#Y'ALL did this to yourselves 😂

[sometinybees]

I'm sorry but anyone saying they got queerbaited by stranger things I hate to tell ya you did it to yourselves the duffer brothers had nothing to do with it

[xpao-bearx]

"Like A Virgin"

Steven Grant x Fem!Reader/Jake Lockley x Fem!Reader/Marc Spector x Fem!Reader

Read Part 1 HERE

Read Part 2 HERE

Read Part 4 HERE

NOTES: The fact that the idea for this part was already causing me such INTENSE brainrot way before I even finished writing Part 2 (which is pretty funny cuz I actually had a TOTALLY different idea compared to how this part is now, but hey my stoopid brain does what it does) 👁👄👁 Anyhoe, I am SO stoked for this (it also turned out quite long)!! It's finally got ✨️smut✨️ which I know my fellow sluts have been waiting for, BUT it's not the actual sexy sex yet cuz I'm saving that for the last part. Don't worry, it'll definitely be worth it~ ;)

BTW there's a part in this where Steven recites French poetry by Marceline Desbordes-Valmore and I used Google Translate for the English, so if the translation is off then I'm very sorry!

And I just wanna thank y'all sooo much again from the bottom of mah lil black heart, like SERIOUSLY! You lovelies are truly spoiling me with all your sweet comments, likes, and reblogs 😭❤️❤️❤️ And I swear that after the unexpectedly huge success of this fic, it made me fall RIDICULOUSLY HARDER for Oscar ISNACC and I have y'all to blame for dragging me even deeper into DILF Hell Heaven. Like, it's actually a problem when I suddenly feel like giggling and kicking my feet while I'm suffering at work just at the thought of him 😂

I also haven't been this confident and motivated in a while, and this is one of the VERY rare times I'm actually updating pretty quickly without the temptation of slacking off and abandoning it. I love writing and this fic is my baby, and it's just so fucking incredible that you guys are loving what I'm putting out, too, so once more: THANK YOU 🥰

Who knows, maaaybe more Moon Knight fics will come out in the future from me and fingers crossed that Moon Knight Season 2 will be confirmed 🤭

And the tag list has been updated! I also included some readers who I thought wanted to follow this whole series, so if you find yourself tagged despite not asking to be then that's why LMAO xD As always, the tag list is open so don't be shy to ask if you'd like to be added on it! ^_^

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Part 3: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time

After the flurry of honesty and an insane whirlwind of emotions, you and Steven finally winded down. It was a bit awkward following that, but he asked (well, sputtered) if you'd like to stay. He immediately apologized, knowing that he was overstepping boundaries and he completely understands if you rejected such a mental idea.

But it was late, and there was absolutely no way he was going to let you go home alone especially with the state you're in. And also...

Well, call him a selfish knob, but he just wanted--needed--to be with you.

But you agreed to stay--enthusiastically so. You both were flustered, though sharing a laugh together had all the tension fade away.

Because, truly, you were right where you were supposed to be.

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Steven prepared dinner for the two of you, consisting of five-minute vegan mac and cheese courtesy of his microwave then indulging yourselves with the box of chocolates he brought at the failed date for dessert. It wasn't "grand" by any means, but it was the best you ate in a long time.

All thanks to the cute host... Actually, your gorgeous boyfriend.

Just the thought had you grinning like a doofus, the butterflies in your belly now transforming into fucking birds.

Did that make sense? Hell no, but being with Steven absolutely did.

"Love..." Steven's strong arms encircled around your waist from behind, nuzzling into the crook of your neck. "Make yourself comfortable, yeah? Don't worry, I'll sleep on the couch."

You gasped, affronted, quickly whipping around to face him. "Excuse you, sir, but I have every reason to be worried!" You huffed dramatically. "You are definitely not sleeping on the couch, Steven. And if you still insist that you are, then I'll just join you!"

Steven chuckled, his cheeks glowing pink. He rested his chin atop your head, pulling you closer to him. "The couch is too small for the two of us... So for a good night's sleep, I suppose I have no choice but to share the bed with you, yeah?"

"You say that as if you'd rather not." You pouted playfully, wrapping your arms around him and laying your head against his chest. You can faintly hear the erratic thrum of his heartbeat, matching your own.

"I'm just pulling your leg, sweetheart." He teased, kissing your head.

How the fuck did he ever get so lucky? He thought he was going crazy, that this was all just a dream--but it wasn't. Dreams were never this good. You were right here, right now, in his arms. Wholly accepting him for who he is. Loving him.

And he fucking loved you, too.

"Where's the bathroom, baby?"

Baby. The name made his heart stop for a full second. Heat once again crept up to his cheeks and all the way to the tips of his ears, his voice not coming out as all he could do was just point towards the bathroom as he stared down at you in a completely lovestruck sort of wonder.

You giggled, blushing as well before leaning up on your tiptoes and pecking his nose. "You go relax, Steven. I'll join you soon."

He watched you saunter off, still glued in place and a hand atop his frenzied heart.

He had no idea how in the world he was supposed to relax, especially now that the situation fully hit him like a freight train. But thankfully, he found his legs moving for him and his body taking the liberty of changing into his cozy pyjamas before climbing onto bed.

He put on his ankle restraint and settled down, covering the blanket over him like some posh Victorian duchess as he laid completely stiff. He didn't know how long he stayed like that, lifting his head and squinting every so often at the closed bathroom and your obscure shadow dancing amidst the light peeking through the tiny crack of the door underneath.

And it was so...quiet. Neither Marc nor Jake has uttered a single peep, which was highly unusual. Either one or both of them always had something to say, regardless of whatever Steven was doing and he was the same whenever they were fronting.

But as of the moment, he couldn't even handle speaking with Marc. Not after what he did. Marc and Jake were his family and there was no doubt that he and Marc will eventually make up, but no one was ever allowed to hurt you--especially now that you two were officially together.

Jake, on the other hand... Well, he was known to butt into Steven's business. But Jake always gave him a good push, and he would never actually force Steven to do something if Jake didn't believe he could do it. Truly, Steven owed Jake for technically setting you and him up.

But besides Marc, Steven was more surprised that Jake wasn't yapping away especially when you were involved. It didn't go unnoticed for Steven the way Jake has...changed. Only when you were around, at least. And despite Jake being the stealthiest of them all, Steven could always feel him silently observing you at work deep within the recesses of his mind.

But Steven never said anything. He just understood--accepted--Jake, and he was sure that Jake knew. But Steven didn't mind it; in fact, it made him feel less alone.

After all, how could anyone ever resist you?

He then sighed deeply, shaking his head. Clearly it was no use just laying in his bed like a corpse, so he sat up and threw the blanket off before grabbing a random book from his bedside table and donned his glasses. But his brain was too muddled, heart still not ceasing its turbulent thump as he couldn't even register the words popping out of the worn pages he has read a thousand times.

"So you wear glasses, too, huh?"

He flinched slightly at your voice, seeing you standing at the foot of his bed. You chuckled softly before your eyes landed on his ankle restraint, raising a brow.

"S-Sorry, it's..." He scrambled for something--anything. "I...I know it's a huge red flag, but I have a...sleeping disorder. I promise it ain't for something, um...sexual."

"No need to make excuses, Steven. I don't think it's a red flag."

'And I wouldn't mind if you used it on ME.' You bit back the risqué words that nearly tumbled out your foolish, needy mouth.

Steven only smiled shyly, putting the book away before he gasped when he suddenly felt something plop down on his lap.

Something soft, warm, and lovely.

"Is...is this okay..?" Now it was your turn to be shy, meeting his gaze tentatively.

"More than okay." He breathed, staring up at you with an awed grin. "Gods, Y/N, you're beautiful."

"Thanks, this is my 'I wonder how I didn't pass out from running the most I never thought I could' look." You laughed. But Steven didn't, guilt clouding his features.

He placed his hands on your hips, brows knitting together and jaw squaring. "I really am sorry, Y/N. You didn't have to do that, didn't have to meet me. I would've hated it, but I would've totally understood if you never wanted to see me again. And yet...I was happy when you did come."

"I'm happy, too, Steven." You assured him, one hand on his shoulder while the other combed through his fluffy curls. "And honestly, I would do it again. If you were in, hell, Egypt--I'd still find a way to you, no matter what."

His expression softened, a smile replacing his frown as he leaned forward and laid his head on your chest. "Please do one favour for me, though?" You kept quiet, patiently awaiting his words. "If you ever meet Marc, punch the prick."

"Baby, I can only slap him! No way I'd ever damage your godsent face." You laughed again, little snorts wracking your body that Steven found so damn endearing. Then he looked up, his chin resting in between the pillowy softness of your breasts.

"Love... Call me that again."

"Baby." You obeyed with zero hesitation, and Steven groaned. A deep, rumbly sound that sent tingles all throughout your body. You lightly tugged on his hair, making his head tip back and gaze locking with his pretty brown eyes that have gotten darker, pupils dilated.

"Baby..." Your voice came out as a pathetic whine, your hand on his shoulder holding on for dear life. "Wanna kiss you."

Like a predator pouncing on its prey, Steven swooped up to catch your lips--only for the both of your glasses to bump into each other.

An awkward beat passed between the two of you before you both exploded into riotous laughter. The two of you fell side by side on the bed, giggling so much that tears sprang to your eyes and your stomachs hurt.

Once you two finally calmed down, you exchanged bright smiles and Steven rolled on top of you. His elbows dug into the bed on either side of you, making sure not to bear down his weight on you. He then took off both of your glasses, setting them aside on the bedside table.

"Shall we try again, love?" But Steven didn't wait for your response, crashing his lips with yours.

It was chaste. Feather light. So much better than what you ever imagined it to be like. Steven's lips were unexpectedly soft, but there was a certain firmness in the way he kissed you. Your eyes fluttered shut, slowly wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him in closer to deepen the kiss.

Steven cradled the side of your face gently, lovingly, as if he was handling glass. Then, experimentally, you nipped on his bottom lip. He gasped sharply, and you slid your tongue inside his mouth.

It was obvious how inexperienced you were, but Steven certainly didn't mind. In fact, it only turned him on even more that you wanted to spend your precious first time with him.

