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[garbashedump]

what if they were human?

kay kay kay so i was thinking what would the bugs loook like if they we in a human form or like in a disguse similar to scrabby and this is what i got:

I was also thinking hmm.... well beetles are one of the most diverse species in the world and literally I watched a video talking about how they collected beetles for a sample in the wild and out of those beetles they discovered 7 new species. Soooooo I was like what if they were different races instead?

honestly, I'd be so funny bc of how Scrabby is ginger and he just starts singing the Animaniacs song if someone asks his race

its literally just this lol

also I did as much research as I could ofc :p

Also one with the pink/green eyes (Popstar) belongs to @chaosaliien and the one with purple eyes (Stella) belongs to @liqu3d

[shuckinbeanz]

re:You make him feel…

…like his choices matter. 

warnings/notes: expanding on the previous one because I need it. this one's spicy, super suggestive, but nothing sexually explicit. subby shiggy, (truly)gn reader(no defining features, unlike the majority of my gns, you'll know if you've read them lol), lots of kisses and lipstick marks, n a lil worship if u squint 🥺👉👈 cuz he needs it. communication is sexy, and he's in the process of learning 🥺 and reader is a flirt and super patient w him <3

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~His Masterlist~

Tags: @dynamightsdaydream

Whenever you had the chance to, you'd pamper your boyfriend, Tomura. You had a thing for him going red in the face. 

You've been giving him more kisses, now, that you found the perfect lip shade. 

When you first started this, he'd get so flustered, it was adorable. 

Slowly, but surely, you built up more trust with him.

“Again?” he asks, almost incredulous, but used to it by now. You hum an affirmation, reapplying your favorite shade after covering his face with the stuff.

You tuck his hair back, kissing his ear, then below it, starting on his neck. “Ah, there too…?” It hasn't failed to make him squirm. Really, your man was just too perfect.

“Yup,” you smack your lips. “I'd do it all over if you'd let me.” you tell him, caressing his clothed chest, “Here…” trailing your fingertips downward suggestively. “And here, too.” you whisper in his ear as you trail a short pattern to the waistband of his pants with your fingertips. 

His flush grows even hotter as he shifts a little, a slightly garbled nose escaping him. 

“Perv.”  he calls you. You snicker. “Yours truly.” you tell him, planting a hot one on his jawline. “C’mon, admit it~ You love it.” you tease him. 

A breathy, genuine laugh escapes him. A sound that never fails to make your heart thud in your ribcage. 

“...won't deny it.” he gives, lipstick covered features contorted into a soft, handsome grin.

You feel yourself fall for him all over again.

“Tell me, ‘kay?” you say to him, planting kisses on his neck. “Yeah…” a soft huff escapes him. You stop, giving a curious hum. 

“Not yet…” he grunts, furrowing his brows at the lack of contact. He hesitates, unused to communication. But he eventually begs gently; “...don't stop, please.” 

With that, you happily continue covering him in your kisses, within his embrace.

[turtlesocksv2]

20 Kinnporsche Rewatch Episode 5 Thoughts

Regret Regret Regret. Kinn is so tense and upset about what he did last night, which he should be! Should have let Arm and Pete take care of Porsche, buddy. But Porsche is just dead-eyed and fucking tired. Kinn says that nothing happened and Kinn got to him first, but you know Porsche’s body is telling him a different story. How much does Porsche remember in that moment, How much does he believe Kinn in this moment? Either he’s lying, or it was Kinn that did it to him. and that’s a lot to process when you just woke up.

Kim being a nosy shit is great. and Korn sees right through him. He doesn’t trust Kim as far as he could throw him. but he learned it from watching you, dad! he learned it from watching you!!! Korn knows his grip on Kim is tenuous At Best, so it’s time to really put the squeeze on Kinn.

Genuinely am baffled at Korn’s motivations for all this. like, manipulating and abusing your kids is...you know, a bad thing but it’s one thing. but he wants Porsche working for them, under his thumb. He wants Nampheung’s son back in the fold and part of the family. How does punishing Porsche for getting drugged and making Kinn feel bad for loving Porsche accomplish any of that???

We absolutely need more Tankhun and Kim interactions. they both know way more than Kinn does. Tankhun is a messy bitch and is living for the drama of Kim spying on their dad and finding info. he’s so proud of his babiest brother. We need Tankhun and Kim to Unionize and overthrow their father. they could do it. they have the power.

