#Theo be mad

[delicioushottubpeanut]

Y'know when you start liking a dilf and see all these edits and then become jealous because they have liked them longer than you

[stelly38]

I'll go with 'Tuxies I'd Love to Cuddle' for $100, Alex. Just my favorites.

[joocomics]

so.. you did dom!theo headcanons. now the people need sub!theo headcanons ofc ☺️☝🏻

- im people, sunnyyangie

sub!theo is really vocal about his needs… he whines at your ear with arms tightly wrapped around your body from behind so you can feel how hard he is for you as he talks on and on about how badly he needs you to please him. he shamelessly rubs his boner against your ass, and is ready to slouch on the floor right there and then so you can sink on his cock, riding him till he can’t form a sentence

he often has his bratty moments not gonna lie, mostly when he’s really horny (telling you that he’s gonna do it himself if you don’t make him cum or refusing to admit that he loves being a sub), but after you scold him properly he quickly learns to know his place

sub!theo loves receiving oral and handjobs and they turn him very babbly which he usually isn’t when he’s dominant. he’s addicted to the way you play with his cock and the sloppier and playful you are with it the better. he cannot shut up about how amazing you are even if he wanted, and with each orgasm you get out of him he turns more and more into a broken record; “love it”, “more”, “please gimme more” all of that but multiplied

i say ‘with each orgasm’, because i feel like he secretly likes to tests his own limits sometimes. he enjoys falling apart when it’s for you, and he has fun seeing how many times you can make him cum. he doesn’t mind the pain and the tears, all that matters is that he’s entertaining you with his overwhelming multiple orgasms that keep on going till he physically can’t do it anymore

sub!theo loves being praised, but also degraded. especially when it comes to his cock and the way he performs in bed. he gets so turned on when you tease him about his pretty cock that he doesn’t know how to use well; telling him that from now on you’re gonna tie him up so you can get off with it yourself. but he’s the happiest when you praise him, compliment him for how good he is, how handsome he looks all fucked out in your bed. it really boosts his ego when he sees how much you love toying with him because of the pure adoration you have for him - he literally gets off on how obsessed you are with him

he loves it when you cover his whole body in love marks, lipstick stains while reminding him that he’s yours and yours only. he doesn’t mind the moments when you get a bit possessive, it’s actually the opposite. he loves it when you also take intimate pictures and videos of him cause he knows what you’re gonna use them for in the future…

[theosconfessions]

if youd like to read the stephens from the beginning you can over here:)

if youd like to read the stephens continued you can over here:)

@ohsosims

dustin- im sorry, what?

river- blake and i eloped last night.i just didnt know how to tell you until now i guess? its not that i didnt want you there..its just that we got so..i dont know.. wrapped up . i mean you get it. you guys did the same thing

dustin- we did the same thing? daddy and i are ADULTS

river- so am i ?

dustin- no youre..what we did was different

theo- it wasnt

river- see? look im sorry it wasnt a big thing. we just wanted it to be us and nellie .. it kinda caught me by surprise

theo- no shit

dustin-[takes a deep breath] marriage is a HUGE deal

river- i know thats why we did it. i mean we literally just had that talk about not wasting time. so we're not wastng time?

dustin- thats not what i meant when i said that. i just meant...[sighs] im afraid that blakes going to break your heart..thats all

river- but he wouldnt do that to me

dustin- but he would. i see him at the bar, riv.

theo- look im all on team blake here and giving him a chance. but thats SUPER fucking quick man. like marlee quick and you seen how that ended up .

river- but its alo you guys quick and i see how that ended up .

dustin and theo pause and look at eachother

theo- okay yeah well .congrats kid

river- congrats kid?

theo- yeah congrats kid

river- really? so you guys are okay with... all of it?

theo- well we love you..and if youre happy..then we cant give you too hard of a time about it seriously. right dusty ? being that riv is a whole adult and everything ?

dustin- yeah i just .worry and

river- aaahh amazing! i cant wait to tell blake how well this went. listen please dont be mad over there not being a wedding. maybe when wer'e making more money than just blakes record store paycheck we'll have one.

dustin- thats not why we're mad

theo- dusty

river- okay well great. this is..great. ill go tell blake. hey maybe we can have like a celebration dinner or something right?

theo- sure kid

dustin- this is going to be a disaster

theo- even if it is ..its his disaster to make . you gotta loosen the reigns a little man. maybe blake will surprise you

[pizzarink]

Hey, roller rink!Noise? You too, roller rink!Peppino!

have you guys heard of this dude called...

The D O I S E ?

[theostrophywife]

he's so boyfriend are you joking?!!!

[pansexual-puppy-pack]

theo's look back in 6x15 pressure test was actually sickening

[lloydfrontera]

in a better timeline where theo is actually a character and not just a plot device he and rakiel develop this weird and confusing dynamic where rakiel is still very clearly theo's older brother except for those moments where his inner ahjussi comes out and he parents theo more than his father ever did and he slowly starts taking asterion's place as theo's father figure.

neither of them really notice because 1) lee han was an only child and he's not really that aware of what is or isn't normal sibling behavior and he doesn't really care either he just sees theo craving approval and being lowkey passively suicidal and goes "is anyone gonna take care of that" and then doesn't wait for an answer before doing it himself and 2) because theo has been neglected his entire life and doesn't recognize what rakiel is doing as 'parenting' because, well, asterion never did that with him so his first experience with that kind of care and treatment is from rakiel so he automatically files it as 'hyung behavior'. so none of them actually realize when their dynamic blurs the line between siblings and parent-child.

but asterion does. just... way too late. when he's already lost his chance with not one, but both of his children. when one son is forever out of his reach and the other has filled what should've been his place with someone else. only then does he realize what his neglect and putting his title as emperor above that of father has cost him. when there's nothing he can do about it.

he wanted his sons to grow up without needing him. and they did. they don't need him anymore. and he didn't realize how terrible of a thing that was until it was far too late to fix it.

[alicelufenia]

Finally got a chance to hear EA Wyll.

God DAMN everyone is right, we were robbed

RIP EA Wyll you would have loved Release Minthara. They'd have a friendly rivalry over who's the funniest person in camp, I just know it.

[sweetlullabyebye]

Every day I wake up and remember Liam Dunbar was underdevelopped by the showrunners

[khawlat]

I wanted you dead.

[outcastpack]

[geryone]

Holidays are designed to make you annoyed with your immediate family

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Lesbian Eloise is great but have we considered aroace Eloise

[theosconfessions]

some more date night shots ;) i think dustins getting a little pent up so hes a little more exhibitiony than usual ;)

@ohsosims

[jophinabean]

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