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[quaalussy]

ur body CRAVES beer on an empty stomach it needs it

[fruitless-vain]

The most appropriate response to what’s happened is very obviously to find a clearance steak for Jack and cook it for dinner with some to add to the dogs’ and cat’s meals. Buy a JUMBO bag of sunflower seeds to spoil the birds. Get myself a slurpee, a big box of freezies and Jack a case of beer. Then just sit in the house, play a good game, and occasionally go “AND ANOTHER THING” in a bitch fest circle

[badscientist]

lunch.

[boatemboys]

i forgot like most of what i boguht but rate the snack haul EDITED I FORGOT MY PASTA

[delicatecentipede]

im so good at art

[roffitoucan]

What if I told you...I had tons of fucking oc and sgt frog doodles I did while I was doodling with my bestie

so why not post all of em here HEHEHEE

Me n @viomello were doodling our ocs and tons of lore so its a bit scattered with different emotions BJDJJDND

[barbiecarlo]

seventeen hat tricks is insane

[big-low-t]

My Hot Date With A Bot

(Secondary Title: Where is my Pasta?)

I was bored out of my mind when a spam bot @4julia messaged me. This is the conversation we had. I love her long time. My words are in blue. If you are bored out of your skull have a read.

Hello Tim !!

Who are you and where did my pasta go?

Sorry, you got me misunderstanding what you trying to say.

Where is my macaroni and cheese? Who sent you?

Lol ?. Did you make an order?

Charges fee?

Or should I say delivery fee??

No, the bowl was sitting right beside me. I see a bunch of cleavage pictures on your tumblr page and then the bowl of macaroni was gone. Is the bowl stuck in between your breasts?

You got me there handsome. That some hard lines you used though.

Look, I'm hungry, I just want my macaroni and cheese back.

If you don't have my macaroni then why are you here? What do you want from me?

Good friends. Like close friends. Are you not good with this?

Good friends don't usually start out by stealing someone's pasta. What will you do to prove you are sorry and really a friend?

I knew it.

Why would I steal your pasta very strange you know?

Maybe you were hungry

Funny you. For the record, I never did anything like that before ok.

So this is the first time you stole a bowl of pasta? Maybe I should be honored that you chose me.

The pleasure is all mine handsome.

You keep calling me handsome and I might make you some more pasta. You make me blush.

If you don't I would love to know you well as a friend if you are good with this though.

I make a pretty good mac and cheese, I'm not going to lie. Everything else I do is a failure. But hey, I've always got my pasta, and this special night with you!

Smile. That's sweet of you though I can't wait to have that with you though.

Do you mind for me to know you more as a friend?

Well, I have to tell you that I snort loudly sometimes when I get excited. I sound a bit like pigs mating. Is that OK?

You are funny ? handsome. That's cool though don't have an issue with that.

Where are you from?

I live in Nigeria

Nigeria? Is that Africa?

Not heard a country name like that.

Yes! I love it here. I got to see an elephant one time. Where are you from babydollcleavagegirl?

Can elaborate more for me

San Francisco

Can I get a picture of you?

Is that in the United States of America? I hear they have a lot of guns and fake boobs.

Yeah. But not everyone

So tell me more about where you from

Do they say "howdy" a lot there? And do you have a gun?

And also try sending me a picture of yours.

This is a picture of me

Yes of course.

Why are you saying you are from Nigeria alaye Then?

Because my parents moved here when I was just a little handsome boy

And where are you now?

Still here

Nigeria?

Yes

What is the country like then

Where in Nigeria do you stay?

Alaye are you there?

It is a pretty country. Lots of wildlife places, some pretty waterfalls. I kissed a girl beside a waterfall. She was cute

She never took my pasta either

I live in Lagos, a city on the south coast of Nigeria

So what city are you in?

Where precisely?

What do you do for a living?

I'm not going to tell you exactly... you might come and take more of my pasta!

Can you send me a selfie of you at this moment?

I can not, I am in my pajamas now.

Just checked the time on Google it's kinda late and yet you're still up??

When you live a life like mine, time means nothing.

Just a selfie not all your body.

So what kind of life is that?

Are you trying to see my special tool? I don't show people that!

What kind of life are you living?

You don't really have an American accent. Are you sure you are in San Francrisco?

What do you do for all the living?

I make and sell pasta.

Why do I have the feeling that am talking to a dark dude?

A what?

Where is your shop located?

We all have a dark side, babydollsweety

I bet you do, too

A dark dude. Using someone else picture?