Are You Fucking Dumb, Bro? my beloved. cracks me up every time. Best thing Ken ever did. ❤️

oh Porsche is MAD about getting punished. honestly his little bathroom breakdown is sooo justified. thank god for Pete, but them having two Very Different conversations is sadly funny.

Arm looks to be the Designataed Sober Bodyguard after the Stripping Incident. Disappointing, but probably a wise choice.

god Porsche is SO SAD this entire episode it kills me.

 Aaaaaand here comes Vegas, smelling the blood in the water. honestly the difference between 3 minutes ago and vegas rolling up with the sick motorcycle is night and day. the life returns to Porsche’s eyes because of that bike.  He and Vegas really could be bros, if it wasn’t for....everything. Porsche has so much fun with Vegas here. No thoughts, just a nice nightime bike ride on a sweet motorcycle with a handsome boy who’s been nothing but nice to you, really, and also it will piss off your boss. Win Win. (Vegas’s little stumble getting off the bike...I see you, sir. playing your game. 👀)

Kinn realizing he drove Porsche ~into Vegas’s arms~ is hilarious. Allow my inner wrestling fan to come out, for just a moment: You 👏 De- 👏Serve👏 It👏

“At least the minor family’s never hurt me!” “I’ve hurt you?” “.......Haven’t you?” god Porsche’s little eyebrow raise. The audacity Kinn has to pretend he didn’t hurt Porsche! Kinn, getting smacked in the face with the fact that Porsche does actually remember. Kinn not knowing how to respond or apologize and just digging his grave deeper. this scene is so good.

i do really like Korn’s pool. it’s a fucking rich people thing, but one that i would actually like to have.

Pete having to stand there, pantsless ass out, and give relationship counseling to his boss. what a nightmare for him. i would die.  but i love his little smile after Kinn leaves, like Yeah! Nailed it! I gave Good Advice (tm)

Kinn getting absolutely roasted by Porsche’s friends and swallowing it down is so funny.  And you can tell that it physically pains Kinn to apologize out loud.

Porsche is actually decent at his job! Even drunk and sad and in the middle of a verbal fight with his boss, he still clocked the intruders before Kinn did.

now i doubt that any competent kidnappers would let Kinn keep a phone on him, which means that Korn had to have GPS chipped his sons at some point like they were dogs that could  get lost. probably after Tankhun’s kidnapping and recovery.

When Porsche and Kinn hear the gunshots Kinn looks so smug like yeah, the rescue team is here and you are going to die. chan is going to shoot you right in the head.

speaking of which, Daddy Chan leaning out of the van to shoot the guy cleanly that Big and Ken fumbled is so great. Finally, some good fucking marksmanship.

KinnPorsche being a Battle Couple will never get old. Handcuffed together in the back of a truck, knocking those kidnappers the fuck out. love it for them.

OK in the preview they do say the GPS is from Kinn’s phone which...was really stupid of the kidnappers. i don’t think this was a very serious kidnapping attempt. Pretty sure this was Korn shoving Kinn and Porsche into a Get-Along-Shirt.

[yegas]

yes! hahaha it's so funny because a few of the characters still very much resemble knb chars. and I just SEE knb. like one guy looks like kise with black hair and another looks like kiyoshi and OMG I JUST DID A GOOGLE SEARCH BC SMTH FELT OFF AND LMAO I'M SO DUMB. IT'S NOT BASEBALL IT'S GOLF HAHAHHA OMG IDEK WHY I REMEMBERED IT AS BASEBALL IT WAS SO LONG AGO I think it was bc I remember them swinging things and got mixed up 😂 and holy shit KISE LOOKALIKE WITH BLACK HAIR WAS NASH from last game wtf 😂 the guy from the golf manga looks like aomine! and teikou!akashi with glasses hahaha crap my memory is so bad 😂 but yeah dia no ace, I used to see it a lot on my dash along with other sports anime but never really gave it a try.. my most recent sports anime though is blue lock and I would def recommend it. this one's about soccer/football (w/e term you prefer haha

