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be-missed · 11 months

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Not Strong Enough (Chap 2)

Jenna Ortega X Fem!Reader

(Pictures not mine)

Summary: Jenna was visiting her mom in the hospital to drop off the food that will be eaten for the hospital party, but she met a resident surgeon and she thought "God forbid I ran into an accident, but I want her to open me and stitch me up." While the surgeon tries her best to keep her fan girling low-key.

Warning: none so far, notify me if there are any

A/N: Hola, here is chap 2, any thoughts?

Masterlist

Chap 1

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Chap 2

"Tell me, tell meeee, Jenna come on, I want to know who the cute doctor is." Aliyah bombarded Jenna with questions as she landed her feet inside their living room.

"Okay, okay shut up. So the cute doctor is slightly taller than me, the cute doctor also has a charming smile and a melodic laugh, and the cute doctor also knows how to dress, because damn that outfit." Jenna tells her sister all smiley and in a dreamy state.

"That sounds like the cute doctor fell into a magic well in a fairytale and worked his way out to live in the real world." Aliyah answered while having doubts that this man can be that good that it made her sister freeze "Okay stop with the damn smile Jenna, its like I'm feeling how your jaw hurts right now and I'm getting scared with how wide your smile can go."

And Jenna throws a pillow at Aliyah "Shut up, you just don't know how it feels to be this enchanted... and also it is not a he/him, it is a her so suck it." And started to go up to her room.

While Aliyah was left stunned in their living room, because she didn't know that her sister swing that way.

Jenna plopped in her bed and texted her mom.

To Mom:

I just got home and the pizzas are in the break room. How is this the first time I saw Dr. Y/L/N?

Fr Mom:

Maybe because this is the first time you visit me in the hospital while I'm in the surgery department.

To Mom:

How come you never really worked at the surgery department?

And why is this the first time I saw Dr. Y/L/N?

Why did you not choose the surgery department?

Fr Mom:

Jenna, what's with all the questions with me, the hospital, and Y/N?

Do you like her?

To Mom:

What? No.

Fr Mom:

Sure. I'll see you later before dinner. I love you.

Hours and hours have past and Jenna can't stop thinking of her interaction with Y/N and she is tiring herself to think of ways on how can she meet you more and interact with you more. Then a bright thought occurred to her, why not pick her mom up in the hospital after the party and then she will have the chance to meet Y/N again. She taps her back as a congratulations for the great idea that she planned.

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Meanwhile in the hospital, Y/N is now full of energy and filled with happiness since she saw her long time crush, and she got to talk to her and somehow flirt with her, if you squint.

Y/N still can't manage to talk to Jenna's mom because she is scared that she'll ask for the hand of her daughter for marriage and it is too early, waaaay to early for that. So as much as possible, she follows her co-resident surgeon, Dr. Beatrice -her best friend for three months-, do a routine check up with her patients.

"What happened?" Beatrice asked Y/N.

"What? What do you mean happened? Nothing happened, just normal hospital stuff you know." with a shit eating grin plastered on Y/N face.

Beatrice abruptly stop in walking which caused Y/n to collide with Beatrice's back.

"Don't lie to me, I heard that Natalie's daughter went here and you accompanied her." Beatrice said with a smirk and continued walking.

"Well, you are right. What's the matter with that? I see no wrong, I am just the normal me." Y/N answered and tried to defend herself.

"Oh really, you interacting with the person that you are crushing with didn't gave you that much of an energy and a lot of bounce in your steps huh." Beatrice teased Y/N.

"I mean, how can I not be this happy. I get to meet my favourite actress and yes, you are absolutely right, I get to talk with her and even shared some jokes, I also get to spend time with her even just for a little and Imightjustgavehermynumber." Y/N said while saying the last few words faster than one should speak.

Beatrice looked at Y/N with wide eyes "YOU WHAT NOW?"

"I mean... I... maybe we could be friends" Y/N said nonchalantly but she really hoped that Jenna would text her, and be more then friends.

Beatrice sighs, not wanting to ruin Y/N's dreams, so what she did is to support her "Okay, If that's what you want to happen then go, I will support you. But let me remind you that she is not just your average normal girl, she's not like us. There is a lot of people that wants her and she is a celebrity let me remind you."

"I am not hoping to be her girlfriend, I don't even know if she likes girls. Being a friend, or just to be in her outer circle or even just a hospital guide would be fine with me." Y/N said with a sigh realising what Beatrice told her, that being with Jenna might be one of the most impossible thing that she can do, with their lives being so different.

Beatrice noticed the sudden mood change and tried to console Y/N "I'm sorry, I'm just being realistic and I don't want you to get your hopes up. But I just want you to know that whatever path you take, whether you try to risk a chance or stand still, I'm with you." Beatrice ended with her good ol' comforting smile and gave Y/N a side hug.

"Thanks Bea, that means a lot." Y/N said while multiple thoughts and scenarios race inside her head.

Beatrice and Y/N continued to check-up on their patients

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In the meantime at the Ortega's house

"Dad, you can rest tonight, I can pick up Mom from the hospital" Jenna said to her father while Aliyah is giving her a side eye because she knows the real reason why her sister wants to go to the hopital.

"Oh, would that be alright? Are you sure?" Her dad asked.

"Yes dad, surely. You can take a rest tonight and I will pick up mom." Jenna answered

"Okay honey, if that's what you want. I'll let your mom know." Her dad told her as he called his wife and Jenna went up to her bedroom again to find the perfect fit.

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The sun is starting to get replaced by the moon and the clock is nearing the number 6 indicating that her mom will be out of work soon and she needs to pick her up.

Jenna is just retouching herself in front of her vanity while waiting for her mom to answer the call.

"Hi Mom, did dad told you that I'll pick you up tonight?" Jenna said as soon as she heard that her mom picked up the call.

"Yes, he did, I'll be waiting for you in front of the hospital okay?" Her mom instructed her but Jenna instantly declined" No, NO Mom. I'll be going up to you, so that I can help you with your bags." Jenna answered

"Oh no it is okay I got my bags handled, I can meet you in front so you won't need to park and go up." Her mom insisted.

But Jenna oh Jenna, she doesn't want to let this chance to see you again slip away before her, so she plead.

"Mom, please, please let me just go up there on your floor, help you with the bags, and escort you to the car." Jenna tried to pull her puppy eyes even if her mom can't see her. With a sigh her mom answered her "Okay, sure, but you owe me an explanation on why you want to go here."

And they ended up the call, tapping herself in the back for another victory.

Before Jenna pulls the car up from their garage she know thinks on how can she starts a conversation with Y/N through puns like:

"When you get bladder infection, does that mean urine trouble?"

"You know pms jokes aren't funny; period."

or a a lyric with the word "hello"

"Hello, its me by Adele"

"I Said Hi by Amy Shark"

after minutes of typing and erasing, Jenna situated with a question to send to Y/N.

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While Y/N is cleaning her desk and putting aside her things, she heard a notification from her phone and saw a text from an unknown number. And with that, Y/N bolts out from where she is and is determined to find Natalie.

Checking every corner and every room, she just can't find Jenna's mom, and with the final door in the end of the corridor, Y/N saw Natalie going out of a patient's room and run to her.

Out of breath, strands of hair sticking with her sweaty face, bend over with hand in her knee trying to catch her breath, Y/N started to speak "Nat... Jenna messaged me... she is calling you... and texting you... but you ain't answering... but she wants me... to tell.. you that.. she will be... picking you... up tonight." Y/N tried her best to form that sentence with how out of breath she was and she just wish that the words are coherent and Natalie understand her.

With the words that Y/N said, Natalie was so confused, because why would Jenna message Y/N that she would be the one picker her up if they were absolutely talking directly to each other a few minutes ago.

But Natalie just shrugged it off and goes with the flow, she now have some questions to ask to Jenna. "Oh sweetie, thank you, I left my phone inside my bag, maybe that is why Jenna can't contact me."

"No problem Nat, I thought you went out to get an uber instead since I can't find you everywhere, glad I caught you." Y/N said with a smile on her self, feeling so proud because she accomplished a task that Jenna asked her to do.

"Why don't you come home with us, your house is just on the way to ours." Natalie offered so she can surprise her daughter.

"Oh no, its fine, I'm going to Ava and Bea's house tonight, we'll be having dinner." Y/N answered sadly, even if she wants to join the mother and daughter on the drive home, she has a prior dinner to go to.

The elevator dinged and there goes Jenna walking out and seeing her mom and the cute doctor speaking. It made her blush knowing that Y/N and her mom is bonded which can also mean that she can see Y/N more.

"Hey mom, did Y/N told you that I'd be picking you up tonight? I can't contact your phone so I messaged her instead." Jenna said, using her talent in acting. How she delivered the line was so good, her own mother could ever forget the phone call that they just had and believe her own daughter right now.

Natalie was so surprised on how her daughter is acting up in front of Y/N and just ride with her daughter's acting. "Well yes hon, I thought your father csn't pick me up today so I was about to ride an uber, but Y/N here ran for her life and told me that you will be picking me up."

And with that, that is Jenna's cue to look at Y/N with her smiling face looking so proud with her two thumbs up, signaling that she did her job and it is well done.

"Let me just get my bags and I'll be back" Natalie excused herself.

Jenna take a few steps closer to Y/N and said "Sorry for the rush, I really just can't message her. But also thank you for the effort, looks like you saved the night." an squeezed Y/N's biceps which made her think "Fucking hell, is she going to the gym? Is she that beefy?"

Y/n then answered with a smile "Well yeah, it is dangerous nowadays to take an uber and this might be a bonding for the two of you so, yeah no problem." and made her think "If I am only made to be Jenna's servant, I would proudly do my duty and serve her with every ounce of energy that I have."

Natalie coughs, that broke the staring contest that the Y/N and Jenna is having without them really noticing it because the both of them was really inside their own head.

"Well, we will be going Y/N, stay safe okay? I'll see you tomorrow." and Natalie hugged Y/N

"Do you wanna grab a ride from us? As a thank you perhaps?" Jenna added with a hint of hope that Y/N will agree.

"Oh no, thank you, as much as I want to, I have a prior dinner I need to go to" Y/N answered with a sad smile. And with that, she waved her hand to the two Latinas walking away from her until the elevator doors closed.

An arm embraced her which she guessed is Beatrice, which she is right and said "Okay lover girl, stop moping, we have a dinner in our house, cheer up yeah. Many more days and nights you'll be seeing your princess." and smirked

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Chap 3

A/N: hope you liked the second chapter, I am very much open to your thoughts and queries. Sorry this is all that I can give for Chap 2, I was so sleepy, lol. Thanks for reading! (not proofread).

#jenna ortega x y/n #jenna ortega #jenna ortega x fem!reader #jenna ortega x you #jenna ortega x reader #fiction #fanfic #wednesday addams imagine #jenna ortega imagine #tara carpenter x reader

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annabelle-creart · 3 days

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Life of Rescue Bots Shenanigans. Part 22:

This is also long, take your time

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"Heatwave" Cody asked from behind, Heatwave was in front of the principal door, watching he rain fall "is everything alright?"

"What? Yes, sure!" Heatwave replied with a soft tune "why are you awake?"

"I couldn't sleep" the kid replied "are you sure you're okay? Today's not your shift"

"I'm okay, I promise" but his elbows were low, and his smile wasn't good, but how could Cody make him say what's wrong?

"Are you sure? You can talk with me"

"Don't worry about that, kid, it's just a thing of mine"

Ahg, always this excuse! The typical 'you're too young to understand', Cody really hated that feeling

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"Heatwave, you can't really be serious!" Boulder tried to catch his attention

"Boulder, please, I don't want to talk about that"

"But you need to tell it to someone! It is not okay to deal with everything by yourself"

"I don't want to fight with you"

"I'm not fighting!"

A crash interrupted the scene, Boulder looked out of the ship, Salvage just let something fall

"I'm sorry, I-"

"No, no, it's okay!" Boulder got closer and helped Salvage get the pieces

"Thanks" Salvage said "I didn't want to snoop or something, but are you and Heatwave, okay?"

"Yeah! Sure! Just something! Don't worry about that!"

But Boulder seemed worried, nonetheless, Salvage preferred not to ask anymore and go

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"GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEE!!!!"

"BUT YOU ALREADY PLAYED WITH IT!!!!"

"BUT CODY GAVE IT TO MEEEE!" the twins were fighting, again, for the toy, Frenzy was doing anything on his servos to not to let Rumble have it

"BUT HE ALSO GAVE IT TO MEE!!" Rumble was pulling as much as she could, unfortunately, the pull was hard, and the force of it made them fall afterwards, noticing they broke the toy

"NOOOOOO!!"

"No..."

"You broke it!" Frenzy's optics started to drop liquid, also, his voice box sounded shattered

"Frenzy, I-"

"What are you two doing?!" A big, imponent voice sounded from behind both sparklings "what is this?"

