#WEDDING POG!!!

[pixiecaps]

Phil: Let’s see if I have like a better picture of Roier cause I’ve- I saw one that was really funny. Hold on, let me check.

Cellbit: Okay. Okay.

Phil: Yeah, I got a not so much close up version if you would like to see. There ya go.

Cellbit: Let’s see. (Looks at photo of Roier) Aww, that’s cute, okay yeah. This looks- This looks- This looks- I’ll- I’ll- I’ll save it cause you know I’m going to marry Roier on the 16th. The marriage is going to happen again.

Phil: The marriage?

Cellbit: Yeah, me and Roier are going to marry.

Phil: Oh shit, okay.

Cellbit: Yeah-

Phil: Does he know? (Laughs)

Cellbit: Yes, yes, yes! He knows! He knows. I proposed to him. We’re going to get married on the 16th if you want to come.

(Phil continues laughing)

[wolfylch]

✨️Newly Weds✨️

Their Doodle, POG, under the cut :

[nikidykeachu]

Gsuys. Doed snyone remeber the wedding.

[karda]

Taking pictures of things i want but dont need bc where am i gonna put this + god knows i cant fit in that + that carved bear is pogging :0 ! (・o・)

[gekiranger]

Are we rocking with the vest tumblr community

[hufflpuffin]

also i realized im biromantic recently on top of being ace which is pretty cool and makes a lot of sense and im very happy with myself :) is that weird to say lol idk?? 

[poguniversity]

sometimes i wonder what my life could have been like if my mom didn't drug me with xanax for 13 years of my childhood and used every opportunity to make me feel inadequate and ugly and stupid

[draventhedemon]

Hi, after what we saw today I'm ready for the new fics! So may I request Clay or (Dream) x fem!reader were they also announce that they are getting married after he revealed? "Also we're getting married in 3 months" P.s -can you make it were none of their friends knew, and found out sametime as the fans?

Because of the fact that the video clearly took more then one take to get it right. I'm gonna make that one of the key points of the Story.

⚠️ Warning for swearing ⚠️

(When recording the video)

For the past few minutes Clay has been doing take after take. Trying to get the perfect way to drop the news of us getting married. But after at least 10 minutes of him mumbling at a camera I just got up from the bed in the corner and walked behind him.

"Do you need help?" I ask with a chuckle as I pull up a chair. "Hi camera, you might know me as Y/n, Y/u/n or just that random person who betrayed L'manburg with Eret and starting dating Dream afterwards" I say with one breath.

But I stop at the sound of the tea kettle sitting beside me doing his iconic wheeze before I continue "And you also may be asking why I'm in this video, it's about Dreams face reveal, not some random girl" I get cut off by Clay suddenly saying

"your not a Random girl" as he kisses me on the forehead and turns back to the camera "And the reason why she is here is because a month ago we got engaged" Clay says with less mumbles then before.

"Dear god, this is gonna be weird to post" I say as I hold up my hand to show the ring he got me. "The wedding is happening in 3 months and we are both hoping for all of our friends and family to show up. And hopefully he doesn't start a WAR with Tommy at the wedding". I look at him with a strong death glare.

"I'm more mature then that" Clay says as he turns a bit in his chair. "Clay, we make governments in Minecraft for a living. There is no such thing as being mature" I say as we spend the next few minutes explaining what's gonna be happening and when.

(Putting the video online)

We have been looking at the chat flying by during the face reveal, saying either hateful or kind things about him. And I've been standing behind him and leaning against his gaming chair from moral support the entire time.

"How many people are gonna say that your hot?" I ask as he laughs and responds with "There hearts are gonna be shattered at the end of this video". "Most probably more by the fact that it's me and not George." I say as we break out into a fit of laughter.

"I love you, remember that no matter what they say I will still love you" He turns to me in his chair and pulls me onto him so I sit on his lap. "I love you too" I kiss him as we turn back to the monitor, "Here we go!" I say as I show up on screen.

'Who is she?'

'Is that Y/n?!?'

'Who the fuck is she'

The chat says but when we suddenly say the big news the chat completely changes and turns into.

'WHAT?!?'

'Will someone explain to me who she is!?!'

And

'POG!'

And some hateful things but we don't pay attention to those because suddenly from across the house we hear Nick scream

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Which completely catches us off guard and sends us into another fit of laughter as we hear him run up to the door and open it. "Why didn't you tell me!?!" But we don't answer because of us still dying on the floor.

Ring!

"oh dear god someone is calling" I say as I get up and check who it is.

Ring!

"Some- someones calling me too" Clay picks up his phone while trying to calm down his laughing as Sapnap is just left there with no answers to his several questions.

