#UNGH

[imagine-darksiders]

Me: Kind of craving one of those stories where a rugged and charismatic dude slowly grows from reluctant father-figure into fully-fledged dad to a feisty, orphan girl.

Sea Beast:

[luxaaj]

Art for @nxght-shxft ‘s oc based on Yidhra from hit game idv bc brainrot

[gay-robot-boyfriends]

Scanned a sketch and threw color on it aaaaaaaaaa

[i-like-eyes]

haven’t puked since 7th grade

[evilhorse]

Hey, I’m hurt, Pucky

[thatfilthyanimal]

MAN my phone just reminded me that I was last in Florida FOUR years ago ;_; Excuse me. EXCUSE ME. Why must you be so fucking RUDE.

ALSO that means Vamp and I have been engaged for four years too! So that's nice at least lmao

[futurebird]

Born pregnant.

Aphid 1: So, I said, 'if you aren't going to pierce move over!' But she--

Aphid 2: Hold on, having a baby.

Aphid 1: Oh sorry.

Aphid 2: Ungh!

Aphid 1: Nice one! But, back to my story, do you think I'm being unreasonable?

Aphid 2: Oh no!

Aphid 1: Oh. Now I'm having one! Ungh!

Aphid 2: *whispers* Uh oh. Ant!

Ant: Are those wings??

Aphid 1 & 2: No.

Ant: Those are wings. Ima bite em off.

Aphid 2: But I'm pregnant!

Aphid 1: I'm, in labor!

Ant: oh--

Aphid 1 & 2's babies: Us too!

[clareguilty]

THE PARKERHARDISON PRETZELS SCENE

Im dead

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

uweh

[thebeths]

I'm looking desperately thru the Oppenheimer tag for content about the actual movie but it seems like none of u actually went cuz it's all just barbenheimer and strike memes?? All this big chat and I feel like I'm the only loser here who actually did the readings and went to both

[bread-of-death]

I had to go into work so early that they're not even serving lunch yet :(((

[flaim-ita]

[kakashi-bby]

Jesus Christ, I bet on Losing Dogs is fucking Jean Vicquemare's song I'm actually in pain

[rohirric-hunter]

[burnseternally]

FINISH ME GUILLERMO

[phantasmagoratory]

job searching is very depressing