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stfulara · 1 month

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I started watching zindagi gulzar hai for fawad khan but ended up relating so bad to kashaf and now I need therapy

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hum-suffer · 4 months

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I've got a hell lot of stories pending but behenchod ye writer's block

#desiblr #suffer ye suhana nahi #desi tumblr #upar se all I've got is silent readers #nhi hoga merse ye ab

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zara-suniye · 2 months

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Well, aj accidentally Colgate ke jagah odomos le lia muh me. Kya eh uparwale ka ishara h?

#finally upar wala mujhe miss kr rha h #milestone of idiocy

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apocketfullofpoesis · 9 months

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gaajar ka halwa save me

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mahi-wayy · 1 month

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log pair pe kulhaadi maarte h arshad warsi ne kulhaadi pe SIR mara h. bola tha mene pura internet naha dhoke picche padega abhi bhugto 😭😭

#“I meant his character. Mene ese kuchh bola-”#are esa wesa kesa tumne bola hi kyun?#tumko nhi malum uske fans or industry kiti protective h #upar se aapki next film uski film se clash mein h #nhi galat time nhi tha ye uske fans ko ungli karne ka #chaahe wo unka over reaction h #tumko kahin n kahin malum to hoga ye ho sakta h?#phir bhi?#prabhas #arshad warsi

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hinsaa-paramo-dharma · 1 year

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I think maine galti se thoda jyada hi use traumatize kar diya-

#A classmate of mine was boasting about how horror is her favourite genre kyunki vo actually scary nhi hota and it's “funny” and “silly”#And upar se bhen ji was making fun of kiddos jinhe vo scary lagta you know for looking cool #*sigh* yeh 14 saal ke bacche bhi na #And ofc main kilas gayi because I am a scaredy-cat and she made fun of me as well #So I sent her a very realistically rendered picture of the slit-mouthed lady (she is a Japanese urban legend that still haunts me-)#And..she is in a sadmaa now.

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raindropsofloev · 3 months

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#upar se order aaye hai maanna padega 🧍🏻

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delicatetaysversion · 10 months

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I FAINTED BECAUSE OF LOW BLOOD PRESSURE?????? LMAO

#ok so i joined this new dance/aerobics exercise type of class cause aise hi physical activity chahiye #and aaj cardio karva rahe the #AND ACHANAK SE FELT LIKE VOMITING BLACK SPOTS IN MY VISION #and kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha wtf it was so embarrassing the didi unhone meko dheere se neeche sulaya #and pani dala muh pe tab jake vision clear hui #BHT WTFFFFF #kya crazy experience tha lmao #kaise movie style hua main soch rahi thi ki kaisi maam hai ye bohot hi intense karva diya beginner ke hisab se karana chahiye nahi #and suddenly sab dikhna band ho gaya unki awaz bohot dheere dheere aa rahi thi woh uthke latene ke liye keh rahe the #and main haat uthane ki koshish kar rahi thi but mere haath maan hi nahi rahe the😭😭😭#and main soch rahi thi bhai ye kya ho raha hai girl can u chill itna bhi kuch nhi kiya hai kya kar rahi hai 😭😭#but the funniest part is jab woh didi aur ek aur didi saath mein fuss kar rahe the mere upar i was thinking distinctly #ki wow aaj ke din mejn pehli baar kisi ne itne pyar se baat kari hai princess treatment diya hai attention diya hai #kyunki office mein bohot weird day tha meri friend ki dusri friend leave se wapis aa gayi and they were stuck together like bhul hi gaye ki #main bhi hoon??#and that guy jo thoda thoda accha lagta hai funny hai usne bhi baat nahi kari even tho kal humne itni saari baat kari thi😭#aur main ye class mein almost rote rote lehrein sunte hue aa rahi thi sochke ki fuck it mujhe kya i don't need anyone bas padho degree lo #aur niklo yahan iss sheher se fir bhi koi ni mila toh maar do khudko no biggie #and woh didi ne kaha you're very dehydrated and bohot thaki hui ho and suffocation ho raha hai na #and mujhe toh udhar hi aankh mein pani aa gaya like haina main hu na bohot thaki hui😭😭😭😭😭#anyway. crazy first experience lmao #ab theek hu didi ne chocolate khila di