"Am..." Rumble didn't know what to say, Frenzy was still crying loudly

"Ahg" Soundwave yelled "fine, let's make this easy" they said before sitting on the floor near the two sparklings "what happened?"

"I..."

"It's easy, just split it up"

"I wanted to play with Cody's gift, but Rumble didn't want to let go"

"IT WAS MY FAVORITE!!" Frenzy again started to cry harder and louder, Soundwave didn't enjoy the sound of it, but to ignore wouldn't make any good

"Hey, Frenzy" Soundwave called "look at me" Frenzy tried to stop a bit to hear the bigger bot better "some things broke easily, that's normal, but what have I told you it's better?"

"Sniff. To f-fix it?"

"Exactly" Soundwave pet Frenzy's helm while getting Rumble closer "now, what if we get calm, and we fix this later, okay?" Both sparklings moved their heads on agreement at the same time "good" Soundwave stood up, letting the twins climb on their shoulder "let's see if I can do something for it. And you will learn to share! Okay?"

"Okay..."

"F-fine"

“Fine, I like that, you´re learning, now, what do you say to each other?” Soundwave asked

“Sorry?”

“Yes”

“Sorry”

“I like that, Frenzy. Now you feel better?”

“Yes” both sparklings said simultaneously

“I like that”

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"IIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" the little thing started to cry, again, how was that possible? It was already fed, and okay? Shockwave was driving crazy on it, he had to shut him immediately or the thing will wake the other two

"Frag, frag, frag, frag, frag" Shockwave started to repeat to himself, it was already a waste of time to ask the rest to take care of them while he couldn't, he didn't want to ask the rest again "c'mon, what do you need? Please, don't cry!" Shockwave took the creature on his arms; it was so tiny that it was a shame "what do you need?" Shock already was about to collapse, the only thing he could do was to cradle the creature on him, it didn't even have a name, none of them. What could he do? Sing to them? Tell them a story? "Ah... once upon a time, something? A thing like you? That was on a big, old and abandoned building..." Shock didn't knew or understood, but the sound of his voice actually relaxed the creature, maybe that was what it needed "ah, it lived alone? No! With other two creatures like... whatever, ah..." Shockwave continued with his relate, and the creature started to calm down, breathing normally, but their optics still looked inflated.

Shockwave managed to tell as much as he could, it had passed a lot of time since he tell anything that he just invented, only for his little siblings when they were sparklings, finally, the creature felt asleep, Shock relaxed again, but seeing the creature so peaceful again... Shockwave wondered if the creature felt all the love and care he never felt from Core, his tutor...

It hurt him, but he was glad that the creature felt secure on his arms, despite all the bad things he had done with those

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"Aw" Break's voice was elongated and sweet as never before

"They look fine" Knock Out told to Shockwave "I don't see anything out of normal"

"They're so cuuteeeeee!" Break said with passion and love, but the creature bites his finger with such fervor that it seemed it wanted to eat it "it is hunting!"

"Yes- frag!" Shock took the creature from Break's arms "I'm sorry"

"No, it's okay! Is a sparkling"

"They're too little to be sparklings" Shock said, putting the creature again on something that seemed a cradle "I was thinking to call them 'new sparks', as a combination of newborns and sparks"

"Aw"

"Pff- Break, you're such a crybaby!" Knock Out laughed at his conjux emotion, happy of him being this vulnerable

"I like that name!" Cody got closer from Heatwave´s shoulder, he could see the three creatures easily "and their individual names?"

"I think something with 'wave' would match" Heatwave chuckled

"Haha! That's a good idea"

"Please, no, at least not today" Shock excused himself "I still don't know how to name them-"

"Oh- fuck!" Blurr cursed when she trips up, she wanted to move through the room but instead made something fall "oh- frag-fuck- I'm sorry!"

"Are you okay?!" Break asked quickly, getting closer to see her properly

"Yes! Yes- I'm sorry. Please, tell me that wasn't important!"

"Fortunately for you, it wasn't" Shock wave said sarcastically, but unfortunately for him, his sense of humor was so broken no one believed it was a joke "sorry, don't worry, I can fix it later"

"Frag! Thanks, Shocky, can I call you like that?"

"No"

"Sorry, Shockwave"

"Well, at least while you're alright" Breakdown pet Blurr's shoulders with care, like greeting she was okay, she smiled back at him

"Thanks, big guy"

"No problem, kiddo!"

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"But-"

"Oh, Blades! I'll be okay! Stop worrying so much!" Sissi shouted fiercely at Blades, who was about to do like the five complaint of the day "it's just a little trick!"

"And you're like my little sister! I can't let you hurt yourself"

"Oh, don't worry!"

"At least let me call Dani or Graham if we need back up!"

"Too late" Sissi said, about to jump the cliff, the rings were already set up, so, it would be a fast track "bye!"

"AAAHHH!" Blades shocked when she saw Sissi jump into the abyss, transforming in a drone quickly and reaching height

For a moment, Blades felt her spark was going to explode in that moment, until Sissi started to play around the rings, she usually wasn't this brave, and that killed Blades deeply

Actually, Sissi was really good, she was fast but also mastered the air perfectly, compared to Blades, Sissi had her flyer alt mode since a lot of years ago, she was better at flying than Blades and was really good.

She was about to land when suddenly...

"SISSI!!" Blades shouted loudly the moment she watched the sparkling fall on the ground, her frame didn't seem okay, like half-transformed. Blades transformed and flew quickly to her position "Are you okay?! Are you hurt?! Why are you-?! Let me see that!"

"Ay!" Sissi yelled when Blades tried to touch her "That hurts!"

"I know, that happens, but I need to touch it"

"No!" For Sissi was impossible to move again, everything hurts "you were right!"

"What?! No!" Blades tried to put again her servos on Sissi, talking softly "that was incredible!"

"Really?"

"Yes! I would never do something like that! I mean, you are really good, almost as good as Dani, and she is the best pilot I've ever met"

"You're lying!"

"I'm not! Sissi, if it really makes you happy, you shouldn't let it because it could hurt, that's what bravery is about and you did it really good, you inspired me"

"...thank you- AHHHH! FRAG!"

"Language" Blades joked, using her words as distraction for Sissi to not to notice she was getting closer to rearrange her piece, so, she could transform properly

"That hurts!"

"The best things hurt, I guess..."

"Pff, well… thanks"

"You're welcome, Sis"

"Hm! Now I get why everyone was mad about me having an alt mode, sparklings are not supposed to transform"

"Is actually because the pieces of the alt mode don’t grow with the bot, but whatever it happens, I will help you"

"Thanks, big sis"

"Lil sis, yes!"

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“Heatwave?”

“Boulder, I-”

“Don´t start! Heatwave, I know something´s wrong” Boulder sat at his side, as close as they could “please, you can´t just hide everything from us! I´m worried, and I don´t want to live like this”

“You´re not living in a lie! Don´t exaggerate”

“See? You promise me you would be more honest!”

“I know, and I´m being honest!”

“Then, tell me! What´s wrong?” Boulder looked at Heatwave like a puppy, hoping for him to react, Boulder knew Heatwave enough to understand something was off, and Cody already told him “Okay, first, why don´t you want to tell me?”

“Boulder-”

“Reply that first!”

“ahg… I feel better staying with it, not to sharing it is easier”

“Is easier, but is better? Do you really feel better by keeping this for yourself?”

Heatwave for a moment was like frozen, deep in his spark he knew his siblings were feeling the same

“Did someone tell you?”

“Cody, Shockwave, Soundwave, Blades had noticed you more sad, Salvage had saw you decayed! Even Kade had told me you´re not as humorous as before”

“Everyone?”

“Yes… please, tell me if something´s wrong, so we can help you, but I can’t do anything if you act like nothing´s happening”

Wait, it actually remembered him of something…

“Let´s talk, properly”

He promised himself while ago he would never lie… what was he doing now?

It has sense now, the weird feeling of not telling Cody what he had, to sub estimate a kid is the worst thing someone could do, but here he was, acting and lying like his tutor

“Heatwave?”

“I… you´re right, I don´t feel the same ultimately”

“Since Shockwave arrived?”

“Before, since the cadets arrived”

“Why? They´re doing really good!”

“It is not because of that, is because…” Heatwave paused a moment, like trying to formulate the words correctly “Boulder, am I doing it fine? Am I a good tutor?”

“Why do you say that?” Boulder was both surprised and puzzled “Heatwave, haven´t you see them? How they arrived and how are they doing?”

“I´m not alone! Boulder, you´re so kind and good, and Chase is maybe the best teacher I had met, and Blades is a really good big sibling for them; Soundwave already has experience, Chief always manages to keep them array, Kade always makes them laugh, Graham and Dani always show them the good and teach them the bad, Cody shows them responsibility. Even Shockwave, Knock Out and Breakdown do what they need, and now the new sparks! I…” Heatwave hugged his knees, trying not to shatter his voice “I feel sometimes I´m what´s left over and the only thing I do is to yell at them”

“No!” Boulder took Heatwave´s cheekplates with their servos “Heatwave, please, don´t say that! You´re doing as much as you can and that´s what really matters! When we noticed Sissi was sick, who was the first one to stay with her?”

“Blades”

“You! Even if Blades was there, you never leave her side unless there was a rescue! And when Cody wants to show something to the rest, who is the first one to look at it?”

“Chief Burns”

“You! Heatwave, Cody really cares and wants to include you in his life! And when Blurr got in problems, who was the first one to look for her?”

“Chase”

“You! Chase was there, yes, but you also maintain at her side while Chase was fixing everything. And when Salvage almost burns the junkyard?”

“You”

“You also were there! The first thing you did was too get inside and search for him!” Boulder kept Heatwave´s faceplate placed to look at them “Heatwave, you protect them and care for them, maybe there´s things to fix but this is the way you show them you care! This is the way you tell them you love them! If you never cared, you wouldn´t ask me this!”

“Do you… really think I´m doing it right?”

“I don´t think it, I believe it, so, think everything you want, the answer is in front of you. And if you want some help, here we are”

Heatwave placed his servos on Boulder´s, trying not to drop a glint or something

“Don´t make yourself the strong one in front of me”

Boulder was too kind, Heatwave let himself fall on Boulder´s embrace, Heatwave finally felt a little relieved with the answer “Thank you”

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“Chaseeeeeey!”

“We already talked about nicknames”

“Fine!” Blurr sighed, rolling her optics as usual “but that wasn´t what I wanted to say”

“What is it then?”

“Ta-dah!” Blurr showed Chase a paper, which Chase took to look at it better

“Do you want me to give my opinion?”

“Yeeeeesssss…”

“Okay. It has a lot of studs, the calligraphy is terrible, the answers are poorly described…” Chase was about to continue, but for accident, he looked at Blurr´s sad look, then, Chase realized the tune she had a moment ago was of happiness and attention, which was not usual this days, she retired her gaze when Chase looked at her, but even if Chase was bad with facial expressions, the rest of her corporal language tell everything, it actually reminded him of something he lived time ago, the moment that marked an after and a before in his story, one of the reasons why he was like that “you have made your job, stay like that.” He remembered his tutor told him when he was a sparkling. He looked again at the paper, noticing also compared to other days…

“you´re answers are correct this time”

“Really?” she looked at him straight in the optic

“Yes, we can work on the calligraphy later, and maybe you should use a pencil instead of a pen to evade the studs, but everything is correct.” Chase took a pen and marked the answers as correct “you had improved a lot since you started, stay like that-” Chase wanted to finish his sentence, but instead, Blurr hugged him before

“THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!”

“My audials!”

“Ah! Sorry, I forgot, hehe, sorry, but thank you, I will do better with my calligraphy! I promise!”

“Good.”

Blurr retired with paper in hand, celebrating with emotion and about to shout to the world she did something good and that matters, Chase wasn´t a fan of this type of hypes, but seeing his apprentice like this, celebrating her own achievements without comparing herself with him was… nice, it felt warm in his spark, he genuinely felt happy, this was how his tutor felt? Was she really proud of him? Or did she said all of that, so he could become the bot that he is now, because if that´s the case, there´s better ways, and now was his duty to search for it, but whatever it was, he was happy with her improvement

“This is how it feels, eh, Mural?”

#tf au #this is a continuation of the part 21 #life of rescue bots au #transformers #maccadam #rescue bots #tf #tf rescue bots #tfrobotsindisguise #tfrb #tfp #tf fic #tf fanfic #tf aligned #tf prime

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xxavengingangelxx · 9 months

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Somewhere Only We Know - Epilogue

I'm conflicted as to whether or not I should post this. It's a cliffhanger. I just can't seem to let go of this fic! I want to add more to the epilogue but can't seem to get sudden writer's block. :( I figured something is better than nothing since I promised an epilogue. Just don't hate meeee! I plan on adding to it it just won't be too long.

Notes: No trigger warnings in this one :)

Taglist: @unicorngirly1, @shepgurl, @bellgraves, @lily-lily131313, @sharksausages

Epilogue

“What’re you doing over there?”

