The way evan is quite literally a siren. Like barty is fucking mesmerized by this porcelain doll of a man with bug eyes that are completely empty and freckles beyond control and nimble fingers and creaky joints and scoliosis (so real king me too) and also he’s this freak who keeps rotting carcasses on his shelf to observe and prod at and lets mold grow so he can feed it like a pet and he’s so extremely depraved but barty still loses his mind at the mere sight of him???? He cannot go a day without seeing him too it’s a problem that’s bordering on addiction
oh it’s CRUCIAL… evan rosier has features that should be pretty, but there’s an air about him that always makes him look somewhere between a fairy and a corpse. he looks SICK. his little heart-shaped face has sunken cheekbones, and his big lantern-eyes have a grey overcast, and all his hogwarts uniforms swamp him (he’s pushing the sleeves up past his bony elbows). and all of this is the EXACT combination to convince barty that evan is some type of evil cursed angel sent to earth as a manifestation of all his most depraved sexual fantasies to torture him !!!
there’s something hot to me about evan activating barty’s corruption kink JUST with the way he looks (despite being worse than him)… he could dismember someone in front of barty, & barty would still be like “i need to ruin his pretty innocence”
always a late bloomer. the love i couldn’t have while growing up was meant to be from him all along. spring has been different since last year. i don’t need to do that tap dance to prove shit to anybody. i don’t care anymore if i seem boring. i get to wake up and sleep with a smile now. i have someone to experience life with. it has been easier and so much fun ever since. always been private-became a bit of an oversharer cus someone made me feel inadequate once-back to being private again. the only thing people around me get when they ask about my relationship is that: “we’re doing good <3” i smile at them and they know they can’t ask further cus they can feel i won’t be sharing any more than that. i don’t ask about theirs cus i have my life that interests me more than anyone else. i kinda like seeing them surprised about learning a fact about me. the best things in life are really to be kept in private not exactly hidden cus u can’t. a professor told me i looked blooming when the last time she saw me was when she was comforting me cus i was suicidal. when u r in love it just naturally shows.
most recent anon ask is so me, i literally put my hand up to my friends once and went "guys, foursaints posted" and they waited until id looked over, liked and reblogged your post before they continued talking 😭
yeah your thing is 100% time loops. whenever i reblog timeloop posts i imagine im like one of those ppl in the park sprinkling a specific birdseed mix to attract a specific type of bird. feast ye upon the eternally tormented sunflower seed
I am shoveling all of the sunflower seeds violently into my mouth but I shoot the shells at people