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masquenoire · 1 year

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no but roman being so used to mary and how she operates that he's the one person she hasn't yet managed to pickpocket successfully, he ALWAYS catches her and it makes her so feral asklaldka

WOULD HE EVER!!! I'm so sorry for the late reply but this headcanon right here?? It's perfect and absolutely true, Mary being such a conniving little shit who can pickpocket just about anyone EXCEPT him. He knows what you're like, Mary. Go ahead and flutter those baby blue peepers all you want, you ain't getting shit from him. Bet it would be a fun little game between them though, keeping each other on their toes so to say.

#babydxhl #💀 || headcanons #Okay but?????#This is as perfect as it is hilarious #Mary being so fucking feral bc she got SO close this time but NOPE #Caught again and he's like girl pls #You taught ME how to pickpocket I've seen you do it from the beginning bitch #Back when we were both the same height and shit #These two being absolute menaces as kids #And people just couldn't believe it bc they looked so innocent #Good little girls #Until they weren't any longer #Roman would be a dick and let her think she's almost won then grabs her like the asshole he is #So sorry this was late again but I swear every time I looked at this I kept fucking laughing #Mary and Roman shenanighans are the best <3

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fanaticalthings · 3 months

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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect #and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this #gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire #the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao #the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID #social media au #the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok #bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform #batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad #bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #lex luthor #stephanie brown #batfamily #damian wayne #tim drake #batkids #batfam #batbros #batman #dc comics #incorrect quotes #crack #i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded #texts #fanatical posting

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deadlyhuggles6 · 7 months

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i think the thing i love about Skizz in season ten the most is- so you know those jokes like "oh they should have one normal person competing in each sport at the olympic to show what a normal person can do"

skizz is the single normal person on this olympic server and the hermits are so concerned for him. like. nothing skizz is doing is That out of the ordinary for a regular builder hermit- but skizz isn't so the other hermits are extra aware of his limits.

from skizz's episode 3: grian: have you made this in creative at all Skizz: no i dont do stuff like that :D *worried grian silence*

Gem: it's a great idea! just dont burnout making giant things!

he's having such a great time with it but the hermits are so worried about him trying to keep up with them. i think its cute and it really shows just how aware the hermits are of how far from Normal this server is, which is hard for us, the viewers, to keep track of since we dont have non-hermits to compare the hermits against. and now we do and i love him so much

#skizzleman #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s10 #genuinely skizz was such a good addition #he's so fun and i think the ongoing bit of his shoulder tango is hilarious #but he's just a perfect example of an almost normal person compared to these master builders

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months

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Danse Macabre

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#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #marcille donato #winged lion #better drawn mdzs #<- art tag I really need to change.#Turns out the secret to drawing better was having someone offer you money to draw.#I jest. I just had a blast with this prompt and I seriously appreciate the commissioner for letting me have the chance to push myself.#And for giving me permission to post! Hi! If you're seeing this: thank you again!#Let me be clear: no I don't quite know where this came from. It just happened. My chakras unblocked for a few hours.#You too can unblock my chakras with money and commission me to draw cool art B*)#We are so far off from when this is relevant so this one is really just for the manga readers. *****Spoiler notes ahead:#So...As someone who read dungeon meshi monthly for many years....I admit to not seeing Marcille becoming the dungeon lord coming #Hilarious too; re-reading and watching the show made me realize that this outcome is pretty strongly foreshadowed.#Ryoko Kui distracts you by putting the focus on Laios being the 'one to break the curse' but nope!#This was the culmination of her goals and desires.#And - for those who did not have to suffer as us monthly readers did:#YES. WE NEARLY ALL THOUGHT THAT MARCILLE HAD TO DIE.#The last 20 or so chapters were a constant spiral of: 'Oh this story isn't going to have a happy ending is it?'#She just keeps losing herself! The winged lion plays her like a puppet and she is his perfect doll! So full of conviction!

