#The frickin deadpan ''No I definitely don't love him'' cracks me up still

[royalarchivist]

Forever: Phil, it's so unpleasant to have you here-

Baghera: Oh, stop it guys. I know you love each other, I know.

Phil: Jones, I'm so sorry for his- I'm so sorry for his behavior. Um, he's-

Baghera: No, you love each other! I can see it.

Phil: No, I definitely don't love him.

Forever: Yeah you know, he- he- that's the worst kind of people, the ones that talk smooth, you see? People that talk pretty-

Baghera: Aw, you're cute. Both of you.

Phil: Jones. Do you want to know something terrible that's gonna- that's gonna make you not say he's cute anymore? Are you ready for this?

Baghera: Yeah, I'm ready?

Phil: He has an ex that looks like me.

Baghera: [GASPS]

Forever: Look look look what you are going to say, Philza!

Phil: And he's trying-

Forever: Take care with your word! Take care of your word! I'm tougher than you now, I can kill you Philza!

Phil: He was trying to make me sound like his ex.

Baghera: No, Forever Player! No, you can't do that, it's the worst! D: