Gwyn: Is it true that an Illyrian's wingspan has a positive correlation with their lower genitalia?
Azriel: Their what?
Gwyn: Lower genitalia. Penis. Dick. Cock. Phallus -
Azriel: *dryly* I know. Why are you asking me this?
Gwyn: It's for research purposes.
Azriel: ... Uh-huh.
Gwyn: Really. Do you want to be my test subject?
Azriel: *stares at Gwyn dumbly*
Gwyn: If you're not free, I can ask Balthazar -
Azriel: *immediately* I'm free. Free is my middle name. What do you need me to do?
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Drift: I’m terrible at expressing myself.
Wing: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Drift: Yeah, but my actions are also bad.
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Pinkie Redesign 🎈 2 of 7! Also a new peek at a big finale piece 👀
Pegasi are the smallest of pony types. Frequently lighter in color. Most pegasi get their mane trimmed short near the back of their necks for wing movement.
Pinkie Pie is half pegasus. She is the oldest of her earth sisters and has 2 earth parents....Being a kids show, they wouldn't go any further into that but she has a different father than her sisters(a pegasus dude mom met before earth dad). Pinkie doesn't know but will find out later in life. Her family loves her no matter what though. Almost always flying. Like a little bumblebee. Hovering around the ponies eyeline she's talking to. It's almost like she can teleport 🤔. Is she faster than Rainbow? Who knows? Pinkie doesn't care about racing, just parties & fun stuff. Rainbow is a distance flyer and has endurance, so RD is probably the best still.
I know I'm not a great designer or writer, but this is just for fun!
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My part for @tf-bigbang ~
Illustrations for awesome fic by @dratchetismyjam !
Go and check it 👀
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“LEPIDOPTERIST” POCKET KNIFE | LISTING
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