#aaj ka din

[jeevanjali]

Aaj ki Tithi 12 June 2024: जानिए क्या है आज की तिथि, त्योहार, वार और नक्षत्रAaj ki Tithi 12 June 2024: हिंदू पंचांग के अनुसार आज की तिथि जानिए। यहां दी गई तिथि भारत की राजधानी दिल्ली के समय के अनुसार है। दिन के कई समयों और अन्य जगहों पर यह तिथि भिन्न भी हो सकती है।

[desifleabag]

[shortansweet]

Good morning i LOVE the clearance sale that comes up on big brands of shoes every December

[pranilmaurya]

Yaar pyar to cringe hi hona chahye…….

Agar ek insan dusre insan ke saamne bacha hi na ban paye to dusra insan uski care kaise karega. Aur agr usne aaj care nahi ki to iski kya guarantee wo future me care kare. Isliye pyar cringe hona jaruri hai, dusro ko na sahi par khud ko acha lagna jaruri hai. Khud se sirf nahi dusro se pyar karna jaruri hai. Kueki pyar ko cringe hona jaruri hai.

[chaandkideewani]

yaar yeh vrat mein hi sab khaane ki ichha kyu karti hai 😭

[vellhighbandi]

Pfp so pretty!!!

Sieudbchufis HEHE thori thori photography to Maine bhi Sikh hi li

[wojosubahjaldinahiuthti]

abhinav sharma (if you dont know who that is, thappad lagalo apne muh pe ek) called me pretty

ab mujhe nahi farak padta kaun mujhe kya bole

usne pretty boldiya, toh bas final hai

[jannetranews]

Aaj ka Rashifal 2024: आज का राशिफल: 25 सितंबर, बुधवार

Aaj ka Rashifal 2024 : चंद्रमा मिथुन राशि में स्थित है, बुध ग्रह कन्या राशि में विराजमान हैं। भद्र राजयोग, वरीयान योग और आद्रा नक्षत्र का प्रभाव बना रहेगा।इसके अलावा, आज मातृ नवमी का श्राद्ध भी किया जाएगा, जो माताओं के प्रति सम्मान और श्रद्धा का दिन है। *मेष राशि (21 मार्च – 19 अप्रैल)* – आज आपको नए अवसर मिल सकते हैं। – कारोबार में सफलता मिलेगी। – स्वास्थ्य का ध्यान रखें। *वृष राशि (20 अप्रैल –…

[dulgha]

What is Google, why is Google, what is Google for, what does Google do, what is the benefit to us from Google, what can Google do for us,

गूगल क्या है, गूगल क्यों है, गूगल किस लिए है, गूगल क्या काम करता है, गूगल से हमें क्याWhat is Google, why is Google, what is Google for, what does Google do, what is the benefit to us from Google, what can Google do for us,What is Google, why is Google, what is Google for, what does Google do, what is the benefit to us from Google, what can Google do for us, हमें गूगल ही क्यों चलाना चाहिए, गूगल…

[jeevanjali]

Aaj ki Tithi 07 June 2024: जानिए क्या है आज की तिथि, त्योहार, वार और नक्षत्रAaj ki Tithi 07 June 2024: हिंदू पंचांग के अनुसार आज की तिथि जानिए। यहां दी गई तिथि भारत की राजधानी दिल्ली के समय के अनुसार है। दिन के कई समयों और अन्य जगहों पर यह तिथि भिन्न भी हो सकती है।

[merimaan]

Jhoot Se To Hamari Rozi Rotti Chalti He#engineermuhammadalimirza #Mari P...

[mehreenkhan]

Kitab Sada Rahegi Kab Tak, Kabhi To Aghaz-e-Baab Hoga

Jinhon Ne Basti Ujaar Dali, Kabhi To Unka Hisab Hoga

Seher Ki khushiyan Manane Walo, Seher k Tewar Bata Rahe Hain

Abhi to Itni Ghutan Barhegi, Ke Sans Lena Azaab Hoga

Wo din gaya jab ke har sitam ko, ada-e-mehbub samajh k chup the

Uthe Gi Hum Per Jo Eent Koi, To Pathar Uska Jawab Hoga

Sukoon-e-Sehra Me Basne Walo, Zara Ruton ka Mizaj Samjho

Jo Aaj Ka Din Sukoon Se Guzra, To kal Ka Mousam Kharab Ho ga

-Murtaza Birlas

[shortansweet]

Bestie called and went are u free and I'm like me just Ghar pahochi *sees the time* *screams* DAS BAJ GAYE her screaming "WHAT" and then i check my phone and go no it's only 8 and she's like "MUJE HEARTATTACK KYU DIA"

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Dancing On Your Heartstrings

Chapter 1

Ranveer POV

"Ranveer Kashyap. Sweet name, by the way."