And he was definitely never letting you go.

You moved your tongue uncertainly, small panic brewing inside of you if you were doing it right. All those shows and movies made kissing look so easy; but you were soon snapped out of your thoughts as Steven's tongue tangled with yours, taking the lead as he coaxed you into a lazy, sensual dance.

And that drew a long, beautiful moan out of you. Steven craved more, more, more--wanting to push you to the very limit, a lustful, greedy beast suddenly possessing his body.

But oh, he knew, deep down, that beast has always been there; waiting for the right moment to be released.

Waiting for you.

He then slowly pulled away, a thin string of saliva connecting your tongues. Your entire body was flushed, lips puffy and eyes hazy with anguished yearning as you stared up at him. Your hands reached out, clinging on tightly to his black sweatshirt. Despite being on the bed, you felt as if you were free falling into a bottomless pit.

And you wanted to fall--with Steven.

"Steven..." You murmured, one leg wrapping around his waist. "Are you gonna make love to me?"

"No." His reply was instant, levelling his gaze with yours. "I will, but not tonight, darling. I don't have any condoms."

"I...I don't mind..."

A low purr reverberated from his throat. Fuck, were you even aware of what you were saying? Of the sweet, tempting danger it entailed?

He might as well just tie you up, keep you in his apartment forever. With him. ONLY him.

He shook his head, quickly stamping down such dark, possessive thoughts.

"Love." He emphasized through clenched teeth, and you saw the way his inner conflict flickered in his eyes. "Not tonight, Y/N. But that doesn't mean I can't still please you, yeah?"

He pulled your leg off of his waist then pressed his lips to your ankle, electricity coursing directly to where you desired it most.

He never broke eye contact, his lips slowly trailing down the smooth expanse of your leg before pausing at your crotch. He chuckled deeply, ignoring it as he moved to your stomach.

You mewled desperately, wiggling slightly. "Baby." You pleaded, nearly breathless. "Please... Don't fuckin' tease me."

"M'sorry, pretty girl. Just let me worship you, yeah? You deserve it." He hummed, completely unbothered. "I deserve it."

He pushed up your tank top, your breasts spilling erotically and...fuck, was that a belly button piercing?

"First year of college. It was a completely lucid decision." You giggled at his stunned expression. "Hurt like a bitch, but I've always wanted one."

"Looks like I'm not the only one with secrets, then." He chuckled, kissing your belly with utmost tenderness and your breath getting caught in your throat. His lips languidly traced upwards, reaching your breasts and burying his face in between them and inhaling deeply.

Now he understood why Jake wouldn't shut the hell up about the way you smelled after asking you out.

His left hand groped one of your breasts, breath stuttering at the wonderful plushness. Then he raised his head, eyes locking intently with yours once more as his tongue flicked your pert nipple. You whimpered for more, more, more--back arching as you eagerly offered yourself to him.

And he just as eagerly accepted your gracious offer, mouth latching on to your nipple. You moaned as he sucked and squeezed, his teeth grazing slightly against the sensitive bud, only magnifying the maddening sensations you had no control over yet had the privilege to be a willing victim to.

He pulled away with a resounding 'pop' before giving your other breast equal devoted attention, his right hand making its descent lower, lower, lower--slipping inside your shorts and his chest blazing at the dampness that greeted him.

"Bloody hell..." He grunted, erection straining painfully against his pyjama pants. He glanced down, his much larger hand cupping your entire pussy. "Wanna fucking taste you, angel. Can I? Please, love, I wanna taste your pretty pussy."

"Y-You don't even have to ask..." You squeaked, completely scarlet from head to toe. "Just take me, baby."

Steven grinned wolfishly, a gleam in his eyes that you've never seen before making your heart skip a beat. Without wasting another moment, he practically ripped your shorts off. He groaned as he saw the wet splotch in the middle of your panties, yanking them down your legs before bringing it up to his nose as a shiver ran down his spine at your intoxicating scent.

Your arousal was flowing down to your thighs, eyes glazed over as if in a trance as you watched Steven sniff your panties like a beast in heat. Then he shimmied out of his pants, your eyes widening as his cock stood proudly; thick and veiny, the tip an angry red and leaking with pre-cum. His fist, still clutching on to your panties, wrapped around his cock as he leaned down to meet your pussy.

Instinctively, you snapped your legs shut, hands flying to your face.

"I-I'm sorry!" You sobbed, briskly shaking your head. "I'm sorry, so sorry! I...I can't, Steven..."

You expected him to be furious, and honestly you'd understand if he was. What you didn't expect, however, was him gently removing your hands and tenderly kissing away your tears.

"Hey, hey, it's alright, love." He assured, his hands massaging soothing circles on yours. "What's the matter? You don't want to continue?"

"I-I do, it's just..." You sniffled, blinking away tears and meeting his concerned gaze. "I'm...I'm embarrassed, Steven. It's just... Y-You know it's my first time, and you're doing amazing, it's just...I'm scared I'm not. I...have no idea what the fuck to do, and I'm not even pretty."

"That's not true." His voice was firm, jaw ticking resolutely. His brows furrowed, expression the most serious you've ever seen it. "You're bloody gorgeous, Y/N. I'm the git who doesn't know what the hell you see in me. And don't fret about being inexperienced, love. I'm so happy that you wanna be with me, and if you'd allow me, I wanna spend the rest of my life proving it to you."

You stayed silent, then your lips curved up into a dazzling smile that had Steven utterly weak in the knees. What the hell were you so anxious about, anyway? This was Steven Grant, the man of your wildest dreams. The man you loved.

"I love you, Steven."

Steven froze, tears prickling his eyes. Something between a sob and a chuckle escaped him, positively beaming down at you.

"I love you, too, Y/N."

He then parted your legs, hands quivering slightly. "I love you..." He crouched down, pressing his lips to your inner thigh. "...so fucking much." His tongue darted out, licking the beautiful stretch marks that lined the supple skin of your thighs.

His tongue slowly wandered up, up, up, and you were scarcely breathing once his face was in front of your cunt. His hot breath fanned against your clit; dark, nearly black eyes fixed on yours.

"Quand je vivais tendre et craintive amante..." He recited in French, smiling up at you. "...avec ses feux je peignais ses douleurs."

When I was a tender and fearful lover, with her fires I painted her pains.

You had noticed earlier the French poetry books stacked on Steven's desk, but goddammit you didn't expect he would quote one while he was right in front of your pussy.

You were sure this absolutely sexy menace of a man was trying to murder you.

His thumb then brushed against your clit, making you gasp. He grinned widely, pushing down on your nub as you whimpered and squirmed helplessly.

"Baby..." You begged, tears pouring down your pretty pink cheeks, and there must be something severely wrong with Steven to find it so enticing. "Pretty please... Fuck me with your mouth."

And how could he ever say no to that? He was merely a loyal, desperate slave for his goddess' wishes. For her love.

And so, like a parched man in the desert, he buried his face in your sopping pussy. You yelped, eyes rolling to the back of your head at the sudden--but very much not unwelcomed--intrusion into your deepest, most intimate part.

Steven's groan of appreciation vibrated within your gummy walls, inching ever so deeper, feeling his nose hit a bundle of nerves. Then his tongue licked a long, slow stripe along your mound and up to your clit. You cried out, a broken, pornographic song that echoed throughout Steven's entire flat.

"Gods..." His voice was low, trembling; one hand yet again wrapping around his aching cock, the flimsy fabric of your panties hugging the tip. "You've no idea how much I dreamt of this, Y/N. Waited for this." His other hand settled on your pussy, deft fingers running along your drenched folds. "Such a good girl, tastes so fucking good."

He puckered his lips, kissing your pussy. And the sounds that accompanied were downright filthy, Steven moaning shamelessly, loud squelches and the heady smell of your sex filling the air.

Slowly, carefully, he thrusted a finger inside of you. You keened, your thighs squishing Steven's head and your hands gripping onto his hair. He then added another finger, scissoring his digits and you knew right then and there that you were losing what's barely left of your fucking mind.

You grinded against him, and he bobbed his head zealously in perfect tandem with you. His tongue lapped up and down, up and down, before suddenly driving it inside your hole.

He was rubbing his cock vigorously, watching you, burning this marvelous moment for all eternity into his memories. And as soon as a third finger slipped in, you were fucking gone.

You screamed, finally reaching that peak and falling over it, seeing stars. You gushed around his mouth, and Steven noisily slurped it all up, not daring to leave behind a single drop.

He soon followed, grunting animalistically as his cum sprayed all over your panties. He collapsed against your pussy, in between the heavenly plushness of your thighs, panting raggedly.

Neither of you knew how long you both stayed like that, coming down from your high, until you sliced through the serene silence.

"Wow... Just...wow."

Steven chuckled breathlessly, looking up at you with your wetness glistening on his lips and chin. "Wow, indeed." He then leaned forward, and you gasped as his lips suckled on the skin right next to your clit, claiming you with a dark purple mark.

"You'll be the fucking death of me, Steven Grant." You groaned playfully, pulling on his hair.

He grinned, crawling over your body before moulding your lips together in a passionate liplock. His tongue entwined with yours and you could taste yourself, your brain short circuiting.

He slowly drew away, gently knocking his forehead against yours as his grin grew impossibly bigger.

"I'll make love to you at the Field of Reeds, then."

[theyhavetakenovermylife]

Shadows Entwined: part 10

BatmanVsTmnt!Leonardo x sidekick!reader

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 / Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Bonus (18+)

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A/N: I’ll say that part 10 is a milestone, and that after this, I’ll go to bed. See y'all tomorrow😂💙

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Warnings: I guess fighting is a warning and spelling.

The reader and the turtles are 19.

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Stocked up on anti ooze, all of you jumped into your respective vehicles, before heading towards Ace. You found yourself stuffed into the Turtle Van, alongside Raphael, Donatello, Batgirl, Robin and of course, Leonardo. You wouldn’t have complained if you had been able to find yourself in such a tight space with the blue eyes ninja turtle, but since he was driving the van, it made that pretty much impossible. Especially when your little brother had decided to take up the passenger seat, going so far as to blow raspberries your way, when you told him to put on a seat belt.

