#Twisted Wonderland Malleus

[random-twst-things]

Part 2 of this!

*After the interview, it was cut short*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Mal?

Malleus: ...yes?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: HOW?! how is it that we're even married?

Malleus: Well-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: We haven't even dated each other?!

Malleus: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Look, it's not that I mind, really but-

Malleus: Really? ☺️

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Not the point Mal! How did this even happen? And for an entire year?!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turns to Mal: Mind explaining?

Malleus: Well, you were the one to court me

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...Me?

Malleus: Yes, do you remember around a year ago the time you gifted me a new tamagotchi, coupled with a pretty rock with a small card saying "love you"?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yes? It was a while ago, but yea

Malleus: Well, I thought that was you courting me, dear

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Malleus: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: You thought that I was courting because I gave you a rock? A simple rock?

Malleus: Correction, a very pretty rock, but yes

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Please don't tell me this is the way faes court?

Malleus: Well, not exactly. Instead of the, VERY, pretty rock you gave me we usually find or buy an unpolished emerald rock and give it to the person we wish to court.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: AN EMERALD?! UNPOLISHED EMERALD?! I gave you nothing close to that!

Malleus: Well, I assumed that given your living situation and expenses you sadly had to use a pretty rock you found instead of the emerald

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Mal, you do know that our way of "courting" is very different, right?

Malleus: I am aware, but I assumed you knew

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sighs: Okay, okay- wait- this was when?

Malleus: A month before we got married

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: A MONTH?!

Malleus: Yes, a month, I wished to do it sooner but thought I'd wait to respect your human traditions. Lilla also said patience is key ☺️

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: MAL A MONTH IS TOO SOON?

Malleus: It is? 😔

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: YES BUT-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sighing: WHEN?! HOW DID WE EVEN HAVE A WEDDING?

Malleus: Dear, the event I held a year ago in Diasomnia's courtyard was our wedding

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I thought that was some fae holiday or tradition you guys did?

Malleus: It was not, it was our wedding

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pacing the room: wait- you need a marriage officiant for a wedding to happen though? What about the vows? The walking down the aisle?

Malleus: The vows we said we're done in private, remember? when I poured my heart out telling you how I could never imagine you not being in my life? The marriage officiant was Lillia and the walk down the aisle I chose not to do as I couldn't wait any longer.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Okay, so I remember the "vows" but when did I even sign the marriage license?

Malleus: As soon as you walked into the dorm doors

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I thought that was a paper to see who came?

Malleus, worried tone, happy face: My, dear, you really should read something before you sign it 😊

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: yea, I really should

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: what about the wedding attire? I didn't wear a wedding dress/suit? The ring?

Malleus: The outfit of garments I sent to you the day before our wedding and the ring I'm assuming you thought was a "simple" gift 😞

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: THAT WAS MY WEDDING DRESS/SUIT?! And wedding ring?!

Malleus: Yes, I must say you looked positively gorgeous/beautiful/handsome and I chose the ring very well, it suits you tremendously

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Thank you-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: okay, okay- No big deal- I'm just married to the prince of Briar Valley, descendant of fae, the most powerful mages in the world.

Malleus: I prefer to be called "Mal", by you

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Oh by the Seven, I can't believe we got married all because I gave you a SIMPLE ROCK

Malleus: As I said before, a very pretty rock

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Mal, we don't even live together

The rock You/Mc/Y/N/Yuu gave to Malleus:

Authors note: (this turned out longer than I thought 😭)

(FINALLY! DONE! No next part... Unless a part 3 where they talk it out better? Nah.... Unless)

Dividers by/from @/cafekitsune

[rayroseu]

DRACONIANS WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY QUEEN MALEFICIA 😭😭‼️‼️‼️✨🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 MALLEUS CRUMBSSSS HOOOOORAYYYYY ✨✨✨✨💖💖💖💞💞💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞

Thank you Koono Sumire-sensei(the manga artist) for believing in the "Malleus chubby cheeks" agenda 🙏🏻🙏🏻✨💖💞💖 eternally grateful how round than usual his faces are here,,, he's so cute 😭💞(usually Malleus' faces are drawn like he's Sebastian (rough and very masculine lol) ilysm artist who draws Malleus like a cutiepie 😔🙏🏻💖💚💚)

in my world, Yuuta already eats ramen with Malleus at this point lol THAT is a very healthy and beautiful dragon 💚💚💚💖💖

ALSOO

IM SENSING A PATTERN.... thank you MalleYuu for inventing height difference with your partner trope ✨✨🙏🏻🙏🏻‼️‼️🥺🥺🥺

ALSO this makes me squeal, the Yuu's really look like at Malleus like he's an interesting specimen🤣🤣🤣 LIKE DO YOU SEE HOW SCRUTINIZED YUUKA WAS WITH HIM AOHDKHAKJDKA THEM YUUS KNOWS NO FEAR 😭😭😭‼️‼️

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ALSO there really was GARGOYLES AT RAMSHACKLE!!! 😭😭😭 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS HOW THEY LOOK LIKE but we never got a view of it until now(?) bcs Ramshackle s pictures are usually not that detailed or the mansion is so far away lol

Yuu's scrimblo gargoyle who protected us all this time so that the roof wouldn't crumble even if theres ceiling leaks....🙏🏻🙏🏻✨✨💞 THANKS TSUNOTARO‼️‼️✨✨✨

and now this makes me sad, he's at this dialogue where he's explaining that gargoyles are scary and modelled after monsters but they're also useful and protects infrastructures KNOWING BOOK 7,,,, NSKDNKSD 💔💔💔💔

on another thought, i appreciate the writing of Malleus interpretating gargoyles like this,,, its like so emotionally empathetic 😭 which is in contrast to the interpretation that he's selfish and unable to connect with feelings lol I guess he really only emphatize something when it has a relation to him?