YES OHMYGOD HAHAHAHAHAHA ya I feel you! that used to be my source for new music bc there really wasn't anywhere else to find them! I remember keeping track of shows that featured my favourite artists bc these shows were on repeat and went on air at the same timings hahaha I swear the struggle to catch MTV [random show title] at 3pm! Matt was so fit! literally, like good job sir 👏 but the long hair, I get you hahahahahaha when I watched httk mv the first time, I was pretty shocked to see his hair and the only thing on my mind was 'what happened 🙃' and Brian had this.. idk what you call it... a mohawk? lol the goku hair was his best hairstyle imo (he's blond now maybe you've seen.. haha it's a look I have to get used to lmao) BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CONCERT EXPERIENCE! ughhhhh I've been dying to see them.. I'll be so sad if I never get a chance to do so 🤧

as for bands.. oh maannnn Idek where to begin, the list is extensive! I used to listen to a lot esp in my teens, but these days I only have a few constants that I follow. bmth is one that I've carried with me since back then. there's also fob. I would say paramore, but I'm not so keen on their new sound yet. others I got into a little later in life lol is the pretty reckless and in this moment.. I also had a vk phase so I TOTALLY KNOW DIR EN GREY!!! I think I gave them a listen once before but was too wrapped up in other vk bands hahaha (but it wouldn't hurt to give them another go!) I really like and still listen to the gazette. there's also oral cigarettes for non-vk bands ah, and buck-tick I had on loop for some time bc of shiki (great anime if you like horror btw!).. I'm also a fan of certain kbands like the rose and day6 (biiiiiiig fan of day6) if you're familiar with hallyu/kwave. I guess that concludes a summary of my current go-to bands. (oh, I'm giving a special mention to mcr since they were my gateway to rock music hahahaha omg my obsession with them was insane)

that's true. there'd been such useless updates in the past.. I guess some redeeming ones are how you can view people's tags on your post in the activity page and how it displays if you're following/mutuals w someone next to their handle. but yeah I haven't gone around much lately to know what other relevant updates there are hahaha

hahahaha I'm guilty.. I've gone down the reels hole quite a few times.. it's so detrimental though to my mental health lmao esp when I'd see all these.. relationship related reels lol I felt so much better after deactivating IG hahaha I don't have a tiktok acc but I do have the app, only to watch cooking stuff and other hacks in life 😂 OMG BUT you're blessed to have never witnessed the horror that was tumblr live. oh god. I didn't have access to it in my area but I saw enough thumbnails to know how cringe it was tg they removed it 🫠

thanks 🥲 it's a rollercoaster.. just when I think I'm feeling better, I get plunged into this pit of despair (kidding, I'm being dramatic) but you're right, one day at a time, slowly and trusting the process 😌

(sorry if I have typos btw. I have like 8 green lines on my screen 🙃)

HAHAHAHA GOLF i'm so interested now i wanna read it bc if he managed to make GOLF nearly as dramatic as basketball was, that would be such an accomplishment loooool! dw my memory prob sucks even more i swear i could rewatch/reread stuff every few months and forget pretty much everything that happened :') omg whats the name of the character that looks like akashi with glasses i need to see that NOW hahaha. okay i will start blue lock soon! i'm so behind on anime like i haven't watched new ones in years i missed out on so much ughhh now i gotta catch up. i need to watch jujutsu kaisen as well cos everyone's so obsessed with it (like half of my dash is only jjk lol). btw if u have any more recs pls lemme know im all ears!

hahaha yeah those were the days! I DIDN'T KNOW BRIAN WAS BLOND NOW it looks so strange im cryinggg hahahahaha

i saw them back in 2013 when httk came out omg i can't believe it's been 11 FREAKING YEARS wtf. i saw them in vienna with a tumblr friend haha it was really awesome! i have some pics on the sideblog here's the link. i remember lining up at 2 pm and the show started at 8 pm i think and i swear it was the coldest day of my life i was FREEZING like a mf but it was worth it cos i got to be in the 2nd row. but there was fire everywhere on stage and it was SO hot, like an insane temperature difference compared to outside, plus i was a dumb 15 yr old and barely ate anything all day and i FREAKING PASSED OUT during chapter four i think, and security pulled me out and gave me some water and then i went back (thankfully only missed 1 or 2 songs) hahahahaha. at least i learned my lesson for future concerts i guess :'D but the concert was really good i had no complaints abt the sound or anything, and the crowd was nice. and the supporting acts were avatar and five finger death punch, they were cool too. and i'm sure you'll get to see them!! where are u from btw? (pretty sure i saw that they're touring europe right now in case ur from here)

hey i've been listening to some bmth recently, but for some reason it's always songs where other artists are featured, specifically 'kingslayer' w/ babymetal and 'code mistake' w/ corpse. i also love 'vampir' with ic3peak (super into ic3peak). i should totally give their discography more of a listen, i only know some songs off of sempiternal (and i like them so idk why i never listened to more stuff lol). fob definitely has some bangers! and paramore was the first rock band i discovered along with linkin park! i saw the crushcrushcrush video on tv (wasn't mtv but this channel called viva, i don't even think it exists anymore), i was 9 and wanted to be hayley williams :'D she had the coolest hair in the world!