Ranveer turned to face the boy －the eternally exhausting, exasperating boy－ and said, "Hindi bol le, angrez ki aulad."

Raghav put down his coke and feigned hurt, placing a hand above his heart. "Aap mujhe aisa kaise keh sakte hain?" he said in a dramatically British accent. 

For the nth time that day, Ranveer sighed. Why did he ever think this could work out? No- Why did the principal think this could work out. He and Raghav could never work together. The boy was simply too… draining. He was a goddamned vampire dressed in neon jackets that sucked your life force out of you. Two days with him and Ranveer was already thinking of getting a prescription of migraine meds. 

"The competition is in two weeks, Raghav. And we haven't even choreographed yet!" 

Raghav, however, didn't seem the slightest bit pressed. "So? We can choreograph in two days, practice for ten days, rehearse on the last two days. Easy."

Ranveer wanted to grab him by the neck and shove his face into chullu bhar paani. "Easy? Easy!? Easy hogi meri chappal. Tu do minute cooperate to kar. Main akela thodi kar lunga ham dono ka dance choreograph?"

"Arey bas, yaar. Chill kar na thoda. See, main kathak se related kuch choreograph karta hu, tu hip hop jaisa kuch dhundh. Dono ke genres intermix to karke kuch dynamic banate hai."

"Dynamic to apna ban jayega. Pata bhi hai BCPA ki team ne kab ki preparations shuru kar di? Aur tune aaj ka pura din waste karwa diya. Na kuch kiya na karne diya," Ranveer grumbled, shoving his feet into his shoes. He shouldered his bag and walked out of the practice room. After waiting for a while, he noticed Raghav was still in the room. "Chaliye, maharaj. Mujhe is room ko lock karke warden ko keys bhi deni hai."

Raghav was rooted in his place. This guy was just one weird thing after another. His coffee-brown curls really looked like a bird's nest after a whole another day of goofing around and doing no real practice. His face had a thoughtful expression, eyes squinting, gazing into the distance. "Oye!" Ranveer called out to him. Then, he seemed to come back to his senses. 

For some reason, there was a slight tint of redness on his cheeks. Perhaps from exhaustion. Maybe being stupid did make you tired, Ranveer had thought idiots never ran out of energy. 

"Listen," Raghav called out. Ranveer quirked up an eyebrow. "You want to practise right? Come to my house. I don't have any siblings, to koi pareshan bhi nahi karega. We can look up dance moves and choreograph together."

Ranveer wanted to refuse, but when he actually considered it, it wasn't that bad of an idea. Begrudgingly, he replied, "Okay."

Raghav flashed him a grin, showing his pretty teeth that Ranveer was always so tempted to break. 

Once again, Ranveer sighed. "Ab maharaj baahar aayenge ya aapke liye paalki bulai jaae?"

• • • 

It was five pm when the bell to the patil household rang.

"Aati hu!" chimed in a woman's voice from inside the house. Not long after, the door opened. 

It was Mrs Patil, Raghav's mother, probably. She looked at him, head to toe, from his sleek black hair, to the slight stubble on the dark skin of his face. Shit, should he have shaved? Was she judging him? He was already going mad overthinking. But then Mrs Patil tilted her head and asked, "Ranveer?" 

Oh, she has never seen me before. That's why. Ranveer smiled and nodded, earning a warm smile from Mrs Patil too. She had benevolent-looking eyes and deep dimples. So that's where Raghav got them from. Ranveer had always thought he got them from his father, since he looked so much like the man. 

"Arey, andar aao na, beta. Raghav told me you would come today. Do you want chai?"