I love that Ramshackle gargoyles looks like a dragon with no wings, its like the Eastern dragon decorations from Diasomnia's Halloween 😭💚✨ no wonder Malleus is attached to Ramshackle lol maybe he has preference over dragon gargoyles lol

[jinxthejubilee]

It's really funny having a Yuu/MC that's so genuinely nice to everyone even after the overblots, yet has the most tragic, soul-crushing backstory known to man. And that's what confuses everybody around them the most. Like, one of them has got to ask at some point: How could you possibly be okay with any of this???!!!

The answer: Dude, I've been through way worse back home. These are basically seven mental breakdowns with magic. That's less than I've had in a month.

It's literally just-

Reference:

I don't know if this is an actual meme, I just saw it on Pintrest and couldn't resist drawing it.

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Yuu: (eating ice cream)

Malleus: (glaring)

Lilia: do you want me to get you some?

Malleus: no, I wanted to share with the child of man

[yurinaa-world]

“𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝑒𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁, 𝓌𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊?..”

𝑀𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓈 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒾𝒶

Where were you? What time was it? Why was everything fuzzy and dark? Why was there a spotlight on you? Why were you dancing? Was this a dream? That same hummed melody playing as you danced alone.

Dance with the audience? No one around you, no one watching. Dancing for who? Dancing for yourself? You don’t know.

You twirl around, expecting no one to take your hand in this one-person dance. Until. “he” showed up, it was Malleus, yet he looked different, dark yet so beautiful. Taking your hand as he intertwined one with yours and the other hand on your waist while humming “that” tone.

“Malleus?” You whispered out, looking at him. He looks back and smiles, his smile is so beautiful. He twirls you around, slowly and gently before pulling you into his arms, his face in front of yours as he stops the song.

“My dear.”

You felt breathless somehow just by looking at him, but you still wanted to ask questions about what this place was and why was he acting so odd.

“What is this place.” Look off to the side to find nothing, his hand going to cheeks and gently pulling you away from the sight of darkness to look at him.

His eyes were bright green, shining beautifully in the dark. The humming started again along with the dance yet you blindly followed even while not understanding anything.

“You’re my muse”. His voice was soft and kind, almost whispering like he knew something you didn’t “My love…My everything.” You blinked in confusion but found no point in interrupting his words. You were mesmerized by those words.

your lips slightly parted as you stared deep into his eyes, he took your hands and brought them down to his chest, holding them there. you could feel how firm they were beneath your hands, cold against your warm ones.

“Dance with me for eternity, you will, won’t you?..”

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[janahanooo]

Can you imagine Trainer Yuu saying something like, “Hey, wanna meet God?” And they throw a pokeball and Arceus comes out. How many of the boys would freak out even more. Like I can just imagine Sebek becoming even more protective of Malleus because the human has already expressed an interest in capturing his young master, and they managed to capture the God of their world. Meanwhile, Malleus is just like, “oh! To forever be with my dearest friend, away from the responsibilities, and experiencing all social situations with my beastie.”

Sorry for not answering sooner, but it would be very funny to see the boys reaction to a literal god

Yuu: Arceus, sit.

Arceus: *sits down*

Ace: ...and that's God?

Yuu: yep, a big old puppy

Malleus: do tell child of man, how does this capturing device of yours work?

Yuu: I trow, it captures, I'm happy

Malleus: facinating. Do you think it works on people?

Yuu: *shrugs*

Yuu: *trows one at him*

Malleus: *he did indeed got captured*

Sebek in the distance: WAKA-SAMAAAAAA

[ravenpunkofficial]

my boy is slaying💓😳💓

[selfinserttothestars]

Sona drawings I don’t think I’ve posted yet

Also bonus cats that I don’t know what possessed me to draw lmao

[special-mooon]

MALLEUS'S SMILE IN OCTAVINELLE MANGA CH8 AHGHHHHHHH HES SO CUTE

This was after he was called tsunotarou (hornton) 😭😭😭😭

[princeaurelia]

Very late Chinese new year art I made of Malleus!! Ofc, because it’s the year of the dragon.

[blueastrum]

Eternity banquet

[twstowo]

Incorrect Quotes

Deuce: Can I try Rizzing you Up?

Mc/Yuu/You: Sure, lol.

Deuce: *Straightens his back, clears his throat, and looks you in the eyes*

Deuce: *Falls dramatically to the floor* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────

Malleus: If you were in a room full of men, would you still pick me?

Mc/Yuu/You: If I was in a room full of men I’d jump of a cliff.

*Mc/Yuu/You being in Night Raven College a college only for boys*

Leona: Well, I have bad news.

──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────

Kalim: *Pouring his heart out because he loves you so much*

MC/Yuu/You: *Also pouring their heart out because they love Kalim*

Jamil: *Eye twitching* I'm about to overblot, again.

[rayroseu]

"Because i want you to live a long and happy life"

[babylemonart]

Baby Malleus Doodles

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Yuu: (holding a baby dragon) hey guys I found him and he won't leave, what should I name him?

Sebek: (proud) Waka-Sama!

Lilia: Malleus 2.0

Malleus: Malleus the second

Yuu: isn't that usually a title for your descendants?

Malleus: irrelevant

Silver: (wakes up) Pumpkin (falls back asleep)

Yuu: Silver wins

[reinbouxsworld]

chapter 7 doodles + a quick thought of levan?