#Wallace wwdits

[beansprean]

Happy Mer-May!! Why not an extremely loosely interpreted Little Mermaid au? Starring Guillermo as a harbor seal who dreams of living in the deep, Wallace as an opportunistic mimic octopus, Colin as a parasitic lamprey, Laszlo as a lazy little snaggletooth, Nadja as a vicious sloane’s viperfish, and Nandor as a spiny black dragonfish. Deep sea fishes truly the vampires of the sea.

"Betcha down there

that they don't care

Bet they don't

mind a couple slaughters..."

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1a. Underwater full body shot of mermaid Guillermo swimming past. He has the tail of a light brown harbor seal, webbed fingers, and small floppy ears that are held closed. He has a line of kelp tied around him like a bandolier and is looking around determinedly, brandishing a wooden stake in one hand. 1b. Full body of Guillermo lounging on his side on a flat rock above the water, one arm tucked under his head and the other held to his side like a flipper. He sighs forlornly. 1c. Full body of Guillermo on an algae-covered rock sticking above the ocean's surface, waves cresting around him as he lifts up his torso little-mermaid style and sings out "part of your world".

2. Full body of mermaids Colin, Laszlo, Nadja, and Nandor floating in a line, the ocean behind them very dark. Colin has the slick beige and cream tail of a lamprey, webbing beneath his arms, and gill pores dotted down each side of his torso and neck. He grins and wiggles his webbed fingers at the viewer in a wave. Behind him is a smaller shot of Colin with his mouth open, revealing multiple circular rows of sharp teeth around a sucking maw. Laszlo has the tail of a snaggletooth or stareater, his anterior side patterned in teal and black scales up to his chest, lighter teal scales dotting up his neck and shoulders, and brighter teal fins. He has a pair of gills on either side of his neck, sharp black claws on each webbed finger, and green bioluminescent spots running from wrists to tailfin on either side. He floats with a smug grin, arms crossed and back-to-back with his wife. Nadja has the tail of a Sloane's viperfish, her anterior side patterned in dull garnet and black scales up to her chest, lighter dull garnet scales dotting up her neck and shoulders, and brighter rose fins. Her fins and tail are similar to Laszlo's in style, but larger and longer with a posterior barbel. She has a pair of gills on either side of her neck, sharp red claws on each webbed finger, long fangs poking up from her lower jaw, and double lines of red bioluminescent spots running from wrists to tailfin on either side. She is grinning to show off her fangs, floating back to back with her husband. One of her webbed hands is raised to bare her claws, long black hair swirling in the water around her. Nandor has the tail of a black dragonfish, his anterior side patterned in dark blue and black speckling up to his chest, lighter blue scales dotting up his neck and shoulders, and black spines with translucent blue webbing over his shoulders and down either side of his long winding tail, ending in a small forked fin. He has a pair of gills on either side of his neck, sharp claws on each webbed finger, and gold bioluminescent spots running from wrists to tailfin on either side with double lines on his torso. he is floating nervously, looking around and twiddling his hands together.

3a. Mermaid Wallace, with the tentacles of a mimic octopus below the waist, floats underwater next to mermaid Guillermo. They are wearing a woven vest studded with shells and pearls, a black doppa hat with puka shells, a pearl necklace, a pendant with a claw, and several rings on unwebbed fingers. Their tentacles are relaxed, colored in the usual brick and cream stripes, and they have black claws and small horns above each eye. Wallace grins slyly as they wave their arms mysteriously and dangle a necklace in front of Guillermo’s face. It is a simple braided string with a snail shell on the end, which is glowing bright blue and burping out shiny bubbles. Guillermo, wearing a kelp bandolier with two stakes tied into it at his hip is staring at it with wide, fascinated eyes, one hand reaching up slowly for it. He says, “So…this will let me survive in the Trench?” Wallace replies, “Guaranteed.” 3b. Repeat. Wallace suddenly snatches the necklace back into their hand, cutting off the glow, their other hand planting itself on their hip. Their tentacles darken into black and bright crimson stripes and fan out threateningly in the water as they clarify, “For 72 hours only. And $350 cash.” Guillermo snatches his hands back to hold them protectively against his chest, head sinking into his shoulders in shock as he frowns back up at Wallace.

4a. Mermaid Guillermo and mermaid Laszlo float side by side in the deep, Guillermo wearing his kelp bandolier and Wallace’s magic snail shell necklace, which continues to burp out small glowing blue bubbles. Laszlo bares his fangs upwards and tosses up his hands as if to amplify his voice, shouting, “Fish!” Startled, Guillermo jerks back, one hand half-raising in a readied fist and the other clutching a stake behind his back. 4b. Repeat. With a poof of bubbles, Laszlo transforms into a brightly glowing dark teal snaggletooth fish with bulging eyes, a chin barbel, an unhingeable jaw full of long sharp teeth, and bioluminescent green spots down each side. He looks to be about four inches (or 10cm) long. Guillermo immediately relaxes, unimpressed, and drops his arms while staring at the tiny fish with a “you’ve got to be kidding me” expression. Fish Laszlo squeaks, “Not so tough now, eh??”