Graves was tossing something, some papers, with some handwritten notes, into the dying embers of the fireplace. You were on the couch, a tiny 3-month-old next to you, sound asleep. Well, he sure hadn’t felt small when he was being born.

“Nothin’,” Graves responded. He wiped his hands on his jeans.

“Yeah well that ‘nothin’ is gonna get you burned, commander,” you responded with a smirk.

“Just some useless notes,” Graves shrugged. He sat next to you roughly. Almost collapsed next to you. He sighed, almost as if he had just ridded himself of something that had been weighing on him.

“If you wake him up, he’s yours for the night,” you quipped.

“I don’t mind,” he grabbed beer.

“So gonna get drunk when he’s done breastfeeding,”

“No, the hell you are, Val,”

Graves was gone in the morning but you were expecting him to be. CIA had called. It was the first time since…well since you’d decided to go with Graves in Las Almas all those months ago that he had given you free reign of the house. No Graves, no Shadows. Just you and Rett.

A new hit job with the CIA had promised a big payout. So Graves had taken himself and his top men on it. Other Shadows were overseas while still other groups were working jobs all over the US. Graves had stopped gong overseas at your request, though.

Things were quiet, settled down. Finally.

Congress had come knocking a week back. Again. They had again pressed you on whether or not you had been tortured at the hands of Shadow, even going as far as interviewing you behind locked doors. Without Graves. You remember they had asked you why you looked tired and if you’d been coached the night before. And you remembered telling their stupid asses that no, geniuses, you had not been coached, but that you had a 3-month-old at home and that was why you were tired.

They gave up after two days of questioning.

But now you and Graves were free of Congress’s hypocritical bullshit.

And you had free reign of your house. You two finally had a house. Granted it was in the middle of nowhere in northern Texas, close to Oklahoma, but it was a house. It was chilly in the house this morning because it was cold outside and there was something wrong with the heater. Graves said he’d found someone to stop by and look at it and to just keep an eye out for the person.

In the meantime, you had on extra layers and Rett was bundled up.

You couldn’t go too crazy at home. There were cameras in every common area of the house.

There was a knock on the door and you checked the outside camera before seeing it belonged to a heating and air-conditioning company. You opened the door…and were taken aback.

The man was much taller and stockier than he had initially appeared on the camera.

When he greeted you, he had a unique accent. One you wanted to place. It was on the tip of your tongue but your exhausted brain was refusing to work.

“Your husband called?”

“Yes, sir,” you smiled, but only out of politeness. You reminded yourself that you were alone.

“I’ll get you and your son all fixed up,”

You…when had you told him you had a son? Maybe he had seen the SUV with the huge car seat, clearly for a boy, outside, you reasoned.

“My name’s Andrei,”

#phillip graves #phillip graves x reader #graves x reader #cod mw3 #longwayfromhome #somewhere only we know

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waitmyturtles · 1 year

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In this edition of FUCK, THINGS GOT REEEEEEEAL GOOD: Step By Step, episode 9 thoughts:

First off:

THANK GOD THAT BABY IS OKAY, BUT I'D LIKE A FOLLOW-UP UPDATE ON THEIR HEALTH, PLEASE.

I'm a mom. A slightly traumatic birth scene in a BL! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I'm talking with @lurkingshan about this, but I'm going to leave the timeline issues of the pregnancy to the real SBS experts. If the baby was OKAY and CRYING after a traumatic labor like that, my mom spidey sense says the baby was likely 34 weeks or above. Otherwise, that would more of a real emergency situation, with the need for a very sterile environment, and a really fast, emergency transport to a hospital and a NICU. (Also, around 34 weeks is when moms are advised to not be far from a hospital -- at least in the States -- in the case of this emergency onset birth situation, so that's what's leading to my guess about Ae.) Again, this means that the show may have made a big-ass timeline jump, and I don't think I'm expert enough to apply that to Pat and Jeng, so I'm gonna leave that alone.

Also, at THAT stage of pregnancy, late and belly-dropping.... yeah. Maybe a short stop on a bus can induce labor. We have a family member whose labor was induced when she tripped from a bus. (Real quick education, family: if someone around you breaks water, GET THEM TO A HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY if you can, the risk of infection SKYROCKETS after water breaks.)

Okay. Give me babies and I give you mom. Let me step away from that for a second to say:

The show FINALLY GOT GOOD, for my tastes.

Tee Bundit got an editor. We got CRISP dialogue. SMART writing. The episode fit what it needed in its runtime. That's all I was asking for, dear Tee.

We got words. We got real descriptions about boundaries. We got real resistance to CROSSING those boundaries. We got meditations on how to DEAL with those boundaries. We saw Jeng RECOGNIZING that those boundaries are preventing Pat from coming to Jeng intimately, and that Jeng HAS A RESPONSIBILITY to DEAL with those boundaries, instead of ONLY leading with his heart, in a difficult boss-employee situation. We got Jeng managing his heart, yes, but also DEALING ACTIVELY with being PROFESSIONAL as well, and recognizing that he has to STEP AWAY from his role as Pat's superior. GOOD, JENG.

We have Pat still Pat-ing. Pat's like, I'm not gonna date my boss, but also, he liiiikkkeess meeee? He's too good for meeeeeee! PAT, jesus. Thank you, Jen, for working on dusting off our guy. (@lurkingshan, I was literally JUST writing this, lol.)

But also, thank gawd -- at least we have PAT SPEAKING UP and using his words. Like an adult. (?!) And -- being EMPOWERED to USE his words by his WONDERFULLY COMMUNICATIVE PARENTS! So, now we see that Pat, while raised in a sad environment with the separation of his parents, is actually attuned to..... talking and using his words regarding his emotions! We know and see that he can do it -- because his parents can do it, and therefore modeled that behavior for him. (Amarin Nitibhon, great dad in 10 Years Ticket, great dad in Step By Step, keep being a great dad!)

But Pat's still gotta keep Pat-ing, and he's still confused, and... what? He's surrounded by snacks and might need the further reflection of another older adult in Jeng to get deep in his feelings.

I don't know if my read is accurate on this. Is Pat the kind of person that NEEDS people around him to help him reveal his complicated feelings to himself? I think so. He's a young adult, kind of overwhelmed by everything going on, his sister dropped a baby in public (HE'S AN UNCLE NOWWWWWWW) --

Homeboy is GROWING UP. Step by step? Maybe the point of this show is that you don't grow up as well in this world, step by step, without leveraging your family and community around you as best as you can. I like that read, but I don't know if it's accurate yet.

I'm gonna leave the rest of the meta to the real SBS experts. Thank gawd the baby was born okay, but I'm gonna need an update. If Tee Bundit gives me breastfeeding in the next episode, I WILL give him flowers in Thailand, FOR REAL. Come awn. Don't stop at birth! It'll be a good excuse to show SOME body parts -- maybe not the ones we expect, though, ha.

And we get funsies with Pat and Jeng, finally, next week?! Let's motherfucking go.

EDITING TO ADD: Any moms out there watching SBS? I need fellow moms to laugh/cry/emote at all that childbirth stuff with.

#step by step #step by step the series #step by step meta #man trisanu #ben bunyapol #jeng x pat #pat x jeng #jengpat #childbirth #ama about childbirth and nursing #i'll give you all the details #the hardest and most rewarding thing i've ever done in my life but television gives it no justice just letting y'all know #i wish my labors had fit into the timing of one scene of a drama #psh #moms watching SBS

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blackhakumen · 4 days

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Mini Fanfic #1231: Date Night In: Truth or Dare Edition Pt. 2 (SSBU X Street Fighter X Darkstalker)

Few Minutes of Group Hugging Sessions Later........

Samus: Alright, Mayflower, you're up next.

Daisy: (Gives Samus a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Are you ever gonna get tired of calling me that?

Samus: Hey, the day I do that will be the day I be nice to Ridley. (Forms a Cocky Smirk on her Face) Neither of which are ever gonna happen in the million years~ Now get to choosing, Mayflower.

Daisy: ('Groans in Annoyance and Defeat') Whatever. I pick Dare.

Samus: I dare you to try and make the Cutest Man in the World next to you, blush within a thirty seconds.

Luigi: Who? (Points at Himself) Me?

Samus: Yes, you. I mean, you've always been cute before, but you cranked that scale up to eleven with that new outfit of yours tonight. (Smirks at the Green Suited Plumber) Make me wanna pinch those cheeks of yours all night~

Chun-Li: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Me too!~

Luigi: (Smiles Bashfully as He Place Both his Hands Onto his Now Flustered and Twist Himself Around From Side to Side) Oho come now!~ I-I can't really say I'm the most cutest person out there, but I appericate the compliments greatly~

Daisy: (Playfully Pouts at Luigi) Sweetie!~ I'm suppose to make you blush, not them!

Samus: Oh relax. I haven't even started the timer yet. (Set the Timer on Thirty Seconds on her Phone)

Daisy: Wait, hang on! I gotta look my best first-

Samus: Too late. (Press the Start Button on Screen as the Sound of the Beep Goes Off) Time's ticking.

Daisy: (Snaps her Finger) Damnit. (Clears her Throat Before Leaning Herself Closer to Luigi) Say, Weeg, have I ever told how much you rock my world lately?~

Luigi: (Smiles Softly) On ocassions. It always managed to brighten up my day afterwards.

Daisy: That's good. (Places her Hand Onto Both her Man's Cheeks as She Gives Him Very Loving, Bedroom Look in her Eyes) Because no matter what anyone or anything in this crummy world says, Siempre te amaré, mi...dulce querido hombre~ (Gives Luigi a Sweet, Tender Kiss on the Lips)

Luigi: (Immediately Starts to Blush Bright Red on Cue) O-O-O-O-O-Ohhh.......

Samus: (Looks Down to See the Timer is Still Counting Down) Huh. Only ten seconds to spare. (Stops the Timer Before Looking Back Up to Daisy) Not bad.

Tifa: You can speak in Spanish this whole time, Daisy?

Daisy: (Forms a Proud Smile on her Face) Yep! (Pulls Out a Small Booklet From Put of her Shorts' Pocket) All thanks to this Romantic Hispanic Language Guide. Been reading his bad book for weeks now.

Cloud: (Rolls his Eyes) Of course.

Tifa: Amazing~

Dedede: Lemme borrow that guide of yours after you're done.

Luigi: (Starts Smiling Bashfully Again) I think I like it~

Daisy: (Giggles Softly) I'm glad to hear it. There'll be plenty more where that came from- (Whispers into Luigi's Ear) Bollo de miel~

Luigi let's out a very satisfied sounding sigh as he melts into Daisy's shoulder as she hugs him lovingly.

Lilith: (Happily Applauds her Princess Girlfriend) You were such a phenomenon from start to finish, babe!~ I wish I could speak fluent Spanish too.

Daisy: Come to me anytime and I'll more than gladly teach you a more hands on tutorial, senorita~ (Winks and Makes a Feint Kissing Noise at her Succubus Girlfriend)

Lilith: (Let's Out an Aroused Squeal as She Begins to Melt Down onto Daisy's Lap and Hugs it With a Very Satisfied Smile on her Face) I'm her senorita~

Cloud: (Stares at Daisy With a Deadpinned Expression) You're enjoying this, aren't you?

Daisy: (Casually Shrugs With a Bit of a Smug Smirk on her Face) What can I say?~ My romantic game went up the charts these days~

Dedede: Bars!

Samus: Alright, enough with the rizz and rhymes. Who wants to go next?

Lilith: (Pops her Head Up From Daisy's Lap and Happily Raises her Hand) Ooh! Me! Me! Meeee!~ I pick Truth!

Morrigan: (Gives Lilith a Teasing Smirk on her Face) Better prepare to tell them nothing but the truth, little sister!~ Your soul might set you free for once if you do~

Tifa: So, Lili, is it true that your sister's jealous of you?

Morrigan: Yeah, Li- (Eyes Begins to Shot Up to the Question Given to Her Sister) Wait, what?

Lilith: Oh yeah. She is suuuuuper jelly of me these days~ 100%.

Morrigan: (Immediately Glares at Lili) EXCUSE YOU-

Lilith: (Immediately Places her Fingers onto Morrigan's Lips) Upupupup! This is currently MY time to speak right now, sis. Please do not interrupt me for the time being, Kay?

Lili moves her finger away, quick enough from having it bitten off by an angry, growling Morrigan.

Lilith: Yep. She always wanted to be the center of attention ever since we were both children. From our parents, modeling directors, the fans. Hell, one time, she convinced me to fuse with her JUST so she can have a bigger butt than I do!

Morrigan: (Glare Turns into a Comical One) You no good, fibbing liar!!

Daisy: (Eyes Widens in Genuine Surprise) No way.....You guys can fuse?

Morrigan: ('Sigh') Yes, but not exactly into a different entity. See, with her soul intertwined with mines, I become much more powerful than I ever was originally. (Went Back to Glaring at Lilith) And I seemed to remember only using that ability to help fight off greater threats! Did I not?

