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thelostmoongazer · 1 year

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yeah he's baby girl or whatever

#fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #simon petrikov #winter king #winterkov #/ suggestive #yeah dont even look or breathe in my direction #I think i might lean back into posting more suggestive stuff again #nothing super debaucherous but yknow #also i like drawing wk a little bit aged despite him altering his appearance however he likes yknow #give him a tasteful aging and nice graceful wrinkles <3 #moon art #simon x winter king #selfcest #simoncest #i look at those tags and i admitedly hate them fbdhjvfbh but someone asked me to tag it #ive never liked the ''selfcest'' tag cuz it has connotations i dont particularly agree #but if its for the sake of tagging appropriately ill do it whatever

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columboscreens · 9 months

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#columbo #season 3 #candidate for crime #half convinced they came up with that line first and then built the entire episode around it. it's that good #this ending is max cringe not because it's bad but because this happens with 50 people waiting outside. the sheer secondhand embarrassment #youre a few breaths away from being a california senator and you are publicly fucking owned by a wrinkled dwarf with sleep crust in his eye

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bishicat · 4 months

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fever-fueled scene studies from the ✨kenobi show✨

#i never want to draw vader's helmet again oml #im struggling to breath rn and my temp is ~38C but you cant stop me from drawing the boys!#i love wrinkled up sun damaged obi #scene redraw #kenobi show #obi wan kenobi #ben kenobi #obi wan fanart #darth vader #anakin skywalker #darth vader fanart #anakin fanart #star wars #star wars fanart #sw fanart #sketch dump #digital art #my art #bishiart

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reineydraws · 6 months

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Saw your Mishanks bodyswap art! Very cute and fun! (Mihawk with a genuine smile on his face so so fun)

I imagine Shanks whould have trouble fighting in Mihawk's body at first since it's been years since he's had two arms

yes absolutely, i imagine that too! conversely, i think mihawk would have a little bit of trouble adjusting his balance and reach with a body missing one arm, as well. it's interesting to think about how they both would be forced to change their fighting style, and whether or not they would exchange swords.

mihawk's been seen using yoru with just one hand so he could probably pull it off with shanks's body. also interesting to think about shanks tripping up on having two arms until he naturally slips into his old fighting style again--or would he? because there's also the question of muscle memory, right? would mihawk's body automatically do things that shanks isn't predisposed to doing, and vice versa?

the other thing i find intriguing about body swapping in one piece is the question of whether or not your haki powers would switch as well. they say haki is spiritual presence, so presumably your haki switches if your spirits switch, but if it's the kind of spirit that's tethered to the presence of the body? then consider mihawk having the strongest conqueror's haki out on the blues, or shanks being able to use observation haki at mihawk's level, practically being able to predict the future--or mihawk, able to counter with shanks's haki-kill technique. food for thought!

#rei replies #one piece #mishanks body swap au #mishanks #akataka #dracule mihawk #shanks #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #re: the genuine smiling #i also like to think shanks in mihawk's body would have this moment where he realizes his cheeks ache from all the smiling he's doing lol #bc mihawk's facial muscles arent used to doing it #and when they switch back shanks teases mihawk about it ('you exercise so many of your muscles hawky but your cheeks? they're weak!')#and he manages to get a smile out of mihawk that's mihawk's version of a genuine smile and it's softer and less wide but it's honest #and oh shanks is soooooo in love with him hahaha #BY THE WAY ALSO I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS OMG but in this body-swapped au mihawk-as-shanks would 100% shave for shanks #like hell is he gonna let shanks grow *stubble* on *his* face. dracule mihawk with STUBBLE? banish the thought!!!!!!#but shanks doesnt do it up to his standards so there's totally a scene where mihawk and shanks are body swapped in the bathroom #and mihawk is standing too close and shaving his lil pointy sideburns and mustache onto shanks's face #and shanks is having a crisis because that's his own face breathing too close and waaaay to intimately but that look of concentration #is ALL mihawk. shanks can practically his eyes--so familiar from the mirror and wrinkled with laugh lines--glow yellow with how #much mihawk looks like himself right now even in shanks's body.#it's all very strange. shanks has been attracted to mihawk for a long time but it's just blatantly unfair that the first time in YEARS #theyre this close again and it's shanks's own body that he has to look at. on the upside he supposes all he needs to do to ogle #mihawk is to look down. pros and cons pros and cons.#(mihawk isnt having a crisis. mihawk is annoyed that hia beard is easier to do in first person it is to do in the third person.#surely not having to do it reflected in a mirror should be easier and yet for some reason everything feels off! ugh.)#i digress

