yes, he's a vampire without looking up from his book but Daniel clarifies he means that he means in terms of his mortal identity, he has no idea if he's dead or not. Does he have a grave? Did he have a funeral? There's no way Armand wouldn't know, this is right up his friendly neighbourhood stalker street.

Louis walks in on what can only described as simulated oral sex, apologises and asks if he's left his book in there and retrieves it. He does ask later why two vampires would be interested in doing that, but Daniel says it's psychosomatic, Armand in his mouth, his hand scratching through his hair, it still makes him tremble all over and it works as foreplay before drinking. This leads to Louis trying it, but without the memories of doing it as a source of orgasmic pleasure as a mortal together, it doesn't really have the same effect. It's worth it to see Lestat's response when he asks to try it with him; deer in horny headlights is a good look for him.

Armand develops a deep seated love of the fake monster houses that pop up all over. He even decides to volunteer for one, having a great deal of fun playing a monster for the night in a way that makes some people run and others laugh. "You can take the vampire out of the theatre," Louis says, but he at least approves of raising money for charity. He's trying to move past seeing himself as damned, as a monster, but acknowledges Armand's relationship with being seen as one is far more complicated than his own and wants to support his endeavours.

[woodcries]

the only gripe i have with lisa fran.kenstein is how the masked killer on the loose who murdered her mom never comes into play again and now i have to come up with scranton strangler-esque theories about how the dad had to have done it

[thenocturnenarrator]

Oh GOD DAMN IT XDDDDDD

I walked right into that one lmaoooo

I do believe he is the Scranton strangler though

[nunleyart]

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[defensive-tactics]

LOL