Ranveer took the corner seat of the sofa and looked around. Mrs Patil hadn't waited for his answer and was already pouring a cup of chai for him. "Thank you," he said and took the cup she handed him.

"If you need anything, I'll be in the kitchen, beta. Raghav bhi aata hi hoga."

With that, she disappeared into the kitchen. Ranveer sipped on his chai and cursed himself for not asking her for her name. Now he'll have to be stuck calling her "Mrs Patil" or "Aunty".

Thought the word aunty wouldn't suit her. Despite her age, she had the sort of radiance in her that many women seemed to lack. Until now, Ranveer couldn't place a name on it, but now he realised that he had seen the same untiring energy in Raghav. He had only met Raghav's father, because he also taught at their college. So he had connected all the dots about him to his father and filled in the blank spaces, the things he didn't know about them, with his imagination. 

It had been easy, both him and his father were equally energetic. Though the teacher knew how to keep a class in check, and Raghav didn't even know how to keep himself in check.

But now he realised, Raghav was much more like his mother than his father. In only a few seconds, his mother had made Ranveer recall Raghav so many times you'd think he was in love with him, thinking of him every few seconds and all.

Ranveer pushed the intrusive thought out of his mind. Phew, his mind could be a weird place. Especially when he was drinking chai with this much masala. He was pretty sure he was tasting mulethi, and he'd never had mulethi in chai before. Weird, weird family and their weird, weird chai habits. 

He was finished with his cup when the door sprung open. Raghav, who didn't even have the common sense of not calling someone to his home when he's not even at home himself, grinned at him and threw his bag beside him. "I'll go wash my face. You can wait for me in my room."

Ranveer went to put his cup in the kitchen sink, but he couldn't stop the heat in his cheeks from seeing the grin on Raghav's face. One look at him and Ranveer's own brain betrayed him, replaying that same intrusive thought for some reason. 

Weird. 

[tufaansthings]

sania ki ammi ki mazhabi chudai ki kahani

Sabhi readers ko mera salam me yeh ek real story batane jaa raha hu jo hamare  saath beeti hai baat tab ki hai jab me 10 class me tha us waqt meri age 15 to 16 thi mom ki age 33 hogi 38 ke boobs e paak gol matol  kamar 34 ki bilkul patli or gaand/ chutad ka kehna hi kya ubhri hui gol tight bilkul 40  kisi bhi mard ko dekh kar bas chodne ka man karega to jab mere 10th ke exams shuru hue mere abu ek job karte the kam hi ghar aate dubai me the unki age 46 thi ptle the to baat tab ki hai jab me school gayi thi us waqt trend facebool social media tha mene apni sabhi saheliyo se milkar ids banayi or ese hi baat cheet hone lagi tabhi mene meri ammi se sab bataya facebook or social media ke baare me ammi asal bht udas hoti thi abu se baat na hone par or ammi bht zyada mazhabi hai 5 waqt namaz hadis yeh sab me hi hoti thi kuch din baad ammi kuch badli badli si lagne lagi pata nhi kya hua tha par me khush thi achanak mene esa kuch dekha jise dekh kar meri halaq sukh gaya mene dekha ki ammi ki id me sab boys hai jo saare hindu hai tab mene ammi ke phone lekar dekha to usme bht si gandi baate likhi thi  or ammi nangi quran pakad kar pic le kar bhej rahi hai yallah use dekh kar mera sar chakra gaya mene khud se sawal kiya kya hogaya hai ammi to ek deen daar khatoon hai or mene dekha kai hindu maŕd ammi se dosti kar chuke the or ammi badh chad kar reply deti thi ek din mene dekha ki ammi kuch ajeeb se orange colour ke dupatte me thi jab me school se ghar aayi mujhe shak hone laga to me samaj gayi dal me kuch to kala hai mai ab ammi ka phone lene nhi de rahi thi or vo hamesha phone me hi dekh kar muskurati or chat me hi magan rehti beet ja samne aayi jab jummah ke din me jaldi ghar aagayi ghar hamesha khula hota tha aaj band qu hai or aaj to jummah hai mujhe laga ammi namaz padh rahi hai par me bahar wait karne lagi lakin bht der hogaya kuch samaj nhi aaya mene faisla kiya ki  me khud andar jaungi me khidki dèkhne lagi ek kismat se khidki khuli thi me ahista andar chaligayi jese mene ammi ko dekha us haal me mere to chakkar aagaye ammi ek kaale hatte katte aadmi ķe saath janimaaz par bethi thi unke pao ke pass quran thi or vo aadmi ammi ke safed boobs ko masal raha tha or me dang reh gayi lakin khud ko sambhal te hue apne bag rakh kar wapas jaakar dekha vo aadmi chala gaya tha ammi janimaaz par nangi leti thi ammi ki gaand e gumbazi mere muh ke tarf thi me saaf dekh rahi thi ki ammi ki doodh jeso gaand aaj ek laal bandar jesi ban gayi thi or us gaand se ajeeb sa chip chipa paani nikal kar janìmaaz par gir raha tha me samajh nhi paayi  mene ammi ki is harkat ka jayza mukammal lene ke liye socha ki qu na me agle jummah school na jau or yeh kya kar rahi he dekhu lakin 1 hafta mujbe chain nhi mila meri bhi chut us manzar ka maza lene lagi or me kai dafa us manzar ko yaad kar chut me ungli ki hu