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mishkakagehishka · 8 months

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"We're old moms, we can't wait to stop breastfeeding so we can get [very excited, shrill even] botooooox!!!"

We are never making it out of the patriarchy.

#every time i open instagram i see videos promoting botox for the moment you turn 20 and face lifts and plastic surgery #and skincare regimens that are not care at all but just fifty products to torture your skin (and spend money!!)#the ties between the patriarchy and capitalism that support one another are terrifying.#but not even that . i feel like i'm going insane #how did we in this day and age normalise so much of this shit #what happened to feminism... why am i seeing a man who works as a plastic surgeon #talking about ''when a client walks in and i know EXACTLY what she needs to change so i am able to get her to #sign up for four more procedures asides from the one she came here for ^_^'' i'm going to kill you.#beat you with rocks. do you guys know botox is a bacteria? do you guys know about botulism?#you throw away a can of food because it's slightly dented so you don't die from botulism #but you inject it straight into your forehead because someone told you signs you #lived a long life full of expressing your emotions guilt-free was what made you ugly #the way i see influencers who will call themselves feminists talk about those wrinkle-free straws... don't sleep on your side #don't breathe wrong don't crease your eyebrows don't smile don't cry don't drink from straws #you're all fucking insane. and wrinkles are caused by your skin losing elasticity. you will STILL have wrinkles #if you live long enough that is (<- can you see why it's a blessing?)

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the-busy-ghost · 5 days

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Me normally: Let people love what they love

Me, after a Test Match Special commentator expresses their belief that the new All Creatures Great and Small is somehow "better" than the 1978 version: This is pure insanity and TMS can no longer be trusted on anything, how can they even be trusted to know about cricket, do they have no TASTE

#Look it's fine that this show exists and people will watch it and like it and that's ok maybe it's just not for me #But that was like a statement purely designed to piss me off #There were lots of issues with the 1978 adaptation! I still vastly preferred the books any day!#And I actually initially had high hopes for the new one because they at least cast a Scot (albeit a Highlander not a Clydesider) as James #And the actors at least looked a little bit younger than Christopher Timothy and Robert Hardy #And thank god Helen actually sounds like she's a farmer's daughter and doesn't speak RP!#But from the half hour I've seen of it I've had to write off this new adaptation #For two major reasons #First of all there's Siegfried #Siegfried is one of the key central aspects of the vibe of the books and therefore key to any adaptation #Robert Hardy was too short and too old for the part but he lived and breathed the character #The twinkle in the eye bouncing off the walls and in and out of rooms followed by half a dozen dogs utterly full of life even when angry #But this new Siegfried is just sort of... Eeyore-esque; he comes into a room and you can see the flowers droop and the set turn grey #Siegfried was angry Siegfried was happy and the historical character he was based on was no stranger to melancholy #Since Donald Sinclair did commit suicide or rather self-euthanasia after Alf Wight and his own wife Audrey died #But this slow grumbly figure in the new adaptation is not Siegfried Farnon- the book character didn't grumble more often he exploded #And why did the adaptation give him a dead wife that's so weird? What could that possibly add to the source material?#And this brings me onto my second problem which is to do with women and age #Firstly I have no idea why they aged down Mrs Hall or at least made her look younger than a woman her age would have back then #But what really drove me mad was when Heriot goes out to see some old woman hill farmer in the episode I saw #And this woman is far too clean and young-looking and you can see that she's wearing 'natural' look make-up #And a perfect set of clothes that looked like they were straight out of the House of Bruar autumn collection catalogue #Say what you like about the 1978 adaptation but old women looked like old women regardless of whether or not they wore make-up #It may be that the better quality of television screens means that the 'natural look' shows up on screen more clearly than it would have #But natural look make-up was not really a thing in the 1930s and for old women Yorkshire hill farmers I doubt they'd have much on at all #They just don't seem to be capable of allowing people to look old and wrinkled and real or have bad teeth or unattractive clothes #And everything is far too tidy- everybody looks far too perfectly country and quaint #Anyway the moral of this story is of course that I always recommend reading the books because they're much better #than any tv adaptation; but if forced to choose at least the 1970s one felt real and yet didn't have to be grim either #Ok that's my rant over please do feel free to enjoy the show I just got annoyed because the opinion was expressed on TMS