All in all, the Turtle van was… something. It was not what you had expected, but well, it was able to drive, though it shrieked at every turn of the wheels. Your brother clearly wasn’t impressed, sitting on the passenger seat with folded arms, judging Leonard’s driving with every movement.

“So you ride around in this thing, on purpose?”, Robin asked, once again looking around the van with a judgmental look. That was when you noticed Leo’s small smirk in the front mirror, before he pulled on a leaver beside him, causing the van to - what would be the best way to describe it? - Armour up. A slightly tinted glass was brought down before the front window, and from the back of the van, an engine emerged, fire spurring out of the exhaust pipes.

The new speed of the van surpassed Batman’s Batmobile for a time, causing you and Batgirl to grab onto the front seat, fighting to keep yourselves standing, all while Robin lightened up in shock and amazement.

“Okay, that’s cool!”, your brother exclaimed, holding on tight to his seat.

You looked up to the mirror once more, where you once again caught the eye of Leo, along his small smug grin that made your stomach tingle.

It didn’t take long before Ace Chemicals emerged at the end of the street. Its big black gates closed, and its towering walls looming over you, with torches of fire lining the walls and the roofs of the facility. In some ways it reminded you of Arkham Asylum, with the addition of fire and metal piping.

But your upcoming arrival at Ace Chemicals did not go unnoticed. Shredder and Ra’s al Ghul’s men saw all of you come down the street, once again with Batman in the lead. The men upon the wall was given the order, pulling the strings of their bows, sending explosive arrows raining down over you. The arrows blew up around the van and the Batmobile, both swerving in order to avoid them. Two sharp turns from Leo, sent you crashing to the back of the front seat, your hands instinctively latching on to Leo’s shoulders. Robin was about to comment on how this wasn’t the time to flirt with the driver, men then you all caught a glimpse of the rocket launcher at the top of the wall. You could almost hear Mikey scream from the Batmobile.

In a swift move, Leo pressed the pedal to the metal, heading up in front of the Batmobile, where he used the back of the van as a ramp, deflecting the rocket, sending it into a jump before it collided with the road further back.

The explosion shocked the van, and you could not help but stare in shock at Leo. “Did- did you just?”, you asked in amazement.

“I did!”, Leo smiled, continuing the van forward as more arrows came raining down around you.

As the van got closer and closer to the gate, many of the men at the top started to run off, not wishing to be coladural in the collision course the van was set on. Those at the top that did not get away in time,was sent flying as the van broke through the gates.

“What a nice place”, Donnie said, the sarcasm in his voice was heavy, as he took in the surrounding containers you drove past, all in a straight line for the main building, topped with the all capital letters of ACE.

As Batman once again took the lead, out of the corner of your eye, you noticed one of the cranes turning, a container swinging at the end of it. You knew before it dropped, pointing at it, just as it started falling from the sky.

“Look out!”

The Batmobile just managed to slip past it, before it blocked your way. Leo, with the van going at a very high speed, made a sharp turn to the right, avoiding the container with only the side of the van scratched, heading down another path. The turn was so sharp that Robin flew out of the passenger seat, causing you to call out for him, telling him this was why you wanted him to wear a seat belt in the first place. Who would have thought that even in certain danger, you would still find a way to tell Robin; “I told you!”

Down the other path, Leo was the one to notice the crane moving once more, knowing exactly what it meant now. Especially when he saw the new container it was swinging around.

“Donnie”, Leo called out in a stern voice, and for a moment you wondered how he could keep so calm. He had just deflected a rocket, he had almost crashed the van, and the windshield was gone, having been torn off when the van scratched the container.

“On it!”, Donnie called back, heading to the back of the van, followed by Raph and Batgirl that helped him into the strange contraption you had seen when you had entered the van.

Adorned with a baseball helmet and a joystick-like shift in hand, Donnie was raised through an opening in the roof of the van. Using the shift, he maneuvered himself so that he was facing the crane. With his tongue poking out and a small smirk, Donnie aimed for the crane, his finger pressing down on one of the buttons on the shift.

"Bossanova".

A manhole cover, painted to look like a pizza, was sent flying through the air, and into the glass of the command post of the crane. You could only imagine the confused expression on the crane operator’s face, before his post was gunned down by more manhole covers.

Just as you thought you could breathe a sigh of relief, for at least one second, an arrow shot straight through the side view mirror, causing you to jump at the piercing sound. That was when one of Leo’s hands let go of the wheel, resting on top of the one you still had placed on his shoulder, giving it a comforting squish.

“Raph! Batgirl!”, Leo called out to the people in the back of the van. “You’re up!” He didn’t even have to say it twice, before both Raph and Batgirl was ready, both on their motorcycles.

Donnie had turned his attention towards the pursuing motorcycles, shooting manhole covers at them. Yet the men dogged, heading straight up to the sides of the van. One even managed to climb onto the side of the van. But his time on the van was short lived, as Raph and Batgirl’s motorcycles shot out from the sides, sending the men flying off. In the last pieces of the side mirror, you could see both Batgirl and Raph punch and kick every motorcycle they came by, taking the men by surprise.

Leo did another sharp turn, bumping the other side of the van against the wall of containers. You stumbled and fell into the passenger seat, causing Leo to look away from the road ahead of him for a short moment.

“Where the hell did you get your driver's license?”, you asked, rubbing your temples.

Leo chuckled, almost in relief as his eyes found their way back on the road. “In New York of course”.

You were about to make a joke, mentioning how you would never travel to New York if that was how people were driving. But then you heard the creaking sound of containers, and saw the bright yellow eyes in the left side view mirror.

“We got mutants!”, Raph yelled from the motorcycle, confirming your suspicion.

Soon the road and the top of the containers were roaming with humans turned animal mutants, all growling and roaring in your direction. Donnie directed his fire at them, taking out both a hippo and a lion, before a wolf sprung on him, pushing him to the flat surface of the roof.

“Nice murder wolf, uhg…”, Donnie said, using his bow staff to keep him off.

“I got this”, Robin said, crawling to the top of your van through your sisterly protests.

Like a small lighting, Robin was on the roof in no time, kicking the now yelping dog off Donnie, before helping him to stand. They exchanged friendly smiles, before the roof was swarmed by more mutants. With bow staff in hand, Donnie was ready to defend Robin. But to his surprise, the boy wonder pulled out a smaller stick, and with one small button push, it extended to a full size yellow bow staff. With a battle cry, he jumped on them, soon finding him and Donatello jumping and kicking over one another, reading and aiding each other with ease.

As you watched everything from the side view mirror, you turned to Leonardo, his eyes focused on keeping the van in line with all the moving around on top of it.

“What do you want me to do?”, you asked the leader in blue, waiting for him to give you some kind of order.

“Nothing”, Leo answered, not taking his eyes off the road. “You stay in the van”.

“What?!”, you exclaimed in bewilderment. Both of your families was out there, fighting a battle against an army of mutants, and he did not want you to help? What the hell was that about?!

“You heard me”, he said, still not looking away from the road. “You can’t go out there”.

“But why?!” You could feel the frustration and confusion build up inside of you. You were ready to go!

“You just can’t, okay!”, he said, sounding like a scolding parent, his eyes shooting you a warning look.

“I can’t just sit around, Leo!”, you yelled. “At least give me a reason!”

Leo opened his mouth, ready to yell out an answer, when the van suddenly was pushed hard to the side by a mutant elephant. Leo turned the wheel, making the van turn shaply once more. You yelped when Donnie’s irritated face showed up, upside down by your window.

“Hey!”, Donnie yelled angrily, slamming his fists against the window. “We’re still out here!”

“I know! I know!”, Leo yelled back, stress building up inside of him.

“Leo”, you said, catching his attention once more. His pretty blue eyes almost looked like they did back in Arkham. He was scared. “Why can’t I go?”

“Because…”. Leo bit his lip as his eyes flickered between you and the road. “Because I won’t let you get hurt, okay! I care about you too much to let that happen! I don’t think I’ll be able to live with myself if you got hurt! Especially not after Arkham!”

You were somewhat shocked by Leonardo’s outburst. The extent of his emotions was like a surprise to you. It was obvious that he cared for you, everybody had noticed it, but you had never realized how much he cared for you.

Before you could comprehend and answer, Batgirl drove up on your side with the elephant mutant hot on her heels. Using her motorcycle, she lured him to a line of chemical tanks, sliding under them as he headbutted straight into them, slamming them together one by one. Batgirl was quick to get away on her motorcycle, before the mutant slammed the tanks against the wall, causing an explosion with Batgirl’s silhouette standing in front of it. You could only imagine how Donnie’s jaw dropped to the floor at the sight.

With everything quieting down on the roof, Donnie and Robin having thrown all the mutants of the van, and Raph and Batgirl flanking your sides, you headed straight for the main building. But then came the loud, earth shaking thuds.

A container got blown out of its alignment, separating you, Leo, Donnie and Robin from Raph and Batgirl. Leo brought the spinning van to a grinding halt, facing the dust cloud that hung in the air. The sudden jerk of the stop, caused you to be thrown off your seat and against Leo, you just managed to catch you, rubbing his head with his free hand.

“Didn’t you tell Robin something about a seat belt?”, he groaned. But you did not answer him. Instead you shut up, pointing through the dust cloud.

“Leo!”

Through the dust, you saw the eyes of a large mutant, wearing a Foot mask. But to your surprise, it wasn’t just any mutant, but a t-rex, its eyes directly on the van. It roared at you, breaking its mask, showcasing its many sharp teeth, before it stomped towards you.

“Aw, come on!”, Leo exclaimed, quickly putting the van in reverse, sending it squeaking down the road. Everything shook as it followed you, its roars hitting your ears. And that’s when you felt the light of a sudden bright idea.

“I’m going out there”, you said, getting up from the front seats.

“What?!”, Leo asked, his eyes wide, trying to grab for you, getting a grasp on your cape. “No!”

“Leo, let go!”, you said, pulling on your cape. “I have an idea!”

“Whatever it is, it’s going to get you killed!”

“No it won’t! Now, let go!”

“No!”