Or aakhir jummah ka din aagaya mene plan ke mutabiq school se chutti leli or ghar se bag lekar nikal gayi or mene khidki khuli chordi or me ghoomne firne lagi ese hi kuch der baad me ghar gayi to dekha ghar ka kaam sab ho chuka hai ammi gate me kisi ke intezaar me thi mene yeh bhi dekha ammi burqa phni thi jo bahar jane ke liye hi phñti hai kuch der baad vahi aadmi ghar aaya bag lekar ab ammi use andar bhejdi or kuch der or khadi rahi ese hi bahar or bahar se door lock kaŕ diya ammi ne or bahar chali gayi mene socha yeh kya hai tabhi ammi piche ke door ke raste ghar me dakhil gogayi or me samaj gayi kya mamla hai yeh or me bhi plan mitabiq ghar me khidki se chali gayi mene dekha vo kafir tha ek dum se hatta katta kala or voh ammi ke namaz ki jgha par khada tha or bilkul nanga yallah kya batau uski baazu e napaak ekdum se mote body builder or uska to yallah kalala uncut tha jo ese latak raha tha jese koi kaala sota hua naag ho or uspar se uski kaali chamdi aahh yallah mujhe to dar hi lagne laga

Ammi jese andar aayi azan hone lagi or ab voh kafir ke samne ammi burqe me khadi thi ammi jhat se us kafir ke gale mil gayi jses hi us kafir ne ammi ki gale lagaya ammi ese sehem uthi jese unki yaad me kab se tadpi ho

Ab voh habshi ammi ko kiss karne laga yallah kesa manzar hai ek namazi deendaar ammi jo ek kafir ke saath azan ke waqt lipti hai or uski emaani momina beti apni ammi ko dekh lazzat e paak le rahi hai yallah

Fir us kafir ne ammi ko 20 mint kiss kiya or uske baad jo hua me to dang reh gayi

Ammi jese burqa hatayi ammi ke jism par allah likha hua tha khaas unke emaani boobs e anwar e muqadas par or unki chut ke paak rasta e noorani or chutad e azmati e azadari ke darmiyaan aaahh meri ammi aahh allah

Us kafir ne kaha chal randi wazu karva apne aqa ko keh kar vo kafir janimaz ke samne chote se stool par tange fayla kar beth gaya ammi jhat se uske trishool e napaak par jhapat padi or bulnadi se bislullah allah bullah alshuru keh kar muh me lund e trishool uncut pevast karliya or ese chaatne lagi jese koi bacchi lolipop choosti hai

Apni ammi ko esa karte dekh meri to inteha na rahi mujhe apni ammi ki noorani gaand saaf nazar aane lagi jisse kafir ki haatho me khul masal rahi thi me apni ammi ki islami namazi gaand ko masalta hua dekh azan sun rahi thi aaahhh

Kuch der baad ammi khadi hogayi or musalle par karir let gaya or ammi us kafir ke muh par beth gayi or kaha bislullah or kafir ke muh par apni namazi islami 5 waqt namazi chut e ala islami ko rakh kar apne emaani boobs e paak ko masalne lagi yallah ammi jaan ki islami chut kis kafir ki napaak zubaar se choosrahi yallah ammi jaan ki chut ul al ameen aahh ammi jaan

