#Twisted wonderland incorrect quotes

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Kalim: A hollow tummy makes for hollow thoughts, you see. Kalim: Why don't you join us for a banquet? Beelzebub: Really? Jamil, internally: FUCK!

[bubbleddisasters]

TWST Incorrect Quotes #2

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Ace: “Did I gain anything from this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.”

Cater: “He kissed a guy!“

“No I didn’t!!”

“Diiiiiiiiddd!!!”

“DID.NOT.”

“Did-Diiiidd-Did-Did-a-did-a-did-a-did!”

Trey : “Ahem, Uh, I can break this tie-“

*𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑢𝑝 𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝐶𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑀𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑚 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑡.*

“He totally did.”

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[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Yuu: (holding a baby dragon) hey guys I found him and he won't leave, what should I name him?

Sebek: (proud) Waka-Sama!

Lilia: Malleus 2.0

Malleus: Malleus the second

Yuu: isn't that usually a title for your descendants?

Malleus: irrelevant

Silver: (wakes up) Pumpkin (falls back asleep)

Yuu: Silver wins

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Malleus: I’m confused 

Yuu: About what?

Malleus: I thought you invited me over for tea, so why are we cuddling instead?

Yuu: Some people use it as an excuse to spend time with their friends or their partners 

Malleus: You should invite me more often then 

One of my friends do this. She’d invite us for tea, and ends up cuddling with us while watching a movie!

[mrsrookhunt]

*Rook, Vil, and Epel walking down the hall*

Rook: Would you two spare me a moment? I need to make a proposal to Trickster.

Vil/Epel: Sure.

Rook: Bonjour, Trickster!! May I offer you a proposal?

Yuu: What's uuuuu--...

Yuu: Why are you on one knee.

Yuu: WHY ARE YOU ON ONE KNEE---

Epel: huh. So that's what he needed a ring for.

[queensharotto]

TWST Incorrect Quotes #3

Yuu, Lilia, Silver and Sebek are lost in a sea of people, trying to find Malleus.

Sebek: WAKA SAMA!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!

Silver: Shouting that won’t solve our problem…

Yuu: I’ve got a better idea!

*Yuu proceeds to inhale and then exhale. They then shout at the top of their lungs*

Yuu: YUU SUCKS!!!!!!

Malleus then comes rushing up to them

Malleus: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DEAR-?!?

Malleus: Oh! Hello Child of Man 🙂

Lilia: *Smiling*

[demon-lover-669]

Leona likes thick partners

Y/n: *straightening their their pants in place while explaining something* and so~

Leona: *whistles at them*

Y/n: stop fucking whistling at me!

[faeryarchives]

imagine if this happened during book 4

mc: *calling crowley for help* come on pick up....

crowley: headmaster dire crowley speaking!

mc: finally-

crowley: just kidding, you reached my voicemail. please redirect any concerns to my email or inbox! *ends the call*

mc:...

grim:...

------ three hours later -------

crowley relaxing on the side of the beach under his parasol: oh a message from mc! let's see...

crowley: dear headmaster crowley, i hope this message finds you before we do-

crowley: wait before they what?

mc and grim looming behind him holding their frying pans in the air:

[blackopals-world]

Vet!Yuu:(shakes bag of treats)

Ruggie:(running at mock speed to get there first)

Vet!Yuu:(pulls Churus out of fridge)

Leona:(suddenly appears and grabs Yuu from behind) That's mine right?

Vet!Yuu: (puts pear yogurt in a bowl)

Jack: (waits patiently for snack like a good boy)

Vet!Yuu:(pulls leftover BBQ out of fridge)

Epel: (staring like a unfed ferel chihuahua waiting for food bowl to be put down)

[rae-pss]

yuu: nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love, not free pizza, nothing!

idia: i’m sorry, have you tried pizza?

yuu: yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.

azul:

azul: i like you.

[married-to-google-translater]

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Vil: You possess the common sense of a gecko drunk on berry wine. Deuce: That's probably the fanciest way I've been insulted in my entire life.

[equestriagirl16]

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Yuu: (in the water) if either of you two tries to drown me I'll kick you

Floyd: (laughing) I'd like to see you try Shrimpy~

Jade: (smiling) I think in water we are a bit to fast for you Prefect

~later~

Azul: so what's with the bruises?

Floyd: (with a black eye) Shrimpy is mean

Jade: (also with a black eye) I understimated the Prefect

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Yuu: Guys, don’t forget our movie date tonight 

Ace and Deuce, showing their test results:

Deuce: Not gonna happen after our housewarden sees this

Yuu, half yelling: You and Ace got a C on the History test?

Ace: Louder, prefect. I don’t think Riddle-senpai heard you over the coffee machine

[mrsrookhunt]

MC: *Muttering* Damn this little bird bitch...

Vil: *Appears* Are you talking about Neige?

MC, staring at the duolingo reminder that's still plaguing them from their home world*

MC:

MC: Yes.