Then, out of nowhere, the sky to your right side illuminated in bright colors and fireworks, the Bat Signal being shown in flickering lights. Seemed like Mikey got to hit every button. But in the short moment Leo’s attention was caught by the sudden fireworks beyond the containers, you took this as the moment to jump out of his grasp and up onto the roof, with Leo calling out after you.

You found yourself up on the roof of the van, the wind blowing in your ears. You ignored the questioning looks by Donnie and Robin, before you started running towards the giant beast. By the use of your grappling hook, you jumped from the van and towards the mouth of the mutant dinosaur, throwing the anti ooze at its open jaws. The t-rex's eyes widened as it started turning human again, falling to the ground with a sound of discomfort.

As you fell towards the ground, you saw Raph’s motorcycle coming up to catch you. With one hand, he grabbed onto your arm and swung you onto the back of his motorcycle.

“That was pretty cool, (H/N)”, Raph yelled over the wind.

“I thought so too!”, you yelled back. “You think Leo saw it?”

“He better have”, Raph laughed, following his brothers in the van, as you all rushed towards the main building, relieved when you saw the Batmobile come in from the left hand side, continuing in the same direction as you.

[daughterofthereaper02]

Could you possibly do a hannix x reader x rooster fic where the reader is a bartender at hard deck and the process of them asking her out? Thanks!!

A/n: This is really cute! I would love to write it! This was brought to you by my inability to sleep😉😂

You were shaking a drink to mix it and grinned when you saw your three favorite people walk in. You set the shot glasses down and poured out the drinks for everyone before quickly moving along to the next person, waving at Phoenix, Rooster, and Hangman. Your heart was pounding in your chest as they got closer. You continued to do your job, distracting yourself from how pretty Phoenix looked tonight and how handsome Rooster and Hangman looked.

The night was finally starting to slow down a couple hours later, you never felt the eyes on your the whole time. Penny looked over at you a little sheepishly "Hey y/n..." She said and you saw Maverick standing near the bar. You let out a laugh "Let me guess, you want me to close so you can run off with your boyfriend?" You asked her, smirking at the look on her face. "Get out of here, I'll close but I expect this favor I keep doing to be returned when I am no longer single!" You joked as she moved quickly. "Oh Maverick!" You called to him and he raised an eyebrow, coming over "Wrap it before you tap it" you chuckled as he rolled his eyes, he said that once to you before and now it was an on going joke between you both.

You started closing out tabs but saw the usual little group of aviators were all still hanging out in the corner. You got to work and cleaned the bar top when the three came over and sat down. "Hey y/n" Natasha said, a bright smile on her face. "Hey yourself. Seems like you three had a fun night. How many rounds of pool did you win this time Jake?" You asked. Jake gave you a cocky grin that you found amusing "Almost all of them, you know me baby" he winked. You rolled your eyes and closed out another tab while you talked. "I know you all like to hang out with me until my shift is over but unfortunately I have to close again tonight. I don't want y'all to stay too late and have no sleep" you said, trying to smile. Bradley frowned "Again?" He asked, you shrugged "Penny went with Mav and that new bartender left because she was 'sick' and couldn't stay. Load of bullshit if you ask me but that leaves me alone" you sighed.

"If you don't mind, we would prefer to stay with you for closing. Just humor us okay?" Bradley told you and you nodded "Your choice, you three are adults who make their own choices" you said before moving along to clean up.

Everyone was soon out of the bar except for the four of you and you locked both the front and back door. "You really don't need to stay" you reminded them. "We know but we don't like you being alone closing at 2 a.m." Natasha told you.

You all began to talk as you did what you would normally do for closing and found everything moving a lot faster with three extra hands. You turned on music to work and quickly found yourselves dancing on the open floor. You were moving between each other and all of you fell to the floor laughing by the end of the song. "Go out with us?" Jake suddenly said and your eyes widened "What?" You asked and Bradley groaned "Good going Hangman! We agreed to walk her to her car all romantic and then ask her out!" He said and Natasha put a hand to her face and sighed "We like you y/n, and if you would we would all love to take you on a date. The four of us together" she smiled. You blushed and nodded "Have I been that obvious about how much I like you all?" You laughed. "A little" Jake admitted "But we've been just as bad" he said, putting a hand over yours.

You all were sharing goofy smiles and you were thankful for getting screwed over to close tonight. "Okay, let's get out of here. You guys need to be up early and I want that date" you joked and they mock saluted you. You put an arm around Phoenix's waist while Jake put and arm around your shoulder and Bradley put one around Natasha's. It was easy with them and you couldn't be happier

[lillaurenp96]

Another rant incoming in 3,2,1:

Why do y'all let black women musicians, who aren't rappers, get their flowers once they hit their thirties. But with their white peers that is a different ballgame. Like I already know next up to receive her flowers is Tinashe. Ya'll did it with Victoria Monet, SZA, you did it with Jazmine Sullivan. Don't get me wrong they had their fanbase but they weren't big or bigger like they are now. Then after Tinashe it will be Chloe and Halle when they hit their thirties. Like it's the same cycle since I have been 14. Like even Beyonce didn't become global superstar as a solo artist until thirty and that was with single ladies.

Which speaking of C and H ya'll crack me up saying that you miss the duo. 😂😂 Oh please if ya'll really missed the duo then Ungodly Hour, the album y'all claim to like would be gold by now. It's giving that ya'll were bored in 2020 and wanted to be entertained by them cause they are extremely talented and were black girls with loc. Something ya'll needed during the BLM movement. Trust I get it I have been with them since before they signed to Beyonce. When they were on Disney and and won NBT and made covers on YouTube. Instead of just admitting you only like two songs by them and you liked the image you projected on to them because they are associated with Beyonce. Until y'all admit that to yourselves ya'll are just gonna have to stay mad about them being human beings and making choices in THEIR LIFE you don't like. The messed up thing is that would be fine if you are pissed, it's weird and giving parasocial, but you could just unfollow, block, mute their names. But you don't you still want to see what is going on in their lives so you can laugh, bully and again be entertained by their personal lives.

Ya'll have always been weird to black women, ya'll still do it to Beyonce, Rihanna, Normani, SZA, Tinashe, Victoria, but there is something about Chloe and Halle that makes y'all mad. Ya'll really act like these girls hurt you and they are your real little sisters/nieces and you want what's best for them cause you are "fans". But if you were really fans, you would also care about their music, but you don't. I already know this cause when they do release their third album, y'all won't stream it. It will just be the genuine fanbase who has been with them since they released "Sugar Symphony". An EP that black folks only, cause critics always liked their sound, claimed was too complex and sounded like it was from outer space and too weird for black girls to be doing. But are perfectly fine with Billie doing that sound. What's even more messed up is this is mainly coming from black women. Like why are we low-key the most judgemental group, especially with other black women. It's just whack and tiring.

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I'm sorry but the way some of y'all are losing it at Checo unfollowing "known Instagram lover and active Instagram user" Max Verstappen is hilarious. Besties there's been better and funnier unfollowing drama, it's sad how much y'all are hyping this up when it's pretty boring compared to the others 😭✋🏻.

Like Charles unfollowed Max after Austria 2019 and they shared a roughly three hour long flight home together lmao. I'm pretty sure it was a private plane too so literally probably just themselves on the flight 😭😭. To this day they still don't follow each other but they (well by they I mainly mean Charles) actively like each other's posts as well as random posts about the other. Like boys it's ok, you can follow each other it's been three years 😭😭.

Also correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure Charles follows every driver on the grid bar Max and Valtteri and I'm pretty sure he unfollowed Valtteri because of what he himself referred to on social media as the bowling incident in Hungary last year lmfao.

Last year, Lewis literally unfollowed everyone. Including his dog. Sometimes I still sit and wonder what Roscoe did to get unfollowed. I know it was probably for the aesthetic but it's funny to imagine the other possible reasons why Roscoe got temporarily disowned on Instagram lmao.

And the most iconic of all is other Lewis incident from back when he and Jenson were teammates at McLaren (funnily enough it was around about the lead up to the Brazilian grand prix ten years ago 😂😭✋🏻). Honestly it's better for you to read it for yourselves;

Thank God we didn't have social media during Prost v Senna, there would definitely be accounts set up who's sole purpose would be to post things like; "are Prost & Senna following each other today? Yes/No", and f1mblr would be a literal dumpster fire because of the drama and chaos they caused on track during their era alone. Not even going to touch on Schumi's era 😭😭. Hell thank God social media wasn't as prominent as it is now during red bull era Seb because imagine how multi 21 alone would've gone down... It both terrifies and excites me.

[houseofpendragons]

Thoughts on Teen Wolf the Movie while watching it pt.2

And the flashbacks hurt

Speaking of flashbacks, Derek punched through half a stone pillar in one go during season 2 so Scott wtf my guy. Ur a True Alpha, I thought that meant u were supposed to be better than everyone else "I'm stronger, I'm faster, I'm better" (think that's from the boys lol)

awww reunion 👏

Yeah I'm with Lydia, I wouldn't be too keen on looking at the sword that murdered my bestie either

why you not want Melissa to know ur here. Boy if you don't bring ur mom some dinner, she works very hard

Ofc it's a muscle girl it's ur damn vocal cords

Lmao Jackson is me. That pizza looks good, also I wish he had stayed for more season, I'm a firm believer that he was really supposed to be Peter's son and Malia is just made up of what his and Cora's storyline would've been had the actors stayed

Should've brought Ethan with you

Okay so wtf is going on w/ Jackson? is he werewolf or kanima bc all we see him use are kanima stuff now but at the end of season 2 he was full werewolf. Also like didn't they explain in like season 5 that it's supposed to be impossible to be two things and that's why the chimera's were such a big deal? Smh, really wish Colton had stuck around so this was explained but I respect his decision to leave

"Well it looks like a tree" Def would've been him in season 3

Wish they had just rebuilt the Hale house

"it was coming loose anyways" lies 😂😂

he broke alot of laws 😬

boy really just said "well I'll just change my name" like by doing that it'll alter his DNA 😭

Poor kid is so insecure about being a werewolf, maybe he's scared he'll be a failwolf like Scott. Nah but in all honesty the Hale's were like wolf royalty so that would be a lot of pressure to live up to. Plus I wouldn't love losing control of myself and being hunted down

Malia making me think of Dany "take off your clothes"

Derek trying so hard. You're doing great sweetie 👍

Love how Parrish just has a uniform already prepared

Also feel like if Malia had to have a love interest it should've been a woman

When ur fuck buddy decides he wants a relationship 😬

Why she so weirded out by relationship when they already act like a couple...

