#Zodiacs being stupid

[thedarkoneswithin]

The Zodiac signs reply to "I don't like you"

Aries: I don't like you either.

Taurus: Ok?????

Gemini: Awesome! I hate you too!

Cancer: I understand! I don't like my own personality.

Leo: Your in denial? That's cute.

Virgo: I never I said I like you to begin with, so... ok???

Libra: Why don't you like me? I'm the nicest person here!

Scorpio: Haha... Your a fool to think I would give a fuck about someone like you. Also, get in the bin brother- Your so ugly, mate!

Sagittarius: Your rude.

Capricorn: How does this affect me?

Aquarius: What?

Pisces: Oh, ok..haha...haha..haha ( depressed inside. )

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[torchickentacos]

you ever scroll past some sort of discourse that you didn't even know existed, and you have to take a second and realize that, while none of us are superior to others, some of us ARE much better at choosing which dumbass hills to die on? because I think sometimes you deserve to go 'huh. at least I'm not getting involved in all that'.

[todayisafridaynight]

sorry for buying so much snake jewelry i promise im not a majima stan

[inkuboa]

Today I finally opened the crayons my friend gave me for my birthday last year and I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THIS. IT CAUGHT ME OFF GARD.

[miraiq]

grab, sender grabs receiver's wrist to stop them from leaving. (to kyo, from yuki! i figure this probably happens a lot, considering kyo's tendency to run from problems)

actions speak louder than words prompts | Accepting!

He had to leave. He had to leave now. It was.. too much. It was all too much. Honestly why did Akito and Shigure think this was a good idea to have him, of all people, come to school-- you know, a place populated with hundreds of people? Not just people, but those of the opposite sex? The only ones that can out his their curse?

To be fair, Kyo had managed to keep many of the girls far enough away from him for the most part. But while distracted by keeping that distance, one of the guys he didn't mind sitting next to him had touched his wrist. Not that the touch itself set him off-- it was the fact the guy had pulled on it, taking the bead bracelet with the action. It wasn't removed from the cat's limb completely thankfully- but the movement still startled him enough that he wrenched his own arm away. Said action, however, resulted in not only hitting the offender on the jaw, the ginger had also gut punched someone else who had been unfortunate enough to be nearby.

"Sorry... I.." The lad had whispered, feeling only mildly guilty for the unintentional roughness.. but! But it's not his fault! Panicked further, he rushed to stand and run briskly walk to leave the room. Kyo had to get out before he made things worse or possibly transformed anyway if the movement had been enough to trigger it-- or because of how stressed he was making himself. Of course the universe would never be so kind to him as simply let Kyo leave and collect himself. No, never. Yuki just had to snag his wrist as well, though the one not occupied by the one thing keeping the one cursed by the cat appearing human, halting the ginger just before the doors leading out of the classroom. Damn him. Stupid rat is doing this on purpose..! Making him stay and suffer.. and putting everyone here in possible danger..!

Mild worry faded, twisting into anger as Kyo lowly growled at the other, yanking his own arm in a futile attempt to get Yuki to release him.

" What do you want? Not my fault they got hit..! People need to learn to keep their hands to themselves...!! "

[jackinalex]

i think it‘s funny how they‘re suddenly literally everyones „favourite couple“.. in the comment section i mean

Yes, this is brand new information for me and everyone involved. They must not know any couples.

[thedarkoneswithin]

The Zodiac Signs during a tornado

Aries: Takes vertical photos of the tornado and goes live on tiktok to film it.

Taurus: Sees warning on the news and is the first one to hide in the basement. May come upstairs to take canned food for survival but eats all of it as the tornado passes by.

Gemini: Chases the tornado in their car and goes inside of it but somehow survives...

Leo: They're the news guy that's freaking out on live tv.

Virgo: Decides to drive around the neighbourhood and warns everybody who doesn't know their is a tornado.

Libra: Never knew but survived anyways.

