#You play smash bros.

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Nobara Kugisaki x Reader

Nobara Kugisaki:

Your type of woman is a tomboy, you don't take shit from anybody and your favorite console is the Nintendo Wii.

First Date:

You had recently arrived at the Tokyo branch of Jujutsu High and couldn't be happier. You found out that you wouldn't be the only girl included in the first years which you were grateful for. "Ugh, boys stink! I hope they don't bathe in axe body spray..." It was then that you met Kugisaki. The two of you began to bond and by the end of the week, you had setup a smash bros. competition in your dorm.

Right now it was Itadori vs Fushiguro. Your switch controllers were acting up again so you decided it would be best to just take turns. Itadori had chosen Kirby while Fushiguro decided to main Greninja. "Man Fushiguro, you suck! You really need to learn how to wave dash!" The boy groaned. "I have no idea what that means..."

Soon it was Nobara's turn and she wiped out everyone with Donkey Kong. There were no survivors. While the boys looked defeated, she pulled out her phone and started flossing to the DK rap. Gojo would never let them live this down.

One day the two of you were out for a walk when you noticed something. "That guy's still there... Kugisaki, I think he's following us..." She instantly turned around. "Hey you! You got a problem!?" The stranger grinned. "Wow! Two girls! I can't believe how lucky I am!" Kugisaki spat towards him. "Hey, wanna play a fun little game? It's called Matthew 27:46." The boy stuttered. "Huh?"

"I would start running if I were you! It's not every day that I'm nice enough to offer to play tag with a stranger." She pulled out her hammer and now this guy knew that he was in deep shit. He started to run away, screaming while Kugisaki flung her nails at him. She started to pin him down, bolt by bolt until he was crucified.

"There. That should hold you. Now ####### let's head back-". Suddenly there was another guy. "Yo. I see what you did to my buddy there. I gotta say, nice job!" You both tensed. "...What is it that you want exactly..." The stranger began to laugh. "Can't a guy just play a wholesome game of tag? C'mon, it'll be fun!"

"I refuse!" The stranger rested his arms behind his head. "That's too bad. Oh well. It's not like you have a choice. Ready or not, here I come!" Before you could comprehend the situation, the stranger slapped Kugisaki over her eye. You let out a scream. "KUGISAKI!!!!!"

Kugisaki's eyeball exploded like it was made of confetti and then her body toppled over. You then heard a voice say "pop, goes the weasel!". You charged at her murderer. "YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!" ------------------------ Before you knew it, you were awake. "Was it really a dream?" It had been three years since Gege had killed off your favorite character and you were still in one of the five stages of grief. "There's a new chapter. Maybe he brought her back!" You finished reading and became disappointed. Stage one. Denial.

[hoshizoralone]

samus joins the mk8 roster (<- she’s trying to pretend she isn’t super excited to be there)

[woosh-floosh]

(read left to right) I had to make a comic version of this moment form the fanbook because it's such a funny image

Fantranslation is by @wireddd1 on twitter!

[flambo19]

Stellaron Hunter Game Night 🎮

[simonsquest]

Happy 38-year anniversary to the first Castlevania game!

Also... happy birthday, Simon Belmont!

[gamebunny-advance]

GAMER EVE CONFIRMED

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[mistergreatbones]

Dick doesn’t realize how ridiculous his life is until he’s arguing with Bruce about the length of his shorts and turns around and casually says “back me up Wonder Woman”

[goldtealeaves]

textless version under cut

[cali-kabi]

~ Happy 16th anniversary to Smash Bros Brawl :D💫🌟I really love this game sm and wanted to make some art of it :)✨

✨a few screenshots I took are below the cut^^💫

~💫🌟

[spiderdotexe]

sonik

[chibishortdeath]

I guess these count as shitposts, they’re just based off of some random text posts I was looking through on Pinterest tho idk. :3

[syl-stormblessed]

i want all my followers to know that mother 3 is genuinely the single best game i’ve ever played in my entire life and everyone in existence deserves to play it at least once. so everyone go play it right now bc i said so.

[beetlebubble]

Send help

[italiantea]

ok dont kill me for this but. i know till is textually supposed to be very gifted and ahead of his peers and all. only character who plays musical instruments etc etc. i just find it very funny that out of all the possibilities. he plays 1) the recorder- the instrument every schoolkid plays in primary school and 2) original songs on the guitar but all hes shown playing is a pop punk song with POWER CHORDS like...where is the genius....the pizzazz.... bro sjould be shredding.... bro should be pulling some polyphia shit....

[evantualmao]

really poorly made gramon comic

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

I may be laying on the floor staring into the void, merely vibrating as my brain rots about Veilguard, Rook, the companions, and Solas.

...this is the perfect excuse to replay my canon route.

Apologies in advance: I'm about to make my brainrot replay a problem for everyone and everything in my vicinity.