Lilith: (Sighs While Rolling her Eyes) Yeah, yeah, I remember the whole Pyron and Jedah incidents we were in. (Pouts and Points at her Sister) But don't think I didn't notice all the sides eyes and grumbles you made when we're at the beach and modeling shows. (Starts Doing a Fashion Pose, Showing off Her Most....Biggest Assest With a Now Very Smug Look on her Face) You know can't ever compete with this?~

Morrigan: Yeah well....I am still older than you, young lady!!

Lilith: Really? (Casually Shrugs) Guess it goes to show how much you've past your prime then.

Daisy: Ooohoo!....

Luigi: Ouch.

Samus: She got you there on that one.

Chun-Li: (Pouts at her Girlfriend Next to Her) Sammy!

Samus: What? It was a good burn. You can't deny that at least.

Morrigan: (Groans in Annoyance and Utter Defeat Before Hugging Up on Dedede Again) Dp you see what I have to put up with on a daily basis, De!? (Starts Pouting Again) She's so annoying.......

Dedede: (Gently Pats Morrigan on the Shoulder) There, there, girl. You'll always be #1 in my eyes.

Lilith: Emotional damage aside, who wants to go next?~

Tifa: (Happily Raises her Hand Up) I'll go. I pick Truth.

Lilith: Tifa, is it really true that you've punched giant monsters into oblivion before?

Tifa: Oh yeah, tons of them. Even giant robots.

Lilith: (Very Intrigued) Woooooah.....Does it ever make your hands hurt afterwards?

Tifa: (Smiles Sheepishly) On a few ocassions, especially when I first started combat training in a young age. (Sighs Fondly of her Past) I was such a hard-headed kid back then- (Giggles a Bit) It's miracle I came as far as I did these days.

Cloud: (Snickers a Bit) You, a hard-headed kid? I don't believe it.

Tifa: (Place her Hand onto her Chest as She Does a Mockingly Dramatic Pose) Oh, but it's true!~ I became another trouble maker growing up in a small, small town. I must've gotten this rotten influence from somewhere. (Smirks Playfully at Cloud) Perhaps from someone sitting right next to me right now~

Cloud: (Casually Shrugs) It's a possibility. Guess it goes to show you shouldn't have hang out with me to begin with.

Tifa: Perhaps. (Hugs Cloud Lovingly) But that didn't stop me from falling head over heels for you years later, now does it?~

Cloud: Not even. (Gives Tifa a Kiss on the Cheek) Love you by the way.

Tifa: (Gives Cloud a Kiss on the Lips) Love you more!~

Daisy/Lilith: Awwwwwwwwwwwww~

Samus sticks out her tongue and points at it in a mocking disgust before Chun-Li stops her by gently slapping her arm in silence the whole time.

Tifa: Wanna go next, Cloud?

Cloud: If I gotta, I pick Truth.

Tifa: Oooooh~ Truth you say?~

Cloud: Yeah, that's what I-(Suddenly Notices Something is Up as He Tifa's Smile Starts to Become More Widened as She Keeps Staring at Him) Tifa......I don't like the look in your eyes. What are you planning to ask me?

Tifa: Cloud~ Is it true that you got yourself a small, teensy bitsy crush on Luiiiiigi?~

Daisy/Lilith: (Leans Over to Cloud With Intrigued Smiles on Both their Faces) Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?~

Luigi starts looking around before pointing at himself again

Cloud: (Eyes Widened as He Begins to Blush) W-What!? (Immediately Turns Away While Crossing his Arms Together) T-That's insane! I don't have a crush on him at all!

Samus: (Playfully Raises an Eyebrow) Really? Then how come we caught you awe struck the moment you saw him in her getup?~

Chun-Li: (Smiles Brightly) You were even speechless the whole way through as well~

Cloud: He looks great in the attire, how do you expect to react? You all were just as surprised at this as I was!

Daisy: True. (Smirks Wider) But don't think we forgot about what happened in our double date two years ago~

Lilith: Yeah!....Wait. (Turns to Daisy) What happened in your double date again?

Daisy starts whispering the more juicy details into Lilith's ear. It only took a few seconds before the her eyes starts to widens up as she let's out a very loud gasps.

Lilith: (Points at Cloud) YOU KISSED WEEGIE!?~

Tifa: Yep! Right on the lips. (Playfully Shakes Cloud's Shoulders) And he liked iiiiiit!~

Cloud: (Glares at his Giggling Girlfriend Next to Him) Quit it!

Dedede: Ain't no need to get embarrassed there, boy. We all know how much of a catch Weeg truly is.

Morrigan: (Happily Nodded in Agreement)

Cloud: I mean.....(Rolls his Eyes a Little) You're not....entirely wrong in that front......(Suddenly Hears Luigi's Giggles as He Now Turn his Attention to Him) What got you laughing?

Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) Oh, sorry. It's nothing. (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Just feeling pretty flattered right now is all~

Cloud: (Turns Away) ('Hmph') As you should. You're a really great guy, Luigi, in your own unique, charming style. (Slowly Looks Back at Luigi) It's high time you should be treated as such, you know?

Luigi: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Thanks, Cloud. I think you're pretty great too.

Cloud: (Stares at Luigi For a Brief Second Before Turning Away Again Blushing) Cool.

Daisy/Lilith: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!~

Tifa: ('Sighs Dreamingly') So cute and precious indeed......(Smiles Brightly) Now I date you two to kiss again!~

Luigi: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Huh!?

Cloud: (Turns Back to Tifa with a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Seriously, Tifa? I already did Truth. You can't make me do Dare as well. (Turns to Samus) Can she?

Samus: Well, it does seem unnatural to do both...but we haven't done much Dares for a while now.....(Shrugs) I'll allow it. (Forms a Cheeky Smirk) Now pucker those lips up for one another, boys~

Samus, along with a few others starts chanting the word 'Kiss' towards the two boys in around their circle.

Cloud: (Sighs in Defeat While Facepalming Himself) They'll never gonna leave us alone at this rate, are they?

Luigi: (Sheepishly Shrugs) It's expected. A Dare is a Dare after all.

Cloud: Unfortunately. (Shyly Rubs his Arm) So uh......wanna go another round? O-On the kissing, I mean.....

Luigi: Sure! I-If it's okay with the girls, of course.

Lilith: It's totally fine with us, sweetie!~

Daisy: (Pumps her Fist Up in the Air) Yeah, go on and kiss that brood of a man!~

Cloud: (Flips Daisy Off) Screw you too, Daisy.

Tifa: (Gently Rubs Cloud's Shoulders) Hey, hey, don't worry about anything she says. Keep your eyes on the prize. I believe in you.

Cloud: (Rolls his Eyes Once More) Yeah, yeah, much appreciated.

As Tifa let's go of his shoulders, Cloud leans himself over to Luigi. The two takes their respective deep breaths to fight off any nervous tension they have before locking onto each other's lips.

Ladies: Woooooooooooo!~

('Whistle')

Samus: Now, that is what I am talking about!~ (Turns to her Girlfriend Next to Her) Chun, take some pictures, will ya?

Chun-Li: Why? For blackmail?

Samus: Nah. Cause it looks cute.

The two men pull away from one another for a brief second before Luigi suddenly went back to kissing Cloud on the lips once more, surprising everyone and Cloud in the process before succumbing to the passionate make out session.

Morrigan: Oh my!~

Dedede: My boi in green's going for seconds!~

Daisy: (Happily Applauds her Plumber Along with Lilith) There ya go, Weegie!~ Show those lips who's boss!~

Lilith: You're doing great!!~

A few seconds later goes by and the duo finally pulls away from one another for real this time, both taken aback at what just happened.

Luigi: Mama mia.......

Cloud: ('Sigh') That was the most intense I felt in a long time.

Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly and Apologetically) I went overboard back there, didn't I? I-I'm sorry.

Cloud: (Gently Ruffles the Top of Luigi's Hair) Hey, don't worry it. I made out with the same that night, remember? That practically makes us even if anything.

Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) You don't say?~

Cloud: (Chuckles Lightly) It's the truth. As dumb as this whole ordeal was, the kiss itself wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would. So, thanks for that I guess.....

Luigi: (Gives Cloud a Kiss on the Cheek) You're welcome~

Cloud: (Starts Blushing Yet Again, Right on Cue)

Daisy/Lilith/Chun-Li: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!~

Tifa: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together) You two are just TOO cute for words right now!~

Cloud: ('Scoffs') Please. We're more adorable if anything. Now can we please move on already?

Morrigan: (Confidently Raises her Hand Up) Yes, I would also like to do a Dare for the night.

Dedede: (Turns Back to His Girlfriend with a Proud, Playful Smirk on his Face) Ahh, look at you being brave and bold!~ You finally having fun tonight?

Morrigan: (Shrugs) To some extent perhaps. We're dreadfully low of Dares this evening and I figured it's high time I step into the-(Slowly Frowns in Fear as She Suddenly Hears a Familiar, Mischievous Sounding Laughter Creeping in) Plate?

The couple turns to see Lilith's shoulders shaking up and down before revealing herself letting out a more eviller laugh the more louder she gets, much to her older sister's discomfort.

Morrigan: What have I done?

Lilith: Morrigan Jubilee Aensland!!~ As a token of your bravery for tonight, I dare you- (Forms an Evil Smirk on her Face) To get a haircut.

Morrigan: (Eyes Shot Up in Horror) My hair?....(Brings the Bottom Half of her Long Hair in Front of Her and Shakingly Strokes It) Y-You want me to cut up my beautiful hair?

Lilith: Those are the exact words I said. (Smirk Grows Wider) Unless you wanna be known as a chicken for the rest of the night~

Dedede: (Lightly Glares at Lilith) 'Ey now, hold on there, girlie. Your sister may be a lot of things, but chicken ain't one of then.

Morrigan: (Whimpering) My hair......

Dedede: (Place his Hand Onto Morrigan's Shoulder) Will grow back in due time, That I promise you. In fact, I volunteer a certain flower to cut her hair in the meantime if it's fine with her.

Daisy: (Salutes to Dedede) You can count on me, De!

Lilith: (Turns to Daisy) Wait, you've done people's hair before?

Daisy: Yep. Was a hair stylist in training growing up. Not my favorite thing to do, but the skill does come in handy at times. I even did Tifa's hair once.

Tifa: (Smiles Brightly with her Short Style Hair Still Intact) Still love the cut to this day, Daisy!~

Daisy points her finger gun at Tifa while clicking her tongue.

Lilith: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Hmm.....I dunno. It would be a lot funner if I do all the cutting.

Luigi: (Softly Glares at his Succubus Girlfriend) Lili, let Daisy do it. You trust her, right?

Daisy: Yeah, Lili. (Puts on a Sad Puppy Dog Look) Don't you trust meee?~

Lilith: (Easily Fell For the Sad Eyes Trap as She Hugs Her Princess) Oh Daisy. Of course I trust you. You're my princess!~

Daisy: (Gently Grabs Hold of Lilith's Hands) Then trust me give her your sister the best haircut she deserves. It's what she would've wanted, right?

Lilith: I mean, yeah, but....Does it have to be the best-

Daisy: Liliiii!

Lilith: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay, okay. I'll leave it all to you. (Gives Daisy a Kiss on the Cheek) Show that hair what's for.

Daisy: (Happily Nodded to Lilith's Command) ('Hmph') Will do.

Morrigan: (Still Fidgeting Over her Long Hair)I don't know.....What if it doesn't turn out as good or at least....DECENT enough as I hope!?

Dedede: (Shakes his Head) Mm mm mm. Never thought, in a million years, I would ever see the Queen of Night become a worrywart.

Morrigan starts making angry (cute) sounding grumble noises as she got up into Dedede's face causing him to burst out laughing a bit.

Dedede: Ehehehehe easy now, girl, I'm only kiddin'! But seriously though, you have nothing to worry about. You can count on Daisy to make that hair look good. And even if it may not come to your liking or, God forbid, it does look bad, that won't stop me from falling for you.

Morrigan: It won't?

Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) Hell Yeah! Doesn't matter to me if you have long hair, short hair, no hair, skinny, fat, or get turned into a completely different entity altogether. You'll still be my queen and I'll still love you 'till time and space comes to a complete end. Count on it. (Gives Morrigan a Wink and a Thumbs Up)

Daisy/Luigi/Lilith/Tifa/Chun-Li: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!~

Cloud: (Genuinely Surprised by Dedede's Words Along with Samus) Wow. That.....gotta be the romantic thing I've ever heard coming out of your mouth, De.

Samus: (Slowly Claps her Habds to De) Yeah. Very well done.

Morrigan: (Heart Begins to Melt Right as Her Eyes Starts to Sparkle) My king.....('Sniff') My sweet, darling kinghing!~ (Tearfully Hugs Her Boyfriend)

Dedede: (Hugs Morrigan Back) Don't you being worrying your cute head now, girl, I got you. Always.