Scorpio: Saves everybody else but doesn't make it to the basement in time and gets yeeted 500m in the air by the tornado.

Sagittarius: I won't stop driving this stolen Lamborghini till I make to Russia!

Aquarius: Is the tornado.

Pisces & Cancer : Nobody knows where they are but they somehow survived. Gemini concludes that it was the survival bunker they made a few years ago in case this would happen.

[toxicscorpioposts]

Tryna play me and you’ll end up playing yourself. Sure there’s others who probably want you, but would they value you like me?

[loldasme]

dear tumblr staff,

i just wanted to look something up on google about a post i saw. i was on another app for less than a minute. please take me back to the place in my dash which took hours to scroll to instead of instantly refreshing. life is hard enough already please fix it

[danrifics]

okay but sometimes just thinking about dnp makes me scream like these 2 men found each other 15 years ago and just like never let go??? like do you know how long 15 years is?? a long ass time and they’ve like stuck by each other that whole time??? through everything that life’s thrown at them they just managed to keep holding on and supporting each other and loving each other and like if soulmates are real they are soulmates. i don’t believe in magic but i think dnps relationship is the closest thing to it. i could literally scream about them forever and their stupid matching bedsheets and matching fringes and the fact they have the most matching zodiac signs in the history of zodiac and their birth moons complete each other and i just i can’t comprehend them ever being a part they are literally the most perfect match of people ive ever seen and im so glad im alive to see this 🧡

[godsandvillains-if]

How would ROs react to a Mc who is off in their own little world just playing with the ROs' hand before slotting both their hands together and holding it, just looking happy with themselves and not noticing the ROs watching them?

Sooo cute 🥺🥺

Ace would have a hard time containing themselves tbh, over the sheer need to kiss the MC senseless and show them just how happy they are to be with someone like them. P.S. They would be more happy if the MC was playing with their prosthetic hand...

Stardom would most likely give the MC one of their signature grins that are known to make their fans faint on the spot, all white, perfect teeth and dimples, while whispering romantic lewd things into the MC's ears.

Paladin doesn't show much emotion on their face or through words, but you bet if they had a real tail, it would be wagging—no pun intended. They would look at the MC fondly while caressing the back of their hand with their thumb.

Zodiac is that kind of person that can't feel emotions quietly, so they would most likely start rambling about things they read recently or interesting things that they found during their days as an active archaeologist, all the while with a stupid smile on their face.

Archon is your aloof and stoic type of person, but also a really possessive lover, so they will grip MC's hand with both theirs, carefully to not crush it with their super-strength, and ask the MC about their day or what they learned from Zodiac classes.

Mars is much like Archon in a sense, but instead of being stoic and aloof, they are more like your dark, charming kind of villain, so they would first just stare at the MC and then gently guide their mouth to theirs by their chin.

Wildcat would have to contain their first instinct to shift into a ball of fur and curl up in the MC's arms, but if the MC wants that, they would be more than happy to oblige. If the MC listens carefully, they can hear a faint, purring sound coming from them.

Thanks for the question!! 🥰

[midheavenastrology]

🎉🧁Super rando 🎉🧁Astro Observations 🎉🧁

🍥I do not recommend dating someone who has ur chiron sign- in one way or another they will hurt you unconsciously and trigger you 😔😔😭😓🫣of course this is good in a way because all trauma is meant to be healed ❤️‍🩹🩺🩻but you have to be with someone who is conscious of the hurt they are causing. The chiron person is only really meant to surface these hurts not heal them. Think about it: ur chiron sign is literally embodying the wound that u have so to date that sign is like dating a walking red flag 🚩

🍥People with prominent Jupiter aspects to their ascendant, sun, midheaven will naturally just emit light ! ✨🌞🌻 u shine ! U so sparkle ! Jupiter expands anything it touches, so imagine having sun 🌞 aspecting Jupiter: big energy, big beam of light !!! They also have the loudest, biggest laughs lmao- this is me and everyone always tells me they love how much I laugh at everything/have the biggest guffaw- sound like a dang donkey🐴 sometimes srry not srry 🥲🥲🥲