(The aftermath)

We had to answer a lot of calls that day. And when George got to the house he stole my ring and wore it the rest of the day. And I also spent half of my day talking Eret into being my maid of honor because of both of us being the traitors of Lmanburg and also the bride and maid of honor would be very funny to me...

(this was a lot funner than I thought it would be so I might make a part 2 thats the wedding so... Stay tuned!)

[thelittlebastard]

adam yates wins the stage. pog is at the finish line waiting for him in a wedding dress with an officiant. they get married in an ice bath

[ghostopossumlives]

Continuation of Marital Visa Hazbin Hotel Shitpost

(Peter stands awkwardly to the side as Sera and Emily argue in front of the gate over Cherri, who has arrived in a wedding gown.)

S: "You can't let her come into heaven just because Sir Pentious has a crush on her!"

E: "They're in love! They're getting married!"

S: "They only kissed once! She's only doing this because he's in Heaven! You need to do more than kiss somebody before you marry them!"

C: "Sorry, ma'am? Are you encouraging premarital se-?"

S: "I'm talking about dating! ... Name one thing about Sir Pentious that you can't find in any other sinner other than the fact that he's the one in Heaven!"

C: "Well. Um... Like...? Uhhh... ...Oh! He's got two d-!"

(Sera cups her hands over Emily's ears as she cuts Cherri off.)

S: "So do sharks! So do spiders! I gave a whole bunch of creatures two!"

(Sera narrows her eyes at Cherri.)

"I'm surprised you weren't aware of that second one."

C: "Oh. ...uh... You did? ... Wait? Do you mean you specifically did that?"

(Sera moves Sera behind herself and steps towards Cherri to intimidatingly tower over her.)

S: "I like symmetry! Back on topic! Name one thing about him!"

C: "He'ssss... Uhh... He's smart inventor guy."

S: "There aren't any smart people in Hell?"

C: "Clearly not any more smart people smart enough to not be in Hell, ya know."

P: "She has a point there."

S: "You don't get up here by being smart!"

(There is an awkward silence as Sera frustratedly realizes what she just said.)

C: "You're the one who said it."

S: "That's not what I meant! You all know what I meant! Being smart and being worthy of Heaven are unrelated things! Hell has plenty of schemers and scientists for some mad bomber to hole up with! The only reason she wants to marry Sir Pentious is because he got into Heaven and she didn't!"

C: "I'm not marrying Sir Pentious just because he got into Heaven! ... I'm marrying Sir Pentious becaussssssssse... Uhh..."

(Cherri bites her lip as she trails off in thought.)

"...I'm marrying Everybody!"

(Cherri throws her arms over Emily and Peter's shoulders, who both pog with sparkle eyes.)

(Sera picks Cherri up and punts her back to Hell.)

[titikawai]

My DinBo headcanons for the rest of the series

•Din is impressed by her fighting and how much of a good leader she is

•He loves her hair

•One day he burges in on a cute talk between Grogu and Bo and can’t help but appreciate how motherly she is to him

•he sees her training Grogu / the foundlings

•Din reacts to her beskar pauldron

•they train together / she teaches him how to wield the darksaber

•Bo saying sth flirty mid fight to catch him off guard and win

•she teaches him how to make Pog soup

•they eat together while sitting back to back not to see each other’s face (I stole this one from: @pieshot56)

•stargazing at night while they have a deep convo

•« I never know if you’re staring at me or just zoned out »

•talk about family or in their case the lack there off and their wish to create their own (foundlings or true Mando community)

•him placing a hand on hero’s when she mentions Satine

•Bo confessing what she did while in Death Watch and Din taking a burden off her shoulder because she was « just an influential kid who wanted to do good »

•she rests her head on his shoulder and Din has a silent mental breakdown

•he also tells her about how he didn’t like just being a bounty hunter and wished he « was good at something else than violence » before he met Grogu and everything changed

•she reacts to his words and remembers she did say something similar once and how when she met him and grogu she did feel a switch (but doesn’t tell him)

•she tells him about the mythosaur and how she thought she had gone mad and « you’re gonna think I’m crazy » and he answer : « there is nothing that you will ever say to me that will make you sound crazy » (quoting Stiles Stilinski ik)

•him saying he will help her tame it and bring it back

•both saying they trust each other

•Korkie survived and is allowed as a guest on the moon

•He meets Din : « Auntie, your new boyfriend is so badass »

• Bo : « he’s not my … » Din: « we’re not… »

•Korkie’s knowing look

•They finally go back to Mandalore and she gives him a tout of the ruins and tells him her childhood memories