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raddestrose · 2 months

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I think it’s funny that just HEARING Wei Wuxian and Lan Wanji sends Jiang Cheng into a fit of rage

#he started twitching #bro calm down please #you’ll start to wrinkle and go gray from anger #you’ll get high blood pressure or pop a blood vessel #chill my guy #take a deep breath or something #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #lan wanji #grand master of demonic cultivation #mdzs

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abeehiltz1159 · 2 months

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Link doodle from Sunday :P

#genuinely love this piece tho lol #I haven’t been too good at cloth and folds and wrinkles so im proud of the fact that it actually looks good ✨#link botw #botw #breath of the wild #legend of zelda #botw art #abeehiltz1159 art #I know I forgot the arm wrap thingies shhhh

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generaltulip · 11 months

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Excuse me while I rant a smidge

It drives me a little crazy to see all the debate on why Gortash is called younger and see people labeling him as 50 and calling Larian and the narrator liars and that you’ve been catfished and yadda yadda ya… and just like… you guys… come on.

I have wrinkles and bags under my eyes and I’m 28. If you wanna headcanon him as older, fine, whatever, but please don’t act like that’s canon because he has fuckin’ wrinkles! If I had to guess I would say he’s 35 to maybe late 30’s? And guess what! That’s younger! People don’t have to have baby smooth skin and be in their 20’s to be considered younger or attractive.

#enver gortash #bg3 #and don’t get me started on the comments about his features #I gotta take some deep breaths #wooooosa #glad he doesn’t look like a generic ken doll #give me unconventionally attractive characters #I’ll keep them safe #and covered in wrinkles and imperfections #because that’s what makes them unique and beautiful #mini rant

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fraternum-momentum · 11 months

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people cant cosplay adam sandler that they're called minor 💀 (tbh adam sandler actually is a way to tell that you are not a minor lol)

let me cosplay middle-aged white men in peace, it's not my fucking fault i look like this wtf 😭😭 im a bit chubby so my cheeks are full and im short and im not 'well endowed' i get it ok😭😭😭😭😭

#in 50 years time anon is gonna look like a raisin while i bask in my youthful glow #i recommend using a retinol to avoid wrinkles also applying sunscreen every 2 hours during the day is very important #the cycle should go exfoliate then moisturize the next night then use retinol the night after #also dont use too much products and let ur skin breath #franswers

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vodka-and-ocs · 1 month

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older will (WIP)

#i want to draw but it's like 29°C/84°F in my appartment so even breathing and existing is exhausting #i still prefer the one i drew of them a long time ago....... i like how they looked actually a bit older. and also their porcupine haircut #this just doesn't have the vibe #they're supposed to be in their early 40s here #my main problem is they have such deep eyebags it doesn't look any different with the wrinkles #my art

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suspendedinbush · 2 years

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the way some people talk... hmm righhht yeah so clearly even trying to picture sirius with body hair would give you a brain aneurysm huh

#god forbid a beard…#you know he can’t stay smooth and boyish and delicate forever right??#everyone is going to age and get hairier & grislier & gain weight & get wrinkles (like literally everyone)#slightly concerned about how you'd cope with your own ageing body if your fav is only your fav when he looks eternally 16 :-/#(and acts like it too but let's not go there)#anyway apologies for the hater moment but it could actually be so much worse considering how insane the characterisation i stumbled on was #just have to cover my eyes and repeat the mantra: it’s not the same S we're just not talking about the same guy #some people are going to live out their own wattpad romance fantasies through r/s [deep breath] and that is okay.#alright i'll stop there.#s

