#They're So Smart

[royalarchivist]

Pac and Mike somehow figured out a way to get back into the Nether.

[transvampireboyfriend]

they are literally trans.

[artnewvielle]

Rats!!

[thetrashthatsmilesback]

Dan and Phil should adopt guinea pigs. 1) i know for a fact Dan would get SO into c&c cage building based on how he was with Norman, their piggies would be treated like kings 2) they could raise awareness on their huge platform that you should adopt cavies through shelters, and that yes adopt don't shop does apply to small animals as well

[galaxysharks]

HC: maddox and jet have a few nicks and burns on their fingers/hands from learning to cook, maddox having more ofc

Group sleepovers have made it abundantly clear that the siblings just.....don't use utensils when cooking all that often.

Maddox makes a grilled cheese by picking it up and flipping it.

Jet grates cheese with his fingers.

They remember what oven mitts are about 40% of the time, they just use a spare towel most the time. They get burnt every time they forget to make sure the towel is dry.

[grrlmusic]

EASYFUN - ACOUSTIC

[earanie]

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[she-is-ovarit]

I love when you glance at a cat and it gives you a little "bbbrrrt?" with an upnod.

[donninja05]

I'm pretty sure my parrot just tapped on the plastic holding their food dispenser to ask for food because it was empty.

[ffcrazy15]

There's this way of doing female-ness in Christianity that I call "pastel flower journal Christianity." I've got nothing against pastel flower journals per se, but for some reason people believe it's the end all and be all of female spirituality, and I think it's a real disservice towards young Christian women.

One of these days I'd like to start a prayer-and-reading group or something for young women, but there would be no floral themes or over-focus on how "God thinks you're beautiful even if the world doesn't" (a true statement, but it's wayyyyy too often the focus in women's spiritual reading). Instead we would be reading:

Seneca's Letters from a Stoic

Frankl's Man's Search for Meaning

Sheed's A Map of Life

Portions of Pieper's book on leisure

Kreeft's Three Philosophies of Life

Guardini's The Lord (or something similar)

Therese's Story of a Soul

and some select portions of the Nicomachean Ethics.

(Also they're all getting the porn talk. I don't know why we give the porn talk to young men but not young women. There's this idea that women don't use porn and they only need the talk about "guarding their heart." Bullshit. There's porn on the YA shelves of Barnes and Nobles and before that there were bodice rippers. Young women need the porn talk too.)

Every young woman needs to be getting a basic grounding in virtue ethics, logic, natural law, scholastic philosophy and Biblical hermeneutics if they're going to get by in today's spiritual landscape. Enough faffery and emotionalism in young women's spiritual education! Give them real food to chew on, not pasty sentimentalism!

[bigassbowlingballhead]

I have my new desk set up, right.

Well, with my old set up, my cat would jump up on my bed, walk across the window sill, walk over my keyboard and THEN finally get into my lap

The new set up has my desk  my desk is perpendicular to the window. So she still jumps up on the bed, over the sill, then tries to get to my desk but gets stuck since she can’t get to me from there. 

she’s acting like I’m so mean for changing things up on her, but she’ll figure it out. She’ll soon discover she can actually go under the desk for quicker access to my lap.

[gorjee-art]

the ravens know....

[orionchildofhades]

Andrew Minyard, Literature Major ("Hell hath no fury" , "Jean Valjean") getting a PhD just to piss off Aaron so they're both Dr. Minyard is just--

[jichanxo]

okay i know they went to university basically never because plot, but i'm forever amused by the idea of strangers seeing these two together and being baffled/wildly wrong about them

[krysmcscience]

Saw this post and couldn't resist because,

1.) @tesscourtes' human!Bill is a lil cutie-patootie menace that I very badly wanted to draw, and,

2.) I have a - M I G H T Y - N E E D - for any version of human!Bill to find any way he possibly can to annoy Ford a whole lot :D

Also, 3.) I like to headcanon that Bill's knowledge in The Sciences is mostly limited to 'Ways I Can Make A Really Cool Doomsday Portal', and everything else he knows is just a slapdash mix of the stuff he remembers from whatever schooling he went through on Euclydia, a whole awful lot of lucky guesses (which he WILL gaslight you about if you tell him he's wrong), and - naturally - conning all the rest of the answers he needs out of any more educated saps who are unfortunate enough to be around him at the time (answers which he will then proceed to take credit for), so as far as I'm concerned, this "outfit" is perfect for him.

Ignore the shitty backgrounds, I am sick to death of doing backgrounds, I just want to draw goofy shenanigans, okay???

[theannoyeddragon82]

wow these bitches are really fucking gay