•They tame the mythosaur together but Bo is the one actually giving him the last hit to make it pass out

•Bo trying to hide her injuries from Din but ends up fainting in front of him

•he saves her for once and catches her before she hits the floor

•she wakes up and he’s taking care off her, lying her down : « Let me take care of you for once, please just let me »

•washing off the blood from her body and noticing a broken rib

•Bandages her saying « I should have been more careful, I didn’t want you to get hurt »

• noticing an old scar and staring at it till Bo eventually tells him the story behind it

•Din stays up all night by the fire to make sure she is safe

•they go back to mandalore: her on the mythosaure and him with the light saber in hand. All the children of the watch and Korkie kneel in front of them

•One night around the fire, Din confessed how he was scared she would die and how much he cares about her

•Din: « I know we have our differences and you might still want to kill me after I took the darksaber from you but… I like you… you really don’t have to like me back but … »

•Bo slowly but surely goes for a Keldabe kiss. They stand helmet to helmet while also holding each other’s hands

•Grogu is not far… smiling cause his mom and dad are finally a sailing ship

•Same with the armourer who the next day suggests a mandalorian political wedding to unite all clans

•Bo wants to think about it alone and leaves for Mandalore again and finds herself in the mines all over again. She’s scared of her feelings

•Din is scared he did something wrong and texts her asking if everything is alright but she doesn’t answer for days

• she eventually does, sharing her location

•he rushes there and finds her by the water in which he bathed back in episode 2

•she tells him about her feelings and how scary all of this is to her

•Din confesses he feels the same way but doesn’t want to lose her because he is too afraid

• they are alone in the mines, he takes off his helmet

•she’s like « Why are you doing this? You don’t have to! »

•and he answers : « I want you to see the truth in my eyes when I say I will never leave your side »

•she tears up and eventually takes off her helmet and tell him the same applies to her

•they both smile, he washes off her tears and they slowly kiss

•Then R-rated scene involving scar and forehead kissing, hair caressing…

•They eventually come back to the children of the watch and accept the « political marriage » that actually isn’t one

•they have the cutest intimate wedding (kind of like Anakin and Padmé in Episode II)

Season 4 :

•They both start rebuilding Mandalore

•Mandalorian from every clan meet and do feasts together, a real sense of community emerges

•Paz Vizla and Din become BFF and the same thing happens with Grogu and Ragnar

•Bo and Sabine reunite

•Ahsoka and Luke often visit Mandalore to see Bo, Din and Grogu

•Din and Bo still parent Grogu

•Din is the sword of Mandalore and Bo does the ruling and the administrative work = Dream team work

•maybe they find a new foundling they name Satine

•post wedding : DinBo isn’t scared to take off their helmets when they are just the two of them. Often, when Din goes and look for injuries on his wife’s face, he’d notice how pretty her eyes are, causing him to blush

[redraven393]

catching up with Philza QSMP Vod. where:

the federation had ruined an old man's front lawn

Rycharlison is adrugdealer

forever took an opportunity and "marries" Philza

immediately met with his wife

the federation send an anarchist an invitation to become a president

Tallulah will rather eat a lime than an avocado or potato

Philza guess Ramon's password

Tallulah's father may or may not be real

Hide and seek in an awesome map Holly shit

the 4th wall has been broken so many times in Philza's Minecraft stream that the admins just let it be broken.

both dad and son thought that the other hid in the same place

the Brazilian are here! :D

there are so many screaming

Tallulah finds him yayyyy

hello Rycharlison

aww there gonna play music

PIG STEPPPP

HESNAMEISPHILZAMINECRAFTANDHEISQUITE OLD-

"my son is DEAD" omg Max

PHILZA OMG u didn't need to describe it

PAYthe SERVER Quackity

Pac and Mike are so cool

BIG LOVE TO MIKE AND PAC

omg Philza is spreading the 4th wall break

the file is so big omg, paper ASMR

"Are you gonna be a president" Sir he is an Anarchist

Max the sound system-the microphone

awww Supportive Philza, opp

Bye MAX

aww the Kids are playing the Guitar

it's nice when the cc are doing lore the admins are still acting like kids

AWWW TALLULAH TEACHING RICHA A SONG THAT WILL TEACH HER

Tallulah BIRTHDAY OMG

yey go stuff that girl with candy

Chayanne is really making plenty of use of his interest in cooking

THE BEES

CATERING LETS GOOO

omg Richa thinks that Will is like Hatsune Miku

Bye guys

is sweet to know that Philza is telling about Will to everyone

OMG Philza the Brazillian magnet

the eggs hear Will's songs too

oh? what do you have Richa

is that a llama

ohhh

omg

Forever is so obsessed with this friend of his omg

HYDRATE BEFORE DIEDRATE

wait the Brazilians are all gone

oh shit

oh no this is like that time with the trio

PARANOIA

Trauma Phil

a Square??