🍥Someone with a lot of mutable placements absolutely needs fixed energy to ground and stabilize them 😇🥺when it comes to synastry. Especially when it comes to moon sign compatibility. Mutable moons are legit the most moody 🌝😩🌚Cardinal can work too but sometimes feelings will burn out quickly 🐒🔥🌪️💦

🍥However with that said: have y’all ever dated ur opposite moon sign ??? Because that sh*ts fire 🔥

🍥Be careful who you meet romantically during mars or Venus retrograde ⏪⏮️these are past lovers that come back to try sumthin, sumthin out again. Like I went on a dating app 🤪during mars ☄️retrograde and had a super casual fling that burned out super quickly💥💥💥but not with some big lessons. The seggs will be ahmazing because youve fucked around before lol 🍌✨ are the lessons worth it tho, who knos 🥲

🍥Libra and Taurus placements will always be attractive ! trust ! Venus blesses them in some way or another 🌸💅🧖‍♀️ pretty privilege y’all ✨Scorpio and Aries placements will always be sessy, trust ! mars gives them sexy privilege 🍌🍆🌶️ if u got both in ur big three, boy r u trouble 😈

🍥I read somewhere that when you’re embodying your true soul essence you take on ur vedic/sidereal placements: literally have been feelin my triple fire 🔥 placement in vedic ! 😬🌶️🔥

🍥Neptune+mercury placements ….you literally manifest when you speak so be careful what u wish for 🫶 it’s because Neptune: higher spiritual plane, angels 👼, ancestors and then mercury: communication: u are literally speaking to angels mmkay 🥲✨🫶

🍥If you lack fire 🔥 in ur chart, u tend to run V cold 🥶 like ur probs the friend who has cold hands and feet constantly ! Me 🙋‍♀️

🍥Too much mercury in ur chart or air placements can make u constantly in ur head: like u can’t detach ur mind from ur body and soul. It’s gonna be hard 4 u to meditate 🧘‍♀️ tbh. I recommend breath work 4 y’all, so u can get more in tune with ur body/or working out, running, moving ur body 🕺💃🏃‍♀️🏋️‍♀️🤹‍♀️

🍥biggest flirt placements of the zodiac goes to Aries, Gemini, Libra and Sagittarius- if u have all four shidddd…I hope ur significant other is ok 🥲 honorable mention: Pisces (but it’s cus we fall in love like 5 times a day…doesn’t mean we actually know how to flirt tho..we’re just sweet lovers by nature) Aries, Gemini, libra and Sag are the ultimate smooth talkers of the zodiac 🥵

🍥biggest non flirts of the zodiac goes to Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio, Taurus. Ur flirting style is basically being mean, uninterested or cold. Earth+ Scorpio is very self contained, they like to keep it together and flirting feels stupid and petty. When in a mood, they don’t want to talk to anyone unless there’s a reason for it..like what do u want ? Tell me what u want, set a date and make a plan. Also lez be real: their main love is cash money 🤑

That’s all y’all 🍭🎨🤹‍♀️🤹‍♀️🤹‍♀️🤹‍♀️💅💅💅💅💅☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

Hope y’all have a magical day 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

Thanks for reading+scoping !! 🥰

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for telling people my brother and I are twins?

I (16F) have a brother (17M) who was held back a year due to getting hit by a car when he was 11 and he missed a bunch of school that year. A few years later we moved to a new area and started school with no one who knew he was supposed to be a year above.

He was always really embarrassed about being older than everyone else because a lot of people who met him just in middle school assumed he was stupid and not that he’d been held back for a medical reason. He was bullied pretty badly by the kids in my year for it.

So when we moved across the country and started school again in a new school district I said let’s just pretend we’re twins (we’re 13 months apart so it’s not too big a stretch. same zodiac lol) and that he’s my age, and he agreed with me.