Esa kuch derbaad ammi kafir ke lund par jhat se gir padhi or uskafir ke muh par chip chipa sa paani laga hua tha jise usne chaat poora peeliya ab

Us kafir ne kaha chal mulli wazu to karli ab namaz ada karle ammi jhat khadi hokar kafir e trishool ko maslne lagi or choosne lagi kuch der baad ammi sajde me chali gayi or kaha kàfir malik ap yaha aajay apki sajdedaar islami ap ki lund e uncut ki bhook se tadap rahi hai malik

Or voh kafir quran par paun laga kar ammi ki fayli hui islami mubarak chutad e sajdedaar ke beech gaya or jaha allah likhata vaha 3 baar thuk kar usne apna napaak lund geela kiya or kaha aaj me ise poora islam sikhaunga

Or ammi ke latakte hue islami emaani nipples bilkul tane hue the or mene dekha ammi ki muh par muskaan thi

Ab ammi ne kaha malik tadpaiye mat mujhe apke trishool se mujhe ibadat karne ka moqa ata karye malik ab raha nhi jata

Yeh sunkar kafir ne ammi ki emaani chut ki darar e chutad par ragadne laga or jhat se ek baar me poora ka poora lund pevast kardiya meri emaani sajdedaar ammi ki islami chut me aaahh allah ammi ke muh se nikala aaahhh allah me margayi aaahhhu malkiyomideeni aaahhhh

Ab kafir be inteha tezi se chodne laga vaha namaz chalu hi yaha ammi ke dhakke chalu hue aahh me apni ammi ko dekhte hue chut sehlane lagi musal sal 20 mint ki chudai tàba tod hui me 5 dafa jhad gayi or ammi janimaaz e muslamme par giri thi mene dekha ki voh kala topa ke gulhabi trishool ab choot gaya ammi ki emaani chut me yallah

Or voh aadmi bahar chalagay

[hi-avathisside]

Trigger Warning: Mental health, indications of suıcıde

Sept aa gaya aur pata bhi nahi chala, aaj teachers day hai aur pichla teacher's day mujhe bakhoobi yaad hai. yaar yeh samay bhi na kitni ajeeb cheez hai jitni upma se upma karu kam hai, kahu ki yeh samay inn ghirte- hatte baadlon ki tarah hai aur inn patton ke girne ki tarah hai aur iss toofan ke jaane ki tarah hai. yeh samay woh pighalti ice-cream ki tarah hai, woh signal badalne ki tarah hai, achaanak aane waali modoslaadhar baarish ki tarah hai aur aasmaan mai. ek indradhanush ki tarah hai toh bhi shayad kam hoga. Yeh saal kaise beeta pata hi nahinchala, yoon bhadrapad aa gaya aur keval kuch mahine hi bache hain yeh saal khatam hone main. yeh samay bhi na bohot kamaal hai. Pichle septmeber mujhe laga tha, ki shayad nahi ho paayega. Yeh zindagi, mujhse nahi ho paayegi, kyonki yaar mushkil hota hai, har din hospital jaana aur phir kaam, kaam aur hospital, lekin humne kiya. September guzra, ek ek din gine the humne ungliyon par zaroor, lekin kab december aa gaya pata hi nahi chala. Naye saal ki kuch zyada khushi nahi thi, bas yahi dua thi ki yeh sal khishiyaan laaye. January, fervary ek aisi hawa ka jhonka laaye jisse hum aaj tak waakif hi nahi the. Aur yeh hawa ka jhonka jis dhara se aaya tha humari zulfe udane ke liye, waise hi chala gaya, shayad kuch bikhri zulfe chhod gaya. Yeh saal guzar toh raha tha, lekin aisa lag raha tha ki hum sthir haim kuch badal nahi raha tha. Jitni bhi koshish kar lo yeh patthar hil hi nahi raha, yeh dhakkan khul hi nahi raha. Phir kya, socha aise rote hue raatein guzaarna thik nahi hai, yoon ghar main band rehna thik nahi hai, kuch toh galat hai. Madad li, shayad kuch behtar hua, shayad nahi. lekin inn sab ke beech, maine bohot yaadein banayi. Woh ek baarish, woh ek sunset, aur na jaane kitne saari hassi joh shayad nahi hoti agar maine zindagi ka haath chhod diya hota. Kuch din aise bhi the jinmein mujhe laga ki isse khush toh main nahi jo sakti, kuch raatein iss kadar thi ki mujhe laga ki mujhse dukhi koi nahi ho sakta. Ho sakta ho ki aapka samay itna achha na chal raha ho, lekin phir bhi, samay kaisa bhi ho, yeh chhoti chhoti khudhiyaan zaroor laata hain. September aa gaya aaj aur pata bhi nahi chala. Shayad, woh dhakkan thoda dheela ho gaya.

