I’m answering these because I’m bored and in study hall where I have no homework, questions from skylerwritestoomuchphansmut
1: How tall or short do you wish you were? 5′3″
2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) another dog
3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? the most depressing look i can achieve with really tight jeans
4: What was your favorite video game growing up? tekken 2 and frogger on the playstation 1, frogger on the atari, and mortal kombat on the nintendo
5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: sleeping, eating, and why i couldn’t be older so i could’ve graduated already
6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? warning: says too many swear words, extremely awkward and polite. approach at your own risk
7: What is your opinion on [insert thing here]? i love science sm it’s my fav subject tbh
8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] i don’t know, i’m too lazy to google these
9: Are you ticklish? extremely, sadly
10: Are you allergic to anything? no, but i have hayfever (so fun)
11: What’s your sexuality? the most extreme rainbow out there (i’m pansexual but i make gay jokes too often)
12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? Hot Chocolate (cocoa and hot chocolate are different things you can fight me on this)
13: Are you a cat or dog person? dog 100% but i like both, i’m just saying if i had to choose what to adopt one
14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? vampire
15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? subscribe to AmazingPhil on YouTube.
16: How tall are you? 5′7″ and a half
17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? My name is already Jesse but my birthname is way too feminine for my agender ass
18: How much do you weigh? i don’t know i lost a lot of weight recently bc i was sick and couldn’t eat
19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? yeah i guess
20: Do you like space or the ocean more? space!!!! (i’m sorry i’m an astronomy nerd)
21: Are you religious? i don’t think jesus would appreciate it if i was
22: Pet peeves? loud chewing, smacking gum (oh my god do not do this around me), chewing with your mouth open are the mains
23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? i already am nocturnal
24: Favorite constellation? too many to choose
25: Favorite star? i don’t really have favorite stars
26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? what
27: Any phobias or fears? hecking yes, the dark (depends on the situation though), tight spaces, crowds sometimes (again depends)
28: Do you think global warming is real? um yes??? the world will get warmer then fix itself and get colder?? the world will end with the icecaps melting then they will freeze???
29: Do you believe in reincarnation? not really
30: Favorite movie? holy heck!! i don’t know!! maybe return of the jedi
31: Do you get scared easily? nah
32: How many pets have you owned in your lifetime? 4
33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] YEET i’ll just rate my blog -10/10
34: What is a color that calms you? black or blue
35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? i would absolutely love to go to Key West again!!
36: Where were you born? in Mediapolis, Iowa (techincally west burlington but you know what)
37: What is your eye color? one eye is bluer and one eye is greener but technically blue
38: Introvert or extrovert? both i guess
39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? yes i love astrology but not horoscopes
40: Hugs or kisses? hugs!!!
41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? i would love to go see AmazingPhil who you should subscribe to on youtube
42: Who is someone you love deeply? my best friend and my dogs
43: Any piercings you want? 6 in each ear
44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? yes!
45: Do you smoke or have you ever done so? i don’t but i’ve tried a cigarette before (nasty dont do it)
46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! he’s tall-ish, has really beautiful hair, nice green eyes, this rlly cute face freckle thing, and he’s really funny
47: What is a sound you really hate? scratching nails against paper or a window
48: A sound you really love? piano and uke
49: Can you do a backflip? on a trampoline yeah but i haven’t ever tried on the floor
50: Can you do the splits? yepp
51: Favorite actor and/or actress? Jennifer Lawerence
52: Favorite movie? this was already asked but Return of The Jedi or The Revenge of the Sith
53: How are you feeling right now? Tired
54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? black or rlly dark brown
55: When did you feel happiest? when i am asleep
56: Something that calms you down? reading
57: Have any mental disorders? depression, social anxiety, and ADHD
58: What does your URL mean? the ocean is pretty and so is dan howell
59: What three words describe you the most? emo, nc-17 (inside joke), hungry
60: Do you believe in evolution? yeah
61: What makes you unfollow a blog? if they turn into a different fandom blog that i’m not in
62: What makes you follow a blog? i like their content
63: Favorite kind of person: funny and sarcastic and polite/nice
64: Favorite animal(s): dogs!!
65: Name three of your favorite blogs. @Amazingphil and idk the other two i’ll look later
66: Favorite emoticon: i don’t use them that often and i mainly only use like four
67: Favorite meme: spongebob
68: What is your MBTI personality type? oh man i don’t want to take another quiz
69: What is your star sign? Aquarius
70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? nope haven’t taught him that yet
71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? jeans, sweatshirt, and vans
72: Post a selfie or two? no thanks
73: Do you have platform shoes? platform heels, yeah
74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?