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taatdragun · 1 year

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bruh im so sick rn, but all of this strike stuff has given me so much energy

also like biden visiting the autoworkers picket line is huge and in his speech using "we" when talking about labor

#i don't really like the old wrinkled grape #but like huge huge props to him for that #this is probably meant to directly counter rumors about tr*mp visiting the factories (the non union ones mind you)#but honestly it's a breath of fresh air #ignore the ramblings of a sick me #im just really excited

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surpriserose · 1 year

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I had to rage annotate the edgy slam poetry

#Listen my poetry skills are rusty like most pf my writing analysis skills but like this sucks right?#Like i know almost rhymes are a thing but this shit does not seem intentional so its just kind of nothing and its not like its doing almost #Rhymes to unseat the reader or like idk not to go game of thrones mode but subvert the readers expectations #And its slam poetry so it doesnt need to but still theyre there #And theres the alliteration of sounds for one line and thats it!!!!!!! You arent doing anything fun or interesting with it!!!!#Also how do puddles fly and sheets wither like puddles are known for being...on the ground and sheets are like?????? Girl living things #Wither not sheets like say wrinkled but oh sorry i forgot thats not edgy enough mr puts guts berserks backstory in my slam poetry #Also like i know the sheets are red because ooohh blood colored thats spooky but that doesnt add anything that doesnt make an 'immaculate #Room' less immaculate it just makes it red #Also the break there is the page transition since im reading a digital copy but it might as well be in the texts for how poorly this all #Connects #Like why are you talking about rooms and death and being like oh i cant breathe like??? Even with death youre not describing smell shit #Youre only describing the visuals !!!#The rest of it is just so edgy it turns into pudding for how little substance it has!!!!!!!#Also sorry the it controls line still makes no sense to me like position is the noun right beforehand so its the antecedent or whatever the #Word is but it makes no sense like yeah i guess it does like the position/environment youre in controls your reactions to it but idk its #Just clunky and edgy and stupid #colleen hoover #Hater hours #Sorry for accidentally getting so mad i do poetry analysis but well coho has that effect on me i guess

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quiveringdeer · 2 years

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No but fr, we've never seen Porco with his hair not slicked back and it's driving me nuts! 😶

frfr like lemme see him lookin soft and maybe even a bit frumpy, in his book, give it to me!!!

I forget who, cause obviously my memory sucks balls, but someone in fandom has drawn PoPo with his hair down. Can someone tag them for them to add?

#honestly i think it's an artist i follow too 🥲🥲🥲#im so embarrassed #porco galliard #answered asks #nonnie #also anyone watched A Different World #this had me thinkin of pock being like whitley after she marries dwayne #how she wakes up hella early to brush her teeth #fluff her hair and wash her face so when dwayne wakes up he just thinks she wakes up everymorning #with breath like strawberries and flawless #and the idea of pock being that self conscious about his pretty boy ™️ image #is so damn hilarious to me #he gets up early to slick back his hair a bit before his partner wakes up #like pock we've literally showered together #and your hair gets messy when we fuck #and he's just like 😐😐😐 i dont know what youre talkin about #but you know he has an extensive skin care routine #cause no way he's always scowlin like that with no wrinkles without one! lmao #aot meta #nat talks aot

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bitterlyromantic · 2 years

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okay okay. whenever macden sleeps next together they always face each other & stare.

#me thinking this like 5 hours ago @ work & trying not to make a desperate noise #even when it's dark they do it. before turning away or falling asleep.#also much later i'm trying to figure out how to phrase it / put it into words (very hard)#macdennis #iasip #there's no big emotions. just eyes on one another's face :-(#no touching just looking at eyes lips nose mouth cheeks hair eyelashes eyebrows wrinkles grey hairs zits & all #they forget to turn out the lights a few times because they just fall asleep like that sometimes #brb gonna yearn in the bathtub #OH: no words. just eyes! it's quiet aside from breathing & outside buzz & stuff

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