GATINHO and GUAPITO is here

the old man witnesses a shameless PDA

Tallulah is dancing in the background

opp Tallulah not here

the fish is drowning

hey Cellbit

Yay invitations for everyone!!!!

omg

no one believes Wilbur exists

Cellbit nooo

OMG

Chayanne is cooking for the WEDDING

LETS GOOOOO

LET HIM COOK

Cellbit nooo

Cellbit supports Creative Freedom

omg Phil's right Quackity will pull that type of stunt

Cellbit nooo

Richa has never taken a bath wtf???

oh shit he running

yeah show him your dad's picture

omg photoshopped

Forever and Roier is here!!!

omg Forever is gaslighting Holly shit

A Mouth!?

Chayanne is busy planning the catering

Professional Cheft Chayanne LETS GOOOOO

past life Philza omg

Philza is not having it

yeah Richa hit him in the head

your PLAN?????

oh well fair enough

Gaslight vs Guilt trip

omg that is a whole ass restaurant menu

BAGHEERA

yey french

tour pog???

oh shit a BAND??

the band is playing at the WEDDING???

they are so cuteeeeeee

nice home, it sweet that everyone try to make space for the kids in their home

why Cellbit is keeps killing other player

omg Baghera sound so scared that Phill would steal from her the poor lady

nice Megalovania mix it takes me back to 2018

the girls are so talented on music omg

hehe secret

holly shit a bucket full of honey

scary noises

THANKYOU BAHERAA

ohh candy apple

Chayanne professional chef bag

Tallulah is the best

Bagheraa nooo

oh thank god she believe Will is real

Will would have to socialize so much after he came back.

WhOOO THE KIDS FIRST PERFORMANCE

ROCK EGGS

Tallulah is following her old man foot step

bye Bagheraa

oh no the flowers

the Federation building is heighten Phil's property value

ohhh the kids are visiting the build

don't stand on the grass kids

walk on grass anyway

wtf????

what is that???

it is a pretty building

what is going on with the train station??? it was fixed

so they can leave now??

it looks brand new?

fancy train, but bumbpy ride

wat?

AWWW the RACON

aw god no VENUSSS

another venus gone

its okay Tallulah

that is so fuk

oh dragon magic

lol the flies is sitting the trains

lol Chayanne try to catch the bees but got stung

aww Tallulah babby dont be sad

eyy the bois are here

glad they could make Tallulah cheer up

looks like the happy couple happy with the menu

bye boisss

Max is going to get food lmao

it's nice to live near everything but it could also could be dangerous

Tallulah's and will's house really feels like a nice little fantasy corner

yay the kids are now able to get out

sleepy timesss

ohh an album

EGGJOY or RADIO EGG

lol the Wedding photo

Great Album Tallulah

Dragon Story POG

is it Mumza????

you guys will absolutely outlive me

CRY

oh is the Admins asking advice for the Dragon designs???/

if the kids get their wings i hope they also give the bird designed CC wings too

Tallulah pls he's an old man you can't make him run so much

Whooo birthdayyyy

AWWW thank you Tallulah

why is Foolish drowning?

oh god

lol Foolish

omg they were trying to give richa a bath

77777

yeah secur the party old man

kinda sadge

BYE PHIILLL

[nugulover69]

Jou being a cringe ass fanboy for Gunpei would be extra funny since Jou didn’t recognize Sosuke, meaning he would only view Gunpei as “cool cop who saved me from an oncoming truck when I was little which inspired me to become a cop” or something to that effect

Picturing Sosuke waltzing into the boonboom base (Ishiro confused and worried abt how he knew where it was and how he got in. no one else is concerned) to show off pictures from Machfalcon’s wedding and Jou points excitedly like “omg you know Gunpei senpai??? :D” and Sosukes like “?? yeah we literally saved Earth from the Gaiark together ??”

Cue a pogging Jou asking way too many questions and scaring Sosuke out of the base

[moltengoldveins]

Episode 6 Commentary because I can (first half of the ep. Cause I have the Attention Deficit in High Definition:

Dani low key implying Elyse can run if she needs to, my girl XDDD

Kyana and Dani both scanning for people in white to murder my beloved, I just learned that was a job of the MOH and I’m so happy about it.

Nell in the mother of the bride dress I can’t.

VR-LA is so Handsome, my Son, I Love Him.

