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*not strictly a "how do you imagine you'd die" question. Can be also read as "how do you wish to die". Just know that in this 1845 expedition you WILL die, so choose wisely.

**In this order: Limewater, Syrup of Squills (a sliced herb set in tannin solution), Peruvian Wine of Coca (an admixture of wine and cocaine), Solutions of Hartshorn (a Medicine made from ground-up antlers of red deer which stinks strongly of ammonia), Solution of Camphor, Tincture of Lobelia (a solution of Indian tobacco that was almost pure nicotine)

*** lead poisoning

#francis crozier #james fitzjames #cornelius hickey #henry goodsir #george hodgson #john irving #edward little #solomon tozer #silna's dad #david young my beloved victorian orphan #stephen stanley #thomas blanky #tuunbaq #billy gibosn #sir john franklin #book!goodsir probably: if this medicine doesn't work i'll just give you another nd another and another #a lot of asterics but the poll option's characters is limited #but also is funnier like this #poll #thomas armitage #charles des voeux #listen i know someone will be like i want to go like goodsir or fitzjames but no i remember they existed but this poll isn't for it #i still could have put i drink poison to kill the cannibal that will eat me like yes it's funny #but i just think those options are a little too real for this #this is a meme this is a joke and we don't drink things that could make our tummy go brrr >:(#we do not kos even in the arctic #we let the arctic ki LL us #the terror #the terror amc

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