Problem is, we forgot that people talk and gossip a lot, and the word eventually got back to our mom when she had an awkward conversation with a classmate’s mom when they were grocery shopping and the classmate’s mom said that her son “talks about the twins a lot”. Our mom was furious with us when she came home and told me to stop lying to people (she singled me out because she knew he’s too shy to pull something like this on his own). I told her it’s not a big deal and she said yes, it is a big deal, because it’s lying for no reason and she doesn’t like it at all because it looks bad on her that her kids are going around spreading lies.

My brother really does not want to tell people that we’re actually not twins, because then they’ll know he had to repeat a year and ask a bunch of questions and he gets anxious bringing up the accident. My mom pulled a “tough shit, that’s life” attitude towards that and told him he needs to grow up.

[guillotinna]

I keep seeing these Gen z is task force 141 and I wanna join

Anytime you use a computer, you do that stupid movie hacker trope of exaggerated typing and say "I'm in"

Saying "POV" in front of sentences

In the group chat saying "1 like and I'll kms", liking your own message and then saying "damn guess I gotta"

I see a lot of these posts were Gaz and Soap would understand y/n....bffr, no those geezers would not

No one knows what the gen z kid is saying they just know it's probably not good

"You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"

You have a small photo you keep tucked in your chest pocket and after enough times seeing you looking lovingly at it, one of the guys asks who it is. Is it a s/o from back home? 😏😏

You say no and pull out a photo card of your fave singer and they're like ??? Really

One time during a particularly physical scuffle with the enemy, you get thrown to the ground and huff out "one hop this time" only to promptly tackle tf outta your assailant while saying "take it back now yall"

Reads everyone's zodiac charts except ghost bc he won't tell his birthday let alone the time he was born so you just make one up

Price calls a 6 am meeting to which you say "double it and give to the next person"

*Alexa, play teenagers by MCR*

If you had time describe the base, you'd say it smells like ball sweat, blood and war crimes which everyone took offense to for different reasons

Would absolutely get soaps doodles tattooed

Actually speaking of which, imagine getting caught giving yourself stick and pokes with a pen and being banned from using pens period

You'd be in a meeting with a #2 pencil

Ofc a gen z member would be absolutely feral which very little regard for their own safety much to the dismay of the others

Quoting "Oh these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory....a bomb factory......they're bombs." All the time around soap even though he has no idea what you're talking about

You don't spent too much alone time with ghost bc he likes quiet and you can't be alone with your thoughts which is why you lean more towards spending time with soap or gaz

I just like puns so I'm gonna add this but gen z love borgs (a customized gallon jug of alcohol that is usually given a name) and yours is appropriately named taskforce 1-borg-1

this is mainly for my americans but i know pretty much the whole world got beef with engl*nd: before you met Soap, you thought the entire 141 was en*lish so when you finally did meet him, you said "oh thank god" with a sigh

americans 🤝 scotts

making fun of english "people"

"Pull up in the monster, automobile gangsta With a bad bitch that came fr-" "....sergeant, comms off please"

you show Ghost WAP and he has to take a walk

*price yelling at gaz and soap*: KYLE GARRICK AND JOHN MACTAVISH GET IN HERE- Y/n: oop not the government name

Another for my US baddies: if your'e ever arguing with any of the guys, the nail in the coffin would be "and it's called soccer"

"one more like and i'll-" "enough!"

you call Price "ms. girl" and he could not be more confused

someone asks "do you serve?" and u reply "yah, serve cunt"

when asked why you decided to join the military you said something like: "well i didnt think i'd live past 18 so when I did, i ended up here".....crickets from the rest of the team

"good thing we only have showers on base because i would have already taken a toaster bath by now"

ask Gaz "no bitches?🤨" one more time see what happens

price: the enemies have taken civvies hostage and blocked off all exits and entrances to the town-" y/n: "omg tea"

Also calling price "capt. Save-a-hoe"....I wanna be saaaavvveddd ;)

If you took a shot every time you said "rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service, I dive in her cervix", you'd be dead lmao

When asked if they like the military they'd say "it was either this or the psych ward so yah, I'll take it"

Quoting MPGIS constantly and no one even sort of knows what that is ("Crack. Is that what you smoke? You smoke crack?")