Daisy: (Scooches Her Over and Breaks the Hugging Couple Up) Okay, enough with the adorable, mushy romance. (Pulls Out a Hair Comb and Hair Cutting Sheer) Time to get to work! Now then, gonna do a little bit of this....(Starts Doing Morrigan's Hair).....a little bit of that......go right up here.....down below annnnnnnnd.......(Completed Her Hair Session as She Present Morrigana Mini Mirror Handle) Done.

Morrigan slowly takes a look at herself in the mirror's reflection. Her long, teal colored hair has now been reduced to a short, cuter bob cut style.

Morrigan: (Eyes Widened at her Own Reflection) my goodness.....(Slowly Starts to Smile Again) I look even more stunning than I did beforehand!~

Dedede: See? (Crosses his Arms with a Satisfied Smile on his Face) Told ya you're in good hands

Daisy happily nodded in agreement as she high five Dedede next to her.

Lilith: (Starts Smirking at Morrigan Again) And here you are worrying over nothing~

Morrigan: (Picks Up a Pillow Next to Her) No thanks to a- (Angrily Swings her Pillow at a Giggling Lilith Moving Away From the Potential Crossfire) TWERP like you!! (Sighs While Calming Herself Down a Bit) But I digress. (Properly Bows to Daisy) I thank you for the lovely hair cutting session, your highness. (Went Back to Hugging Dedede) And I thank YOOOOOU!~ For your heartwarming words and support~I will never forget this wonderful moment~

Dedede: (Chuckles Lightly) It's no problem at all, hun. I'm just glad to see you happy again.

????: Hey!

'Knock Knock Knock Knock'

????: Party People!

The gang turns their heads to Mario and Wolf standing by Dedede's doorway,, glaring at everyone inside.

Wolf: Will you idiots keep your voices down already? Your constant laughing abd awwing from your little Truth or Dare game has been interrupting our completion run for an hour in a half now!

Dedede: ('Sigh') Yeah, that's my bad on this one,man. Forgot to close door and turn on the noise canceling door piecd before coming here.

Daisy: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) What kind of completion run are you even doing anyways?

Wolf: Well, if you must know, princess, Izzy and I are completely every single achievement we've yet to achieved on Doom Eternal.

Daisy: ('Ugh') You guys still play that game?

Wolf: (Proudly Crosses his Arms Together) Yep. Still as rad as it always been.

Cloud: And outdated. You should move on already

Wolf: Hey, you think we didn't try that already with Helldrivers 2? As fun and immersive as that game was, it doesn't hold a candle to how exhilarating Doom truly is in comparison.

Isabelle: (In the Other Room) Wolfe! Get in quick! I found one of the rarest Golden Doom Suit! It's so shinny!~

Wolf: (Eyes Widened as He Turns to the Other Room) Seriously!? Don't move, I'll be right there!

Samus: Found yourself a gold mine?

Wolf: (Turns Back to the Gang with a Smile) Literally! We've searching for the skin since the day we first finished the game. It's incredible. Now if you'll excuse me I have some more alien scum to rip and tear with my lady next door. (Points at Dedede) Soundproof your shit, King. You don't wanna have me come back here. (Walks Away)

Dedede: ('SIgh') Yeah, yeah. I got the message. (Gets Up From his Bed and Set Up the Soundproof Device on the Door) 'About the end our game anyways.

Lilith: (Starting Frowning Along with Morrigan) Awww....Already?

Morrigan: But I was actually having fun with the game for once!~

Dedede: And I'm happy for ya, Morrg. But it's getting late now and I really don't want Wolf to come back here and kick my ass in this hour. Again.

Chun-Li: Fair enough. But what do we do to past up the time now?

Samus: Binge watch a few shows? Something less action pack, so animes are out.

Daisy: (Snaps her Finger) Dangit. How about Friends?

Samus: Nah. Too bored to care about the Will-They-or-Won't They Plotline.

Luigi: How I Met Your Mother?

Samus: Mmmmm....It's the same as Friends, but even more convoluted for my taste.

Tifa: Full House?

Samus: Too mushy.

Cloud: Big Bang Theory?

Samus: Too nerdy.

Chun-Li: The Office?

Samus: Too office like.

Chun-Li: Sammy, it takes place in a literally office company.

Samus: Yeah and it looked plain for my liking.

Daisy: Did you even watch an episode or two?

Samus: ('Tch') I mean, if you count a one minute video clip maybe.

Luigi: (Raises an Eyebrow) Do you remember the name of the episode of the clip you watched?

Samus: Uhhhhhhhh.....Office stuff, I guess? It's been a while.

Daisy: All in favor of watching the Office all night say 'Aye'.

Everyone: Aye!

Samuz: Seriously?

Dedede: Hell yeah. (Sits Back Down on the Bed) That show's a cult classic for a reason. We ain't gonna skip out on it just cuz you think it's plain.

Morrigan: (Hugs Dedede Arm Again) Yes, and who knows? There might a possibility that you'll end up liking it as much as we do.

Samus: I doubt it, but whatever. I'll end falling asleep anyways.

Chun-Li: (Smiles Softly) My lap is available to sleep on anytime.

Samus: (Gives Chun-Li a Kiss on the Cheek) My babe.

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ask-the-kh-crew · 8 months

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H-hey everyone... *sniff* it's SorAaa- AGH- ughh...it's meeee againnnn...

Sorry for not posting for some time, I've really wanted to, I promise, but some things got in the- the- *OUGH OUGH OUGH*

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in the way...

So about 10 days ago I decided to actually start working on my Flare-spells again (mostly to get Donald off my back about it), but it's just way too quiet and lonely in Merlin's Forest! So I told Merlin I knew of another forest, (the one in the world of Rapunzel and Flynn!) and asked him if I could train there instead. He said yes, but only if I promised not to get distracted.

...

I can't help it, okay?! The festival is just way too much fun, and I'd never pass on the opportunity to dance with Rapunzel and the others again! The problem is that someone there infected me with something, because after that I've been sick and lying in my bed for the past week :c

I know some of you had questions for the others and I'm sorry you've had to wait for so long! I didn't want to bring my phone to anyone else in fear of making them sick too. And yeah, I could've just sent them my Tumblr password, but if Tron ever found out about that he'd never stop scolding me for it (he values cyber-security above ALL ELSE)!

Anyway, I've been doing a bit better for the last two days, so it seems like I can finally start going outside again soon (playing Classic Kingdom games in your room all day gets so boring after a while). Hope all of you are doing well! This is captain Sora, ou- ahh- AHH-

HAACHOO!

...Ehh, out.

#-Sora #[out of character: in case it wasn't obvious: I've been so sick with covid lately (while also dealing with other stuff)]#[that I didn't even have the energy to make posts. I know some of you have been waiting to get your asks answered for a WHILE]#[and now that I'm finally getting a bit better I'll try to get around to those. thank you for your patience and understanding]#kh #kingdom hearts #kh sora #kh3 #kingdom hearts 3 #kh kingdom of corona #kh rapunzel

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sunnyie-eve · 1 year

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7 | Wolves Vote

Series: A Zombie's Serenity

Paring: Zed Necrodopolis x OFC Buchanan!

Word Count: 2.1k

A/N: Might be a few mistakes, and I'm using Brenna D'Amico as how the OC's looks

| MASTERLIST |

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While putting things in my locker towards the end of the day, I feel eyes on me down the hall. I turn my head to see the werewolves staring at me and it made me uncomfortable. "Can I help you?" I take a deep breath in before shouting out at them.

The whole group makes their way to me as I stand at my locker. "Are you related to the cheerleader with white hair?" The leader asks me.

"She's my cousin. Why are you asking me?" I ask confused.

"You have more white than just a strand like us." The other girl looks at my hair.

"It looks that way. You all were born with a streak?" I see they all had it.

"All werewolves do." The boy speaks up.

"Cool." I tell them.

"I'm Wyatt, my sister Willa, and then there's Wynter." He introduces the three of them.

"I'm Serenity."

"You know anything about the moonstone?" Willa asks me.

"If your talking about the thing that our settlers hid from y'all, then no. Tell me if I'm right though, they actually stole it from you. Not the way other way like they say." I close my locker.

"They did steal it and we want what's ours back." She tells me.

"I wish I could help you. I have no clue where they hid it." I say making her walk off and they all follow except Wyatt.

"Have you ever thought you were something more?" He asks me.

"You mean not human... no." I laugh.

"You could be a werewolf... your hair is unique." He touches it.

"I doubt it. There's nothing special about meeee." I get yanked away from him.

"I swear if you develop feelings for a werewolf..." Bucky says dragging me away.

"What? I was just having a conversation." I laugh.

"A zombie is dangerous but a werewolf is much more dangerous. So don't catch any feelings, got it." He finally stops.

"Got it." I agree making him smile.

"That's my sis." He walks off leaving me confused why he would assume that.

"You're coming home with me." Eliza rushes past me grabbing my hand.

"I am?" I laugh confused.

"Yes. I'm sick of the the boring three colors in your closet." She makes me laugh.

I spend hours with Eliza till it was time for curfew because the laws were back. "You got your hair curled." My dad speaks as I walk into the house.

"Yeah, Eliza did it. And also gave me some new clothes." I take everything to my room then go back downstairs for dinner.

"I can't believe there's werewolves in school. First zombies now them. What's next?" Bucky complains as we eat.

"Vampires?" I joke but no one thought it was funny. "No, okay... How about mermaids? We live in Seabrook." I smile but again it was silent. "I'm done." I give up and just eat my food.

"New look, sweetheart?" My mom stares at me while I get a glass of water before leaving for school.

"Thought I'd shake it up." I give her a smile as my dad comes in dropping his coffee cup while he looks at me. "You dropped your cup." I look at the broken pieces on the floor.

"I'm not cleaning that up, Ted." Mom tells him.

"Where's your normal clothes?" He asks me.

"In my closet still. I'm slightly tired of the bright colors. At the private school, our uniforms were mostly black but with other dark colors." I shrug my shoulders.

"I like it honey." My mom gives me a smile and glares at dad.

"It's a good difference." He forces a smile making me laugh.

"Okay. I'm gonna get going. Love y'all." I leave the house.

When I get to school a few people look at me weird since humans still mostly stuck to our same old three colors. Ever Zombie that look at me have me a thumbs up at least making me feel good. As I make my way towards Eliza and Zed, she sees me and smiles, "It's like I'm looking at a whole new woman." She says making Zed turn his head to look at me.

"I have you to thank." I smile at her.

"What?" Zed speaks.

"Yesterday after school she came home with me and I decided to spice up her closet. She looks good, right?" Eliza nudges me.

"Yeah." He smiles eyeing me. "Vote Zed for prez." He holds out a flyer.

"You had my vote from the start." I let him know.

"Really?" He asks.

"Yeah, just don't tell Bucky or I'll never hear the end of it." I laugh.

"Good luck, Mr. Future President." Addison shows up then eyes me. "New look?" She asks.

"Thanks to me." Eliza smiles proud of herself.

"Hey Zed, did you hear? Addie's being tested for captain, and she gets to run cheer practice tomorrow." Bree rushes up to us.

"It's not a big deal." Addison shakes her head the agrees it's huge.

"If Addie aces this practice, oh my gosh, she's so going to be cheer captain once Bucky wins. He's so gonna win, because you know, elections, they're just like theses big old popularity contests. And Bucky is super popular." She catches on after Zed thanks her. "I know it's weird I'll only be cheer captain is Bucky's president, but..." Zed cuts in on Addison.

"No, that means neither of us can lose because one of us is going to get what we want." Zed tells her.

"You'll do great, Zed." She steps closer to him leaning up but he quickly holds out a flyer stopping her.

She looks at it and he just smiles waiting for her to take it. Once she does he heads off to pass out more. Eliza looks at me with wide eyes trying to hold back a little laugh. "Ignore the Acey's, because I know you'll become captain." I tell Addison before heading to my locker to get a textbook for class.

"I really like this look on you. It's very zombie." Zed leans against the lockers next to me.

"Well it came from a zombie so..." I give him a look as I open my locker, "It's gonna be very zombie." I let out a small chuckle.

"Is it just me or are you acting like I'm annoying you?" He moves to face me.

"It's just you." I pull out my book.

"I'm sorry." He sighs.

"What are you apologizing for?" I close my locker.

"I don't know. I feel like I should be." He steps closer to me looking down at me.

"Well don't until you have a reason." I step back but he just kept stepping forward.

"Hey, we have an election to focus on." Eliza pulls him away from me.

"Right. With cheer fans in Bucky's camp, and zombies and the football team in mine, the school's split right down the middle. Werewolves are the swing vote." Zed watches them as we walk the halls.

"Wolves are key to winning this election." Eliza looks at him.

"But winning over the wolves is going to be hard." I add.

"Trust me, I got this. We're going to win the wolves votes, and more. We just have to show them how to fit it, like us. Easy." Zed says like it was nothing but when the wolves goal he gasps.