5a. Close up of mermaid Nandor in hunting mode, rushing left across the screen, his bioluminescent spots and glowing red eyes streaking light behind as he goes. He has one arm rushing forward as if to snatch whatever he’s chasing and the other held braced and ready at his shoulder, claws bared. He has spiny webbing like a bat’s wing underneath each arm, a spiny fin for an ear,and the webbed black spines at his shoulders have lengthened and spread out like an angry frilled lizard. His jaw has unhinged and gaped open, morphing and stretching his face into something monstrous and revealing dozens of long, sharp, thin teeth snarling and ready for the kill. 5b. Mermaid Guillermo floats nearby watching, eyes bulging out and face blushing bright red as he clutches the snail shell necklace in his laced fingers as if it were a rosary. He is fully into this. /end ID

[safetyhazardfics]

Sharing the fic I wrote for Volume 3 of What We Create in the Shadows @wwcitszine! It's full of awesome art, fic, and interviews with the cast and crew, and all proceeds go to PFLAG!

WWCITS Volume 3 is available on Blurb through August 20, 2023 - if you enjoy, consider picking up a copy in print or PDF!

Answering the question on everybody's mind: What happened to Laszlo's favorite hat after Go Flip Yourself?

[fritextramole]

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[ddesole]

What We Do In The Shadows 5.10 "Exit Interview"

[harveyguillensource]

Official FX set photos from WWDITS season 5 episode 10, Exit Interview.

[dont-offend-the-bees]

Did

Did laszlermo fucking win season 5

[mchristelle]

[rosewaterraindrops]

I think Wallace is so underrated as a WWDITS side character! He’s a necromancer (SO cool?!?!?!), and a great salesman, and he has a whole zombie army and he just seems like a really interesting guy lol. And the scene where he’s reanimating Topher while scatting and checking his phone still makes me cry tears of laughter. If I lived in the WWDITS universe, one of the first things I’d do is go make friends with Wallace.

(The Ringmaster is a close second.)

[derpywhoms]

I LOVE WALLACE ‼️‼️‼️ I HEART THEM ‼️‼️‼️

[the99thfanboy]

I haven’t seen a soul mention that the home maker over twins are the guys from Mighty Med

[parttimesarah]

Tonight’s Shadows earworm comes to you from 3x5 (“The Chamber of Judgement”). This is me whenever I see a spider on the ceiling…

[catgirl-gerardway]

just started season 2 of wwdits and wong cameo???

[fritextramole]

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[johnnyhatesducks]

RAHHHHH vamp mike from my au (yk... WWDITS x The Office...) heheheheheheheheheh

Info dump about him huhhh

•He was turned into a vampire in 1700-1800 by David Wallace.

•British.

•He worked for the queen when he was human.

•He likes to cover songs,, also he has a piano

•Dwight is his familiar yay

•Really closed minded and still thinks everything is like when he was human.

Thats all YAY

[famdommcfanface]

Okay. I have thoughts. Mainly wwdits last two episodes.

Likes:

Laszlo and his fight scene against the wraiths!!! He doesn't get enough fight scenes it was great.

I liked the whole mystery house Poirot thing. Not convinced about Colin's moustache but I forgave him when I got the gag

Guide-centric episode. Glad she got her revenge. Glad the hex was bullshit. But Nadja it was all still your fault.

The clip of them all being nice to her being a fake-out revealed in the mid credits sequence? Loved that just because I predicted it.

Djinn cameo! I don't mind that Nandor used wishes off screen I'm just happy to see the guy.

The fact that the episode 'exit interview' came out on my actual last day where I'm working rn. In case you're wondering, I did not get an exit interview, and nobody was quite sure why.

Wallace! Is that his name? The necromancer. Fave side character and he/they icon. I was literally just thinking the other day they should bring him back.

I LOVED Guillermo with fangs. We'll come back to this.

Some nice Nandermo homoeroticism. In Guillermo's mum's house. Again, we'll come back to them.

Dislikes:

The ending. Gotta start with this. Low-key made me genuinely upset that Guillermo ended up human. I ASCRIBE NO MORAL WEIGHT TO THIS I JUST DIDN'T LIKE IT

Also I have totally lost faith that Nandermo will happen, which makes me sad. AGAIN NO MORAL JUDGEMENT I JUST SHIP IT.

Nadja had like no storyline this series and what she did have went nowhere. Justice for my queen.

Hang on. Fuck. Literally just occurred to me. Wasn't the baron meant to think Guillermo is dead? He was at the fucking ceremony. What the fuck.

Similarly, the suggestion that hair doesn't grow when you're a vampire? Honestly this might need its own post. However it did give us Guillermo looking very hot which is nice.

Edit: okay so only one mention of what was going on with Colin last series in the WHOLE SERIES. My god where was my Laszlo angst.

[mchristelle]