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gulabi-shaamein · 5 months

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hate it when my body just decides to punish me for not having a baby, so much nainsaafi

#periods #IT HURTS #upar se mummy ne mood kharab kar diya #desiblr

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mohabbaat · 11 months

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diwali wale din ka kalesh

#diwali #hogya mere upar poora

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janaknandini-singh999 · 1 year

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mujhe aapke sath bhi sex karna hain

Jaake gattar mein girke goo khaaley bc I'm a lesbian ek jhapaat du toh saara ling baahar nikaalke tere muh mein ghused ke tera mata rani ko navratri pe bali chadhaa doongi kutte

#koi ek khanjar pakda do bas #sakhiyon tell me #bali yes or no?#upar se saala chhupke zyaada hi zabaan chala raha hain like the kaayar he is #time to turn off the anon asks tho coz I sure as hell won't be tolerating all this

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hum-suffer · 6 months

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Almost threw up because I was over stimulated in my exams 🫠🫠 but hey, at least they're over

#ek toh padha kam tha #aur upar se subhe subhe mere sab dost ek sath bol rhe the #chaar jan chaar disha aur chaar sawal #aur upar se do ghante ki neend #aur uske UPAR Butterfly almost ripped off the last of my elbow scab for aise hi 🫠🫠🥲🥲#the way it's burning still #i snapped at her and i feel bad #but bc dukh rha gai abhi bhi #which is after two hours and half hours of that #desiblr #suffer ye suhana nahi #desi tumblr

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elif-ants · 5 months

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birthday gift ke naam par ambani's ne loot liya humme 😞 (mom surprised me with tickets for matilda at nmacc)

#adri is not making sense #IK TECHNICALLY (hopefully) THE MONEY IS GOING TO THE CAST #AND ALSO WE BOUGHT UPAR WALE SEAT TICKETS TO BE ON THE CHEAPER SIDE AND A WEEKDAY SHOW AS WELL #AND I AM GENUINELY EXCITED AND APPRECIATIVE I LOVE HER SO MUCH #(also all books this year are pdfs or convincing others to get it for me cant ask her)#i didn't even ask her 😭#we both wanted to go for sound of music last year (her favourite musical movie)#but that same month we had already gone for backstreet boys

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hinsaa-paramo-dharma · 1 year

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Life hai ya soap opera-

#Alag hi drama chalta hai yaar 😭#The person I thought was innocent turned out to be the villain and the person I thought was the villain turned out to be innocent #Wtf #Aur vo toh bus ek sub plot hai #Main plot to bahut drag hi kar rha haiiii #Srsly Bhai abhi Jo confusion chal rha hai na mere aur Ishaan ke bich it's the worst #So uhh I know that he likes me I also know that I like him #But but but #He knows that he likes me PUR ISE LAGTA HAI KI I HATE HIM #Aur mereko pta na hai ki iski confusion durr kaise karu #Aur uske upar se ek speech bolna hai kal 😐#Also have I ever mentioned ki I am an insecure fool who wears a mask on like- a daily basis?#Yeah toh use hatana padega kal #Moohdikhai hoyegi 😭#ON TOP OF THAT JANMASHTAMI ITNI LATE KYU AA RAHI HAI #ENOUGH DUKH NAHI CHAL RAHE HAI KYA METE BHAGWAAN

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zibah-ho · 10 months

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Work was fucking shit today and I am unfortunately out of booze but I have got a fuckload of kheer time to cope south Asian style

#zibah tries not to tell their boss to get fucked and fails miserably #jeena haraam kiya hua hai sab ne kaam karna ek azaab hai #pura din zaya gaya tha aur upar se is ki bakwaas sun kar mera sar patne laga hai #teen saal yaha ho gaye hai agar char tak ponchi to mujhe goli mardena please #zh.txt

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delicatetaysversion · 10 months

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feeling lonely unloved unkissed and so so cold

#this is why i stay away from sapphic art #upar se aaj itne time baad fic bhi padh li #sigh

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