"How exactly to you plan on winning them over?" I ask him.

"I don't have a plan yet but don't worry. I got this, babe." He heads to class.

"Babe?" Eliza and I repeat and look at each other.

"He's losing it." She sighs.

"You don't say." I agree with her and we head to class.

During the last class of the day the teacher pairs me with Zed for the homework assignment. I look behind me and he just smiles at me, "Wanna come over and work on it after school?" He asks me.

"Sure." I agree and he nods his head with a big smile.

After school before Zed wanted to work on the homework, he wanted to go talk to the werewolves first. "Hello wolves, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Zed, zombie, football star, presidential hopeful." Zed puts his hand it to them and they stare at it so he laughs weakly, "Okay." He gives up.

"When zombies first came to Seabrook, we were outsiders, too. Not very well liked by others. Which is why you need a great president like Zed to represent you." Eliza tells them. "We'd be honored if you guys joined us." She adds.

"Our pack is our pack. We don't need anyone else, so..." Wynter stands up.

"Who doesn't want more friends? Underneath all that fluffy hair, I bet you're a real softie." Zoey looks up at her.

"I am a mean, mean werewolf, kid. I am tough and rough." Wynter bends down to her level.

"Aww, you said ruff. Like a sweet little puppy dog. Ruff, ruff!" Zoey says making me smile at her.

"We are beasts of the forest, we will never be tamed. Oh boy. Oh wow, that's great. Oh wow." She stops acting tough when Zoey scratches behind her ear.

"We're nothing like you zombies." Willa stands up.

"You sort of are. Your moonstone necklaces are powered, right? Kind of like their organic Z-bands." I motion to her necklace.

"You're smarter than he looks." She tells me and Zeds face falls making me laugh/

"Thanks, and I am smarter than him." I tell her.

"That necklace keeps you from fully wolfing out?" Zed tries to touch her necklaces so she smacks his hand away.

"The opposite. Our moonstones make us our true werewolf selves." She explains.

"So without it you'd be human?" Zed asks.

"No, we'd die. We'd be nothing." She tells him.

"Imagine how alive you'd feel if you didn't have to tamp things down. Hold back your true selves." He changes the topic.

"Actually, Eliza has a theory." I point at her and she tries to say we might've evolved beyond our need for the band but Zed stops her.

"Z-bands are great. They help you fit in. And I think you guys would have a much better time at Seabrook if you just followed in our footsteps. Join a club, play football. I'll even teach you how to tackle. Just lighten up. Be more like us." He tells them so they get up to leave.

"Do it like the zombies do. Brush your fangs when you wake up. Comb your hair, do your make up. Sleep at night, don't stay up. Do it like the zombies do. Don't stand out when you're fittin' in. When in doubt, do the opposite." Zed gets their attention while Zoey and I watch.

"Don't listen to him, he's a hypocrite." Wyatt and Willa tell the pack.

"Do it like the zombies do. All you got do is give an inch, then we gon' take it to the top. Do it like the zombies do." Zed tells them.

"When the moon is full, no howling." Willa comes back at him.

"Don't run in the halls, no growling." Wyatt joins in.

"Let's go to the mall, start styling. Do it like the zombies do. Trim your claws, get a manicure." Willa gets sassy.

"Cut your bangs, leave it on the floor." Wyatt adds.

"Now wag your tail like a Labrador." Wynter shakes her imaginary tail.

"Do it like zombies do. All you got do is give an inch then we gon' take it to the top. Do it like the zombies do, don't stop." Zed goes under Wyter's arm before grabbing her hand to make her join but Wyatt moves are away.

"Stand up, stand up, stand up straight, do your homework. Smile a lot when you network. Did I mention no one gets hurt?" Zed puts his arms around Willa an Wyatt before elbowing him in he chest. "Do it like the zombies do. I hope you're open to my advice." He hands them two hats.

"Oh, it's invaluable to us, right?" Willa asks.

"Huh, sounds like this could be a paradise." Wyatt says it sarcastically. "Do it like the zombies do." They take the hats off throwing them to the ground.

"Why should we change? They should be like us. Yeah, he may eat brains, but he's got no guts." Willa makes the wolves laugh. "He's gone insane, yeah, he's acting nuts. Come on, we've got moves to bust." Wyatt says before they all join together and Zoey and I copy the dance of the the side having fun.

All you got do is give an inch then we gon' take it to the top Do it like the zombies do, don't stop Do it like the zombies do

Wynter tackles Zed as he spins a football on his finger making all the wolves laugh then all howl. "Ugh!" Zed groans in pain.

#zed necrodopolis #addison wells #bucky buchanan #eliza zambie #bonzo zombies #bree zombies #wyatt lykensen #willa lykensen #wynter barkowitz #a lan #a li #a spen #zombies #disney zombies #zombies 2 #dcom #zombies dcom #milo manheim

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eviltiddyproductions · 1 year

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Vincenzo : Episode 1

Oh my god STOP this title card is saurrrrr good

It is giving me the nostalgia of old crime thrillers which used to have these quiet , animated and wonderful title cards.

his hair are styled to the T my god, not a strand displaced. my dumbass wants to ruffle it a little.

and just like that an entire building is down 🫨

all of the shots up until now have been so pleasing to me. the cinematography is so unserious hot!? mind you, I'm four minutes in. 💀

the random ass vertical shot just as i said this

i thought he was the mafia boss? he's a lawyer

the shots are so beautiful HELP

Ohhhh, his boss is dead.

lmao the man just casually eating pasta. that's an Italian baby 🇮🇹

this man is so busy chowing down on that pasta that he cannot see the threat sitting in front of his table

did Netflix change its subtitles again (since i saw this happen with alchemy of souls i have never recovered my trust in them) like i can read! let them be

throw the pasta in this racist's face vince!!!

[foreboding music]

'regret is the most painful thing one can experience in life' bars! saying this before you kill someone and you're giving them a chance is funny but still bars

all of that blatant racism and heat for Vincenzo but can't handle 3 sentences said in Korean

i knew they were going to burn everything as soon as I saw the damn plane 😭

the driver liked that 😂

the score mixed with the silence is actually so good

not a second has been wasted as of it. it's been so pleasing on the eyes

yes!!! snap and kill that cigarette #real #lungsareourfriends

got out of that bathroom so elegantly to kill everybody 😭😭😭

Adrenaline playing let me just

no way they cut to a scene this cute WHO IS SHE I LOVE HER

lmaooo where is this discussion going, is she trying to strongarm him? gotta be the most adorable way I've ever seen

LMFAOOOO she is deadass singing Für Elise while making him take out the cake topper 😂

a string of money coming out she is so unserious 💀✋

wait I know this man

it's candy in my ear !!! cutie !!!

I LOVE HER

Do Bong Soon's dad and Itaewon class villain! Him being here... will this be a hit or a miss 😟

he's mad because she's working for the enemy, it's giving Itaewon Class

I still find it fun as of yet though

lmao is this emotional blackmail. ah we both clocked it 😂

cutieeee

i just watched xo kitty before this so this man getting a free taxi is so funny when my girl was running for her life in Korea when she got out of the airport

lmaooo not this limo man being a kidnapper

he's got really pretty eyelashes

[sinister laugh continues] 💀

honestly kidnappers accidentally kidnapping someone from the mafia is a storyline i can always get behind. you deserve each other!

the old man from alchemy of souls!

[ominous music playing]

superiors being lax after getting an important tip from a junior once again before impending doom

the way i already know what's going to happen to taecyeon like let me not get attached

His hair are so poofy and cute let me run a hand through them 😭

my man who burned like 7000 acres and contributed to 100% of climate change just got kicked in the face and knocked out cold by two casual robbers 😭

a true homecoming

i did not expect this show to be funny

speaking in lower tones with pauses so we know for sure that they're the bad guys doing a business deal

flower of evil detective?!! they really picked one person from each of the 5 kdramas I've watched 💀

he's having the worst day one can have in a new country 😂

the dramatic ass Italian music playing

the piano player 😂 oh wow the tenants of this building are something

lmaooo Vince having the weirdest day in Korea after having an intense I’m the shit, fear me moment in Italy is sending meeee

what is going on in this building

awoop monk jump scare

how does he look THAT good in a blue shirt

lmaooo the chef

everytime water goes out in foreign serials the south asian in me wants to beg people to just keep one bucket in their bathrooms just in case!

do not burn yourself king

the shower doing its own concert with breakdance slay

freezing water is always better than getting burnt by hot water 😭

he gets my pigeon hate omg they’re always outside your window !!!! doing the most 😡

leave sir 🐦 omg don’t use your phone !!

is that his mom? free us from the dumbass narrative of mom leaving child for adoption as heartless. y’all hate women and don’t get it at all

she is correct! this is literally not relevant and y’all are just trying to rile hate for her here. he’s teary eyed. oh no she worked for an abuser ?!!! let her TALK

MOTHER I WILL AVENGE YOU

wait isn’t that lawyer our girl?

eugh annoying perverts. stop taking pictures of strangers challenge failed

get them aunty!

okay opera chef !!! lmaooo the dramatic music playing in this show gets me 💀

nawww he made the chef cry 😭

I'm bonding hard to every 3rd character on the screen like why is the conversation between lawyer dad and mom wrongly in jail making me soft

I know it's actors being actors but I'm so happy to see laywer dad ( Yoo Jae Myung) be soft again. I was ready to fight through the screen with him in Itaewon class.

I love the Mr. Cho actor so much. He truly has the funniest expressions. 😂

NOOOO Mr. Cho. Oh this is nasty

lmao is her dad emancipating from her

#saveMrCho omg

NO NO NO NO NO you cannot do this to me

I am suddenly terrified like I'm already low key devestated

beat his ass sister !!!

lmao the Italian ass entry 😭

help how has he not fallen to his death that's a measuring tape 😭

i need to take a self defense class at some point lol

slayyy

#vincenzo #episode 1 #written update #damn his first day back in Korea is hilarious #that title card is so sexy

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teddybeartoji · 8 months

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re4 yap

i'm now over 10h in i think i just started chapter 10 meaning i just finished the most fucked up one......

there are TWO things that always freak me the fuck out in video games n movies - 1. when blood drips from the ceiling GODDDDDDDDDD I HATE THAT SOOOOO MUCHH IDK IT'S SO FUCKING CREEPY JUST THE TWO DROPS OF BLOOD ON YOUR HAND AND THEN AAAAAAAA WHAT IF THERE'S A GUY UP THERE I MEAN THERE HAS TO BE BC OF THE BLOOD BUT WHAT IF IT'S LOOKING AT MEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAA horrible 2. when things that shouldn't move MOVE like statues or mannequins.................. kms i can't do it i CANNNOTTT DO ITTT when they stop moving when you look at them but move when you turn around ASHGJAGWHJDBLK EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT IS MAKING ME FEEL SICKK NOOOOOO and now to my actual point... resident evil has done BOTH OF THESE THINGSSS PLEASEE SOMEBODY SAVE MEEE tell me why i was stuck in a dark library with a fucking lantern and then "zombies" IN ARMOR IN FULL ARMOR THEY WERE LIKE FUCKING KNIGHTS started coming alive (u definitely want a visual so here it is put it at 3:45)

THESE MF'S WERE RUNNINNGGG I WAS GONNA PISS MYSELF I WENT DOWN THE STAIRS AND I THOUGHT IT'D BE SAFE THERE AND THEN YOU JUST HEAR THE TINCAN RATTLING DOWN THE STEPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU KIDDINGGG and then they just put you in a room FILLED with them wait did i say that i didn't have any weapons in this chap i'm so glad i have mastered the good old dodging and weaving method whewww

and they did the same thing in the re8 rose dlc too......... the fucking mannequins.................. (yes i just hit you with a jerma gameplay vid what about it play it at 3:22:32) i was so close to just not finishing it lmaoo pls i DO NOT FUCK WITH THATTT singlehandedly the scariest re moment of all time and i've played re2, re3, re7, re8 and now re4 i'm never touching that dlc again i can promise you that

+ i love ada oh my fucking god i love ada i need her to be my wife yeah leon is hot and all buT HAVE YOU SEEN ADAAAAAAAAAAAA okay no but leon with his holsters and the tramp stamp that we all know he has whoooooweee it's getting hot in here funny thing is i have a very similar jacket hehehe i could do a cosplay that'd be funny

#nothing special here dw #mayor of loserville

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paleparearchive · 10 months

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My True Self

Rembrandt's 1st initial 3★ story (1/2) ( 1 - 2 )

Location: dormitory hallway (morning) | Characters: Rembrandt, Van Gogh, Courbet, Hokusai, Aoi/MC

Aoi: (I'm done with the paperwork for today... I think I'll go check on everyone for a bit.)

???: Uwaaah, stop chasing meeee!~

Aoi: (Hm…? The one running from the front…)

Rembrandt: Ah, Palette-chan! Help me…!

Aoi: Rembrandt-san!? What on earth–

Hokusai: Ah, there ya are. You're a dead man!