OMG SO HAPPY U KNOW DEG <3 they moved away from vkei so many years ago, their newer stuff is super experimental, like all the albums are so different from each other. my faves are uroboros (the remastered/expanded version), dum spiro spero and vulgar. def give them a go! and the gazette are also great, i was obsessed with the song '濁' from their latest album!

yep i love horror, def gonna add shiki to the to-watch list then! gotta check out those kbands as well. i'm familiar with some kpop, not too extensively (there are soo many groups haha) but i have a playlist that i made and listen to pretty often. i think my favorite kpop group rn is ateez. and yep mcr are legendary!! i remember seeing helena for the first time on yt and being blown away haha!

ooh true, those updates are some of the good ones! and i get you, 2 of my friends also left ig a long time ago for mental health reasons. it's probably better not to have it anyway. i don't really spend much time there tbh (youtube is my main time-waster) and pretty much everything the algorithm shows me nowadays is makeup tutorials and animals (and desserts whenever im trying to eat healthy lool). AND LMFAO TUMBLR LIVE I JUST HAD TO GOOGLE IT i never heard of it before but i can only imagine omfg.

i know what you mean. stay strong, it'll get much easier soon, trust me!

[fancyrock]

I've seen a lot of people post about their incompetent doctors so I decided to share my own experience soo...

STORY 👏 TIME! 👏

Now, obviously as I'm chronically ill, I have plenty of doctors telling me all sorts of bullcrap, but trust me, this story is hilarious!

So one day I was about 16 and I was at school eating lunch with my friends under a tree. I had beans as a snack so I was eating them, but I had this special way of eating them: I popped the peas out of the pod and into my mouth, then ate the pod. As I was eating, one of my friends made me laugh as I was launching another pea into my mouth, and it got stuck in my throat (which made everyone laugh even more). It was all jokes and stuff until lunch ended and it was still stuck in my throat.

I decided to text my mum about the whole situation, and then decided to call a doctor nearby to book an appointment that afternoon (while in a bathroom stall and skipping out on 5th period). Now, that doctor I had never seen before, so I had no idea what he was like.

My grandma drove me up to the clinic and decided to come into the doctor's office with me (which in retrospect was a good idea). The clinic seemed more like someone's house rather than a professional healthcare environment, but I decided to continue with the signup process anyways. There was a ton of paperwork, pretty usual for going to a new doctor.

Anyways, me and my grandma went into this guy's office, and he asks what's the matter blah blah blah (now lets get to the juicy part!!)

"There's a pea stuck in my throat."

The doctor had a good hard look at me (/s) and said

"Is there any chance you're pregnant?"

(Now I know some 16 year olds do get pregnant, but seriously?)

"No? I'm a virgin."

"What medications do you take?"

"Antidepressants and birth control pills for my hormones."

"SO YOU ARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE!!!"

"No, it's for my hormones, I have a high risk of developing PCOS cause my mum has it."

And then later he said,

"You're overweight, lose some weight."

"Yes I know that," I replied, "I'm working on that with my GP."

My grandma was sitting next to me this whole time trying not to laugh out loud with all these ridiculous questions.

And then the doctor finally came to this conclusion:

"You have a lump in your throat due to your hormones, you don't actually have a pea in your throat." And then prescribed me for some bullshit medication I didn't need.

Once me and my grandma got the HELL out of there, we laughed our asses off the whole 2 minute drive home (and then laughed about it some more with my mum when we arrived). We ripped up the stupid prescription and Mum decided to call our usual clinic, and I got an appointment the next day. Thankfully the other doctor believed me and reassured us that it should dislodge itself soon but if it didn't, go to the hospital.

AND GUESS WHAT???

GUESS FUCKING WHAT???

The day after, I coughed the pea up!! It was all hard and white which was super gross but IT WAS THERE IN MY DAMN THROAT!!! My grandma suggested to send it to that other doctor, but I had already gotten rid of it.

Later that week, I was searching for this doctor for some information about him, and turns out HE HAD SO MANY ONE STAR REVIEWS IT WAS CRAZY!

Aaaaand last I ever heard of him is that HE GOT FIRED!!

