#Unreal Snacks

[thatsbelievable]

[mobius-m-mobius]

#like deja vu 🤩🥰

[martyrbat]

gotham war? failsafe? tom taylor? batgirl getting defeated by harley fucking quinn and oracle can walk again? dude what are you talking about, a massive earthquake just hit gotham city!!! its crazy, they're calling it no man's land! cmon buddy, theyre all waiting for us at the comic shop. we're gonna pool our allowances together and share so we all get to experience this exciting new arc :)

[mxnster-soul]

Maybe give him an offering? Like sandwiches without the crusts or Velcro shoes or your soul or a sock puppet idk

Sandwiches without crust? That's something I can get behind!

Velcro shoes is a no-go atm cuz I can't even afford new shoes for myself rn. (Even getting a secondhand pair is a struggle)

I could probably make a puppet using spare cardboard maybe, if i can make cosplays out of scraps, a small puppet could be doable. (Maybe i can introduce him to Welcome Home or the muppets? Candle Cove even. I used to love that show. There's also DHMIS, if he likes more spoooky stuff)

Lmao, soul offering go brr.

Jokingly mentioned it from afar, he might be interested (idk man, he stared again for a sew seconds), but idk what it'd even do to me, if anything even happens.

What would I even get out of a trade like that?

What would he get?

I'm the last person anything would wanna make a deal with cuz of how bland I am majority of the time.

[benny-the-spaceman]

i love good cop so much. she's my little tootsit whatsit i need to give her all my life savings. bad cop is ballin too both of the cops are awesome but good cop is my silly little guy so sorry bad cop i have a fave and it's your brother. LOOK AT HER. MY PRETTY PRINCESS. I LOVE GOOD COP 😭

i guess benny likes good cop too (:

[anormalkidingotham]

btw it really pays off to be nice to stray cats in gotham (and not just because they're really cute and stuff) because i always pet them and sometimes give them little treats and now catwoman keeps leaving (probably stolen but who cares) money and jewelry and stuff in my apartment when she uses it as a shortcut (she does that a lot) because it's pretty obvious that we're kind of poor

[bmpmp3]

(guy with official miku bag covered in miku plushies and keychains and holding a miku shopping bag wearing a miku track jacket voice) yeah i like miku a normal amount i wouldnt say she's my favourite vocaloid or anything

[theonlyren]

The Mirror Test

Continuing in our scientific endeavors of studying the behavior of Pokemon when exposed to the novelties of the human world, we consider the humble mirror. An object of vanity, a polished surface for us to examine ourselves, and sometimes a gate to the Distortion World, if you believe in such things. Plop your Pokemon in front of their own reflection and see how they react!

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Subject: Vivi the Sylveon Result: Took an alert stance and glared at reflection, as if ready to fight. Attempted to touch feeler to reflection, hissed at polished steel surface, and ran off.

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Subject: Aka the Zoroark Result: Checked teeth and combed through mane with claws. Minor grooming. Tested illusory disguises of other team members for accuracy and nodded at tester, satisfied.

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Subject: Kati the Gengar Result: Grinned at reflection and dived into surface of mirror, presence and "image" of subject remained even though was no longer in front of mirror, tester deemed mirror "very haunted." Subject approved and waddled off edge of mirror, vanishing completely.

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Subject: Jeanne the Corviknight. Result: Pecked at mirror curiously and with increasing force until tester deemed it necessary to remove subject from bathroom. Was cramped in there with her anyway.

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Subject: Strider the Dusk-Lycanroc Result: Visible shock and curiosity at reflection. Sniffed mirror. Growled at it briefly. Recognized it was self and started panting and wagging tail before moving on.

He's such a good boy.

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Subject: Davy the Kirlia Result: Subject already quite acquainted with the idea of his own reflection and simply looked at self briefly before adjusting hair, smiling at tester, and moving on.

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Subject: Ren the Human. Result: Looking cool as always, fam. Made fingerguns at reflection and moved on.

[iwoulddieforienzo]

Something that makes reading TOA so devastating is how fucking much Apollo feels about Everything. There’s so MUCH. Like I don’t even know how to describe it to you if you haven’t read the books yourself. He has so many complicated thoughts and emotions about just about everything and he cares about everything so much and there is just SO MUCH going on in his head. And yet none of it ever reaches his mouth!!

He almost never says what he’s feeling. What little comes out of his mouth about his thoughts barely even scratches the surface of what he actually means. Like he’ll be having a long ass monologue about how incredible someone is, showing a deep understanding of them as a person and empathizing with them so hard you’d almost think it’s projection but it’s not he’s legitimately just mind melding with this random person he met like a week ago and he’s thinking the softest, kindest thoughts about them like he knows they’re fucking incredible - and what comes out of his mouth is just like, “you’re a wonderful friend :)” AND ITS LIKE. THERES SO MUCH MORE UNDER THE SURFACE. the sheer admiration and adoration he has for everyone around him……… UGHHH!!! But he never VOICES ANY OF IT!!!!!! He never tells anyone about what Zeus did to him……. He never tells anyone except the reader about his realization that Zeus is abusive…. He never even tells commodus about how much he adored him, not then and not now… he refuses to tell anyone when he’s in pain or tries to justify the things he does when he actually had Decent Reasons for why he did something… I’m. I’M. AUGH. AHHHHH

HE DOESN’T EVEN TELL US ALL OF HIS THOUGHTS IS THE THING. THERES EVEN MORE THAT HE IS NOT TELLING US!!!!! THE FUCKING OCEAN OF FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS HE HAS ABOUT EVERYTHING IS THE CLIFF NOTES VERSION. I AM IN DISTRESS.

And YET…. Even what slips out of his mouth is so fucking devastating it is SO devastating. He’s so fucking kind and gentle with Harley and Meg and and other younger Demis and his kids… he’ll act like an obstinate idiot and then turn around say something that drags the core of the person he’s talking to into the light like nail on the fucking HEAD like he reached into their soul and gave them the words to express something that they were struggling to say aloud or that they didn’t even realize about themself. Around the 2nd book he starts putting voice to some of his feelings and thoughts about others and even that tiny fucking sliver is overwhelming to the people he’s talking to bc he’s SO. AUGHHHH

[santi-blogging]

Rival gave me some snacks today. I originally wanted nothing to do with them nor anything he got me, but after eyeing them for a while I caved and tried them. Then ate them all.

Yeah not a great idea.

[midnightfangz]

There's something about silly cafe AUs that soothes my soul so much

[thatsbelievable]

[fauxspirited]

the way male bodies work and female bodies work pisses me off cus i’ve been trying so hard to lose even FIVE lbs (unsuccessfully!) whereas my bf has managed to lose 20 lbs without intending to in the last 2-3 months. he’s officially smaller than i am.

i am very upset 🥲😭

[sanestmegapoliscitizen]

he took my fuckig.n banaba.

[ziracona]

The green knight halfway through the tourney walking in from the break after his first intense battle to find the yellow knight has thrown his sword embedded six inches into the ground in green section, demanding satisfaction and screaming about challenging green NOW because my little brother and his friend kept booing yellow whenever he came by all night: