#Twisted Wonderland meme

[donthurtmylittlemeowmeow]

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[married-to-google-translater]

[forgwater]

[jesus-can-see-you]

The jp server is going through some stuff.

[dibbledoodle]

THE EVENT HAVEN’T STARTED YET I MADE SHIT POST 😭✨

Lil potato 💖

[ryllen]

this is him

this is also him

[faeryarchives]

imagine if this happened during book 4

mc: *calling crowley for help* come on pick up....

crowley: headmaster dire crowley speaking!

mc: finally-

crowley: just kidding, you reached my voicemail. please redirect any concerns to my email or inbox! *ends the call*

mc:...

grim:...

------ three hours later -------

crowley relaxing on the side of the beach under his parasol: oh a message from mc! let's see...

crowley: dear headmaster crowley, i hope this message finds you before we do-

crowley: wait before they what?

mc and grim looming behind him holding their frying pans in the air:

[heartscrypt]

happy pride month guys. to celebrate, mostro lounge will be serving the same exact drinks except in RAINBOW cups. of course they cost more who do you think we are

inspired by this tweet

[equestriagirl16]

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

[overheard-at-nrc]

I did cut some out due to Tumblr's 10-image limit, sorry. :P

[donthurtmylittlemeowmeow]

[married-to-google-translater]

Aaaaaaaw looook how cute baby he is~ ❤️

Also it's intresting that he has born in his dragon form.... That probably mean that this is his true form and he learned turn into his "human" form later.

[forgwater]

Caters Revenge

Crowley had it coming.

(special thanks to @ferns-island for the graffiti ideas <3)

[random-twst-things]

Malleus: I require assistance on what to get my dear Mc/Y/N/Yuu for Valentine's

Lilia: oohoho? Why of course! What do you have in mind?

Malleus: I'm not sure, but I do know I want it to be something that is lasting

Lilia: something lasting?

Malleus: Yes, something that will last an eternity and when they look at it they will think of how much I love them

Lilia: fufufu~ it's as if you were to propose with a wedding ring 🤭

Malleus, in deep thought: a wedding ring huh?....

Lilia: I never said it had to be a wedding ring Malleus

Malleus: but a ring is a symbol of love for humans, no? It is something that symbolizes a forever with that person and if my child of man were to look at it they would always remember my love for them as well, no?

Lilia: My~ you do have a point

Malleus: Perfect. Well then, thank you for the help father

Lilia: Malleus, wait you have to-

*Malleus not in his spot anymore, gone without a trace*

Lilia, sighing: Oh dear~ Young ones these days are so passionate

*Somewhere at Ramshackle dorm*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sneezing: achoo!

Grim: hey! You better not get the great Grim sick! Not that I can get sick anyways!!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: oh hush! It's not even cold out, someone was probably just talking about me

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, picking Grim up: I just hope it wasn't anything weird or crazy

Dividers from @/cafekitsune

[blackopals-world]

Sam: Anything to report my little Imp?

Delivery kid!Yuu: (Holding frog) This is Navi.

Sam: You never disappoint.

[trixiegalaxy]