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vynnyal · 2 months

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I've been having a delightful time stumbling over my emojis being used in random servers, so here's more

#It's seriously so funny to see an emote of mine in random conversation from a private server #emojis #art #rain world #Some people went even farther and apparently started using other art of mine as emotes #Which is fine but absolutely buck wild to stumble over #Since some of the art they chose is literally wip versions of my current pfp #??? Sure I guess 😂#rw survivor #rw monk #rw saint #spearmaster #Most of these were requests. The rest were just the emojis I use the most turned into scugs lol #You get to decide which was which lmfaoooo #Also here's some lore: a while back I made 'hunterwheeze'#and the bit was everyone liked it so much they wanted it in the server #So I said bet and threw a bunch of emotes to the staff to hear their thoughts #And way more than I thought got added!#Except for hunterwheeze 🤣🤣🤣#Instead they chose a super edited screenshot of some animation frame I made a few months ago I added last minute for giggles #Which I was DELIGHTED by. It's perfect #Also the only instance of the emote since it's technically not on this blog 😉 not transparent anyway #Oh and here's my favorite 'wild' emotes I've found:#1) that person that dmed me to reveal there was an animated emote for every variation of rivulets face I made that one time #(I was not allowed to join the server)#2) discovering an emote has been in use for months in a server swathed in drama and in the throes of being orchestized from the community #3) that one nightcat-saint emote appearing on a random server announcement (it's so niche I was astounded anyone used it lmfao)#Most sightings are totally benign but these were just hilarious

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bloomyblemy · 25 days

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Ok what if…

what if the demons thought that lbh’s a husband snatcher?

listen ok so I’m pretty sure the demons know that LBH’s keeping a dead body in his room BUT they also know that the war god is fighting for said body right?

now I find it funny if they think that LBH just took LQG’s dead husband and the war god is trying to get him back.

there are opposing sides to this one on LQG’s (‘he literally stole the dead body of his husband!) vs LBH’s (‘ maybe THE WAR GOD killed his husband how could you know?!’)

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puppetmaster13u · 8 months

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Prompt 219

Ellie would like it to be known that she didn’t do this on purpose. But what was she supposed to do when she found another clone? Not grab him before he could be brainwashed for evil? He’s a baby! Okay not literally, but as the older clone, she declares him baby!

Hey Danny, do you want a son? She found him in a whale! Yeah? Sweet, new tiny stabby brother!

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Danny finds Damian’s clone Heretic #Heretic is twice as stabby as Damian #Danny names him Hektor and finds his stabbing adorable #Jordan finds him HILARIOUS #Talia is panicking slightly because Where Is Her Perfect Clone Son #It would be utterly hilarious if Danny looks like a younger Bruce or Dick #To the bats it looks like a family of clones lmao #Danny is just tryin to finish med school without his kids murdering someone #Hilariously they’re not even in Gotham during all this #Danny IS an adult in this lol

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 4 months

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#i'm ecstatic they put this interview up finally #cause its fricken fantastic #and hilarious #and perfect #polin #penelope featherington #penelope x colin #colin x penelope #colin bridgerton #love #luke newton #nicola coughlan #bridgerton

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allthingsobrien · 10 months

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i can't stop laughing at linda screaming "he's dead! go away, he’s dead!"

#linda belcher #bob belcher #bob's burgers #this scene is hilarious #linda makes me laugh so much #she is the love of my life #these two are the perfect couple #need me a ride or die like linda #couple goals #i love this show so much #it's the funniest thing ever #i'm so glad i got into this show #video #text post

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tagetto · 5 days

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"TURBO" - The horror of 1987!!!

idk coming year 2002 or something directed by Michael Bay to ensure the crash scene has lots of explosions and that turbo's kart is a transformer.

anyways this thing was loads of fun to do, not something I usually make by any means but @/randomalistic's incredible analysis video inspired this piece weeks ago, I had the most vivid image of this Turbo in my mind based on the way they described him and HAD to get it down on paper. I originally was concepting FNaF designs and had some YouTube videos on for background noise but this video had me HOOKED, I opened a blank canvas and here this thing came lmfao.

TW HORROR, EYESTRAIN & BLOOD!!!

wip/alternate pics.

BONUS TEST VRCHAT CLIP SINCE YALL LIKED THE LAST (turbo avi will be release soon btw, i wanna make some twins toggles for him and hue sliders for OCs + fix the visemes. im using face tracking & gestures in this clip so it looks like poop rn) 😭 TW SCREAMING AGAIN!!

okay bye tumblr im so sorry for the wall of text, etc.