No explanation for Scolia break up. One is an incident, two is a coincidence, three's a pattern. are we gonna get enough for a warrent, what's after four?😭😂

"I missed you" "I missed you too" "No you didn't" "Okay, I wanted to" Believe it or not that's progress😂 Malia you know for a fact that you have developed better emotional skills, you've been human for like 14 years now and Lydia was one of ur best friends

"It's kind of awkward to see you" Should've been Kira telling Scott that. Or Allison could've said that to Kira, would've been and interesting love triangle if Scott and Kira were still together. Who would y'all have wanted to end up together had that happend in the movie, Scallion or Skira?

Don't y'all remember how impossible that thing is to find? Like y'all legit had to sacrifice yourselves last time to find it

How did Nogi get in Chris? We've got enough for a warrent people, Jeff we're coming for you jkjk

So it was that simple to get it out...why didn't we do that the first time? Ooo could've made it like that time when all the werewolves got possessed and tried to kill eachother bc of all the flies, but this time Chris does and its not the Nogitsune (well it is but u know what I mean)

Ur not even gonna try and catch Nogi...okay then

Malia you couldn't pick up on ur cousin's scent? Speaking of, Derek you didn't here your son jump out that window?

"you got got big" yea that's what happens to kids when a shit ton of years pass Scott 🤦‍♀️

So sleepwalking is just a sign of upcoming transformation? Huh, I just always thought Peter was controlling Scott some how, but cool I want to know more about the born wolves! We should all petition Paramount + to make a Hale prequel

The screamer😳 that sounds like a bad porn name

Malia acting like she found it😂

Eli's so slow to take the hint, he's so adorable and so much like me

Them saying don't tell Derek bc it's personal like um nah it's cause he'd say it's a bad idea

I feel like a blood sacrifice should've been made to wake up the nemeton again bc it goes dormant after a few years when nothing happens to it as we've seen countless times before, also this is necromancy so it should be a darker ritual. Like the ground where she died & the weapon that killed her is great but there should've been more steps & it should've been more complicated. If there's anything I've learned from the numerous fantasy shows I've watched is that magic like that always comes with a price

Cool ritual overall though, love how they almost got sucked into the nemeton

All this magic making Malia hungry, me too grl me too

I also love how it wasn't automatic, it took a few seconds. Maybe it would've been better though if she didn't come back to after they actually left and so Harris finds her without her memories and manipulates her by lying to her. Meanwhile the pack is grieving again and questioning why it didn't work

Also I forgot to say this, when Mr. Harris popped up in Liam & Hikari's restaurant I immediately thought "Ariana what are you doing here?😂"

Love how Allison came out looking 30, with her hair having grown out, and her makeup and nails done. Sis was really at the spa, not Bardo 💅 why y'all interrupted her, she was on a much needed spa retreat bc dying is so stressful

Also why didn't we just use this ritual to bring other people back?

Is she alive though, or is she still in just a state between life and death,, what if now her physical body us here but part of her subconscious is still over there? *gasp* then maybe we can talk to other ghosts through her if she gives up control of her body sometimes. Omg that would be a coll concept for another movie, someone taking over her subconscious

Now Malia's bout to pop a wheelie, seems like she still sucks at driving

Hey mama McCall's a doctor now!

Seems like she wasn't very suprised at some of the gang being back in town

I feel like the glow from the nemeton should've been just a black mist to represent the Nogitsune instead of the just green that kinda reminded me of the ghost riders; also I thought he needed a host?

should've made Allison his host so that they'd have a harder time killing him bc of the emotional damage

Imma add to the plot I made up earlier🤪 Allison comes back after Scott, lydia, and Malia leave and Mr.Harris gets her and manipulates her right, right, well then he gets the Nogitsune to possess her but she doesn't know it. Sometimes she's her, and sometimes she's not, but regardless she doesn't have all of her memories

Pt. 2 - 5

[the-widow-sisters]

The Fascination with the Older Man (AKA Daddy Issues)

Summary: When Kate comes to visit the Barton family for a weekend and spends so much time with Clint, Lila finally decides to have a talk with her. However, the last thing that Kate had expected for this visit was to be exposing her deepest, darkest secret to someone who was so closely involved with the object of her secrecy.

Word Count: 2619

A/N: I figure people are probably going to get me for this, but honestly, I loved this idea and found it hilarious, so I had to write it out, lol 😂

Remember, my friends who write, most importantly, y'all need to write for yourselves. If you like something and the world hates it, it doesn't matter as long as it's what you want to write or what you like. If I didn't have that philosophy, I would have never written for Carol Danvers and I would have never even thought about writing this fic, lol 😅

I hope y'all enjoyed! 🥰 Positive comments are always super welcome 💗💗💗 They fuel my inspiration 💖

  “Kate, can I talk to you?” Lila called out as she approached where Kate was standing next to Clint at the moment.

  He looked between them weirdly, and Kate looked at him to check with him before heading over to Lila.

  “You good here?” Kate asked, and Clint huffed.

  “Yeah, I’m pretty sure. I’ve got grease monkey here. Just got to train him how to bring me a wrench and he’ll be about as helpful as you,” Clint commented as he gestured to Lucky, and Kate narrowed her eyes playfully as she stalked over to Lila in fake offense.

  Clint rolled his eyes at Kate’s somewhat dramatic walk, but offered Lila a soft smile from where he was lying on his back underneath the tractor before returning to tinkering with it, Lucky lying underneath on the other side.

  “Well, since I’m so appreciated here, let’s go talk,” Kate told her, and Lila nodded.

  “Let’s go to the barn,” Lila told her, and Kate nodded, questions immediately popping up in her head. The barn was awfully far off considering the fact that they were out in the pasture at the moment. However, if that made Lila comfortable, then Kate was more than willing to go with her.

  “Okay,” Kate agreed, and she trudged after Lila, following her through the pasture as she did her best not to trip and fall face first in a cow patty.

  Kate had come to the Bartons’ place for a weekend after much pestering on Kate’s behalf last time that Clint visited the compound. Yelena had been all for the idea and had pushed it as well, contributing largely to the pestering side of things, but Kate knew that Clint would have taken her without quite all the pestering. He liked to be stubborn about things, but that was part of his charm.

  Since coming for the weekend, she had been pretty much following him around and trying to help him where she could with Lucky in tow. She had also tried to help Laura but after she figured out that Kate was a disaster in the kitchen, Laura had decided that Kate would do better with spending time with Clint. Or, at least, Laura’s kitchen would do better.

  Something about burning one pot of beans had a tendency to make people jumpy. Just because Kate had to stand by the door and wave it open and closed with Lucky thinking it was some sort of grand game as the smoke billowed out did not necessarily mean that Kate had been that close to burning the house down.

  Probably.

  Before too long, they had reached the barn doors, and Lila pushed them open as she let Kate in, leaving the door cracked as she entered. Kate swallowed, following along as she could not help but wonder what Lila was wanting to talk to her about.

  She hoped that it was something to do with that brother of Lila’s. Cooper had been having this weird look on his face lately when Kate was nearby, and Kate was terrified that he was going to try to pull some kind of move on her. Maybe Lila had the answer to the problem and maybe she was going to give her the heads-up so she would be prepared.

  “So? What did you want to talk about?” Kate dove right in just as soon as they were in the barn. Lila took in a deep breath, looking as if she really did not want to talk about it despite asking Kate to in the first place. Instantly, Kate was slightly on-guard, wondering what they were about to discuss. It must have been more serious than just giving her the heads-up about Cooper.

  “Okay, so my dad sees you as a daughter, and that’s something that I think you probably know,” Lila started, jumping right into this conversation headfirst. Kate’s eyes widened just barely, but she nodded along.

  Boy did she know that he saw her that way. Every interaction they had made it painfully clear.

  “Okay… And I’ve tried really hard to understand that and be okay with it,” Lila expressed, and Kate had no idea what was going to happen. Lila went quiet for a few moments, and Kate could tell that she did not want to talk to her about this but at the same time, it was something that she needed to get off of her chest for whatever reason.

  “Yeah?” Kate risked prompting, and Lila sighed deeply.

  “But since you’ve been spending so much time with him during your visits, I had to say something. And I normally wouldn’t say anything, but I really do think you’re cool, Kate, and I wanted to tell you the truth and talk it out with you,” Lila continued.

  Kate was instantly deeply and immensely terrified of where this conversation was going. She could not help but instantly think that Lila must have figured out about Kate’s crush. And that was literally the last thing that she had wanted any of the Barton family to find out about.

  There were some things in life that Kate could not exactly keep herself from feeling as much as she sometimes wished things were different. She knew it would make things less complicated, but as it was, a crush was definitely the best way to describe how she felt about Clint Barton. Her Hawkeye phase had been going on since her teenage years, and it so far showed absolutely no sign of stopping.

  Especially considering her crush on him that she had since she was fourteen. What she referred to as her archersexual awakening had happened during that time as a teenager with one particular poster of him where his arms looked especially buff and his eyes looked particularly intense. That was when she knew she was in trouble, and she had not come back from it so far.

  “Look… He’s my dad, okay? And I get that you see him as a dad or whatever, but—”

  “I don’t see him as a dad,” Kate impulsively stated, and she instantly cursed her immediate instinct to correct the girl. She knew this was just going to get her in more trouble. However, now that she had stuck her foot in it, Kate was going to stay with it

  “Sure. You hang out with him constantly and follow him around literally the whole time that you’re here. I definitely believe that you don’t see him as a dad,” Lila sarcastically deadpanned, and Kate swallowed, really not wanting to tell the girl the truth but at the same time truly not wanting her to feel like she was stealing her dad.

  Of course, come to think of it, either way that this could go would entail her thinking that Kate was trying to steal her dad. Or at least wreck her family.