Karundetrassi and Hira are just….. the funniest duo I think I can imagine. Bellbottom jeans taken to the cartoonish extreme, jangly pants made of shiny saucers, sheer button up alllll the way up, nips on Full Display, these two don’t know how to dress themselves for a wedding.

Delphine lookin GOOD. DANG.

Gosh darn reporters, why. (VR-LA was like two seconds from teleporting her into the sun my guy XD)

“I guess this is what we’re wearing.” Vahs my beloved.

“Is she wearing white?” “She is wearing white.” “ABSOLUTELY NOT.”

(Wine thigh holster is an amazing mental image and one I find unnaturally appealing. I might do that for my bffs wedding.)

-Aaaaaand it’s KYANA WITH A BOTTLE OF WIIINE!!!! *Air horn noises*-

“Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of our… fricken… backstories, ah whatever, I Cast Fireball.”

(my phone really hates spelling Vhas’s name. So far I’ve gotten autocorrect to write Bans, Vans, Chas, and Baja. I’m loosing my mind.)

anyway, Vahs&Kyana battle friendship is my new favorite thing :D

Dani!! Taking charge!!! Making plans!!!

“Oi! Bloodbag!” Is my new favorite greeting.

“Ugh, I keep forgetting my dumb wedding and it’s dumb bonus effect to my dumb ac.”

“I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE AGAINST YOU MUSHROOMS!!!!” “I do not see it, I do not believe it.” This just in, Area Man Actively Incapable of Gaining VR-LA’s Respect Despite Multiple Attempts, More at 6

Noir and Sophia’s cold read of ‘She gets knocked down, but she gets up again.’ ‘They’re never gonna keep her down.’ While in the background Kyana carves into the bride like a firm salami is probably my favorite part of this fight so far XD

CURSE AUSTIN AND HIS INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF VR-LAS ABILITY TO COUNTERSPELL ONLY ON REACTIONS NO-

…. Vahs Backstory Pog???

aaaaaand the Break

[jonathan-samuel-smith]

I wrote 5 chapters today for my jondami arranged marriage au let's fucking go!!! It went a lot quicker after my mom told me to not go back and reread what I wrote until after I finished the rough draft (it got too long for me to attempt to do so anyway. It's the longest thing I've ever written, over 23k words). One of them was even an outsider pov which to me is very pog. I started on the next chapter and it's Steph's time to shine, I love her so much. Once I get the rough draft done for all the chapters I'm going to try to post weekly. But I still have another 15 chapters minimum before the wedding, so I'll try not to get too ahead of myself.

PS let me know any fun wedding traditions you'd want to see in JonDami's wedding. I'm definitely doing a Chinese tea ceremony.

[a-thirst-for-dunmer]

may have just found the existence of Bishop the Bitchop in the modded followers section and BOY

-guy looks like if Dean Winchester went goth and decided respecting women was a fad so there’s that

-like. All the time it’s sex. ‘Nice legs’ and ‘your armor covers up the best bits’ and ‘lemme warm your bedroll for you.’ Sir, my armor is for the fucking dragons, I am married, AND you’re not an elf you’re just unseasoned bland chicken

-Yandere to the max, so fucking alpha it makes him look like he’s struggling with internalized homophobia. ‘Go fetch Papa a drink’ ‘Down, boy’ like??? Sir??? you might be a lil fruity

-when you stand up for yourself he slutshames and belittles you, god forbid I’m the Dovahkiin with 30+ dragon souls swarming inside my body. Get over here i’ll beat your ass

-not EVEN useful in combat. My mans Revyn can pull out a whole staff of paralysis when i marry him along with a dagger. (Dunno where he got it but he likes it. Good lad best boy) Bitchop uses only an iron dagger and basic bows. Kaiden, Lucien, Inigo, and gang all have unique weapons and can carry themselves in a fight. This guy is so fucking weak

-calls u a wench when vanilla marriage candidates call u dearest, love, darling

-i don’t claim this man as part of the atheist community, he’s too much of an edgelord. Plus Daedra and Aedra lore is pog fuck you

-A l l the alpha petnames, princess, babygirl, kitten probably. Guy is like a reverse Geralt

-literally calls himself a savage wolf when you ignore him. Awoo awoo furry bastard

-generic ass edgy backstory

-thinly veiled insults and misogyny passed off as jokes. Who wrote this. U good fam, you need a hug?

-dismisses your entire identity to fuckin treat you like a sex doll. B o i i have killed god’s children and you’re next

Just everything about this guy is repulsion incarnate. Perfectly convinced that this is an aspect of Namira or Molag Bal because fuck, the red flags are downright daedric. I’d rather wed Rolff Stone-Fist