Some detainee being interrogated is spilling some nonsense, so you hit them with "oh brother this guy stinks!" And then with the butt of your gun

"Little bad trini bitch but she mixed with China, real thick vagina, smuggle bricks to-" "SARGENT ENOUGH"

Falling asleep on team mates (minus ghost's) shoulders mostly because the most peace they get is when you're unconscious

*when y/n hears any slightly suggestive/dirty phrase*: what are we talking about 😏 (iykyk)

Same energy as: " born next to a nuclear power plant, has an IQ of 2 and was hit in the head with several Rocks as a child"

Vine quotes out the wazoo, it's just awful for the rest of the team lmao

Replying to everything with "on god?"

soap: "what are you 6?" y/n: "yah 6 inches deep in your mom".....you did not walk away from that unscathed to say the least...worth it tho

[the-sage-libriomancer]

Shigure's relationship with Kyo drives me crazy. he doesn't hate Kyo in the slightest - in fact, he pities Kyo, and not in the condescending "oh you poor little boy, cursed to be a horrible, disgusting monster" sort of way that everyone else does. Shigure pities Kyo for the reason he should be pitied: he's just a kid caught up in a system so inhumane it can't possibly be survived without some seriously unhealthy coping mechanisms.

and it drives me crazy because - listen, Shigure is the only zodiac member who's emotionally aware enough to see the other zodiac members as exactly what they are. he knows Yuki is a severely traumatized kid who projects all of his self-hatred on a single convenient target. he knows Akito is really a scared little girl with a raging god complex (literally) and no concept of a healthy relationship. and he knows Kyo is a regular-ass human being who doesn't deserve to be locked up for the rest of his life just because some arbitrary system says so. he KNOWS it's stupid. he KNOWS it's ridiculous and unfair. and he has to share a house with Kyo knowing that Kyo is living with a sword over his head, hating himself and hating others in perfect tandem because he has no other way of coping with the insane amounts of negativity he's had to deal with his entire life.

but the thing about Shigure is that he KNOWS all of this, and the same time he doesn't really CARE. he feels sorry for Kyo, but an apathetic sort of pity, a disinterested "this is how it is. such a shame." sort of pity. in some ways he's worse than the other zodiacs because he DOES see Kyo as a person, someone he likes being around even, but he still considers Kyo below his attention because all his focus is on Akito and breaking the curse. and sure, once the curse is broken Kyo will theoretically be set free with the rest of them, but that's more of a coincidental side effect than anything. despite being in a much more dangerous and precarious mental space AND comfortably in Shigure's reach, Kyo is about as much a priority for Shigure as Ritsu or Momiji.

and it drives me CRAZY because i think Shigure does start actively caring about Kyo as the series goes on, but it's hard to tell when that happens and to what extent. when Kazuma told Shigure he planned to reveal Kyo's true form and Shigure said he was going too far - whose sake was it for? was Shigure trying to protect Kyo, who would be hideously traumatized/emotionally scarred by such a cruel betrayal? was he trying to protect Kyo and Tohru's relationship, which was still formulating and might, under such severe testing, ultimately end up damaged beyond repair? was he only trying to protect Tohru, who wasn't ready to be burdened by such a horrible aspect of the curse so soon, or perhaps simply didn't deserve it? or was it all for the sake of himself, trying to protect his still-forming plans of using Tohru's positive effect on the Sohmas to break the curse?

