#Tyger Salazar

[annoying--moth]

[scyyyyythe177]

[moony2moon]

Oh hey, I guess we're doing a part four now for some reason- (Arc of a Scythe Incorrect Quotes because yes)

Rowan: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Your Honor?

Goddard: No.

Volta: I do!

Rowan: I know, Volta.

Volta: I'm sad...

Rowan: I know, Volta.

Esme: Why do people complain about being fat, I mean, what if someone wants to slash your throat? HAHA! TRY FINDING IT NOW SUCKA'!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goddard: *Walking onto patio* First it was the maintenance man, and now *Points to a pot of basil on it's side* IT WAS GOD WHO F*CKED MY BAISIL!!!

Tyger: *Kicks the door down* MMmmm ma'dam! What if we perform an unholy act at the hour of midnight? HA HA HA HA! *Turns to leave* I joke.

Rand: *Just standing there*

Tyger: *Whips back around* BUT ON THE CONTRARY!!!

Greyson: *Getting attacked by Morrison* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thunderhead: Pardon?

Citra: HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

Goddard: I did not! MR MORRISON, SEND HER TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HER EXPELLED!!!

Citra: *Smacks Goddard*

Faraday: Story Time! It was common law that a flower be presented to the loveliest lass- *Giving rose to Curie*

Citra: *Takes the rose* Well of course that's me.

Unsavories: You think you're tough?

Slayd: Oh yeah... *Brushes teeth*

Unsavories: *Stares in confusion*

Slayd: *Pulls out bottle of orange juice*

Unsavories: No... *Backs up*

Slayd: *Chugs it*

Unsavories: *Runs of screaming* STAY AWAY!!!!!!

Rowan: When I think about my worries, and I think about my strife, this is what I simply say: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[beesinmypancrees]

thunderhead quirks (and a single scythe quirk that i think about a lot)

i’d like to preface this with: i know the whole neal drama, and i think it’s genuinely disgusting, but my silly little tumblr posts about the books i’ve already bought and the characters i’ve already grown attached to will not put any extra money in his pockets.

free palestine 🍉

anywho, neal aside

(the scythe quirk) when asked if there’s something going on between him and tyger by goddard, rowan blushes. what summer of 83 shit did those motherfuckers pull. i knew there was something homoerotic about that shit

purity had VISIBLY turned corners before. and i think we just all forgot about that

speaking of purity greyson was officially the first aoas character to cockblock himself

speaking of greyson FUCK that guy i hate his twink ass

[arcofacatboy]

@scottishgremlin & I talk semi frequently about how strange scythe merch is - my theory is that because a lot of it comes from subscription boxes, the product designers need to make it somewhat palatable to the general reader & non-scythe crazed individuals. This is usually achieved by slapping a marketable quote on a thing only barely related to the series. However, out of all the scythe merch I’ve seen, this piece is by far the worst, and I love it.

like all respect to the artist since this art is really good, but the presentation is hysterical. This is the scene in the vault where Citra and Rowan are about to fuck nasty, which brings up multiple questions. Why is this a Polaroid? Who took this photo in the vault? Citra and Rowan were there alone. How did Citra and Rowan obtain a Polaroid camera? Most likely explanation is that it was just chilling in the Vault Of Relics, which, okay, I’m sure a Polaroid is a relic to those in the postmortal age, but would Citra or Rowan even know how to use a Polaroid camera? also, the quote - “ours is a perfect world…” besties what are you TALKING about? The full quote is from Curie’s diary entry before we learn that Curie and Goddard have to go to Endura, and reads as follows -

“Ours is a perfect world—but perfection does not linger in one place. It is a firefly, by its very nature elusive and unpredictable. We may have caught it in a jar, but that jar has broken, and we are in danger of shredding ourselves on its shards.”

