I need kevin to be like the green brothers of the exy-verse. Like people know him either from the prolific history yt channel he runs (he saves people taking any hist class, is worshipped by apush students during exam szn) OR from being the best exy striker to ever play the game.
then I need all the tweets going 'wtf is kevin day doing teaching on yt in my apush class?? I thought he was an exy player??'
or
' why does my cousin have a poster of kevin day in exy gear? I see that guy every time my hist prof has a hangover and puts on youtube??'
anyways,
kevin day wins a kids choice award or a streamy or something and he receives some very confused calls from the foxes.
the wool permits zed got were his brand colors, he gets 50% of doc's profits on the wood selling , which he's selling for Sand and it's Doc, so zed's probably not gonna have to worry about collecting sand for his glass permits as much anymore, and his acquired blaze rod and magma cube permits go hand in hand?
HOW is zed winning . it's not a competition but he's WINNING
It's like the Percy Jackson explanation that all the sons of Zeus and Poisidon fought on WW2 against the sons of Hades (implied to be the Axis Powers) and won against them, so the 3 gods signed a vow of abstinence when the war was over. Like the lore could have done without WW2 and that people are genetically evil
HHHHHH i have never read Percy Jackson but thats wild ok wait so the sons of hades are canonically italian, german, and japanese? surely this doesn't have any weird meta implications
Who knew it would take Taylor falling into a family full of competitive professional athletes to have her own competitiveness and domination be fully embraced and celebrated on main
and sure there are other babygirls but are they being hunted by every crown in europe for mass homicide and high treason while also being described as having "eyes like a kitten's"?
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