75: Can you do a front flip? yep
76: Do you like birds? yeah
77: Do you like to swim? yep, i do it competitively actually
78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? ice skating
79: Something you wish didn’t exist: homework
80: Some thing you wish did exist: the ability to drive golf carts in the street in my state
81: Piercings you have? zero
82: Something you really enjoy doing: reading
83: Favorite person to talk to: my best friend
84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? i don’t remember i’ve had it for the longest time
85: How many followers do you have? idk i can’t open another tumblr tab im on my school computer
86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? yep, i used to be a long distant runner in track
87: Do your socks always match? heck no
88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? yep
89: What are your birthstones? Amethyst
90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? hopefully a dog
91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? black rose (bc i’m emo af)
92: A store you hate? JUSTICE or abecrombie & fitch (oh lord)
93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? none but i drink like 200 hundread cups of mountain dew a day
94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? fly tf
95: Do you like to wear camo? who wears camo anymore you know besides rednecks
96: Winter or summer? Summer
97: How long can you hold your breath for? too long to be considered human
98: Least favorite person? everyone in my grade except for my best friends
99: Someone you look up to: adults bc they’re usually taller than me
100: A store you love? barnes and noble
101: Favorite type of shoes: vans or converse
102: Where do you live? some cornfield in iowa
103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? i don’t live in the correct family to be either of those, we eat hamburgers every friday and steak every sunday
104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? sapphire
105: Do you drink milk? yeah but i’m lactose intolerant
106: Do you like bugs? as long as they don’t attack me (except i always hate moths)
107: Do you like spiders? if they aren’t crawling on me
108: Something you get paranoid about? when i come home alone late at night and al the lights in my house are off
109: Can you draw: not well but yeahhh i’m a trashy artist
110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? “is that a thong on your bathroom floor?” it wasn’t, it was a bikini top
111: A question you hate being asked? “when’s your sex reassignment surgery?” no joke a kid asks me this everyday
112: Ever been bitten by a spider? yep
113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? heck yeah i do
114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? sunny
115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: i’d very much like to cuddle dan, his tummy chub is sososososo cute
116: Favorite cloud type: Stratus and Stratocumulus
117: What color do you wish the sky was? i like the current color
118: Do you have freckles? no but i wish i did
119: Favorite thing about a person: eyes or shoulders (idk why?? strong shoulders just wow) and dimples (if they have some) i love to poke peoples dimples sm
120: Fruits or vegetables? fruit
121: Something you want to do right now: go to the bathroom and eat cookies
122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? the night sky is gorgeous
123: Sweet or sour foods? both
124: Bright or dim lights? dim
125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? tf no, no matter how much i love harry potter, magic doesn’t exist
126: Something you hate about Tumblr: how much people steal pictures
127: Something you love about Tumblr: a way to express myself since i can’t in my house
128: What do you think about the least? what people think of my sexuality
129: What would you want written on your tombstone? “
130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? this kid in my class who won’t stop calling me dyke
131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? my hair
132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? yeah (even though they’re ugly af)
133: Computer or TV? yes
134: Do you like roller coasters? hECK YES if i get taken to a theme park for a date i am marrying that person right away
135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? nope
136: Are your ears lobed or attached? attached
137: Do you believe in karma? nope
138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? -10
139: What nicknames do you have/have had? jay, jj, dad, (and some stuff with my birthname)
140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? no
141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? yep
142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? bad in some situations, good in others
143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? i don’t know both ig
144: What makes you angry? school
145: How many languages do you speak fluently? one
146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? yes
147: Are you androgynous? yeahhh
148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: nothing
149: Favorite thing about your personality: my humor
150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person: dan, phil, and amandaschronicles
151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? ancient greece
152: Do you like BuzzFeed? i like the ladylike series
153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] n/a
154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? yes!
155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? no i like when they play with my hair
156: What embarrasses you? if you point me out in a crowd oh nelly
157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: i have social anxiety so a lot of things
158: Biggest lie you have ever told: idk
159: How many people are you following? 37
160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? idk a lot
161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? 1
162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? 92 (i just reblog everything i like)
163: Last time you cried and why: last night, my mom was trying to force me to take a 14 hour class that i didn’t want to do and i got so frustrated i cried
164: Do you have long or short hair? short
165: Longest your hair has ever been: to the bottom of my ribs when it was straight
166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? dislike because i don’t believe jesus or god exist
167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? yeah i’m a science nerd as i said
168: Do you like to wear makeup? god no
169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? yeah
170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? yes mom
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