#its not perfect by any means but i wanted to get it done as i have a habit of starting and not finishing things #turbo #wreck it ralph turbo #turbo wreck it ralph #wir #wreck it ralph #turbo wir #turbotastic #turbotime #also ty yall for the absolutely hilarious comments and reblogs on the vrchat video and kind words in general means a lot #tagetto 2d art arc ig #next painting coming 2047 im never doing this again what the flip

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topaz-carbuncle · 6 months

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Don't forget to give the captain some special boops today as well

#levi ackerman #captain levi #levi aot #shingeki no kyojin #aot #attack on titan #ive been wanting to post this for a while now but would always forget #so this is the perfect time!#this caption is going to be hilariously out of context in a few weeks when we've all forgotten the april fools feature

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gentlebeard · 7 months

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If I could hold you for a minute, Darling, I’d go through it again

For @edsbacktattoo & @stedesearring 💕 Show: Our Flag Means Death - Season 1 & 2 Music: Francesca by Hozier YouTube

#ofmd #our flag means death #gentlebeard #stede bonnet #edward teach #ofmdedit #ofmdaily #ofmd source #ofmd fanvid #ofmd s2 #ofmd edit #blackbonnet #ella’s edit #HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMS ❤️#AND A BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAITLIN ❤️#i'm killing two (impossible) birds with one stone by dedictating this video to both of you absolute angels!!#jams i love you so much. you're so incredibly talented and hilarious and kind and amazing. i'm so grateful for you.#if you didn't live halfway around the world i would come over and give you the biggest and warmest hug #thank you for letting me scream in your dms all the time. whether it's about our pirate boys or your writing or cancellation hell™️#and just THANK YOU for being such a wonderful presence in my life #oh and kaitlin. lovely sweet kind kaitlin. the one we all love to call a human ray of sunshine because you're just THAT lovely #your little yellow hearts in the tags brighten my day every time i see them. whenever i talk to you you're just so sweet #thanks for every single lovely word. for every music rec. for every sweet message or ask. what a gift you are. ily!!!#speaking of gifts: i couldn't think of a more perfect song for the two of you than francesca #so i hope you like my little creation that i've put together. once again shoutout to #evil gang 😈

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notanartificialintelligence · 18 days

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Jimmy, imposter, after getting Grian ejected (he gets voted out immediately after)

#i love among us #Jimmy is a perfect mix of cracked and washed up this stream its hilarious #im watching the vod btw #hermitcraft #+jimmy #grian #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #al post #mongus

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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Bare skin, bare feelings.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #blood #Imagine coming off as homophobic to your crush so bad he weaponizes a strip tease against you.#LWJ is just having a storm of bad emotions. His tummy hurt real bad and he was just trying to be brave about it!#WWX is just trying to be a good bro and heal his friendcrush. It worked but not for the reasons he thinks it did.#LWJ's shyness is also hilarious here considering they have bathed together before. Literally nothing there he hasn't seen before.#Granted it was a few years back and before he was left to stew in his feelings.#LWJ is more focused on his pride than being responsible and reasonable (getting is wounds treated).#His arc really is about accepting that he can't be perfect. That there is importance in being honest and vulnerable.#The tragedy is that he realizes this way too late.#Pride is the worst sin because it destroys your ability to protect anything other than the smallest crown in the world.#When everyone is gone and you are left alone - was it worth it to feel safe and protected from showing your flaws?#Control over oneself is in conflict with connection to others. You cannot pick both.#Hanguang-jun appears to us as a 'perfect guy' but the truth is that he is the version of LWJ who is done with *needing* that validation.#And this time - He can properly reach out to those he wants to be close with.

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paperglader · 28 days

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watching ep 104, listening to laudna talk about Whitestone festivals and crops, and watching Imogen just look at her so smitten… I can’t help but feel like it’s funny that they got roped into this whole god eater thing, cause they really are the most build-for-domestic-life motherfuckers I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Like tell me that you cannot see it in Imogen’s eyes how badly she just wants to elope with this woman on a little farm where they can raise horses and garden and have small little quiet lives in a place that doesn’t suck like gelvaan and where they can get their peace but also get to enjoy the little things in life??? And she looks this way anytime laudna like breathes.

Meanwhile they have to go off and try to kill a god and maybe die in the process or whatever

#they are made for quiet afternoons in the sun NOT KILLING GODS #I’ll say it a million times #girlie just want to live her stardew valley co-op fantasy with laudna and Ludinus is just fucking shit up man #let them be the weird farmers in their spooky perfect little town #no but actually the place where imodna ends up settling down on is actually a Roman Empire of mine cause it has to be perfect #so many options #c3 really is just hilarious cause what are these sapphics doing on this doomed team of chucklefucks trying to save the world #imodna #imogen temult #laudna #southern gothic #critical role

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themostfuniveverhad · 2 months

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forcing dan to watch tiktok likes until he admits he loves it

#dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #dan howell #phil lester #danandphilgames #phan #mine #listen other people are going to gif this and they're going to do it better #but this was hilarious and a perfect little moment to test some gif logistics stuff i've been wanting to try so here u go <3

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