#Wels x biffa

[shepscapades]

Question abt the xisuma and keralis doodle in the cozy xisuma post;;

Do the hermit's not know what xisuma's face looks like and keralis is one of the only ones/the only one who knows, or do the hermit's know what his face looks like but we as the audience for some reason don't?

I think as far as I’ve decided, Keralis, Cleo, and Doc are the only hermits who have seen Xisuma’s face.

[cacy11]

im so mad im gonna go watch biffa videos until im not mad anymore

[welsknight-central]

this post will kind of act like a directory of all the wels knight and hels knight shipping posts that can be found on this blog ^-^

the general tag for any posts with shipping of wels knight or hels knight is #hermitshipping

hermits with wels:

#bdubs x wels knight

#beef x wels knight

#biffa x wels knight

#cleo x wels knight

#doc x wels knight

#etho x wels knight

#evil xisuma x wels knight

#grian x wels knight

#hypno x wels knight

#jevin x wels knight

#pearl x wels knight

#python x wels knight

#ren x wels knight

#scar x wels knight

#stress x wels knight

#tango x wels knight

#wels knight x hels knight

#xisuma x wels knight

#hermits x wels knight *this one is for posts that may have either hermitcraft as a huge polycule or multiple ships with wels (like more than 3 in one post)

hermits with hels:

#evil xisuma x hels knight

#impulse x hels knight

#scarlet pearl x hels knight

#wels knight x hels knight

#wormman x hels knight

#hermits x hels knight *this one is for posts that may have either hermitcraft as a huge polycule or multiple ships with hels (like more than 3 in one post)

other random ships:

#eret x wels knight

#eret x hels knight

#martyn x wels knight

#reader x hels knight

#satan x hels knight

[hmshermitcraft]

Some wels x biffa fluff for the soul?

The two of them know they're opposites in a lot of ways. Wels is from a world of fantasy - knights in shining armour, dragons and castles - whilst Biffa is from a futuristic city - flying cars, robots, buildings taller than the eye can see.

They're both grateful they found each other in Hermitcraft. It was no small miracle.

And, despite their differences, they can sit and polish plates of metal together; silver and red piled together on the table.

[sexymanxisuma]

this post will kind of act like a directory of all the xisuma and evil xisuma shipping posts that can be found on this blog ^-^

the general tag for any posts with shipping of xisuma or evil xisuma is #hermitshipping

hermits with xisuma:

#bdubs x xisuma

#biffa x xisuma

#cleo x xisuma

#cub x xisuma

#doc x xisuma

#etho x xisuma

#false x xisuma

#gem x xisuma

#grian x xisuma

#hels knight x xisuma

#hypno x xisuma

#impulse x xisuma

#iskall x xisuma

#jevin x xisuma

#joe hills x xisuma

#joel x xisuma

#keralis x xisuma

#mumbo x xisuma

#pearl x xisuma

#ren x xisuma

#scar x xisuma

#skizz x xisuma

#stress x xisuma

#tango x xisuma

#wels knight x xisuma

#xb x xisuma

#xisuma x evil xisuma

#zedaph x xisuma

#hermits x xisuma *this one is for posts that may have either hermitcraft as a huge polycule or multiple ships with xisuma (like more than 3 in one post)

hermits with evil xisuma:

#cleo x evil xisuma

#etho x evil xisuma

#grian x evil xisuma

#hels knight x evil xisuma

#hypno x evil xisuma

#keralis x evil xisuma

#mumbo x evil xisuma

#npc grian x evil xisuma

#wels knight x evil xisuma

#wormman x evil xisuma

#xisuma x evil xisuma

#zedaph x evil xisuma

#hermits x evil xisuma *this one is for posts that may have either hermitcraft as a huge polycule or multiple ships with evil xisuma (like more than 3 in one post)

empires:

#fwhip x xisuma

#jimmy x xisuma

#jimmy x evil xisuma

#pixlriffs x xisuma

#smajor x evil xisuma

#xornoth x evil xisuma

#empires x xisuma *this is for posts with either empires as a huge polycule x xisuma or multiple ships with xisuma (like more than 3)

other random ships:

#bertha darling x evil xisuma

#bigb x xisuma

#cabby x evil xisuma

#el mariana x evil xisuma

#napoleon x evil xisuma

#noxintrus x evil xisuma

#satan x evil xisuma

#zloy x xisuma

[hermitcake]

if you haven't done it yet, assumption based on wels x biffa?

hearing them sing makes you 😳😳 every time, you find armor incredibly attractive, you probably started watching Hermitcraft before season 6

[puppetmaster13u]

Wels: So are we, like, flirting right now? 

Biffa: I thought we were sparring. 

 Wels: That doesn’t answer my question.

Jevin, with popcorn in his mouth: Both, you cowards

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

Etho x Wels x Biffa x Xisuma

Wels, wearing an apron and towel over his shoulder: Xisuma!

Biffa, also wearing an apron: Suma, you're home!