  “Trust me, I don’t see him as a dad,” Kate assured her, and Lila blinked before looking at her with half-lidded eyes and an unimpressed expression.

  “Just be honest. I know you don’t see him as a friend, so if you don’t see him as a dad, then what do you,” Lila froze mid-sentence, and Kate instantly stiffened a bit, knowing what was coming. She sucked her lips into a thin line, watching Lila carefully as she tried to get some gauge on the girl’s response.

  It was quickly obvious that it was not about to be a positive response because Lila’s face contorted into an expression of utter dismay and terror as she gaped at Kate. Kate swallowed hard, not sure what was about to come out of the kid’s mouth but knowing it was going to be good at all.

  “You have a crush on my DAD?!!!” Lila practically screeched, and Kate found herself extremely thankful that they were currently in the barn and away from the house where other people could hear the conversation.

  “Shh!!!!” Kate quickly tried to quiet her, but Lila was officially having a mid-life crisis at the ripe old age of fourteen. Lila was absolutely horrified, and Kate immediately started doing her best to calm her down.

  “I haven’t told him, and I don’t plan on telling him now,” Kate attempted to reason with her just a little in order to attempt to keep her quieter and keep her from letting the whole farm know.

  “And it’s not so bad, okay? It’s not that I was ever going to act on it, and—”

  “How long?!” Lila cried in horror, and Kate winced, looking behind her as she tried to get a peek out of the barn door to make sure that no one was outside or snooping on their conversation.

  “Umm… I had my archersexual awakening when I was… Fourteen???” Kate supplied, and Lila went dead silent, her mouth gaping like a fish before she yelled again.

   “You were around MY AGE?!!!” Lila screeched, and Kate shook her head quickly, trying to get her to quiet down, and Lila was breathing heavily, her eyes wide as she tried to put all of this together in a manner that made sense.

  “Calm down, Lila, let’s talk this through,” Kate tried to be calm. However, she knew how bad it doubtlessly sounded to Lila and how that few people in general understood much less the daughter of her crush.

  The truth was that no one really had to understand. She just wished people would sometimes.

  Was it truly that difficult for people to comprehend having a crush on older men? Girls in Kate’s fanfiction circle online had crushes on middle-aged actors and even Avengers themselves all the time. Why was it so weird to have a crush on an Avenger who was a middle-aged man that she happened to know in real life?

  For people to be so accepting of so many things, they definitely were never accepting of her feelings. Regardless of the fact that she had not even made the first move toward him and would never. Was it so bad for her to have a harmless crush that she was not going to act on?

  She knew Kamala would agree with her. She was one of the few people that did understand the obsession. Darcy probably would even agree, considering her very much unrequited crush on Thor.

  But explaining this to Lila was a whole new challenge mostly because this was her dad that they were talking about. And Kate could honestly understand where she was coming from because if any girl would have had a crush on her dad, she would have been upset, too.

  She guessed she just did not understand why everyone else got upset about things like that since they had no personal bond with him like Lila did.

  “But why him?” Lila questioned, looking at Kate with something between disgust and uncertainty. Kate sighed deeply, moving back just a little so that she was sitting on a hay bale. She patted the spot beside her.

  For a moment, she was not sure if Lila was going to comply with the request, but after a long moment, she finally resigned to doing it, sitting next to Kate with a surprisingly small distance between them. That gave Kate hope that perhaps Lila was not beyond being reasoned with and maybe getting over being so upset with her.

  Kate turned toward her just a little to try to start explaining, taking in a deep breath.

  “Your dad saved my life when I was a kid during the Battle of NYC,” Kate told her, and Lila just watched her, that same uncertainty still heavily present within her gaze. However, Kate would gladly take uncertainty over complete disgust and a lack of openness about hearing what Kate had to say.

  “Basically, since then… I was obsessed with the man that was able to kill aliens and fight with superhumans and gods with just a bow and arrow,” Kate told her, and

  “It was because of him that I learned archery and took on so many other sports. He gave me faith that I could do and be those things because even with all of the odds stacked against him, he still managed to kick it with the best of them,” Kate told her, and Lila’s eyes softened just the barest bit as she eyed her. Kate swallowed, looking down at her hands as she winced a little. She really wished that Lila would not have figured this out.

  “As I got older, those admiring feelings kind of evolved into a crush, and here we are,” Kate explained to her. Lila wrinkled her nose just a little with disgust, and Kate sighed deeply.

  “Trust me… I’ve tried really hard to stop, but when you feel a way about someone, it’s impossible to change those feelings unless something happens to change them. And your dad… Well, he’s the best man I’ve known short of my own,” Kate confessed.

  As soon as she uttered the words, she thought of the truth about her own father. While he had done questionable things to earn the living situation that Kate had as a child, she still saw him as her number one hero. Even above Clint.

  “I’m sorry,” Kate apologized, meeting Lila’s eyes as she tried to ensure that the kid knew she was being sincere. Lila looked at her for a long moment before sighing deeply.

  “It’s okay, I guess… I just… I know you’re visiting, but I’d like to be able to spend time with him, too,” Lila expressed, and Kate tried to muster the barest of smiles.

  “Maybe we could spend time with him together?” Kate offered, and Lila nodded slowly as she eyed the older girl, considering it.

  “Yeah… That could work,” Lila agreed softly, and Kate grinned just a bit wider. However, her smile fell before long, and she looked at Lila hesitantly.

  “And about the crush thing?” Kate asked, and Lila was quiet for a long moment, considering it as she remained wordlessly thinking. Kate did not dare say anything either, scared of what would happen if she disrupted the silence. The last thing that she wanted was for Lila to be upset with her.

  Finally, Lila spoke up.

  “Well… I understand better now that you explained it,” Lila confessed, and Kate nodded slowly. After a few beats, she finally worked up the courage to check with the kid further.

  “Are you going to be okay with it, or…?” Kate trailed off a little, her last word carrying the small lilt of a question as she awaited Lila’s response. There was another period of dead silence and despite Kate’s impulses to start apologizing as fast as she could get the words out of her mouth, she resisted, waiting for Lila to reply to her.

  “Well… As long as you don’t go simping over him in front of me or go messing up my family, I guess it’s okay,” Lila finally conceded, and Kate nodded wholeheartedly.

  “Don’t worry, I have absolutely no plans to do that,” Kate chuckled a bit nervously, and Lila just shook her head, looking down. Kate reached out to her, squeezing her shoulder as she smiled gently at her. Lila gazed back at her, mutual understanding resonating between them.

  However, before they could say anything else, they suddenly heard a loud clank out toward the pasture. Clint’s voice quickly followed with a loud yell.

  “SON OF A—”

  Clint’s voice cut itself off, him doubtlessly remembering that Nate was around and could hear him at any given time.

  Kate proudly puffed up a bit, looking at Lila knowingly and with far too much enjoyment.

  “Guess Lucky wasn’t as useful as me after all.”

[thelonesomequeen]

they don't think about chris and his fandom before they do something on social media, they don't think oh the fans might talk about it, the fans might notice it, they don't post pictures which includes bunch of people and chris from far away and think about chris and his fans talking about it. /

Right like "And if that woman is really Alba, and she put it out there, she should have known that fans would be speculating" You think they would be choosing a picture to post and they would think about his fans? Especially when it wasn't just picture of him. Y'all really aren't THAT important. I don't know how much Chris thinks about it but I think for his friends, fans and speculations is the last thing they think about when they post something. Not everyone's as obsessed with speculations as you are.

(Anon 2) I think the first thing some people do when there are new pictures is analyzing it and then making speculations, theories and they forget that not everyone does that, and not everyone thinks about possibility of anyone doing that. I'm sure there are lots pics of/with Chris that his friends wouldn't post because people would be talking about it, but no, I promise you they don't think about you and your speculations on innocent picture from some event (was it a wedding? I already forgot) because someone's next to him, even if it's Alba (unless he tells them specifically to not post something obviously)

(Anon 3) How is the picture going around Chris’s friend’s fault? It’s not her fault people grabbed the picture, and posted it everywhere trying to prove AB was in it. That’s on the so-called “fandom.” They did this. No one else. If they weren’t so desperately trying to prove their fan-fic speculations right, these photos wouldn’t get circulated as much. Chris & his friends use social media as it was intended. They’re not seeking attention. There’s no one to blame for the madness, but yourselves.

(Anon 4) Funny because this friend before the NYE shared her pictures as usual, we can saw some part of Chris's house during Halloween or Memorial day where he wasn't and nobody called her attention seeker. Now because of AB she becomes one according to some. I think she's private for avoid to be annoyed at the time T, let the things decrease then when she thinks stalkers forgot her she comes back public. It's what I will do if I was her.

(Anon 5) I totally agree with we can't blame the account holder but you do have to question why they would share this picture whilst public and not whilst their account is private // Because they're grown ass adults and they don't make decisions about their social media because of their famous friend with obsessive fan base

(Anon 6) I just don't understand why this friend has a public page. Yes, obviously it's up to her and it's hers, but they know the fans can see everything. And if that woman is really Alba, and she put it out there, she should have known that fans would be speculating. And the strange thing is that this friend sometimes has a private and sometimes a public side. She likes attention // if you genuinely think this about a person u don’t know+who isn’t in the public eye then i hope u find therapy or Jesus.

(Anon 7) And if that woman is really Alba, and she put it out there, she should have known that fans would be speculating. And the strange thing is that this friend sometimes has private and sometimes a public side. She likes attention // she’s like attention? What? Shes literally a random woman with a normal life/not a celeb. She’s posting photos from her own wedding. It’s not like she posted a selfie of her with Chris and AB and captioned it with “my fave couple” 😂. She’s done nothing wrong.

(Anon 8) I totally agree with we can't blame the account holder but you do have to question why they would share this picture whilst public and not whilst their account is private // id understand ur point if she was purposely posting about CE+AB but thIS photo had literally nothing to do w Chris. He was in the bg of HER wedding photos where no one, other than stalker anons, would think to zoom in. Do you expect her to get a microscope out and examine the background to make sure Chris isn't there?