Shigure cares about Kyo, but they're not close and Kyo clearly isn't a priority. he treats Kyo like a person - offering him genuine advice, teasing him like he teases anyone else, even speaking up on his behalf once or twice - and yet he's too entrenched in the long game to spare much active interest in Kyo. for a very long time, he doesn't care about Kyo the way he cares about Yuki or Tohru, and it's never made clear when exactly that changed. and the thing that gets me about this whole situation is that right from the start, Shigure is in a position where he can meet Kyo at his level - as equals, just one human being to another - but he doesn't, because Shigure is a chessmaster, Shigure is someone who observes and calculates, Shigure never steps in unless one of his chess pieces makes a wrong move and he absolutely has to.

it drives me crazy. Shigure drives me crazy. this series drives me so so crazy.

[famemonsterrr]

Astrology observations part 13;

Pliz don’t copy my work and pliz don’t get offended if you can’t relate with my blog because they are my opinions and what I have seen around me

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; I have noticed when you and ur partner have 8th house placements you tend to be really obsessed with each other even if you have broke up u probably can’t move on that easily. ✩

For example if you have Venus in the 8th house and your partner has mars in the 8th house or if you both have more than one of 8th house placements. This is could be a blessing or a curse ✩ I have seen this happening multiple times

; speaking of houses and couples/friends ✩ if you have the same houses then it means you have the same energy and understand each other really well ✩

; I don’t know it is me and all of my friends but libra moon are the most talkative out of the air signs ✩ They never stop communicating and sharing everything with their loved one✩ also they tend to overshare a lot ✩

; Virgo women are soo talented in everything without trying hard ✩ Let’s just say they are naturally talented but also they love to be perfect ✩

; air and fire signs can’t stay calm under serious situations ✩ water and earth signs are the ones who can deal with everything and stay strong no matter what ✩

; I know it’s overrated to say but never trust a men that is a Gemini or have Gemini placements ✩ from my personal experiences all the Gemini I had interactions or flirted with they end up being so psychotic ✩

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; maybe it’s a mutable thing but I have noticed that Gemini, Pisces, Virgo and Sagittarius tend to have a hobby and then leave it for no reason and after few months they remember it again and get addicted ✩

Speaking of mutable signs I have to mention how funny it is that they try something new and they fail so badly. I’m a Pisces and I love cooking but the amount of times I have failed and burned food…on the other hand my bestie who is cancer she can do everything without trying hard.

; I know a lot will disagree with me but Aquarius placements either they will love astrology or they will say it’s stupid and they don’t believe it ✩

; you might not agree but the most dark and deepest out of all the zodiac signs is Scorpio ✩ They just are- and I remember once I asked a friend of mine who has Scorpio placements "what colour matches with the feeling of love?" and he answered "black because love is consuming and deep" ✩

; we all know that libra, Gemini and Aries are the most indecisive creatures but y’all forgot about Pisces ✩ THEY CANT decide anything ever ✩

; in my head libra and Pisces relationship is like Pam and Jim from the office ✩

; also two Pisces being in relationship reminds me of Ken and barbie from life in the dream house ✩ ironically both of them are Pisces indeed ✩

; 8th house and Scorpio placements tend to change friends every 2 years and that happens because themselves their are changing and so does the people who surround them ✩ These placements are about rebirth and involving ✩

; Gemini and Pisces are the signs who can’t end a show or movie ✩ like my mom she can’t watch a movie ✩ 3 minutes in and she has stopped watching it already ✩

; Leo , Capricorn and Virgo they look they have their shit together because they look so organised and "perfect" but they aren’t at all ✩ most the times are a mess but they know how to hide it better than the rest ✩ Leo with their confidence, Virgo with their clean and organised space and Capricorn with their decisive character ✩ I know u losing ur mind babes xoxo ✩

; water rising have the most beautiful eyes ever they look like they sparkling ✨

That’s all 💙

Thank you for reading so far and liking my blog ✩ I’m really grateful ✩ plz take into consideration that I’m not a professional astrologer and neither a Native American so I try my best to not make mistakes ✩ stay hydrated and health in these summer days ✩ send you love and light for y’all

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