Xisuma: What--

Etho, wiping down the kitchen counter: Honey, I cleaned the house for you!

Wels, opening the oven: I made dinner, doll!

Biffa: We missed you!

Xisuma: Guys, this is an IKEA! We’re going to get kicked out!

[biffa001]

Your faves are invalid! Like half of the damn server

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

One time Cleo got annoyed at Joe and proceeded to spend a solid month referring to him exclusively as Gregory. The results:

Several hermits (including Xisuma, Stress, Wels, Jevin, and Biffa) rolling their eyes and/or chuckling but otherwise not joining in.

Several hermits (including Iskall, Tango, Cub, Ren, and False) joining in on the joke

Several hermits (including Zedaph, Mumbo, Scar, Python, and Impulse) getting really confused because his name is Joe, right? They're just joking, his name isn't actually Gregory- but what if it is? What if his name is actually- I don't know what's real anymore...

TFC managing to miss the entire thing.

Joe Gregory going through a grand total of sixty-two existential crisis in the most Joe Gregory way possible and sarcastically changing his branding for a while.

Gregory sticking around as a nickname even after everyone went back to using his real name, mostly used when being shouted in exasperation.

A change in seasons midway through, introducing New Hermit Grian, who was very confused until X explained.

Etho only finding out about it after the fact and randomly referring to people (not just Joe) as Gregory, often with no context as to who he's actually talking about.

That's the Gregory Hills Difference!

- Mod Shade

[kikunai]

the hermit in suits masterpost

which i draw every single hermit in suits. except mumbo. ok maybe i will draw mumbo but not now.

no longer taking any requests

evil xisuma and hels (headshots)

cub

biffa

scar

xB and hypno

wels (and an extra helsie)

ren

gem

biffa (2)

keralis

x and keralis

xisuma

pearl

evil xisuma

false

xb

[the-royal-bat-snake]

It's one of those Biffa missing nights, y'know? And also you said it was okay to talk about Biffa in your inbox and here I am.

Imagining Biffa in s7-s9.

He would have had a FIELD DAY in Cleo's Head Hunt games. And him playing decked out? I can only imagine how well (or badly) he'd do. Would he have played it? Would it have been a regular thing or just a few times? And Biffa, mycelium resistance, HEP, podzol gang, or neutral? I personally think he'd be on mycelium resistance for funsies. Or maybe even podzol gang. And with the intro of helsknight and the cloning machine, would we have gotten a Biffa clone? (Evil Biffa or Hels Biffa perhaps?)

And for s8. Would Biffa have had a part in Xisuma's story? Or Ren and Doc's story? I'd imagine Biffa would probably go along with the things X and Ex are doing, and only later realize that something's up. And Moon Big, how would have Biffa ackwnowledge it? Would he have acknowledged it?

And s9? Highly doubt Biffa would participate in the diamond measuring contest. Maybe at first like X then pull out shen he sees how hard everyone else is going for it and decided that nah he doesn't have time for that.

God I'd love to see Biffa play decked out or any other mini game with the hermits. And maybe in COTC with them. Or that first HHH Ren held back in s7, where they were all answering questions.

And Biffa streaming/interacting with the hermits in general 😔 just- 🥺 I miss him your honor

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Oh he would have loved the head hunt. I think he would have played Decked Out a lot and never trade cards. He hoards them or gets rid of them. Also despite how much I would want him to be with HEP because TEA he would probably be on the podzol party yeah. Then again what is HEP but TEA with a few more death traps? I think he would go in the cloning machine and forget about it until and evil clone comes to beat him up.

I think he would have gotten a similar spray paint thing to Beef in season 8, purely to change the yellow to black to match the aesthetic. But then during the Hels kitchen scene EX realizes he really could have just asked him. Like not even have Xisuma ask him like with Wels but just straight up gone to him like "hello I'm creating an evil cryptocurrency wanna join" and Biffa would go "hell yes". Biffa ignores the moon for the most part but sneaks onto the boatem offworld escapes and he ends up in their outro bit in the void despite them ignoring him following them.

He makes a pillar out of dirt. He is not discouraged but Grian tearing it down and convinces X to join him in a war against the diamond pillars with a dirt tower.

I miss him too,,,

[eexer-watches-hermitcraft]

Blame @shadeswift99 I'm still Thinking about their hels.

Too far. HelsDoc could build his machines, do his experiments, whatever. But this time he went too far- Helsuma didn't even get a chance. Helsuma had always been admin, it was natural. Hels was natural. But Doc wanted to change that.

HelsBiffa saw it happen. It was brief, X's gloved fingers scrabbling on his keyboard, trying desperately to interrupt the commands Doc had managed to execute. Doc just watched, smiling coldly in the glow of his monitors as he observed X's blind panic as if he were an interesting redstone circuit.

Doc had weeks to prepare. He wrote the necessary programs patiently, debugging every hitch and planning for every possiblity. Once he got backdoor access into the server, it was easy. Doc took his precious time. He had plenty of enemies to test it on, and it didn't matter if anyone missed them. But X would be missed. HelsBiffa would miss him. And Doc went too far.