(Anon 9) I totally agree with we can't blame the account holder but you do have to question why they would share this picture whilst public and not whilst their account is private // seriously? Do you actually expect the poor woman to zoom into every single background on every single photo to make sure that nobody could possibly be a brunette that has similarities to AB? Why are u blaming a woman who has just got married and probably living her best life and wants to show that w the world? (🦎:just adding that the person who posted the photo was NOT the bride, but a wedding guest)

(Anon 10) His friends, whether some ppl like it or not, have always protected his privacy and have never leaked anything really private. I see these very same ppl are mad they can't find pics to support their narratives (they said the same things about tara and the Halloween party pics, i remember aly or the Portuguese were spotted there w/o actually being there). I agree w what you said about the 2 antagonistic groups in the fandom but the problem w one of them is they're too vocal, too loud, annoying and unnerving, if they had real proof to sustain their opinions they would be blasting it all over their forums, tumblr, etc... it's honestly boring to constantly insert that girl into everything Chris does. Also, to the ppl who claim he has hook-ups, isn't a monk so on so forth, although we don't have actual evidence, it's also possible that he's dated women more or less seriously since Jenny, professional women in his circle, who aren't willing to lose their privacy for a relationship that may not last. Maybe one of those women in that pic is the one Chris is actually seeing?? Ah all the things we'll never know

(Anon 11) People can post on their IGs whatever they want, no matter who they are friends with! That woman is NOT Alba, the owner of the acoount probably didn't even see the possibility that some fans would think it could be Alba and honestly why should the owner of the account even think about something like that. Just proves in a way that Alba is not on their minds or lives, and they are not keeping anything a secret for Chris or spilling his secrets like some fans are claiming.

(Anon 12) I totally agree with we can't blame the account holder but you do have to question why they would share this picture whilst public and not whilst their account is private // I highly doubt that Chris, his family & friends are thinking about Alba anywhere near (if at all) as much as some in this fandom are. Why wouldn't they share their excitement that their friends got married? People really need to stop policing what his family & friends (and everyone else in general) does

(Anon 13) Because they’re allowed to? Jfc they are not to blame for the way the fandom behaves. 🧜🏻‍♀️// the original pic was totally innocent. It's not the account owner fault if this fandom is arrived to an obsession point that they need to crop and analyze every pixel of a pic

(Anon 14) Why don’t we take this blaming energy on the fans who stalk the fucken shit out of Chris friends insta page

Public or not fans shouldn’t be stalking them and talking pictures and posting it everywhere without there knowledge

This fandom thinks they got every right to do this but they don’t it’s creepy and weird

[wildernessuntothemselves]

I am sooooo down bad for yamqn!tyun can i make you spoiler something with him in it? 💀😏😫😭

i saw the one where he apologized AND IT SJUST … IDC WHAT U DID BUT … APOLOGIZE MORE ITS KIND OF HEALING

now i wanna top him real bad… idc if its soft riding or if we are full on domming him i just want him😭😭

HAVE MY ORGANS OR SMTH BUT PLEASE 🤲🏻🫀

- ❄️ (I’m using my anon privileges‼️,,, the nonexistent ones!)

y'all are such simps for lord taehyun 😭 you're falling over yourselves for the littlest spoiler of him while ignoring all the spoilers for beomgyu 😂 simp behavior

i can't give you a proper spoiler with him appearing because the next time he appears in the fic is incredibly spoilerific but have this

You look at her through the mirror, staring warily as she locks the door behind her and walks towards you. You can already see the letter she’s pulling out of her dress pocket.

“You have to stop–” You start saying but she pushes the letter into your hands. “Lord taehyun insists that you read this.”

“It’s useless–”

“He insists.” She repeats, “Just read it. If you don’t like what he says in it then he’ll stop bothering you.” 

“Okay.” 

You think she’ll leave to let you read it but she just stands there and waits. 

You sigh, opening it 

I know what he did to you. 

Your breath catches in your throat. This is it. This is him telling you how disgusted he is with you and that he never wants to speak to you again. 

I’m so sorry, I couldn’t protect you. I am sorry it happened because of me. I know you think I don’t want you now. I know you’re burning my letters because of it. But I still want you. It’s not your fault. He did this to you. I am not going to punish you for what he’s done. If anything, I am going to make him pay for it. 

You look at the maid in fear. 

Do you want me to hurt him? 

[scoups4lyfe]

Tamaki I'm so embarrassed, King.

LMAOOOOOOO NAWWWWW

Not Aguilera Hana and Sakura on a date ft. their loser stalkers

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

LOLLLLLLLLLL

y'all this is a whole new level of pathetic

(lmao imagine)

Tamaki/Hikaru origin story

😂 😂 😂 😂

Y'all didn't even get yourselves icecreams???

"This slaps, huh?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

wait

wHERE DID YOU TWO GET THAT ICE CREAM SO QUICK?!?!?1

sjdghdgoK

[ggstargetedlife]

Lol. At this point, it's just a continuous back and forth of pettiness between me and the haters, even other so called "Christians." I'll say this, people wanna play games in the dark and then get offended when I blast them out in the light, calling them on their bs 🤣😂 For real, they can try and justify it all they want, a REAL Christian WOULD NOT participate in the stalking, harassment and abuse of another person. Where in the Bible did Jesus ever condone or participate in any such thing? When people (primarily men) wanted that harlot stoned for sleeping around, was not Jesus the ONLY one who came to the "sinner's" defense, sparing her life? Had He not intervened, the crowd would've had her straight up murdered and would've totally justified it seeing nothing wrong with it. Anyone who calls their self a Christian but doesn't know that Biblical story.....you look real suspect 🤔 In this modern day, people are the same exact way as the former crowd, especially so called "Christians." I consider my own self Christian so this is not an attack on faith. I just can't stand people who are ALWAYS trying to justify and condone evil towards someone else while at the same time acting like they're "holier than thou." At least I can admit I'm not perfect, I've got some issues same as everybody else in this world, sometimes I'm hypocritical too, like, it is what it is. But I keep it real. People wanna use indirect methods for a continuous back-and-forth attack on my spirituality. You will always lose. After all, I'M not hooked up to anyone or anything determined to break a person's soul, ruin their life, or keep them miserable. Jesus never did that, that's why the Pharisees and Sauducees hated him. He always saw through their religious fronts and handled them when necessary.

Y'all call yourselves "Christians" yet you move like the very ones who persecuted Jesus. Where they do that at? 😂🤣

As always, I remain an island to myself and I don't bother people unless they're coming at me, and half the time I don't even respond then because it's lame: weak sauce, never direct. Like, I can't even take y'all seriously anymore when you try to preach. Straight up hypocrites in disguise, especially YOU, Matty Lane, fakest of them all but in your own eyes you're perfect enough to judge and criticize a woman who has absolutely nothing to do with you and never will. You're gonna have a really rude wakeup call when you leave this world, you and many others. Talk about me, talk at me, judge me, hate me, criticize me, obsess over me aaaalll you want

It ain't like you gotta life of your own, that's why you're stuck on mine 🤣😂 Yeah, I know y'all gon' find another opportunity for an indirect convo aimed at getting your point across to me, misjudging me as usual. It's whatever 😂🤣 I'ma let you stay intimidated and on defense mode. You'll clapback, you and all the rest always do. Funny how y'all can make indirect smart ass remarks against my character and ways instead of trying to understand why I'm changing into the kind of person I'm changing into. You can criticize me and spread worthless gossip around about me, but you so called "Christians" can't pray for me or try to help me out in any good way. But I'M the "devil" right? 😂 Comedy gold indeed. But then we wonder why the world hates Christians so much. Gtfoh 🤣

[dominikadecember]

I FORCED MY LIVEWATCH ONTO MY FRIENDS NOW Y'ALL GET TO ENJOY

Okay, I got pizza, i've got a drink, i've peed, lets start this

omg i knew they chose the perfect alex via taylor cus of his BDE but holy shit dude can do sensitive too and we're just a minute in!!!!!!!!

omg the blank was hilarious in the trailer but it's soooooo much funnier in full speed. I AM CACKLING

their interactions are perrrrrrfect!!!!!

the cake scene, is so uncomforttable. i cant watch this but i need to watch this but OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the best thing that has happened since sliced bread

you may want to put me on mute bc holy shit i don't know i how ill get through two hours of this mornons

the opening credits are a perfect choice for this movie/book

sarah shahi just keeps getting prettier

uma is the perfect person to be cast as alex's ma and us prezzie

Best line ever 'There is no getting out of this." 'What if I set myself on fire?' 'We'd ship the ashes to Heathrow.' I LOVE ZAHRA!!!!!!!!

DAVID THE DOG IS MENTIONED I HOPE HE IS IN THE MOVIE LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS

ugh loads of london sights, so boring SHAAN IS HOT AS FUCK

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ENEMY ACT I LOVE IT I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE FREINDS AND THEN THE LOVERS OMG OMG OMGGGGGGG

henry needs all the makeup bc he's a pretty boy but alex is fucking FAAAAAINE

ughhhhh i love this movie so much imma cry

lmfao alex just called queen victoria 'vicky' in an interview and henry looks like he had a stroke

this is so good, the book closet vs movie closet scene is so well done i am so happy

taylor's. fucking. eyelashes. someone made this boy a maybeline ad from birth

AMY THE BODYGUARD DESERVES HER OWN SHOW

OMG THE MOMENT WHERE THEY REALISE THEY MAYBE POSSIBLY ARE NOT ENEMIES BUT JUST MISUNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER I AM SWOOOOOOONING

yaaaas ppl owning their privilege and being honest they may not be perf is mah jammmm

is alex in this movie not supposed to realise he is bi before he hooks up with henry like in the book? bc taylor has chemistry with EEEEEEEERRRRYBODY

omg they're starting to be friendsssssss

THE TURKEY SCENE OMG OMG

I love how they filmed the messaging scenes. So interesting.

alex's political career! i love this plot!!!

Zahra is srsly so fucking pretty

Nora is gorgeous as hell tooooooooo!!!!!!!! Everyone in this movie is absolutely perfect and pretty and i love them

Henry is just a dorky dork with dorkdom

THE CINEMATOGRAPHY IS EXQUISITE!!!!!!

ummm how did alex not get mono at this damn NYE party???

