So, the only part of this strip that DIDN'T happen EXACTLY like this, is that I only jumped back a few feet. I didn't actually fall down. Otherwise, our shower spider was about as surprised as I was by their sudden zip line experience. lol
My friend saved me from going missing and drowning in a zipline accident. To repay him, I had to wear a T-shirt with his face on it and his surname in cursive across the bottom. The entire image was in purple on a white background and it was dated 1963 so everyone thought it was his dad, who also wasn’t alive in 1963.