Two clicks. That was it. Two clicks to make Doc admin and X disappear. It didn't matter where to; he wasn't coming back. The server firewall keeps its denizens in just as effectively as keeps everything else out. X was gone, and HelsBiffa realized he had nothing left. What does a creature born of fire and mirrors do when it loses everything? Revolution and redemption felt too alien, and he was just so, so tired. But revenge? Revenge was an old friend. Maybe Doc wouldn't be going down for good, but HelsBiffa's PvP skills were far from dull. How about one last notch in the sword, for old time's sake?

Many years later, two old friends have tea together. One remains with his beloved server, while the other has moved on to other worlds. The android and the admin, old as the world's first dawn. As they catch each other up on their relative worlds' happenings, the android asks the question. The admin sighs. Everyone asks eventually. "Will the other me come?" "Am I safe?" "Are my friends safe?". He can't protect them all, couldn't protect Wels. He foolishly, selfishly hopes Doc never asks. But for Biffa, at least, he had an answer, even though the answer was more horrible than the question.

The admin got up and strode over to an unassuming closet where he retrieved a small box, curiously free from dust. He returned to his friend's side, staring at the box and contemplating his next words. Finally, mind made up, the admin reached into the box and placed a handful of screws in the androids open palm. They were horribly bent and mangled, some stripped and others torn in half. Underneath the grime and rust, one could just see the flecks of pink and yellow paint.

The age-old friends locked eyes, and the silence became heavier than it was moments earlier. The admin nodded slowly. "Yeah. You're safe."

Far away, in the basement of a building long demolished, an android slowly rusts.

[rzdhc]

HC Horror Au Masterpost

General Info: X X X

Biffa: X

Beef: X

Bdubs: X X

Cleo: X

Cub: X X

Doc: X

Etho: X

False: X

Gemini: X

Grian: X

Hypno: X X

Impulse: X

Iskall: X

Jellie: X

Jevin: X

Joe: X

Keralis: X

Mumbo: X

Pearl: X

Ren: X

Scar: X

Stress: X

Tango: X X

TFC: X

Wels: X X

Xb: X

Xisuma: X

Zedaph: X X

[hmshermitcraft]

During season 6, Xisuma and Biffa had a really bad fight, so bad, that Biffa decided they needed a break and some space, even after they made up. So he left just after season 6 ended.

He was supposed to be back for season 7, but his visit went from a few days to a few weeks and to a few months. And he realized he was starting to love that place.

By the time season 7 was ending, he started to doubt whether or not he wanted to go back to Hermitcraft, even though he and Xisuma were technically on a break, and not broken up.

Xisuma, however, has taken the lengthy time away as Biffa's way of breaking up with him.

Biffa's internal conflict is quickly over and replaced with jealousy when Wels and Jevin tell him that Xisuma's growing closer to Keralis, and returns for season 8.

When Biffa returned, X was both ecstatic and awkward to see him back. Even after Biffa makes his intentions clear, the two take their time to rebuild the relationship, and eventually, they're back to being pretty much inseperable.

Are the other hermits worried? If Biffa only returned out of jealousy, how long will it be until he leaves again?

[sweetest-honeybee]

What are you do see each hermit's elytra being?

Grian: Scarlet Macaw

Mumbo: Thin mech wings with redstone/red holographic webbing

Xisuma: Black pterodactyl wings with green tips and some green spots littering the backs of them

Iskall: Don’t judge me but like......Fairy/Insect wings of some kind, green ones obvs

False: Seagull

Ren: Flamingo (don’t judge)

Doc: 1 webbed wing matching his general skin pattern and 1 robotic wing kinda like Mumbo’s

Bdubs: Dark grey-blue webbed wings topped with feathers

Cub: Vex (Grey)

Scar: Vex (Aqua)

Impulse: Black feathered wings with yellow tipped feathers

Keralis: Dark grey and white speckled wings (dominantly grey)

Zed: Hummingbird (cream-brown)

Tango: Hummingbird (red/gold) or cardinal (red/black) or generally red webbed wings

Jevin: Blue slime pterodactyl wings

Wels: Dove with gold undertones and speckling

Biffa (counting him): Pink/yellow mech webbed wings

Stress: Pink-purple butterfly

Beef: Grey, brown, and white speckled feathered wings (dominantly brown)

Etho: Beetle

Jess (I guess I can count him too): Hummingbird (black)

Python (counting him): Red webbed wings

Bonus-

Evil X: Plain dark grey feathered wings (not very well kept feathers)

Hels: Raven with red undertones and gold speckling

Apathetic Xisuma: Mech dull yellow pterodactyl wings with rips and tears in them (hardly well kept, they look disgusting)

NPC Grian: Doesn’t usually use wings bc he can fly around as he pleases but if he did, he would have black/red/purple dragonfly wings

BadTimes: Vex (White)

I think that’s everyone? Not sure lol, I feel like I missed someone