Suck it, Dr. Whatever-the-fuck-your-name-was!

Moral of the story: always check reviews before going to a new doctor.

[wndaswife]

I'll definitely try to message soon but anyways onto the storytime session that's gonna escalate fairly quickly cause I suck at story-telling lmao. Also apologies for any spelling errors cause I'm lazy :")

For timeline purposes, I first met M back in early September when one of my friends decided to introduce me to a few of the friend groups he was in. Mostly playing video games at night each day since usually everyone is mostly avaliable during that time.

Now I have to admit, I absolutely love to play flirt so I tested the waters to see if it was okay a couple weeks into meeting and hanging out with M. Everything was really going well and we consistently joked, play flirted and got to know each other a bit more each day.

Fast forward a bit past Halloween and into the start of November, we just full on start discussing kinks and what me and M are into. I rarely ever had the courage to talk about kinks until now, mostly cause I highly trusted M and my closest friends in the group vc. Plus I knew it was a safe place to not be kinkshamed to the moon and back lol.

Anyways in one particular moment, I confided in M that I had a massive breeding kink and wished that I had a cum filled strap-on to play with. I don't have any toys myself, and I have never went to a sex shop yet either. On the downlow I kinda playfully joked that I wished M could buy me one (and maybe to fuck/breed me with 😏). We danced around that joke for a bit until M really seriously went, "🦐 I swear, I'm serious. Don't joke with me, I will fucking buy you one."

Fully blushing and giggling at this point over the mic, I just blurted out that I was being serious too and wanted her to buy me one. To which M agreed and a few days later, a bit before Thanksgiving I got a text really late at night from M on my ps messages in our dm.

I was really tired and on the verge of falling asleep, so I didn't really process it when M messaged me that she found and met a really nice women at sex shop relatively close in a nearby town next to my own town/state. I kinda gushed like the oblivious tired lesbian I was in the heat of the moment just going like, "Oh that's cool. Didn't realize there was a sex shop that close lol."

Then a bit past Thanksgiving, M asks me in the vc for my address if I'm comfortable with giving her that information. I chuckled slightly before teasingly requesting if she wanted my phone number too. M laughed in return and just simply replied, "If you're comfortable with that too, then yes."

We both giggle as I excitedly agreed, giving her both pieces of info into our dm. Again, because I'm an oblivious lesbian...IT DIDN'T REGISTER IN MY POOR BRAIN THE REASON M MENTIONED A SEX SHOP AND ASKED FOR MY ADDRESS Cckwkkzskka 👏😭

So the next day, I decide to text M and blindly ask her why she wanted my address. To which after I press send, I kinda anxiously check my phone consistently until M texts me back with, "Christmas Gift <3"

Like a bloody tidal wave, suddenly everything clicked and the realization finally dawned on me. My face turning bright red as I danced around getting hints about my gift with M and her vaguely giving me small hints of the details. To confirm that she is sending me a custom-made package with a variety of possible accessories and toys 😳

AAAAAAAACOEOOZOSLSSSLSLS LIKE HOLY SHIT M HAS SIGNIFICANTLY PUT MY STANDARDS SO HIGH UP IT'S JAWDROPPING 🙏😵‍💫

I say possible accessories and toys because one past days fairly recently I joined the vc and M went "🦐!! Hiiii I was just talking to (another friend in vc) about everything in the package I'm sending you."

My brain is bloody RACING at this point from all the possibilities that M ordered for me in that package. Cause I know we discussed other things like handcuffs in my favorite color or blindfolds and etc. LIKE SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING I LOVE AND ITS GOT ME SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT SHE GOT ME BUT IT ALSO MAKES ME WANT TO GET HER A GIFT IN RETURN AAAAAAAAAA

I would love to give a small update once the package arrives but I also need to ask for permission and see if I can openly it immediately or have to wait. 🥺

Until then I'm going feral and constantly waiting for M to send the message that my package has arrived 🤤

- 🦐

OMGGGGGGGGGG HFJKHJGHJGKHJ

i must be rly deprived i felt like gelatin reading this 😫 omg that's sssssoooooooo

u rly have a sugar mommy............ u rly do i love that so much for you seriously

from someone who has sent packages from where i live- canada- to russia, it's literally the best and most surreal feeling to have an online friend get ur gifts like it feels amazing

has the gift come yet??? when u get it and you can open it, you could call her at the same time! and what a thrill would it be to send her videos of you........... using her toys help