okay so curie is kind of foreshadowing her own death and the sinking of Endura here. Good job Neal, good writing. But this scene in this print takes place only mere minutes after curie fucking DIED, and in her final moments, allowed Citra and Rowan to live. Curie was Citra’s mentor and a motherly figure to her, she’s certainly not going to be thinking it’s a perfect world while she’s sinking to the bottom of the ocean while knowing full well that Curie is dead. Rowan didn’t have as much of an emotional attachment to Curie but in this book alone, he’s been held prisoner, watched Tyger die and have his body snatched by Goddard, who stands for everything Rowan is against (who also led to the death of Volta in the previous book!!!!!) and would have been murdered by Goddard in front of the grandslayers, if Rand, who murdered and manipulated his best friend, didn’t free him as an act of revenge on Goddard and out of guilt for killing Tyger. Rowan has seen the deepest depravity of the world, and you’re telling me that after he just watched Goddard sink an entire island and kill like, thousands of people, just to win an election, being able to fuck Citra finally is gonna make him think everything is fine again???? Like, even at the end of the series, when Rowan is on one of the rockets, when he and Citra will finally be safe, he’s shit talking Cirrus because it won’t revive Citra. Rowan is not one to forget the deep injustices of this world because he sees Citra’s tits. So Citra and Rowan are both very upset and about to die, which, in my speculative opinion, is probably why they ended up being intimate in the vault in the first place - they were hurting, they were scared, and all they had in that moment was each other. They did it to comfort one another. However I’m calling BS on the perfect world thing lol. Same vibes as, idk, putting Volta’s quote about not wanting to self-glean over a scene of the tiniest monastery burning down.

idk I just think it’s hilarious that this book subscription box chose this of all scenes to make scythe seem like a YA romance. Like you could have made a print with Jeri/Greyson, Curie/Faraday, Scythe Ashcorp/Goddard, or even Citra/Rowan in another context, just NOT THIS SCENE LMAO.

Thx for coming to my ted talk

[natequarter]

in gleanings we learn that supplanting someone's consciousness with a different memory construct changes the personality of the body but not the somatic memories. what happened to scythe curie and jessica wildblood is functionally the same as what happened to scythe goddard and tyger salazar. anyway, please imagine goddard eating tyger's favourite food, completely unaware of why he's enjoying it so much, in front of rowan, who is painfully aware of the scraps of tyger which still remain in goddard

[thetonethetollandthethunder]

Arc of A Scythe analysis, chapter 6-10

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Chapter 6!

-Ooo! This is the chapter we see the new order scythes!!!

-99.9 percent on-time service…stuff like this makes me wish i was in scythe—

-I find it very funny that the middle seat is just as bad as disease and government, Neal always makes this small funny bits intentionally or not

-GODDARD ID RECOGNIZE THAT ROBE ANYWHERE

-Elegy of scythes <3

-This is fucking terrifying though, imagine you’re finally on your way home, you can’t wait to see your family, they’re all waiting for you, all you want is a nice flight home, and then it’s announced you’re gonna die. Thats fucking scary man

-This scene really shows how fucked up Goddard and is Elegy are, how cruel they can be

-Yes business man, gleaning is necessary, but not in this way, this way is just despicable

-Chomsky is too excited for this PUT THE FLAMETHROWER AWAY SIR

-Oh god Goddard is using the word Alpha, do you think he considers himself an alpha male? I do NOT wanna think about that

-“Yet even in dreams I often find myself gleaning…” god almost all scythes must be so fucking traumatized man-

-Jesus what a good chapter, a great way to start the new part!

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Chapter 7!!

-Faraday is lowkey a good professor, no wonder you high school au freaks like using him for that /hj

-I for one, CAN imagine Faraday with a mace, he’d look fucking awesome

-Banned weapons are encouraged, that is SCARY!!!

-No wonder a lot of scythes (esp young ones in the new order are bloodthirsty, it’s this cycle of encouragement and being exempt from the rules of society, sure the older scythes preach about gleaning with honor but when you’re young, especially around citra and rowan’s age, you’d be hard-pressed to listen and be much more interested in the bloodsports of Goddard. That’s how he gets you!!!