Rembrandt: Waaah, I've been found! How come you don't get lost at times like thiiis!

Aoi: Even Hokusai-san... What's wrong with you two?

Hokusai: I just asked 'im to take me on as an apprentice for a lil' while, that's all. And then this guy suddenly ran away.

Aoi: I see. So you're saying you've followed him all the way here…

(... Hokusai-san is so eager to improve his skills, as always. He wants to be apprenticed by every artist he thinks is good…)

Well, it's a good thing for artists in museums to teach each other. It stimulates each other and makes them more active.

Rembrandt: Aaaaah, don't say that too, Palette-chaaan~

Aoi: Uh, did I say something wrong…?

Rembrandt: Ah, uhm… I mean, I'm sure we can all teach each other, but I don't think I can…

Aoi: ? What do you mean?

Hokusai: It's been like this for a while now. He can't get over it.

Rembrandt: I mean, what would you learn if you became my apprentice? You're much better than me, Hokusai-san.

Hokusai: Nope. The light and shadows ya depict are stunnin'. I wanna learn that technique.

Rembrandt: But… I'm not the one who could teach you–

Van Gogh: Huh? What's wrong?

Aoi: Ah, Van Gogh-kun. And Courbet-kun too. Hokusai-san wants to apprentice himself to Rembrandt-san now.

Courbet: So that's how it is. Rembrandt got caught in that messy situation, too.

Hokusai: So, 's that okay? I don't want ya to teach me everythin'.

Rembrandt: E-Even if you say that…

Courbet: … It's rare to see Rembrandt so upset.

Van Gogh: Yeah. But to make Hokusai-san your apprentice... Yeah, it might be a bit scary.

Rembrandt: Yes! Exaaaactly!~

Van Gogh: Then, let's all teach each other! Then it won't matter who's an apprentice or not, right?

Rembrandt: Huh!?

Aoi: Oh, that's a good idea. It's kind of like a study group, right?

Van Gogh: Right right, and let's invite everyone else too! It'll be fun! Wouldn't that be nice, Rembrandt-san?

Rembrandt: U-Uuuhm, sorry… If you want to teach each other, do it without me.

Hokusai: That makes no sense. I wanna learn your skills.

Rembrandt: But there are many people who can express light and dark better than I can, right? So you don't have to stick with me…

Courbet: Are you not that confident in your ability to teach? I'm sure the others would approve of your paintings. Besides, I'm sure you have enough skills to teach people.

Aoi: That's right. We also had a good reception at the last parade we did.

Rembrandt: I think the parade was well-received thanks to everyone's help…

Van Gogh: That's not true! I couldn't have painted such an amazing picture without your help, Rembrandt-san!

Rembrandt: Hahaha… Thank you. But still, I don't think I can teach…

Van Gogh: I see…

Courbet: I don't know why, but if you're going to go so far as to say that, it's not a good idea to force you.

Rembrandt: Right!? You think so too!?

Hokusai: Gotcha… Then I guess it can't be helped.

Rembrandt: Thank goodness you finally understoood~

Hokusai: Yeah, ya mean ya got nothin' to teach me? Then I'll watch your back and learn!

Rembrandt: Huh?

Hokusai: That's not a bad way to be a teacher. Rembrandt, once again, make me your apprentice! I'm gonna steal all your skills!

Rembrandt: HUUUH!? How can that be possible? Again, I have nothing to teach youuuu!

Hokusai: H-Hey! He ran away again!

Rembrandt: Stop chasing meeee!

Aoi: Aaah! The museum's equipment…!

Van Gogh: Woaaaah!? W-Wherever Rembrandt passes, things keep breaking down!?

Courbet: Just like a god of destruction. I can't believe he's breaking things just by walking by... If left unchecked, the damage will be much worse. I mean, you never know when that guy is going to get seriously hurt. Let's stop him, quickly!

Aoi: Right!

(But why is Rembrandt-san so reluctant to teach others…? No, first, we have to stop those two…!)

#card tl #card translation #palepare #palepare tl #palette parade #palette parade tl #translation #rembrandt #rembrandt van rijn #3★

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mizzmellos · 1 year

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Guess who's in the inbox for the second time

I was in a silly goofy mood and went anon when I asked the first time. But yes, it was I. (Otherwise known as 'Mo' in the post.)

I asked why you ship L/Mello..

And thanks to you, brainrot consumes me now. I thought I had a good grasp on all the things I shipped in Death Note (spoiler alert: the list is long), but NOOOOO

I ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD ALL THE POINTS REALLY WELL AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

I know this blog is more infamous for kinky things (aka radiator Mello..), but I just had to slip in a pleasant headcanon or two.

Mello is a motorcycle driver ofc, and L has never rode one before. So, Mello takes it upon himself to give L that experience. (L both loved and hated the experience. But if Mello insisted, he'd do it again)

I can't justify this one but I'm going to be very subtle and say they're both into chains. Need I say more?

Last but not least, Mello is definitely the one to bombard L about his own self care and all. Yeah, Mello himself is a 'ride or die' mf, but he cares too much about L to allow him to neglect self care. And if L doesn't do it, Mello just does it for him (while also complaining but not stopping either). In conclusion, thanks for the brainrot, MIZZ >:(

SEEING THIS IN MY INBOX MADE ME DO THIS IM NOT EVEN KIDDING BUT LIKE IN THE MOST POSITIVE BEST WAY IMAGINABLE I'M BREATHLESS... YOU'VE ONLY JUST BEEN CONVERTED AND YOU'RE ALREADY SO ENLIGHTENED HOLY SHITTTTTT

These are literally so perfect and on point they're going into my hc tag IMMEDIATELY. I know this blog is mostly horny jokes but this is SO GOOOOOOD SO IMPORTANT TO MEEEE. Please please send me more if you feel like it, you're the best and so is this message 😭💖

#mizz headcanons #BESTIEEEEE ILU THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME THISSSSSS OMG YOU MADE MY NIGHT!!!#i didnt want to go to bed but now ill have wonderful dreams <333 <- will still have night terrors but this was so perfect regardless

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blueflameart · 3 years

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DID SOMEONE SAY THOMA??? HELLO THEREE I'M A HUGE THOMA SIMP :DDD

Reader pretending they can't see Thoma? Like they pretend Thoma is invisible and says stuff like "Damnn I miss him, where the heck is he? Maybe he doesn't love me anymore :(" Feel free to ignore I'm just a huge Thoma simp 💃

AHWYW YES I LOVE THIS IDEA 😩😩

This is thoma, he’s the god of pranks

He watches the TikToks and knows just about every trend there is

It’s not a surprise when he knows exactly what your doing when you decide to pull this prank

Obviously he does the same to you

Pretending your not there either

He’s not 100% there 💀

He’s so clingy and constantly craves attention so him giving up his side and waiting for you to drop yours was so hard for him

“y/nnnn please!!! I’m right here! Stop ignoring meeee…”

“I wonder where thoma is?”

He follows you around till you crack

Even when you ask Ayaka where he is

“Hey Ayaka do you know where thoma is? I haven’t seen him anywhere all day :(“

Poor thoma tries so hard to convince her to make you stop this prank

So hard

Thoma got you to crack when he scared you by popping out from a corner

It was over when you screamed and he loved how disappointed you looked

“Ahaha I got cha!”

Don’t ever do this again unless you want a whiney baby on your hands and a heart attack at the end of the day

#thoma x reader #genshin thoma #genshin impact #tohma x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #inazuma

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hotforharrysheart · 2 years

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As It Was

It’s been a long day. Business meetings and a fancy dinner courtesy of his record label. He’d decided to wear a pink silk frilly shirt and plaid flared pants that he’d worn for a photo shoot for his second album but he’d always liked it. He’s finally on the way home and he can't wait to see and touch you. He smiles thinking of you. He didn’t know he could be this happy and he was so glad that you’d gotten together before the craziness started. You grounded him in a way that no one ever had. Stopped at a red light, he texts you that he’s on the way. You're sitting in the chair in the bedroom, reading smut, waiting, feet dangling over the arm of the chair.

“Whatcha readin? Smut ya wrote abou’ me?”

You jump but recover quickly. You nod.

His eyebrows go up. He didn’t expect you to say yes.

“I'm editing.” You sigh. “I have followers, H.…they just don't know.”

He gulps. “Up, love.” You raise your eyebrows but stand up. He pats his lap and you sit down, snuggling into him. “They read wha’ ya write abou’ me?”

You nod. “They read my fantasies, yes.”

“Lemme see wha’ ya’ve written.”

You roll your eyes. “No! It’s bad enough you know I do it.”

“Did ya miss me?"

“Missed you so much, H.”

He smiles and he puckers his lips. You giggle and lean in to kiss him. “This keep ya busy?"

“Don't make fun of meeee!"

"No’ teasin’...”

“These people don't know me. It's my secret.”

“Our secret. Do ya follows like the new song?"

“Obsessively. They love it obsessively.”

“Yeah?”

You nod.

“It's nice ta have a mole in my fandom,” he says, laughing his breathy little laugh.

You giggle. “They really love the red boxers.”

He laughs.

“Mmmm...you looked so good in them.”

“Take off this robe, babe.”

“No just got outta the shower, I'm naked.”

“Tha’s wha’ I was hopin’. Take it off.”

You stand up and take off the robe. “I took it off, now what?”

He pats his lap.

“Don't you wanna get comfortable?”

“Oh, I'm jus’ righ’…sit.”

You sit back on his lap and he turns your face for a kiss causing you to shiver.

He looks into your eyes. “Hi.”

“Hi.” You press your lips to his again.

His hands skate down your arms. “Wanna touch ya.”

You smile. “I want you to touch me.” You pull his hand and place it between your legs.

He moans as his fingers graze your slit. “Ya s’wet baby. Is this wha’ readin’ ya fantasies does ta ya? Is this wha’ I do ta ya?”

“Harry….Couldn't focus today…Couldn't relax…Couldn't cum because you told me not to…”

“Did ya wan’ ta?”

“Yes, I wanted to cum! Tried everything…Had a snack…Took a shower…Went swimming…Waited for you.”

He kisses down your neck as his fingers cup your center. “Hmmm…good girl. Gimme ya hands.” He brings your fingers close so he can examine them. “Nibbled these dinna ya.”

“Yes. Couldn't help it. Know you hate it.”

“l jus’ don' wan’ ya s’anxious.”

“I know. Want some relief. Please…Please make me cum.”

“Babe, I wanna find our spot. Open.”

“Harry, l'll ruin your slacks.”

“Don' care abou’ my stupid trousers. Don’ give a fuck,” he says, as he kisses down your neck again. “Wan’ ta make my girl cum.”

“I'm so close already.”

“Look at me.” You turn your head and he rests his forehead against yours and his fingers travel to your opening to collect your wetness before moving to your swollen clit.

“Unghhh…There….Harry!” Your breath coming fast.

“Ya so swollen, baby. Been waiting fo’ me?”

“Yes!”

He pushes his middle and ring fingers in deep, thumb flicking your clit as his finger curls to find your g spot, his other hand pressing on your lower tummy.

“Tha’ our spot babe?"

“Yes! Harry! Oh fuck! Mmmm!” Knees drawn up tight around his hand.

“Sweetheart, take me out.”

Panting…."Huh?"

“Take me outta my pants.”

Your hand moves to his pants and you quickly undo them and pull him out. “You're so hard.”

His nostrils flair. “Bend over, baby.”

You slowly turn your body but maintain eye contact.

“Put me inside.”

With your back to him and his pants still bunched up you position him at your entrance and sink down on his cock. You're so wet he slides in easily and slowly you seat him and lean back into his arms.

He positions his hand over where you’re joined. “Fuck, babe.”

Your head is on his shoulder and you turn your head. “Kiss me,” you tell him, leaning your head back you wrap your hand round his neck.

He presses his lips to yours. “My sweet girl, fit me s’good.”

“So deep, Harry.”

He thrusts up and you gasp.

“Ahh…missed you so much.”

His fingers move over your clit as he starts up a steady rhythm.

“Need you, need you, need you.” The room is filled with the sounds of how wet you are.

His hands on your hips and then he slips out “Arrr...ugh, Harry!”

“Hold on, babe.”

You’re limp in his arms. “Can ya walk ta the bed fo’ me?”

You nod and slowly walk to the bed.

“Face down. Knees on the bed, love.”

You move to the middle and get into position. “Like this?”

“Fucks sake, babe.” His pants thud to the floor, too turned on to take his shirt off. Holding his shirt tails up he positions himself behind you, hand on your lower back. His other hand guides his cock and he slowly runs his cock along your slit, head touching your clit on each pass.

You moan. “Don't tease, H. Please.”

“Wha’ do ya wan’ babe?”

“Fuck me.”

He plunges deep. “Like this?"

“Yes!"

“Yeah? Feel good?”

“Soo good! Don't stop!”

“Been here waitin’ fo’ me, righ’?”