THE KISS THE KISS IS HAPPENING THE KISS OMFG THE KISS OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I AM OMG!!!!!!

Nora is great but she's like a mix of Nora and June and idk how to feel about it.

OMG ALEX IS DESCRIBING THE KISS AND HOLY SHIT

WOW

Nora and Alex being besties works rllllllly well

lmao alex ignoring an ex for henry was the most obvious thing ever how did no one realise?????

OH MY GOD I CANT THIS MOVIE IS GONNA KILL ME

THE LONGING HOLY SHIT

THE FUN FLIRTY THING IS HAPPENING NOW AND I AM HERE FOR IT

HENRY IS VERY MUCH INTO BEING ORDERED BY ALEX AND I LOVE IT

THIS

IS

VERY

STEAMY

HOLY SHIT

Wow, someone said 'I'm bisexual' and it feels really fucking awesome.

THEY ARE SO CUTE AND HOT

casual hooking up' stage YOU TWO ARE IN LOVE STAHP LYING TO YOURSELVES

OMG OMG OMG MY BRAIN IS MELTING

my cat keeps on walking in and out scared cus i keep shouting OH MY GOD SO SORRY TYMEK ALSO NICHOLAS GALITZINE ON A HORSE IS ABSOLUTELY A FANTASY OF MINE

HOLY SHIT THAT IS GUNNERSBURY PARK THEY FILMED IN GUNNERSBURY PARK AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO TELL ME?! RUDE AS FUCK!!!! I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE AND MADE NICHOLAS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!!!!

'I think we should make love tonight'

'Um...yeah...I'm down' BOY PLS HOW DID YOU EVER GET LAID?????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can't they are so fucking hot and cute and how is this okay??????????????????????

sorry heteros, no movie will ever have a love scene as beautiful as this movie

oh shittttt an argument between alex and ellen and alex going 'yes madam president' instead of 'yes mom' DAAAAAAAMN

Alex excited about stuff is lovely and Taylor is a very pretty boi

The CGI is pretty crappy but thankfully it doesn't feature way too much.

THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!

THE ZAHRA SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED

OH MY GOD THIS SCENE IS EVERYTTTTTTHING AND IS SO FUNNY OMG OMG OMG OMG

Shit. Alex coming out to his ma scene was beautiful and it hurt and it was perfect.

omg they are all so cute and perfect and cowboyy??? i am 100000000% into the cowboy!!!!!!!! and nicholas' voice, i forgot thhat the boy can sing!

ALEX YOU ARE IN LOVE IT BE OKAY

They changed from the book that alex's parents are together and not divorced and i think it works so well.

THEY ARE DOMESTIC IN THEIR BUBBLE AND CUTE AS FUCK AND TAYLOR IS GLISTENING WITH WATER AND I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

Oh no, this bit, this bit is sad, there is sad angst coming

THE ONLY REASON WHY I AM NOT CRYING AT RN IS BC THE CINEMATOGRAPHY AGAIN IS FUCKING GORG

1 hour and 17 minutes in. First fucking sighting of David the dog. Unbelievable. HE IS THE TRUE STAR OF THIS MOVIE!!!

sad angsty angst ☹️

'what if he won't see me?' OMG MY HEART

aw man, i wish we would have seen the dramatic scene where alex is at the palace gates screaming to be let in like that eric andre meme

there better be thousand deleted scenes

wooooooooah this confrontation is so much more powerful than in my book, these boys are such good actors omg

alex boy you're gonna catch a cold with that wet shirt 🙁 i think most of it is your tears than the rain

THAT BETTER BE ALEX'S BLUE HOODIE!

ugh, so jelly they got to have a museum all to themselves at night no less

also the V&E has never looked that nice whenever i've been there

'just a daft pubescent fantasy' BOY THAT'S HOW I LIVE

OMG THIS IS SO

OMG

'HISTORY HUH?! BET WE COULD MAKE SOME' THEY DID THIS SO FUCKING PERFECT OMG

WHEN DOES THE HAPPY EVER AFTER HAPPEN???? HENRY JUST WANNA KISS HIS BOY IN PUBLIC OMG

DAVID THE DOG IS BACK

Oh right, this fucking thing

The boys being outed by asshats

ofc miguel is involved, fuck off dipshit

Alex is fantastic at politics and I am in love with how fiercly he is protecting his and henry's relationship

ZAHRA IS SO DONE WITH THIS LOVESICK PUPPY SHIT I LOVE HER

ZAHRA IS MY HERO

OH MY GOD

I AM NOT OKAY EITHER HENRY

lmao you gossipy bitches

stephen fry in DA HOUSE!

lmao homophobia in the royal house here plaaaaay!

lmao when the king says 'i have read your emails all of them' alex is tots thinking 'they were hot weren't they' and henry is thinking 'fuckityfuck alex talks about my crack ☹️'

ALEX STANDING UP FOR HIS BOY IN FRONT OF ROYALTY GETS ME EVERYTIME

OMG YAAAAAAAAAS DA PUBLIC LOVES THEIR GAY PRINCE BOI!!!!

lmao philip 'you can't go out there' WHAT YOU GONNA DO? STOP THEM FIT BOYS WITH YOUR PASTY ASS STICK ARMS???

THEY. ARE. SO. CUTE.

you know it's fiction when texas has become a democratic state

THEY ARE SO FUCKING CURE

ARGHH THE CINEMATOGRAPHY IS SOOOOOO PRETTTTTTY

That is absolutely not the house I imagined.

OH NO IT'S OVER 🙁 BUT I LOVED IT SO MUCH OMG OMG OMG IT'S SO GOOD EVERYONE WATCH IT IMMEDIATELY!

lmao there's a bit at the end of the credit with the cake scene and alex going 'do you think anyone noticed?' i love this idiot so much

[brandybeeee]

@goofjanstevens tagged me!

last song: Flo Rida- "Right Round" I went to a bar that's owned by some of my peers and of course, they were playing all the old hits that Millennials are still obsessed with 😂

last tv show: Russian Doll season 2! I'm surprised they were able to reach the level of the first season. I initially disagreed with having a second season, but everybody did an excellent job.

(This show came out literally right after my dad died suddenly and has been a good way for me to process aging and death)

currently watching:

I'm finishing Grace + Frankie. I will be not be accepting condolences at this time. :(

(This show came out literally right after my dad died suddenly and has been a good way for me to process aging and death) currently reading: The Life of Pi Y'all. I really want to love this book. I'm enjoying the religious/cultural/historical references but I can't for the life of me stand the way the main character describes every minutiae. Trying to get through it.

Tag yourselves!

[kuvvydraws]

Órdago can manhandle me all day he just sounds so soft and strong how dare you cause this yearning for a skeleton I haven't even SEEN yet

Nooooo! Órdago is scary but soft, he doesn't manhandle (his rep on the streets says otherwise but hmm)!

Y'all did this to yourselves, though the reactions he's getting are quite fitting for his name XD the guy whose name is a pun while he hates puns gets a funny, pun-name-related reaction to his existence 😂 I love it

You'll see him eventually, keep yearning, champion!

[wolfflock]

Reactions to Superman and Lois S01E12

FINALLY A NEW EPISODE, I am so excited!

Hi Tyler, yes, I love your voice 😍

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW DIFFICULT IT WAS FOR LOIS TO SAY "I think Superman's been turned"? 😭

John Henry! And his trusty little AI and creeper mobile.

YOUNGER SISTER?!?!??!

Oh God, THE THIRST BEGINS

"It's been a long time since you've felt pain, hasn't it, Kal?" Sorry, dude, but they frequently use Kryptonite in the bedroom. He's a pain slut... Just saying 😂

Tyler's wee ears, I'm sorry, that's all I can focus on. And his pain face, damn 😭

The pain thing coming from Zod, how does that link to canon?

"Pumpkin" 🥺😭😭 Poor Lois. And the boys wanting to help 😭

Damn, poor Kyle is getting shit again, now from his work, too 😓

It took years for Clark to use his superhearing, but Jordan does it in an afternoon...?

John Henry is very no-nonsense and I appreciate it. I really like him.

Lois believing in Clark, YES. 🥺

Same Lane is still collecting stuff against Superman, guy did not stop, damn.

Jon is again #1 fan of the Jordan Kent Appreciation Club 🥺

Okay, everyone blaming Kyle and Lana is just... you had to AGREE to be possessed, y'all. Wanting it. So take a hard look at yourselves before casting stones. Sure, Kyle trusted the wrong person, but so did you.

Kyle getting to talk about his trauma, fuck yes!

Hold on, Clark, you can do it. And Jordan heard him!!!! 🥺😭

DIGGLE!!! And he's bringing the stuff Sam Lane asked for? Shit. The plot thickens.

The Cushings' home getting trashed... just give them a break.

The boys are doing so well, I love them 🥺

I am not sure Lois telling John Henry about Clark was a good idea, but I hope he keeps it a secret.

I am here for John squared!

The Cushings together, aww, they are so cute 🥺😍 (I just want to know where the little girl, Sophie, is 😅)

General Zod. Clark, where are you? Keep fighting!

Jonathan, damn, my heartstrings! 😭

The full Steel suit!!!

Tyler is so good at playing evil. And the voice 👀

The little Cape flick, someone GIF that for me!

John Henry having a heart to heart with Clark, fucking yes!

And Clark wins over General Zod. Does that mean he is still there, inside him? Is that going to be causing problems in upcoming seasons?

Oh, Edge said Zod is completely gone. Hm. Okay, nevermind then.

"Complete what you were sent here to do"? Resurrection wasn't it?

Wait, that was it? They destroyed the eradicator and now it's all good? What?

Lois totally has the hots for Clark when he flexes with his powers. I can't blame her lol

The KISS! 💕 And Clark grabbing Jon's neck, all dad like 🥺

Ah, Wolé should always smile, it just brightens my day 😍

Okay, where did Sophie arrive from??? Why can't I remember?

They need to find Leslie Larr, okay. And Edge is in custody.

Fuck me, Lois with the choking again 😂🙈

So Edge being with the DOD was the plan, okay. But to do what? UGH I NEED MORE INFO.