Flora, to Anagan: So…um…I like your jacket.
Anagan: …Thanks. I like your…excessively revealing fairy outfit.
Flora: Thanks! I got it from whatever random entities bestow fairy forms! Their tastes apparently lean into the somewhat revealing.
Anagan: You’re acting weird.
Flora: I was trying to flirt back. Am I not doing it right? Sorry, I’m new.
Anagan: Didn’t you flirt with Helia?
Flora: No, I just sent Aisha to go break into his room and search his personal items.
Anagan: …
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WIP Wednesday: January 31st!
We hope you're getting excited for Trigun Body Horror Week! We're busy making delightfully gross things for the event and hope you are too. We'll be doing a WIP Wednesday on Jan. 31st, so if you're interested in sharing something, post it that day and tag it #trigunbodyhorrorweek. We'll reblog it and spread excitement for the event!
Remember as well to tag any relevant content warnings in your WIPs and finished fanwork, as to be respectful of potential triggers or other content some people may not want to see.
Can't wait to see what you guys are cooking!
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thinking about them being very drunk one night, the week ted is supposed to leave for the us. about trent expressing something like: “have you really considered what your son would prefer: you being in america with him or pursuing what you think is best for your future and well-being? I’m not saying you should put all of the decision-making on him, no, but what if you were in his position?”; and ted quickly responding with: “when I was in his position, my dad thought it was best he kill himself, so I don’t know if that’s a good angle, y’know? it’s not about me! I’m done and over already.” “ted, it’s not fucking never about you either. just‒” “no, you see, I’m.” very quietly, while purposfully looking away: “it’s too, uh, late for me. I think.”
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New book!
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i love my fans 💚
(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)
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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about
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I just think everyone should take a moment to consider the question "what is your visual shorthand for cruelty?" and then follow it up with a critical "and who taught you that?"
specific examples include but are not limited to
why is an evil timeline character design disabled? (why do the heroes go through equally punishing battles and never lose an arm, a leg, an eye?)
why are the futuristic scifi terrorists uniformly darker skinned? (why are the heroes so much lighter?)
why is the greedy boss fat? (why are the heroes skinny?)
why is the criminal mastermind heavily scarred? (why is the brooding, traumatized hero unscathed?)
why is the predatory creep a bearded person in a dress and makeup? (why are none of the heroes trans women?)
who taught you that this is how things are?
how long do you plan on repeating it?
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Knowledge Revenge.
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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ATTENTION TUMBLR
CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
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happy autistic girl summer to those who celebrate
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interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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