"Yes! You feel so good. Fill me up so good. Waited while the whole world watched you. Remembered that day you filmed. That red polish? That’s my color.”

“Yeah? Ya like tha’ color? Tha’ ya fave? Like seeing my polished fingers on ya body?”

“Yes. Those fingers bruise my hips and fuck my pussy. Only mine!”

“Push back on me, babe.”

“Unghhhhh Harry! Can feel you in my tummy.” Face down in the duvet, you reach back to grip his knee because you need to touch him.

He lays over your back, hips snapping into you. “Why is fuckin’ ya s’damn spiritual?” He whispers in your ear. “I feel like I'm whole.”

You shiver. “Me too, H. Never felt like this. I need...” You pant out.

His hands move to your tits, fingers pinching your nipples. “Wha’ do ya need, baby?”

You grab his hand that’s cupping your breast and move it to your clit. “Here…” You move his fingers over your clit and a shiver rips up your spine. You clench down on him.

“Do tha’ again, baby. Squeeze me.”

“I can't hold on! I'm gonna cum, H.”

“Come on baby....Come on. Cum hard fo’ me! Wanna feel ya squeezin’ me.”

Your hand hits the mattress hard. “Oh fuck! Gonna cum hard for you! I'm so close! I'm-cumming, H! Unghhh!”

“Jesus, love.”

You're squeezing him so hard he can barely move. His fingers dig into your bum and he stills deep. You fall over to the side and he slips out. You're both breathing hard. He falls down next to you and hugs you from behind. You both giggle.

“What’re ya giggling bout?” He asks you.

“What are you giggling about?”

“I asked ya first.”

You turn your head. “I'm just happy and the single is so good…and I'm here fucking around with you…and you’re here…here with ME. If you knew the things I used to write about you.”

His eyebrows go up. “I..” He gulps. “I wanna read it. I wanna know all of ya fantasies abou’ me.”

You bury your face in the duvet. “No.”

“Please. You promised me I could, remember?”

“It's just we were friends when I wrote them and now it seems that much more mortifying.”

“I don’ care. Nothin’ ta be ashamed abou’, love.”

You turn over to face him. “It's kinda like your song: You know it's not the same as it was.”

He smiles, his fingers pushing your hair behind your ear.

“What if this (gesture between you) is as ridiculous as it seems?”

He shakes his head.

“I mean…really. You could get any girl you want…”

He scoffs.

“Harry…Any. Girl. You. Want.”

He leans in to kiss you. “I don' want any other girl an’ we’re no’ ridiculous.”

“No?”

“Aren't we a fanfic? Friends ta lovers an’ all tha’?”

You can’t help but laugh at that. “What do you know about fan fiction!?"

He looks down, blushing a bit. “Well.…I've known abou’ it fo’ a long time, love…But I mighty’ have been doin’ a little research abou’ it since ya tol’ me abou’ ya tumblr page.”

“No way…..HARRY! Have you read some of the stuff that’s written about you? Have you read some of my stuff?” Your eyes are wide.

He smirks. “I might've found ya page….”

You roll over, curling up. “I could just die.”

He pulls you back over. “Hey…don’ be like tha’. Ya really talented. Know tha'?”

Your hands move to cover your face. “I'm so embarrassed.”

He pulls your hands from your face. “Ya felt like tha’ fo’ a while an’ I never knew.”

“Too old and too plain.”

He huffs out a breath. “Don’ know if ya’ve caught on ta this or no’, bu’ ‘m kinda plain myself.”

You roll your eyes. “We both know that's not true.”

“Babe, my fave jeans aren't Gucci an’ I still love my Ramones tee best, an’ I like those dumb stained trainers over anything else…An’ I hate shavin’.”

“It's not the same thing.”

“My hair’s always a mess.”

You sigh. “You're gorgeous and charming and so, so talented. Girls like me don't get guys like you.” You look down, finger moving down his chest. “Not in real life anyways.”

“Tha’s no’ true. YOU got me.”

You shrug. “You really found my tumblr account?”

“Hmmm…Might've memorized ya url from when ya read tha’ one ta me.”

“I knew I shouldn't have.”

“Shouldn't have wha’?”

“Shouldn't have read that Nashville blurb to you.”

He sits up, dragging you with him. “Look at me.” He moves to sit cross legged and you mimic him so you’re face to face.

You shiver.

He takes off his button up and pulls it around you.

You push your arms through the sleeves and he buttons up a few buttons, his finger circling your nipple.

“Babe, I write music. I'm always writin’ abou’ my feelings, so…” He shrugs. “I get it.”

“It's not the same thing. It's pathetic and I hate that you know that about me.”

“Tell me how it’s different.”

“It just is. You were never supposed to know.” You look down, cheeks flaming.

He pulls your chin up. “Talk ta me...”

“Please tell me Gem doesn't know! I'd die a thousand deaths.”

"Just me baby, just me.”

You sigh in relief.

He grabs your hands.

Tears are burning behind your eyelids. “l just…I mean…You're just so…”

“‘M so what? I'm jus’ me. Jus' your Harry.”

You roll your eyes and look away.

“Stop baby.” He grabs your face and tears well up in your eyes.

“It's pathetic. You must think I'm pathetic.”

“I think a lot of things abou’ ya, bu’mpathetic isn't one of them.”

“Promise? You're not laughing about it with your friends?”

“Jesus, baby, those are my fantasies now too.”

Your eyes fly to his. “They are?”

He smiles. “I even have a few of my own. Ya writin’ is inspiring. Told ya before…wan’ ta write some together.”

“H, it's ok, I know you’re gonna be way too busy.”

“Babe, this is a priority ta me. You’re a priority ta me.”

“This year is gonna be so huge for you.”

“So…you'll keep me grounded.”

You sigh.

“C'mere,” he says, pulling you so you're straddling him.

“Can we go back to our cottage?

“Yes, bu’ please don' think ya jus’some dirty lil secret I keep in Cornwall.”

“I don't think that…I know this is complicated and as long as we can keep it safe, I'm ok.”

“I can't promise we can keep this under wraps forever an’ ya may change ya mind abou’ us once everyone finds out.”

You shake your head no. “YOU May change your mind.”

He shakes his head no. “I know how I feel abou’ ya.” He starts to unbutton the few buttons of his shirt that's on you. His hands slide under the shirt so he can touch your bare skin. He places his hand on your heart. “This place is mine, yeah?”

“You have my heart, Harry.” You put your hand over his. “Do I have yours?

“It's yours.”

A tear slides down your cheek. “I've never given my heart to anyone. Given my body…but never my heart.”

“Thank ya fo’ trustin’ me wi’ it.” He smiles. “Was wonderin' summat, babe?"

“What?”

“Could I write some fantasies an’ put’em on ya tumblr page?”

“Like a secret write?”

“Yeah, can I login an’ write some things an’ then ya can see them?"

“I don't want anyone to see what you say.”

“I know, baby. We can make sure it's private, bu’ I like some of the black an’ white pics ya have an’ I'd like ta respond ta them.”

You sigh. “Are you sure this isn't weird?”

“I don' think this is weird at all.…I'm gonna rely on those stories when I'm away. I’m gonna need ya an’ can't have ya there every moment I want ya, so yeah, when I'm lost, alone an’ missin’ ya, I'm gonna read ya words.” He presses a kiss to your lips. “I'Il hear ya voice when I can't have this,” he tells you, voice low and gravelly, as his finger circles your nipple. He swallows. “When I can't...” He looks down. “Be here,” he breathes out as he slips inside.

Your hands grapple at his shoulders, fingernails digging in. “Will miss you being inside me.”

His hands move to your bum, guiding you on him.

You wrap your arms around his neck and you can smell his hair products and his skin. “You smell so good, Harry.”

He nibbles on your ear. “Sweetheart, ya s’soft…Ya skin, ya lips, ya tits. Ya nipples are always s’hard fo’ me.” He groans, bending to kiss your shoulder. “Ya good?"

“Good! So good!”

“Are ya close? 'M not gonna last long…No’ wi’ how good ya feel.”

You're gripping his hair tight. You whisper in his ear, "I'm cumming! Cum with me!” You're breathing in his face, his breath mingling with yours. “Cum with me, H.”

His hands are gripping your bum, pulling you as close as possible. Your mouths are open and almost touching and you’re shaking in his arms. He kisses you hard.

“H, why is this always so good.”

He smiles his breathtaking smile. “It's the hair…”

You throw you head back, giggling. “The hair, huh?”

“Well, I read something abou’ curly haired English boys.”

“Oh my god, stop it!" You exclaim, still giggling. “So by the way, you wanna talk about Cumberbatch?"

You bite his neck. “Thin ice Styles, thin ice.”

#as it was #harry smut #harry styles smut #original content #harry styles fanfiction #friends to lovers

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traumxrei-archive · 2 years

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aaaaaaaaaa i'm glad i'm not being a bore with my octopus infodump ksldjfkfsjd

azul just struggling during beans day and running around trying to keep up with jack despite the constant threat of flatlining is somewhat, funny sick 😂 the imagery of just, azul looking ragged, panting and wheezing as he tries to break into a sprint, feet dragging and looking like he's about to trip and eat shit at any moment.

jade just carries an aed everywhere with him just in case azul's heart starts going funny...

but also it somewhat, makes me feel bad... if azul's cardiovascular system is that trash he should really follow a modified pe programme... vargas pls... 😔

that being said, i personally would imagine that he will be careful not to push himself too much? since you'd think he'd be able to feel when his heart is about to fail (feeling faint, shortness of breath, etc..)

i'm not fish enlightened so i'm not sure how an octopus would recover from their heart stopping (maybe it just, kickstarts by itself if the octopus ceases activity? i'm not sure... maybe the branchial hearts eventually revives the systemic/main heart? aye...)

though supposedly an octopus can have its main heart stop for over an hour without any negative side effects...

it's sort of, eerie. to imagine azul in pe class or just, going through a busy day. and everything is fine at first glance, but when you take a closer look, you realise he's almost not breathing. and he wouldn't have a pulse...

on another note, in people, your heart stopping completely (flatline aka an asystole) isn't exactly, a situation you would want to be in.

iirc an aed (or defibrillators in hospitals) doesn't shock a stopped heart back to life, in fact it's the opposite: it stops the (irregularly beating) heart so that you can reset it to a normal rhythm. so it's used during cardiac arrest caused by the heart beating out of rhythm/erratically (not stopped completely), like too fast or too slow (among others).

an asystole is generally irreversible in people... so unfortunately jade zapping azul would do little to help...

speaking of jade, i find it fascinating that (some) moray eels have glass (-like) teeth. morays have got to be some of my favourite sea creatures, they're just so goofy looking with their mouth constantly open like :V

(and also, goodness, i'm flattered that you enjoy my silly illustrations 😂 porridge leona has confronted me to the mortifying ordeal of being perceived 😂😂)

(the continuation of this)

IM SO SORRY THIS REPLY TOOK SO LONG FALSE !! i got caught up in the event so ur ask got pushed down im very sorrryyy T^T pls forgive meeee aaaaa

also im so sorry for putting the idea in ur brain *wheeze* but azul just d wording n then getting up again like everything's fine is just. peak comedy to me.

lmao n then jade explaining that he has an aed lisence just for these types of situations– (everyone getting shocked that the dude who beats ppl up carried a thing that helps ppl not die in certain situations–)

alsp yea. vargas probably doesnt understand mer-biology, like he thinks everything translates smoothly bc of the potion even tho they retain some animal characteristics fjfjfjfjjsjs

yea maybe they have a magical explanation as to how azul walks around with a stopped heart, he probably feels it happening and can either get himself to the nurse or since he's been living with it all his life, he probably has a spell for helping regulate his heart shdhdjfj (it's no use to him when he's dog tired like he was in beansfest tho T^T)

OH MY GOD YES. THE GLASS TEETH– i hc that the tweels aren't fully one type of moray, actually they've probably got a mix of creatures in them so them having glass teeth in their mer form...it makes them deadlier bc you gotta watch out for the teeth you can AND can't see (like the pharyngeal jaws. i keep thinking abt their pharyngeal jaws and i can't sleep at night)

also yes morays are so cute i just wanna squish one despite the fact that it'd probably chomp my hand off–

and speaking of their mouths going :V I THINK ABT THE CLEANING SHRIMPS N MORAYS' MUTUALISTIC RELATIONSHIP– it's so cute bc floyd calls us "little shrimpy" so it's kinda like we became his little cleaning shrimp esp if we worked at mostro lounge,,, we keep things clean n he proteccs us from potential danger !!

(ITS OK TO BE PERCIEVED !! kinda scary at first but ppl do b staring n loving ur art <3 (it's me, i'm people) and keep up the good work wooo)

#/trau replies #/pointedly foolish #/moots <3 #you could say that jade is #moray-lly grey #badum tsssssss #leave me n my animal puns alone-#azul ashengrotto #floyd leech #jade leech #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcanons

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