So you steal my macaroni and now you don't trust me?????

Please I did not.

I can't believe our friendship is on the rocks already. I had feelings for you. Your cleavage picture so hot.

I just have these feelings. Cause I heard the economy is very bad down there

I had feelings too, and you stomped all over them, stole my pasta and now you just broke my heart. I have tears now. Very many.

I also have feelings for you. I just felt you not being honest with me at all.

Please I did not take your pasta.

I wanted to fly to San Francoamerica and make sweet love to you on that big bridge

Then prove me wrong then.

We can still make that come through.

I'm going to go cry now, I feel we have drifted apart lately. Good luck finding a better man than me. It won't be too hard.

Just prove to me you are real that is all I am asking from you.

I won't let you see my cry. I must now say goodbye

You just don't understand me.

I'll never forget the time we shared and how you stole my pasta

Take care baby doll sweet cake love muffin

You taking this the wrong way.

Please leave me, I am sad now

You deserve better

Please stop with this pasta

It's just a question

Why are you making be like it's a big deal?

I must go bye now. Be careful out there. I hear there are a lot of people that will try to scam you out of your money.

You are not just getting what have been trying to tell you.

And you are not getting anymore of my pasta! Go away please, I am now extra sad.

🤦‍♀️

[tokyorandomengrishshirts]

I’m good at pasta!

[sparky-is-spiders]

When I first finished my Amaldyne ref I started on an image of her breathing dragonfire but never finished it. Until now! Here she is my beautiful baby girl setting things on fire. Idk how I feel about the shading but I'm kinda proud about how revenant!Amaldyne looks. (Also if you're wondering why her neck is Like That it's because maintaining your form as a big hungry goop puddle is especially hard when you're also angy). This was mostly just to see how dragonfire looks when I try blending it a bit (which I don't do on the refs to make it more clear which colors go where) but I might mess around with it in the future, idk.

Anyway some Lizard Lore(TM): dragonfire is a very unique substance. Impossible to replicate (at least under current magical science), dragonfire can and will destroy everything it touches save for the dragon who breathes it. All dragons have at least a few sparks (even if all they ever manage to do is cough up smoke and embers), but a vast majority only have enough to breathe out a single stream for a few minutes, after which they'll need to stop and recover. Amaldyne is probably about average when it comes to dragonfire (although nothing about my universe is set in stone yet sooooo). Dragonfire can come in any color except blue (although there are a handful of old, scattered scraps of legend about a powerful sky dragon with bright cyan flames). It also sometimes feels more like a dragon's element rather than regular fire (although most who get hit by it are generally too distracted by the feeling of being burned by magic fire to describe the experience afterwards). Amaldyne, as a poison dragon, has fire that feels like getting doused in acid (complete with an odd, slimy sensation that lingers for awhile after). It's pretty common and there really isn't any particular significance to it. Just an odd quirk of dragon magic. Also, if a dragon's fire is somehow extinguished (methods to do so are currently unknown) or stolen (incredibly difficult but also quite possible, if you know a few tricks), it WILL kill them. A dragon won't survive without their dragonfire, not even for a moment.

[xlugger]

Dumb question. If ur roomate asks if u want a back massage and then he keeps feeling up ur breasts is that harassment or just a Man Moment

[tennisarchives]

i had JUST put on uso and my mom took one look at jannik and went “hey do you want to order from [fave italian restaurant] tomorrow”

[aropride]

im goingnto have a breakdown in this nearly empty dining hall

[badscientist]

i like french fried onions in stuff so much it takes crunchy onion texture (bad) and replaces it with crunchy onion texture (good)

[annoyangle]

Ohhh, have fun in Your take over!! Enjoy deleting and creating as many pasta shapes as you Want!

And thank You :) I think I'll stick around a While longer, this corner of the multiverse is so interesting! A lot more chaotic then the corner I'm from!! - PS!

SURE NO PROBLEM! HELP YOURSELF TO SOME DIP. IT WAS JUST KILLED YESTERDAY!

ACTUALLY IT WAS JUST ONE OF MY LAWYERS YESTERDAY, BUT, DON'T WORRY, HE'S FINE. HE'S AN INFINITELY REGENERATING CRAB GUY. SO WE END UP EATING THE SPARES. IT'S CRAB NIGHT EVERY NIGHT AT THE HEXAGONY!

AND OF COURSE, PASTA GOES GREAT WITH CRAB! WHAT DO YOU THINK, A LIGHT CREAM SAUCE WITH CRAB? AND SOME LINGUINE?