सितंबर आ गया और पता भी नहीं चला, आज टीचर्स दे है और इससे पिछला शिक्षक दिवस मुझे याद है। यार ये समय भी ना कितनी अजीब चीज़ है, जितनी उपमा से उपमा कम है, कहू की ये समय इन घिरते-हटते बादलों की तरह है और इन पत्तों के गिरने की तरह है और इस तूफ़ान के जाने की तरह है। ये समय वो पिगलती आइसक्रीम की तरह है, वो सिग्नल बदलने की तरह है, अचानक आने वाली मूसलाधार बारिश की तरह है और आसमान में एक इंद्रधनुष की तरह है तो शायद काम होगा। ये साल कैसे बीता पता ही नहीं, यूं भाद्रपद आ गया और केवल कुछ महीने ही बचे हैं ये साल खत्म होने में। ये समय भी ना बहुत कमाल है। पिछले सितंबर मुझे लगा था, शायद नहीं हो पाएगा। ये जिंदगी, मुझसे नहीं हो पाएगी, क्योंकि यार मुश्किल होता है, हर दिन हॉस्पिटल जाना और फिर काम, काम और हॉस्पिटल, लेकिन हमने किया। सितंबर गुजरा, एक एक दिन गिनें थे हमने उंगलियों पर जरूर, लेकिन दिसंबर कब आ गया पता ही नहीं चला। नए साल की कुछ ज्यादा खुशी नहीं थी, बस यहीं दुआ थी कि ये साल खुशियां लाए। जनवरी, फरवरी एक ऐसी हवा का झोंका लाए जिसे हम आज तक वाकिफ ही नहीं थे। और ये हवा का झोंका जिस धारा से आया था हमारी जुल्फे उड़ान के लिए, वैसे ही चला गया, शायद कुछ बिखरी जुल्फे छोड़ गया। ये साल गुजर तो रहा था, लेकिन ऐसा लग रहा था कि हम स्थिर हैं, कुछ बदल नहीं रहा था। जितनी भी कोशिश कर लो ये पत्थर हिल ही नहीं रहा, ये धक्कन खुल ही नहीं रहा। फिर क्या, सोचा ऐसे रोते हुए रातें गुज़ारना ठीक नहीं है, यूं घर में बंद रहना ठीक नहीं है, कुछ तो गलत है। मदद ली, शायद कुछ बेहतर हुआ, शायद नहीं। लेकिन इन सब के बीच, मैंने बहुत यादें बनाईं। वो एक बारिश, वो एक सनसैट, और ना जाने कितनी सारी हंसी जो शायद नहीं होती अगर मैंने जिंदगी का हाथ छोड़ दिया होता। कुछ दिन ऐसे भी थे जिनमें मुझे लगा कि मुझसे ज्यादा खुश कोई नहीं है, कुछ रातें इस कदर थी कि मुझे लगा कि मुझसे दुखी कोई नहीं हो सकता। हो सकता है कि आपका समय इतना अच्छा न चल रहा हो, लेकिन फिर भी, समय कैसा भी हो, ये छोटी-छोटी खुशियां जरूर लाता है। सितंबर आ गया आज और पता भी नहीं चला। शायद, वो धक्कन थोड़ा ढीला हो गया।

wrote this at 8:30 am, first thought in the morning. It's because I never thought I could make it to September. I'm glad. Life throws shit at you, but please remember to breathe, and it'll pass on. Sept-Dec patch was very rough for me, but it passed and I'm glad it did. This is your reminder that it'll pass.