-Also as someone who has started journaling my scythe journal would be UNREADABLE I have AWFUL handwriting

-Killing 5 people a week, and 260 a year is INSANE!! Again it’s no wonder a lot of scythes are so desensitized to this shit, and even revel in it, you kind of have to, just for your own sanity

-“Good scythes don’t get days off.” *COUGH COUGH* GODDARD *COUGH COUGH*

-“The idea that not all scythes were good was something neither Rowan or Citra had ever considered. It was widely accepted that scythes adhered to the highest moral and ethical standards. Even the ones who sought celebrity were seen to deserve it.” OHH YOU FUCKERS HAVE NO IDEA I LOVE WHEN I HAVE FORESIGHT THE CHARACTERS IN THEIR CURRENT PRESENT TIME DONT!!!!

-“If you do not cry yourself to sleep on a regular basis, you are not compassionate enough to be a scythe.” OUGH THAT LINEEEEE!!!!

-“She doubted rowan cried himself to sleep.” It all happens on the inside, citra!

-“I prefer to see each person I glean as an individual deserving of an end that is unique.” I love how the first book shows how compassionate and truly worthy of the title Scythe Faraday is. It’s that compassionate that makes him stay as one even after the title is gone. Because that’s what he truly is.

-“I find fire a horrific way to glean and would never use it.” ROWAN WOULD DISAGREE OHOHOHOOOOO—

-Its here where I think Rowan gets a lot of his moral code, or at least starts to think about it, to him Faraday is a model scythe, the scythe anyone should strive to be, and when he eventually sees scythes the complete opposite of him, his way of thinking as Scythe Lucifer becomes more clear.

-“I am an accomplice to the world’s oldest crime, and it will only get worse.” AAAA THAT LINE MAN

-“All they do is play games and watch cat holograms.” Oh Neal you really don’t know shit about how people actually use technology—

-I think me and Rowan would have similar handwriting (bad)

-“Rowan found it increasingly hard to parse his feelings about her.” ROWAN FELL FIRST AND HE FELL HARD MAN!!!!!!!!!

-Ben mention :(((((

-This entry of Curie’s journal really fucking hits you man!!! Especially the “I don’t know” at the end like UGH!!!!

-AMAZING CHAPTER AS ALWAYS!!! It’s really laying the groundwork for future character development!

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Chapter 8!!!

-We get some foreshadowing to Citra’s gleaning method! The theater part if you can recall!

-Also the “No, I lost. Twice.” Is SO funny

-“It was the only time in all my years as a scythe that I had been thanked for what I do.” And you’ll be thanked SO much more soon Faraday!

-Them becoming more violent and thinking about gleaning is SO interesting esp since its so early, just shows how much it can affect you.

-Foreshadowing to where Rowan chooses which Scythe he chooses to glean when he becomes Scythe Lucifer

-GOD you can FEEL his guilt of having to choose between these 4 people!! How horrible and awful he feels to take their lives away as he learns more UGH

-AND he’s thinking about Bias’s unlike SOMEONE *cough cough* SCYTHE GODDARD *cough cough*

-“Does it ever get easier?” Rowan asked. “I certainly hope not,” the scythe said.

-Bradford Ziller is such a shit name lmao

-Rowan not wanting to admit he’s the one who chose him is soooo!!

-“They had bitten her. Good for them.” HAH that’s such a fun line

-Oop! There’s an error on my copy of the book! There’s a quotation mark at the end of “How was any of this fair?” When there shouldn’t be because it’s not dialogue! Interesting right?

-Even if he has a stupid name, you can really feel the terror and panic on Bradford, really good stuff

-The fact he wants to be aware and awake when he dies is sooo interesting man

-Rowan and Citra’s love is continuing to blossom!!

-“I fear for all of us if scythes begin to love what they do.” *STARES AT GODDARD*

-Amazing chapter as always!! Two more to go!!

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Chapter 9!!

-Esme!! I always remember her being an underutilized character, let’s see if I was right though!

-Idk why but I hate mentions of food, esp greasy foods in books, makes me ick a lot idk I’m weird

-“Well, she could learn self-control tomorrow. Today she wanted pizza.” ICONIC LINE!! Such a mood!

-Luigi mario :)

-Elegy of scythes are back!!!

-Oh Esme there’s gonna be *so* many mass gleanings later on you have NO idea

-VOLTA

-Esme you’re life is gonna be FUCKED GIRL YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!

-A utopia where everything is perfect would be boring, most ppls lives in Scythe are boring, that’s what I think makes Scythe interesting compared to other dystopian books because its a utopia that turns into a dystopian whilst giving ideas of how that utopia itself was already a dystopia even if it wasn’t a tradition one

-Shorter chapter! Still good tho, not as interesting as others however

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CHAPTER 10!!!!!

-TYGER!!

-Rowan you’re scaring people—

-Rowan’s disobedience is what makes him soooo interesting to me mam!!

-Lmao Rowan is worried about Tyger stealing Citra, already getting jealous!

-Apparently ppl ship Citra and Tyger which…I don’t see??? At all????

-We get some more Citra-Rowan interactions!! Very nice!!! Makes my Citran heart happy <3

-Emo-Nanites <3

-“We are not the same beings we once were. So then, if we are no longer human, what are we?” UGH ANOTHER GOOD LINE!!

-Another short chapter though not as short as the last one! Liked it more than the last though!

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SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, but here’s the next 5 chapters, those last two chapters didn’t have much but everything else was great as always!! Next time we’ll be doing chapters 11-15! Hope you’ll join me for it!!!

[f3v3rdreamz]

Headcanons #3

Sorry for the late post, ty all for the support btw!!

Sexuality headcanons:

Rowan - Trans/Bisexual

Citra - Straight/Ally

Faraday - Bisexual (?)

Curie - Bisexual

Goddard - Asexual/Straight

Rand - Bisexual

Volta - Pansexual

Chomsky - Straight/Ally (?)

Greyson - Trans/Pansexual

Tyger - Bisexual (?)

[the-lem0n-b0y]

Somebody tell me to start actually writing my Rowan x Tyger fanfic

[lunar-lurker]

Rowan: What did you do with Tyger's body?

Scythe Rand: What didn’t I do with the body?

Rowan:

Scythe Rand: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I burned and scattered his remains. 

[sirofreak]

Tyger!!

I headcanon that he made matching lettuce club pins and shirts for him and rowan

[scyyyyythe177]

[moony2moon]

Arc of a Scythe Incorrect Quotes

Citra: Do you have any shaving cream?

Rowan: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

Citra: Wait you eat shaving cream-

Rowan: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste???

Xenocrates: *Holds out harmonica* You play it and you get 100 million dollars, but 100 million people will die-

Goddard: *Plays it*

Xenocrates: Goddard no-

Faraday and Curie: *Cuddling*

The Scythedom: What the f*ck!? Is this allowed? *points* What the f*ck!? Is that allowed???

Curie: Stop.

Rowan: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Goddard: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Chomsky: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Esme: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Rand: I made them do the dumb stuff.

Volta: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Goddard: They ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.

Rand: You mean you stabbed them?

Goddard: They ran into my knife.

Curie: *Standing on hoverboard with ladle* Would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew?

Tyger: Pulls up in a Wonda's drive thru* Question is Wonda working today?

Rowan: Bro, you didn't roll your window down.

Tyger: Wha- *Rolls window down* Is Wonda working today?

Rowan: I think they're closed.

Tyger: Yeah me too.

*The next day*

Tyger: Is Wonda working today?

Rowan: Dude, I think we're at Taco Dell.

Tyger: What!? How!?

Volta: And just remember, no one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself. *sobs*

Thunderhead: You're all going to h*ll! Goodbye!

Like for a part 2

[scottishgremlin]

do you think that rand and tyger will work

no

[arcofacatboy]

Kind of an exaggeration but don’t boo me I’m right